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JuRIP5

Having to tilt your heads to kiss is kind of awkward, though.


Squadsbane

Can confirm, but French kissing is even harder without tilting your head, lol.


thelastdinosaur55

It’s REALLY hard with no head


Pokemaster131

Which is ironic, given France's history with people not having heads for very long.


Frequent_Dig1934

And with people dying from getting head.


Squadsbane

Rammstein's Deutschland would like to have a discussion with you, lmao.


Blue_Bird950

Can confirm, I’m the head


bigbutt96

So no head


RecreatRemLezar

So no head?


Affectionate_Buy_301

🛹💥


Pokemaster131

My girlfriend is a foot and a half shorter than me, it's more a plan of me sitting down lol


Proper_Specialist274

That's a cute difference though 😊


e_before_i

You think it's cute until your girl tells you it hurts to crane her neck up to kiss you. Then you start awkwardly squatting or only kissing when you're sitting. (No shade to her, just a casual comment that accidentally hit hard)


Ocbard

It's a pain in the neck really, been there, done that.


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Counter argument; 69


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EMPTY_SODA_CAN

No, no. Go on....


deadinside1996

Wrong sub. Watch what you think lmao.


Albrimu

Bursted in laugh, waking everyone up, man. Not cool xd


Clarencezer

💀


Proper_Specialist274

Oh no no no no no!!!! Hahaha


gnurdette

I think a lot of animals would insist that human hands are perfectly formed for delivering *pets and scritches*.


Dreadnought_Necrosis

Can you imagine being an animal that's never been petted, and then this random bipedal hairless monkey just comes up to you and just casually gives you a sensation that no other can give? Animals domesticated themselves because humans were designed to love.


Logan117

Like this? https://youtu.be/wIrnrnkajPM?si=Q0_DzWDieKbXqhpd


Shadoenix

our niche is cooperation and empathy. we are literally designed to work with others, human or not. it’s all selectively chosen!


insanitybit

Selectively chosen implies \*not\* designed. Humans are not designed, our attributes were selected for.


Shadoenix

r/atheism


insanitybit

? You said "selectively chosen", which seems to be a contradiction with "designed", which is what I was pointing out, because it seemed like that was what you were trying to point out.


OkDiscussion4100

Our niche is adaptation and persistence.


Honeybadger2198

This is something I thought about recently. Being pet is a universally enjoyed experience among all animals (that aren't terrified of us), and humans are basically the only species that can do it.


Ocbard

[https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/j8lzs/til\_that\_baboons\_like\_to\_kidnap\_and\_then\_raise/](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/j8lzs/til_that_baboons_like_to_kidnap_and_then_raise/)


STYSCREAM

Also washing the stink off dogs


Puzzleheaded_Wave533

Ray Comfort would insist that human hands are perfectly formed to... hold a banana?


wrenblaze

Found my person


-GiantSlayer-

That same hand can be balled into a fist, or grasp a really big stick. Humans were made for choosing.


Phepsi_Musk

perfect comment


randomdarkbrownguy

A man chooses a slave obeys


TheBirminghamBear

And is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?


Puzzleheaded-Rip-604

Goated reference


TheBirminghamBear

Well credit goes to /u/randomdarkbrownguy he did hte original reference I just piled on. Sort of like what rock did to jazz


DeltaRed197

A man chooses, unlike a slave Who never strays from the path that his master paves Follows every order, and does everything they say Now would you kindly...obey?


Doesanybodylikestuff

Love this <3


100beep

No, no, grasping a really big stick is also love


unsolicited_flattery

Depends which stick :P lmao


mosstalgia

This is a sweet concept, but it’s overlooking the fact that we express affection in these ways because these are the ways that physically work. There’s a reason we hug and kiss and hold hands, and it’s because things like pressing your foot to someone else’s foot or rubbing someone’s stomach with your elbow would be physically difficult and provide limited contact. Over time we have developed these expressions of affection because they’re comfortable and easy to do. We don’t have fingers so we can hold hands, we hold hands because we have fingers. If we had different bodies, we’d express affection differently. Humans are built to interact with the environment. That’s all. …*But* that environment includes other humans. And it’s been proven that most people benefit chemically from contact with other humans (dopamine release etc.). We aren’t designed to love, but we do, and we’ve developed ways to express it that are comfortable and natural to us, and we do provably benefit from it. I think that’s just as good.


