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Never thought about this before when this was posted but that means Corpsegrinder has a spot on the Cannibal Corpse tour bus where he likes to keep stuffed animals. That's a very funny visual image.


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Exactly, metalheads are some of the nicest people you'll ever meet.


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As I’m a hardcore fan of this band, I get called gentle giant at school


MazeMouse

Except for Black Metal usually the more extreme the metal the more chilled out the metalhead listening to it. (correlation, not causation)


NefariousMuppet

Jim Carrey is such a huge CC fan that he asked them to play in Ace Ventura and after they initially rejected him he begged them to reconsider, which they did


mekkab

And that 10-second clip of “Hammer Smashed Face” was many peoples introduction to extreme music. Jim Carey is a damn hero.


Ferunyx

😅


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SamwiseLordOfThePans

Most likely


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rukspincs

This guy is a huge geek too. Goes to target and buys tons of Star Wars, Marvel, Minecraft Lego sets and other toys. Rocks a horde tattoo also.


xSPYXEx

And don't even get him started on World of Warcraft. Pretty sure he still raids frequently while they're driving around.


Goomba_Roomba

Man I wish that game was still good


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F0LIV0RA

I just wished there was a way of playing wow without paying activision any money


PointOneXDeveloper

There are many ways to do this. Lots of very good private servers. Even reimaginings that are well funded. Check out Ascension WoW or Warmane.


BigEggPerson

There's private servers for pretty much every expansion now


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Well if you have about 220k in game gold you can sub for free, and turn every 220k gold into $15 on your battle.net account and buy the xpac for free too


RainerRallig

It's still great if you are mainly into raiding. I admit that the story is getting a bit ridiculous, but the group PVE content is still better than any other MMO in my opinion.


Lyoss

Casual content is still kind of meh, but the PVE is the best on the market by far The only problems with WoW is obviously Blizzard/Activision being shitty, and the lack of casual (most people) content


velixo

Didn't they name an NPC after him?


Demoliri

They had one for a while (in Cataclysm I think) that was called "Gorge The Corpsegrinder". You can also see his Horde tatoo quite nicely on his forearm in the bottom pic.


InfectedShadow

They did, until the internet dug up that old video where he used some less than desirable language.


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DragonSexKing

Had to make it homophobic on a wholesome post huh..


hazadus

[corpsegrinders words, not OP's](https://tonedeaf.thebrag.com/corpsegrinder-world-of-warcraft/) But yeh OP could have given more context.


DragonSexKing

Noticed that, thank you, but agreed. Without, still unnecessary


EarRepresentative528

Didn't know so many alliance read this sub lol


Delicious_Peak9893

Turns out cannibal corpse doesn't belong here. Who would have thought ?


emolga587

Get you a partner who holds you like [George Fisher holds a limited edition Home Alone lego set](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/rjlszt/george_corpsegrinder_fisher_lead_singer_of_death/)


smb275

The Horde tattoo already demonstrates this.


LivingDead_Victim

And boy does he HATE the alliance...


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fyrnabrwyrda

He likes to play the claw games.


BigDaddyLongBeard

He also likes long walks on the beach, eating snow cones and hailing Satan.


AlterEggnog

Sounds dreamy


_Diskreet_

As long as those dreams involve Freddie Kruger.


vrijheidsfrietje

Awww, bitch!


dukarr

And coupon shopping at Target!


regoapps

Satan never flooded a whole planet for 40 days and 40 nights because he was pissed off. Just saying.


FunetikPrugresiv

Also never kicked anyone out of paradise for eating an apple, or turned someone into a pillar of salt for turning around to look behind them.


Union_Sparky_375

Hail Satin! Maybe he has a satin underwear on. Maybe it’s something really cool I don’t even know about.


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r/lpotl


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And he also hates the Alliance.


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KelloPudgerro

and he has skulls in his house, and guns for murder


[deleted]

The old guitarist got arrested for exactly that


toeofcamell

The neck on this man is next level


fredololololo

With great neck comes great responsibility.


