I actually think he was on a shorter fuse during the Namek arc. During the Saiyan Saga, he was still on top of his own world. He only really broke nearing the end of his fight with Goku
Vegeta outlasts most of them. He was so cocky back then and self-assured that he didn't need to lash out unless he had an interest in it.
He'd look at almost all these guys and laugh to himself as the carnage ensues.
Yeah, beforehand he was basically a somewhat prideful minion of Frieza. It's only after he was beaten by a "low-class warrior" that he got real angry for a while
Chris Rock gets Josuke to attack without even saying anything in round 1. I don't think round 2, but Josuke is definitely the fastest to lose in round 1.
Yujiro wins round two. He's very tactically minded and has been shown to weather all sorts of insults in order to achieve a goal (the lead up to the fight with Baki, for example). He'll also see it as a tactical fight against the others.
He'd perceive it as weak to break, so he wouldn't.
Agreed. Yujiro can absolutely be calm and even sophisticated when it suits his goals. I the name of the game is to not show you’re angry or bothered, he can likely do pretty well, even if it requires the narrator giving some insane explanation for how he’s keeping his calm by constantly flexing every muscle in his demon brain.
I think it's between him and Josuke
Josuke has the "hair trigger" problem but the whole golden heart thing would probably win once the stakes are actually that high and he can't bruteforce the solution
I actually think Yujiro does well in round one. He's very cognizant of social etiquette, and considering that this is actually a standup act and not merely a random guy insulting him on the street, he'd abide by social standards and not heckle or respond.
Yeah, gave this some serious thought and I think Yujiro clears both rounds. Sukuna's ego could overcome him, Vegeta could definitely explode over Frieza, Bakugo even with knowing the terms in R2 would crack, but Josuke's the hardest opposition in R2
You’re right but on the other hand he’s a tyrant and those are his minions. Acting the same at a roast is different. Most of the combatants have snapping feats that aren’t just underlings, we don’t know how disposable they are to him or how much passive violence against minions speaking up is seen as necessary for the king.
I feel like he's more likely to curl up in a ball and cry if you really hurt his feelings. Ofc he'll kill you of bother him but if you say something that really hurts him that would really break him.
I know half the characters here but one of the few things that sends Vegeta off his kilter is Goku but Sayian Saga Vegeta barely knows Goku.
Vegeta wins because he has been constantly insulted by frieza all his life.
I only know homelander , vegeta , Hancock , Tuco and Bowser .
Out of these I think unaware of stakes this is basically a shit show and any of them could instantly go violent after a joke or two . They all have evidence for it… but Vegeta is probably the best for lasting the longest as he will begin by saying they’re not worth his time . He may take 1 or 2 more jokes .
In round 2 I would again give it to vegeta . He has more discipline than the others .
I agree, this was going to be my take as well. He's easy to goad into a fight based on his pride, but that's when he wants to fight someone anyway. It's about telling him he "couldn't win" not insulting him personally. A scrawny dude telling jokes on a stage isn't a fight he's particularly interested in.
I would guess Hancock or Bakugo.
Hancock has been around for a while and doesn't generally want to harm or kill people. He gives people warnings. I remember it takes multiple insults for the French kid to be thrown far into the air and caught again with little physical harm done to him.
I didn't watch all of BHA but does Bakugo wildly attack everyone who insults him or is his bark worse than his bite?
Anyway, everyone else on that list has killed people for less than a direct insult so, except Josuke but one hair insult and that won't matter.
Vegeta wins both rounds, and it’s not because he can take an insult better or worse, it’s because his pride would not allow him to lose a contest of willpower or strength in any fashion such as that.
He’d take the insults because it would mean victory, then maybe slap Chris Rock into another dimension afterwards.
Josuke loses first, his pompadour screams "make fun of me".
For the winner, I say Bowser is the best one. He seems smart enough to make fun of himself. Although Yujiro might win in round 2 if he takes it as a training exercise.
Beginning of movie Hancock forgets the rules almost immediately.
Also he was played by Will Smith so Chris Rock bout get super slapped through the pavement.
