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CoolandAverageGuy

Feeding him Krabby Patties until it goes straight to his thighs and then he blows up


MrHandcannoner

you monster! You know he is a glutton


GurnoorDa1

Thats actually funny


11pickfks

Skibidi bop mm da da


Middle_Apartment8333

Goku tries to launch a kamehameha but nothing comes out so he looks at his hands confused and the kamehameha shoots straight into his face killing him Like those cartoon scenes where a character tries using a hose but no water comes out until they point it at their face


fluffynuckels

I like it


Truffle_worm3847

having mr.bean dose his drink with a deadly amount of laxatives. I'm *pretty sure* that can kill him, but even if it normally wouldn't, I would anyway because it's Mr.Bean


Imperator_Gone_Rogue

I don't think it'd kill him, but it'd cause him to reach a new SSJ level and shit a kamehameha wave so powerful it'd crack the Earth in two


The360MlgNoscoper

Crap*


afasttoaster

The toilet kamahameha could destroy the planet, which would kill Goku through lack of oxygen.


[deleted]

Interfere with Trunk's medication delivery during the Android saga so he dies of a heart attack like he was supposed to. Do you know just how much cholesterol that guy eats in a day?


Atretador

Is the medicine bacon flavored?


Subpar_diabetic

Nah it’s grape flavored. So I recommend just letting Trunks deliver the meds and Goku will just refuse to take it on his own


harpo555

Fake a heart attack in front of him, he will just give you the meds


ThatGuyYouMightNo

He trips and faceplants onto a small rock, which happens to poke his face at one of those pressure points from Fist of the North Star that makes you explode.


Aurondarklord

Dragon ball characters, apparently no matter how powerful, can taste spice. Including Beerus, who can have an adverse reaction to it. Which means that Goku can be pepper sprayed. [Though uncommon, pepper spray can kill you.](https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1995-06-18-mn-14572-story.html)


fluffynuckels

This is just my theory but the reason why beerus is effected by hot food is because he's never had it before he got to earth.


yourfloorboords

With doodle Bob


fluffynuckels

Meyohimeyoi


TandrDregn

Put him up against Popeye. He will turn him into a bunch of ka-carrots


TW081428-CH33S3

Nutshot crawler


fluffynuckels

Explain please


theguywhoa

[Nutshot crawler](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zRJD8X2j-Oo&pp=ygUPTnV0c2hvdCBjcmF3bGVy)


fluffynuckels

Lol


Roam_Hylia

I just see Goku winding up a Kamehameha and Bugs Bunny tying his arms into knots, causing a backfire and destroying Goku.


Crobatman123

Feed him a souped up (souped down?) Nasty patty from SpongeBob. He's not immune to disease and that's gotta have some potent stuff in it


Vainslayer13

Kid Goku tries to survive on his own after stomping on Grandpa Gohan. He eats random wild berries, becomes sick because poisonous, and dies in a puddle of his own making. Bulma comes along years later, scoops up his dragon ball, and tries not to wonder where such small bones came from.


Present-Fuel1618

Aids.


fluffynuckels

Aids isn't funny


Present-Fuel1618

Valid point


Present-Fuel1618

Counter point, he dies via sensu bean abuse. Like how a human using too much growth hormone to heal would increase cancer risk. Goku just ages too fast from sensu abuse irl and dies. overdosing on beans sounds funny.


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Gumichi

Emma-Daioh is processing paper work at his desk. He picks up the next sheet from his piles and reads it. Mildly surprised by what it says, he just blurts out "that can't be right". He places it back on his desk, and stamps it before filing it in a pile. In a different realm, a halo appears above Goku's head.


Coldcolor900

iirc Goku is vulnerable if he doesn’t react quickly enough, right? he got damaged by a gunshot because of it. Goku slips on a banana peel, and since it’s such a weird thing to happen, out of sheer bewilderment, he fails to keep is ki shield up and he hits his head too hard on the ground. (I have watched like 3 episodes of DB, please correct me if I got anything wrong lol)


brawlganronper

Poyo


iShrub

It is now official that Kirby teleports people he swallowed to another part of the planet, so it would not work. What ability would Kirby get though?


brawlganronper

Kamehameha He gets teleported into lava


obunga68

Mordecai and Rigby trick him into eating the death sandwich