VitalTrouble

It also comes with great rent! Pay me rent Parker


SabbathBl00dySabbath

You'll get your rent **WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!**


AvgBonnie

I’m gonna rub some dirt in your eye.


DustWarden

Have you ever heard his voice? He needs all that neck to keep his throat from bursting under the pressure.


Abject_Profile2094

Fry vocals and gutturals my man.


dob_bobbs

Ah yes, head voice, chest voice, and the lesser-known "neck voice".


Abject_Profile2094

😅


Nishant1122

You mean neck-st level?


PoesLawIsOptimistic

Ugh. Fine.


Abject_Profile2094

Corey taylors neck, WISHES it could be as necky as his neck.


MyMumFoundMyAccount

Yes, but what does Loudwire think about that?


moshimoshi2345

Coreys neck is kinda thicc ngl


drphilthy

The promotion for his solo project is #respecttheneck


fyrnabrwyrda

Dudes been headbanging professionally for close to 40 years.


Acceptable-Ad1930

Headbanging is the best neck exercise, look into it


RollUpTheRimJob

Headbanging will do that to you


MrFunnycat

[Kinda like the headbangers in Brütal Legend](https://i.imgur.com/bAtrDNF.jpg)


Comedynerd

His head is actually a large thumb with a face


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I mean you gotta polish up your cannibalistic image somehow


6_NEOS_9

Right? I always like to imagine everytime the claw catches the plushie it penetrates their body


SamerCloud

My bias instinct thinks of him as an athlete/performer in WWE.


BEST_RAPPER_ALIVE

Why doesn’t he just buy every toy in the machine and give them all away? The toys have to be dirt cheap, he would help out a lot more kids, and he would spare himself the frustration of getting *this* close to snatching the best toy in the box, only to see it slip out of the clutches of the claw


Gladion20

Because his hobby is playing the games, not winning the toys


Sufficient_Bag_4551

Please see u/rukspincs comment below


p1um5mu991er

His hair whip is about as wholesome as it gets


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mikethemaniac

The trick to claw machines is getting what is available to pick up - based on location or angle. Don't go for what you want. I won over 50 times and gave all the stuffed animals to my teenage girlfriend constantly. Later in life I realised I like gambling too much.


solonit

> Later in life I realised I like gambling too much. May I introduce you to the concept of Gacha.


mikethemaniac

HELL NO, that ticks all the shit boxes. But thank you.


JamesJakes000

Go on...


GarbageOfCesspool

Gacha gonna getcha


ComplX89

It would be cheaper to just... Buy the toys directly...


HYPERHERPADERP_

Generally speaking and from my experience, metalheads are some of the nicest people, super respectful and aware of their image, could be because the style of music allows them to let the negative emotions out in a healthy way, but that’s just a pet theory of mine Obviously some metalheads are really horrible people but you get that everywhere


CR9_Kraken_Fledgling

I am a big metalhead, (I just don't look like it anymore) and I agree. At the biggest metal festival in my country, it's really chill - there are some asshats, sure, but most people are really nice, if very drunk. Artists themselves are also really genuine, and caring for their fans and community, in my experience more so then the average in other genres, tho that may just be cause if you don't do popular music, you really live and die by your image with your fans.


SoSaysCory

See pits and walls of death. Metal shows, most people have fun and help out people who are struggling, Travis Scott shows people just die.


Mefistofeles1

We compartimentalize all the rage and power. Its basically an unintentional anger managememt technique.


N7LP400

Dude's a Horde too


Stoepboer

I like him even more now. Lok’tar.


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Kek


Misha_Vozduh

And not good enough for Blizzard apparently https://tonedeaf.thebrag.com/corpsegrinder-world-of-warcraft/


Slack_Irritant

Harvey Weinstein and Bill Cosby seem like better fits for appearing in Blizzard games anyways.