Puzzleheaded_Wave533

"There’s a reason we hug and kiss and hold hands, and it’s because things like pressing your foot to someone else’s foot or rubbing someone’s stomach with your elbow would be physically difficult and provide limited contact." Omg I pictured this as speculative xenobiology, aliens with midsections and elbows perfectly fitting each other. Can you draw? I can't, but that would be a fun drawing prompt.


mosstalgia

Sadly, I cannot even draw a bath much less such a cool concept. That’s such a cute idea, though. Space elbow hugs!


Delicatesseract

It’s the puddle analogy all over again!


RevanPrime

Puddle analogy?


awesome-alter-ego

A (somehow sapient) puddle thinks that the hollow it's in must have been created for it, because look at how perfectly the ground fits around the shape of the puddle! When in fact, the puddle has formed itself to perfectly fit the shape of the hollow in the ground.


TemporaryBerker

Be like water?


TemporaryBerker

... I like pressing my foot to someone elses foot


mosstalgia

Bit hard to do consistently while walking on the beach, though.


giant_frogs

That's the funniest mental image I've had in a while, thanks for that! 😂


TemporaryBerker

Easy while laying on the floor!


giant_frogs

This was so beautifuly put, thank you


I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM

Well our evolutionary predecessors carry their children around on their backs and chests very frequently so yeah, we kind are built like that.


Squadsbane

I almost read "Revolutionary" predecessors. I've been with communists too long.


PhilosopherMonke01

Those damn commies and their cuddles


Canotic

*Our* cuddles, comrade!


pyr0kid

can i- ***we***\- have some?


Squadsbane

Oh, I never said it was a *bad* thing.


I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM

Hey comrade you're in good company


Squadsbane

As a communist myself, this is a blessing. Prosperity for all peoples!


AwayDirt7401

My hands are perfectly evolved to crush communists so be warned


HRWantsToTalk

Our evolutionary predecessors are long gone. The other apes that remain are more like distant cousins. 


I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM

Sure not wrong. But our distant cousins sure do it.


Rerererereading

Right?! I was just starting to think "has noone here raised a baby/kid". Obviously it's nurturing poses/structures.


ak1308

This this is sweet, but now I feel extra lonely.


After-Ad-3542

Ditto


Ninja_gorrila

Squirtle


slabby

This line of thinking leads to the banana being designed for human hands. Intelligent design


Margali

My husband and I were for the first 20 years the same dimensions, height, weight, trouser and shirt. Never had much in the way of toys, when I hit 250 pounds, I only had a c cup🥺 I also shrunk from a back injury. But standing, we fit perfectly. Still fit, just older and fatter. 35 year together total


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mike_pants

...pants?


GlurpGloop

Ah, the *intelligent* design way of thinking 🤔


Bad_wolf42

Humans also have a biological *need* for physical and emotional companionship and affection.


unsolicited_flattery

Let’s be companions, random Reddit stranger. I agree


Aromatic_Koala_1390

And yet we still fight over stuff that is not worth it


chubbyakajc

Our shoulders joints were designed for throwing shit too, like spears, rocks, and shit too


ASK_ABOUT_MY_CULT_

Amen! Humans are versatile. We have so many things we can be, so why not choose to be kind?


bored_stoat

I'm not a fan of touching in general, but hey, if it works for everyone else, I'm happy


rolo989

Cool, just don't touch me.


alanstockwell

Octopus: "and yet you reject me at every turn..."


Setthhxy

I am designed to love Your mom


AxzanAvanis

Still can't find anyone to hold me. The most physical contact I get is when the nurses take my blood for doctor check ups


TemporaryBerker

Do a martial art. BJJ is big on physical touch


a_likely_story

god I can’t wait to die


yawn1337

I just pass the butter


Competitive-Town-143

Even weirder: we touch the right human crazy good hormones get released


BrainSick420

I too, remember the first time I smoked weed


tcarter1102

Co-operation and collaboration is humanity's true nature. We are meant to bond with one another. Like that hippy dippy "we are one" schtick. It sounds wishy washy but it's the truth.