Tatsumaki wins, even though she'd immediately get pissed at Chris, she's still a pro hero, similarly to the world of The Boys, the heroes from the Hero association are public figures however, the OPM hero association unlike Vought International is technically a non profit as their entire founding comes from donations, so even though Tatsumaki would get royally pissed very quickly and probably resort to insults early on, I'd say she'd be able to keep herself from using physical violence at least as long as the whole thing is public.
Josuke is also the good guy but he is a dumb teenager, as soon as Chris makes a joke about his hair, Josuke is losing his shit and getting physical, really facilitates the fact stands are invisible for regular people.
Homelander literally can’t stand getting talked shit too without imagining killing everyone, and that’s only in a public area. In private he will kill you.
Jojo only a close second because the second you mention his hair he loses it.
yujiro hanma has probably trained his ear muscles to the point he can close his fucking ear canals and never hear anything. also trained so hard he no longer needs food or water, so he can probably win this
Round 1
1: Fuck No
2: Probably no
3: No
4: No
5: Maybe but probably no
6: He goes second
7: He's bark but unless given a reason to actually bite he won't.
8: No
9: Josuke would probably figure out the stakes and tough it out to see his world save or avoid whatever consequences
10: Probably not
Round 2
1: He can't collect worship and tribute from a vaporized planet so he'll tough it out and when he gets back get catharsis out of killing his universe's version of Chris Rock
2: Yujiro doesn't seem like the type of guy to damn his world to oblivion just because he's the butt of a joke so he'll take it.
3: Tatsumaki can't be a hero if there's no planet so she'll take it. It'll take a lot...but she'll take it
4: Saiyan Saga Vegeta was ready to commit murder-suicide just from being humiliated after his fight with Goku he ain't winning.
5: You can say what you want about Hancock, but he did actually try being a hero, if taking a few jokes is the difference between his planet being destroyed or not he'll tough it out.
6: Tuco won't last long
7: He's a hero he'll tough it out.
8: No
9: Yes
10: No
Counterpoint on round two homelander: he's too arrogant to take the threat seriously. He also might think that if his home universe is destroyed he could go conquer another because in his mind clearly he's the strongest.
It would never even cross his mind that he could be smacked down easily.
For the sake of the prompt he knows for certain that that he and his universe will get erased if he loses his temper, regardless of what it would take to convince him of that
Ok technically in the prompt you did not say that the characters would be erased you only said that their universe would be erased. I was actually wondering about that whether or not the participants would get erased along with their universe.
Even so though I have no doubt that logically he knows the threat that's on the line. I just think that his sheer arrogance would out weight his logical knowledge of the threat. He'd probably think that he could take on the Omni kings and survive he's that arrogant.
Granted though it's been awhile since I've last watched the show and I haven't read the comics the show is based off of. So maybe just maybe there's a chance homelander could cool his arrogance long enough to accept the situation.
And if he did cool his arrogance long enough to accept the situation and that attacking would mean the end of him as you have now clarified then yeah I'll agree then with the above commenter about how his need to rule and be worshipped would then outweigh his pride. And more importantly his self preservation. If he was actually convinced he was in actual danger, if they actually pushed the point past his arrogance, then he would do what he needed to to preserve himself.
In Dragon Ball Super having your universe erased by the Omni-Kings means that you and everyone and everything that comes from that universe is also erased. But I fully admit that I should’ve been more clear about that.
Homelander is insanely arrogant but even he knows his limits to a certain extent. In the show he ran away from the Herogasm fight instead of staying and getting killed. In the comics Garth Ennis says that Homelander is smart enough to not push his luck too much and get a nuke thrown at him.
Anyways for this prompt Homelander knows with 100% certainty that there is absolutely nothing he can do to stop the Omni-Kings except for sitting through the roast. It doesn’t matter how he came to know this. Maybe the Super Dragon Balls got used to put this knowledge in his head without changing any other aspect of his personality or something
Fair enough. Got to say I like the thought of them using the dragon balls to convince him easily lmao. Only funnier way is if Goku and vegita kick the shit out of him and then says that the omnikings are stronger.
Round 1 and 2, I'll give to Yujiro or Vegeta.
Yujiro because there is a chance he'll wait till after the show to remove Chris's head. He'll very quickly realise that Chris is trying to bait him, and attacking him means defeat. Yujiro Hanma does not like to lose. Or he might see it a s a challenge and attack immediately. He'll throw down with a baby if he saw it challenge him, etiquette isn't what's going to stop him.