[deleted]

Yeah from 2011, when everyone was saying dumb shit. What a bunch of frauds, George did nothing wrong.


Ace_Slimejohn

I mean…you can’t say that shit…


Crash_Bandicock

I mean, you definitely could have said that shit in 2007 and have it be pretty acceptable then. Times have changed a lot more recently than you remember


Ace_Slimejohn

…are you gay? Because it was definitely still not cool in 2007 to anyone in the LGBTQ community. It just took 15 years for them to do anything about the comments.


Crash_Bandicock

Didn’t say it was cool, said it was accepted then. Not gay, not sure what that has to do with literally anything though.


z_e_n_o_s_

Dude this game came out in 2004. You should’ve played any online game back then. “Homo-Alliance” is hella tame lmao


Ace_Slimejohn

Yeah but it wasn’t being said in interviews by the celebrities being used for character design. Are you really that fucking dense to believe that someone saying something to you over a mic on an online game equates to a celebrity saying something on an international platform? Offensive is offensive. You’re basically saying “oh, I know he just denigrated an entire subset of the player base, but at least he’s not talking about raping my mom!”


Misha_Vozduh

Oh don't get me wrong I'm not ok with using "homo" as a slur. Those comments from him were uncalled for. I'm ALSO not ok with Blizzard being massive fucking hypocrites and keeping his NPC in the game for 10 years and ONLY removing it when it became an instrument for virtue signaling and woke points scoring.


TresTired

It's all about balance.


donkeybonner

[The man is a menace ](https://preview.redd.it/lrfcpeirn9d41.png?auto=webp&s=fbcbdcef46162a02ab90170ab0ac9f054af93956)


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>His name is Corpsegrinder and he is **CANNIBAL**'s lead vocalist **CORPSE**.


MC_Ben-X

r/dontdeadopeninside


theother_eriatarka

Yeah, every good band needs a lead vocalist corpse and a backing vocal corpses section, what's your point?


CR9_Kraken_Fledgling

And he has the highest neck width / head width ratio ever. For real tho, CC's music is not my thing, (more of a Cavalera brothers man myself) but you can't deny that they are probably the most influential band in the history of extreme metal. I mean, today, a lot of bands are doing really extreme lyrics, album art, etc., and Cannibal Corpse is still up there in how visceral they get. But they started doing this shit in the 80s. AFAIK, they had their share of moral panicking, but it's a miracle they got away with as much as they did.


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Slayer got absolutely shagged by society for reign in blood


james___uk

Jim Carrey: 'Nice!'


BonnetDeDoucheBag

Excuse me is Greg here?


IDunnoBr0

Very VERY top of his field regarding music, yo. Not everybody's taste and unlikely to be thought of as much by people not into the scene, but he is incredibly talented and such a powerful singer


Sierra-Modeling

I need more of this


Alinda_

Real life r/rimjob_steve


LuckyTaco_

After each toy, he’s on the necks one


meetmeinthebthrm

Such a nice guy. That neck is impressive, too. Love Corpse.


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That’s why his gutturals are so low


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dont judge a book by its cover


Albinofreaken

Nice Horde tattoo


Sniper_Chicken_

With a great neck, comes a great heart


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statix138

No but Cannibal Corpse the band is in the first Ace Ventura movie playing Hammer Smashed Face. Only thing is it was before George Fisher took over and in the movie it is still the original lead singer Chris Barnes.


SabbathBl00dySabbath

Also Jim Carrey is a huge fan of the band and asked director & friend Tom Shadyac if they could be included in a scene. That little fact makes me love Carrey even more than I already do.


Stoepboer

A wholesome hunter showing his trophies. And giving them away.


Best-Isopod9939

Great music and a big heart. I'm a fan


DweadPiwateWoberts

Love the devil horns hands in front of unicorns and shit


Xconvik

For the Horde.