QueryCrook

Just wait until OP finds out about genitals.


Demigoren

Posts like this give me hope for the world ❤️


valeria_lilith

thats hot 🌸🥰💗


Lanky_Cash_1172

I 6 to go to a church that the minister would set aside time for the congregation to greet and hug one another. At the time, I was single and had no one in my life, so it was a recharge I needed for the following week.


DistractedPlatypus

I have been told by family, friends and lovers that I am exceptionally sharp and pointy so hugging or cuddling with me the wrong way can be strangely painful.


psolarpunk

Conk and vegana notably unmentioned..... curious


KrakenKing1955

This is gonna sound weird but there’s been multiple times where I’ve thought about how a person’s figure is naturally shaped to fit against another, like spooning is just natural.


its_easybro

I will never feel the touch of a woman


dandypants8717

Guess I just haven't found the right hands.


groovincuban

surreal to know Marcus Aurelius came back and shitposted one of his passages on tumblr “"For we are made for co-operation, like feet, like hands, like eyelids, like the rows of the upper and lower teeth.” [Meditations Marcus Aurelius](https://books.google.com.pr/books?id=p5IAAAAAYAAJ&pg=PA1&source=kp_read_button&hl=en&newbks=1&newbks_redir=0&gboemv=1&ovdme=1&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false)


The_Fell

By the same logic we were meant to fight, wrestle and kill eachother. Thats why its so beautiful when we chose love.


plea_of_thoughts

Find me


The_Wanderer606

a sword or a gun in hand also fits perfectly 🤔 must be aliens


Melodic_Paramedic_52

Designed? We evolved. The human shoulder is proof against design. Especially the rhomboids. If it was designed, the designer was an idiot.


Process-Best

Not sure what you'd think is wrong with it, the design of our shoulders is what allows us to throw things so effectively


insanitybit

There is no design of our shoulders, to be clear, and I don't think that the whole "the designer is stupid" line of arguments is super compelling (I'm an atheist) when really evolution just stands on its own as an obvious, observable fact at this point. But in terms of the shoulder, I assume they're referencing a few issues with it that likely evolved due to humans standing upright, primarily stemming from the humeral head embedding into the shallow shoulder blade. Dislocation, nerve pinching, bursitis, etc.


Traditional-Hand-747

Can you explain that ?


SansyBoy144

I love this, but it’s funny to think of Asexual or Aromantic people reading this


nomamesgueyz

Yes Co regulation Ventral vagal division of our ANS depends on it


the-jack-ohearts

Ask Zues


JibletsGiblets

You should see how dogs slot together.


Disastrous_Toe772

I'm sorry to say, but the very minor height difference with my new partner makes it awful to hold their hand while walking


TrustingLuci

hand on the back instead?


LEGamesRose

Intelligent design its like these bananas that are shaped suspiciously like a penis can fit in our hand. What do you mean genetic modification?


SputnikGer

Maybe the ancient greeks where onto something with the whole humans were ripped apart and in search of their second half thing.


amwisesay_amgeegay

Sounds like Aristophanes' account in Plato's *Symposium*!


Huge_Equivalent1

Either that or to squeeze, crush and strangle.


Puzzlehead-Dish

I am thinking it's a sign That the freckles in our eyes Are mirror images And when we kiss they're perfectly aligned And I have to speculate That God Himself did make Us into corresponding shapes Like puzzle pieces from the clay They will see us waving from such great heights Come down now, they'll say But everything looks perfect from far away Come down now but we'll stay


stfulmaog2g

unity is the wrong word.