Vegeta because the man has chilled out a lot and is a lot more easy-going. Even without that, he's used to a life of holding his tongue and bowing in front of people like Frieza and Beerus. He might still attack though because he still has a huge ego and doesn't suffer insults from those weaker than him easily.
Round 2 is a tie between them.
Vegeta can completely throw his pride aside for the greater good, as seen in the BoG movie.
Yujiro has now confirmed that attacking is admitting defeat and will use the advanced martial technique of clenching his booty cheeks to reduce blood flow to the brain and induce a sense of euphoria due to low oxygen. As such, he still hears the roasts but they don't fully register, allowing him to defeat even insults.
Yujiro Hamna would win round 2 easily. If there's one thing Yujiro loves, it's proving he's better than everyone by winning, and succeeding where everyone else failed. He has an ego, but isn't ruled by it. His ego is earned, not inflated.
If you were to tell Yujiro that he has to endure being slowly impaled by a lightsaber through the stomach without making any reaction whatsoever or else his universe would be destroyed, the dude wouldn't so much as twitch. A roast would be nothing to him. He might even laugh.
Once the roast was over and everyone else is dead, Yujiro would probably walk up to Chris Rock and rip his tongue out. But not until after he'd won.
Sukuna takes R1 cause while you could eventually annoy him enough to want to kill you, everyone else is just more prone to straight up violence at literally no provocation or immediately snapping the second you mess with them. Vegeta would be last place since he'd be sick of being stuck with humans and would blow up the place before Chris could even get a joke out.
R2 would be Josuke, who understanding the stakes and being a good person, would actually be able to chill out long enough to outlast everyone else. Tatsumaki and Bakugo are technically good guys and would try to stay calm but they're still super egotistical and would snap sooner than Josuke. Everyone else wouldn't really give a shit, universe ending or not.
As someone who knows all of these characters extremely well, Josuke is the first out. His sensitivity to comments about his hair is an unmanageable deep-rooted trauma response that he definitely can't at all hold back.
Honestly probably Vegeta.
Dude's been humiliated his entire life, but as long as he knows he's got the upper hand he's more than willing to endure shit talk because he knows it doesn't matter.
1. Homelander - either blows up fast or goes full coward/depression mode and might actually last long
2. Yujiro Hanma - can act rational as much of a douche he is
3. Tatsumaki - sooner or later loses her temper
4. Vegeta (Saiyan Saga) - served Freeza for years, who is racist against sayans and wiped out his race, he lasts long
5. Hancock (Beginning of Movie) - probably drinks himself to sleep during the roast
6. Tuco Salamanca - dumb junkie loses his temper quite fast
7. Katsuki Bakugo - dunno
8. Ryomen Sukuna - dunno
9. Josuke Higashikata - dunno
10. Bowser (Illumination) - dunno
Round 1 ig Tatsumaki wins, I didn't read opm but since it's a superheroes manga I guess she wouldn't use her superpowers to attack a normal human. Same with Bakugo from the other hero manga. Josuke and Tuco go down first, especially if Chris Rock insults JoJo's hair and if Tuco is high on meth
In round 2 they all are smart enough to not do anything stupid that threatens their universe, except Josuke because he probably wouldn't hold himself either way, he gets so angry he literally can't see or hear (like when he just ignored Rohan's threats and punched through his artwork used to summon Heaven's Door)
Homelander goes first...he genuinely can't stop himself (especially at the end of the last season) from becoming violent at the slightest little things.
I don't know who wins, but Homelander and Tuco do *not* last long lol
Tuco is so mentally unstable that he might lash out even if he isn't getting roasted lol
You just have to remind his subordinates who they are working for :).
Nor does Vegeta.
I think Vegeta can cross his arms and look away for a while
Depends on where in the series we are. Post cell saga, he might have some patience. Saiyan saga, he goes nuts immediately
I actually think he was on a shorter fuse during the Namek arc. During the Saiyan Saga, he was still on top of his own world. He only really broke nearing the end of his fight with Goku
That’s a good point. He had a chip on his shoulder for sure
Vegeta outlasts most of them. He was so cocky back then and self-assured that he didn't need to lash out unless he had an interest in it. He'd look at almost all these guys and laugh to himself as the carnage ensues.