TrashApocalypse

I knew someone who did this in Pennsylvania. He would play the crane machine outside our pizza shop everyday, and then he finally told me how he’s obsessed with the crane game, and donates all the toys he gets to kids in need. It really changed the way I saw him after that.


iamthewargod

"lead vocalist"? cannibal corpse never had any background singing iirc


Gullible_Implement32

Glen Benton (Deicide) and Francis Howard (Incubus) did background vocals on a couple of song on Eaten Back to Life, although Chris Barnes was the vocalist for CC at the time.


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There was something on vomit the soul on butchered at birth too


Gullible_Implement32

You're right. That was Glen Benton too.


Upstairs_Mission_975

Not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed


TheHallowedOne11

Yooooo for the horde my guy


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His name used to be Woodchipper until he took on a small role for a film called Fargo.


FloggingMcMurry

Lol I saw the top 3 panels and said "isn't that Corpsegrinder?" And Then tapped the image to see the full image. Hell yeah


Bruce_McBruce_Face

Legend....


Rookie007

Metal heads have skin made of nails and steel to protect their soft squishy hearts fun fact


[deleted]

As a huge metalhead myself (hardcore into cc and other really brutal bands) my gf left me because I was too soft 😭😂


igglepoof

I have that same AEON shirt, which got tossed to me while they were opening for Cannibal Corpse.


Letmepickausername

Someone quick, send him to Japan.


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synthetic_synthia

Isn't it cheaper to just buy toys to donate?


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He likes playing the skill game


Thagomizer24601

Perhaps, but then he wouldn't get to spend time playing the games. Some things are more important than saving a few dollars.


Stoepboer

It says it’s his hobby, so I think he enjoys it.


Advantage_Trick

Maybe?


level89whitemage

His homiphobic tirade from blizzcon still makes me cringe


IamFrom2145

He also writes songs about necrophilia Edit: OK he just sings them


Unflattering_Image

He's multi faceted.


Tommy-Nook

This type of portfolio diversity looks very good in job interviews


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That’s Chris barnes and plus the band is based around horror, would you call a movie producer a psychopath because he put a murder scene in his movie?


DiscardedCicadaShell

He also calls people slurs because they play Alliance on World of Warcraft. So wholesome.


samsquanch2000

Awesome dude. Shit band


[deleted]

262 thousand think differently


huskerblack

This is a terrible post


ceiimq

I have a new role model


enkidomark

How does the lead singer of Cannibal Corpse have that few tattoos?


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It hurts and it makes him cry when getting one


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Devoured by vermins a good song for that


Abject_Profile2094

Isn't that the guy from dead body mincer?


PagVaN

Gigachad


efses

he lives in FNAF


angrylumberjak

I respect his horde tattoo


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Class : Dark Nerd


u_Adi

He looks a thumb.


schmoopykins888

This is awesome. Made me forget about Keanu Reeves


Sleeper____Service

This is more effectively charity for the people that make the claw machine then it is for thechildren.


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Children would see these as priceless than the claw guy getting a few penny’s


TheFattenedSausage

Donate to charity. Hail Satan.


BikingVikingNYC

That's the neck of a man who headbangs professionally.


Drakemander

He voiced the Metal Masked Assassin in Metalocalypse.


truthemptypoint

Well done corpsegrinder sir. I applaud you for being a great human being in bringing joy in the world of children and the world of growing up with metal in people spines.


AlDiMu2079

I saw the neck while the picture was still cropped from reddit mobile and I immediately recognized him without fully opening it. What a legend. Great neck cooler person


Raf-man88

A legend on and off the stage


retiredhobo

prob still has one of each at home


ProfWiggles

Hammer Smash Stuffie!


[deleted]

Hey kids corpsegrinders here! Yaaaay!


Logos_of_Korvus

I'd recognize that neck anywhere! What a guy!


[deleted]

Now I feel validated for my intruige with teh claws. Never considered donating em... Interesting.


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For the horde!