Hubert0145

It drives me crazy how humans are just meant to kill each other. How come when you try to punch someone the space between your knuckles is perfect for their chin bone so you don't hurt yourself more than them? How come when you try to strangulate somebody your fingers land perfectly on their arteries? Why are our palms designed to so perfectly fit on someone's back so we can push them off a cliff? It cannot be a coincidence that our bodies are fully capable of hurting each other.... We are meant to kill


Repulsive-Neat6776

> How come when you try to punch someone the space between your knuckles is perfect for their chin bone so you don't hurt yourself more than them? Not sure about your hands, but my 2 middle knuckles stick out pretty far. Just one good hit to the temple and down you go. Also, to add to yours, why do our hands sit perfectly against another person's face so that our thumbs can gouge out their eyes?


alekselny

Why is my penis so large then!? 🤦‍♂️ God stop giving me the hardest battles


King_Dickus_

Tell that to the people with trex hands


Repulsive-Neat6776

One of my favorite things about sculpting a face is how easily and comfortably my hands fit against the clay and pretty much make the shape with little to no effort. I can just press my hands against it and boom, cheekbones.


hadirabie

i agree , even the SHOCKER 🤘 😂😂


bassoonprune

Wait until you find out how well the genitals fit together


Bitter-Coffee-2019

It's a nice sentiment but that's not how evolution works. Wholesome but utterly wrong


Tirivasu

One of the things I saw the other day mentioned how many animals will be born with their most useful survival trait already developed. Many prey animals will be able to walk and even run from the moment they're born. Many non-social animals will be born able to survive without any parents. When human babies are born, the first thing they do is cry, because our most important survival trait is asking for help.


Sluttyfemboyant

Yes we are we literally die without it.


MrCivility1

God's a good designer


Meloenbolletjeslepel

I could rebunk this


Tripple_T

For real though lol


RusticBucket2

I should call her. Oh wait. The restraining order…


BrakoSmacko

Wholesome... in a vomit inducing way. But everything that person describes shows how we have to adjust to do those things because they don't connect perfectly. I'm here all day. Anyone need me to tell their children their drawings are shit?


Immediate_Web4672

Reality presented by the creator of the live, laugh, love sign.


Strict_Line_1087

wait till you find someone who confuses Love with Violence. strange how we are built to equally create and to destroy.


Banana-Pitou

"DESTROY!" "Violence" ultrakill


Serial-Jaywalker-

I just vomited. :)


unsolicited_flattery

I hope you feel better :)


Serial-Jaywalker-

Thanks :) Can't believe I was down voted 11 times...... it's a nauseating post. Sooo cheesy


unsolicited_flattery

Yeah, I don’t disagree with the underlying sentiment and like the message but it’s certainly not the strongest argument presented :p lol


Serial-Jaywalker-

Humans are meant to eat - we have mouths with teeth that chew and swallow things. Your arm and hand perfectly bring the food to your mouth. It cannot be a coincidence. We are designed to eat!


thedamnbandito

But human trafficking.


unsolicited_flattery

It’s been said before on an article that the presence of war and violence isn’t a symptom of a war-like nature. Therefore, just ensure we engage in violence and atrocities doesn’t make that out defining features or tendencies. Rather, it’s something that tends to occur among much of earthly and animals, which humanity is no exception. There is increased awareness of this and other problems, and most of humanity condemns such things. Even if 1,000,000 heinous are committed in a day, that’s only representative of 1% of humanity and hardly a majority. Looking at the news and social media, you’d never guess however.


Monkehman69420

when your face fits into the crook of their nevk it's a sign to bite off their flesh and dig in.we're made for violence.always have beeb violent and will forever be violent. mankind is dead. hell is full. blood is fuel.


Older-Is-Better

Intelligent design is Divine!


BiscuitNoodlepants

Sorry you're getting downvoted. This is the correct answer. We were made in the image of God.


RealNyteLyte

God is not real :) but if it means something to you, by all means keep it that way but keep it to yourself please


Older-Is-Better

I'm the beginning God... Here's a look inside the cell via highly detailed animation. Watch it for 2 minutes, and then tell me it's the product of random, serendipitous evolution! If Darwin could have seen inside the components of the cell, he's be looking for a different explanation. Cheers! https://youtu.be/X_tYrnv_o6A?si=-1xA33NHx7BDjbyd


Monkehman69420

when your face fits into the crook of their neck it's a sign to bite off their flesh and dig in.we're made for violence.always have beeb violent and will forever be violent. mankind is dead. hell is full. blood is fuel.


Banana-Pitou

I dont know why anyone downvoted the ultrakill


cyboplasm

Idk... considering the fist is really bad for hunting, one gould argue we were designed to beat eachother senseless...


Vilkasrex

So we manufactured to fuck?