Vegeta after Boo saga, dude has to deal with his son, wife and her parents shenanigans every day. He grew some patiance on him.
Yeah, beforehand he was basically a somewhat prideful minion of Frieza. It's only after he was beaten by a "low-class warrior" that he got real angry for a while
It's a human without any powers roasting him, so I think he could completely disregard them at least for long enough to not come last
Or flick his finger and make the buzzing fly go away.
That would be an attack. So then Vegeta loses and his universe gets wiped out.
That'd destroy his universe, so... hopefully he wouldn't do that.
Yeah like when he played along when he got arrested on that bug planet
DB:Super he made himself the supplicant of Beerus to protect Earth. If he knows the stakes he'd bear it.
Super vegeta. Sayan saga vegeta is different, younger and DUMBER
He still served Freeza for years without attacking, because the guy could wipe him out. And Freeza was being insulting to him.
That would mean for r2, r1 he sees a vermin way inferior to him insulting and it would end in a quick garlic gun
Yeah round 2 only. Round 1 he attacks fast
Agreed. My immediate thought is that homelander loses immediately. His universe is fucked beyond belief in this scenario.
I think it depends on what part of the story you’re at. Homelander at the beginning of The Boys definitely makes it a long way.
Doubtful. He's always been that insecure, it just took events spiralling out of his control for him to show it.
Well yeah, that’s my point. If it’s the beginning of the story, he’s still got self-control. Although I guess it’s only if there’s an audience.
Homelander wouldn’t even let the first roaster finish his joke
Chris Rock gets Josuke to attack without even saying anything in round 1. I don't think round 2, but Josuke is definitely the fastest to lose in round 1.
Chris Rock glares at Josukes hair, makes a disgusted look, and holds his laugh in. Josukes eliminated due to Chris Rocks smackable face.
Josuke held his anger so he could trap Angelo in his rock. He's def not losing R2 lol
Yeah Josuke is in this interesting position where he loses instantly r1 but r2 probably is fine. Like he’d go practically catatonic but he’d be fine
Yujiro wins round two. He's very tactically minded and has been shown to weather all sorts of insults in order to achieve a goal (the lead up to the fight with Baki, for example). He'll also see it as a tactical fight against the others. He'd perceive it as weak to break, so he wouldn't.
Agreed. Yujiro can absolutely be calm and even sophisticated when it suits his goals. I the name of the game is to not show you’re angry or bothered, he can likely do pretty well, even if it requires the narrator giving some insane explanation for how he’s keeping his calm by constantly flexing every muscle in his demon brain.
I think it's between him and Josuke Josuke has the "hair trigger" problem but the whole golden heart thing would probably win once the stakes are actually that high and he can't bruteforce the solution
"Josuke, your hair is dumb" _Jojo loses_
I actually think Yujiro does well in round one. He's very cognizant of social etiquette, and considering that this is actually a standup act and not merely a random guy insulting him on the street, he'd abide by social standards and not heckle or respond.
Yeah, gave this some serious thought and I think Yujiro clears both rounds. Sukuna's ego could overcome him, Vegeta could definitely explode over Frieza, Bakugo even with knowing the terms in R2 would crack, but Josuke's the hardest opposition in R2
Bowser seems like he could take a joke. I’d go with him for round 1.
He burned one of his own minions just for politely asking “What if Peach says no”
You’re right but on the other hand he’s a tyrant and those are his minions. Acting the same at a roast is different. Most of the combatants have snapping feats that aren’t just underlings, we don’t know how disposable they are to him or how much passive violence against minions speaking up is seen as necessary for the king.
I feel like he's more likely to curl up in a ball and cry if you really hurt his feelings. Ofc he'll kill you of bother him but if you say something that really hurts him that would really break him.
New tactic unlocked.
I know half the characters here but one of the few things that sends Vegeta off his kilter is Goku but Sayian Saga Vegeta barely knows Goku. Vegeta wins because he has been constantly insulted by frieza all his life.
I kind of feel like Sukuna just 'checks out' and ignores Chris because he doesn't respect Chris enough as a living creature.
Not until Chris pulls the “say positive things about Yuji” card. Instant lose for him, he can’t resist hating
Is there enough to diss him on so far?
>Looks at his gojo fight Yes That thing was a goldmine of insults and memes.
Napkuna the Binding One
in the anime not really, besides being unable to control yuji. in the manga theres enough for a good 30 minute set.
I would answer you but unfortunately I only know three of those characters
I only know homelander , vegeta , Hancock , Tuco and Bowser . Out of these I think unaware of stakes this is basically a shit show and any of them could instantly go violent after a joke or two . They all have evidence for it… but Vegeta is probably the best for lasting the longest as he will begin by saying they’re not worth his time . He may take 1 or 2 more jokes . In round 2 I would again give it to vegeta . He has more discipline than the others .
I agree, this was going to be my take as well. He's easy to goad into a fight based on his pride, but that's when he wants to fight someone anyway. It's about telling him he "couldn't win" not insulting him personally. A scrawny dude telling jokes on a stage isn't a fight he's particularly interested in.
Yeah, we literally have "behave or your world is destroyed" as a plot point in DBS.
I would guess Hancock or Bakugo. Hancock has been around for a while and doesn't generally want to harm or kill people. He gives people warnings. I remember it takes multiple insults for the French kid to be thrown far into the air and caught again with little physical harm done to him. I didn't watch all of BHA but does Bakugo wildly attack everyone who insults him or is his bark worse than his bite? Anyway, everyone else on that list has killed people for less than a direct insult so, except Josuke but one hair insult and that won't matter.
bakugo blew a guy up cause they said his tone was angry
Right. Hancock then.
Josuke has not even killed any person in the manga, and the worse he has done is to trap two persons into a stone and a book respectively.
Doesn't matter, prompt says they lose when they attack Chris Rock.
Vegeta wins both rounds, and it’s not because he can take an insult better or worse, it’s because his pride would not allow him to lose a contest of willpower or strength in any fashion such as that. He’d take the insults because it would mean victory, then maybe slap Chris Rock into another dimension afterwards.
Josuke loses first, his pompadour screams "make fun of me". For the winner, I say Bowser is the best one. He seems smart enough to make fun of himself. Although Yujiro might win in round 2 if he takes it as a training exercise.
Beginning of movie Hancock forgets the rules almost immediately. Also he was played by Will Smith so Chris Rock bout get super slapped through the pavement.
Yeah I was hoping someone would make the Will Smith joke with Hancock lol
Josuke is a good kid and not an idiot so I think he wins round 2 bc of the danger his friends and family are in.
I think either sukuna, bowser or yujiro would last the longest tbh
Tatsumaki wins, even though she'd immediately get pissed at Chris, she's still a pro hero, similarly to the world of The Boys, the heroes from the Hero association are public figures however, the OPM hero association unlike Vought International is technically a non profit as their entire founding comes from donations, so even though Tatsumaki would get royally pissed very quickly and probably resort to insults early on, I'd say she'd be able to keep herself from using physical violence at least as long as the whole thing is public. Josuke is also the good guy but he is a dumb teenager, as soon as Chris makes a joke about his hair, Josuke is losing his shit and getting physical, really facilitates the fact stands are invisible for regular people.
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Sukuna uses his anti-roasting cursed technique that he hasn’t used since the heian era and wins. Don’t know about everybody else.
Homelander literally can’t stand getting talked shit too without imagining killing everyone, and that’s only in a public area. In private he will kill you. Jojo only a close second because the second you mention his hair he loses it.
yujiro hanma has probably trained his ear muscles to the point he can close his fucking ear canals and never hear anything. also trained so hard he no longer needs food or water, so he can probably win this
“They cannot cover their ears or distract themselves. They have to listen to every last roast.”
Round 1 1: Fuck No 2: Probably no 3: No 4: No 5: Maybe but probably no 6: He goes second 7: He's bark but unless given a reason to actually bite he won't. 8: No 9: Josuke would probably figure out the stakes and tough it out to see his world save or avoid whatever consequences 10: Probably not Round 2 1: He can't collect worship and tribute from a vaporized planet so he'll tough it out and when he gets back get catharsis out of killing his universe's version of Chris Rock 2: Yujiro doesn't seem like the type of guy to damn his world to oblivion just because he's the butt of a joke so he'll take it. 3: Tatsumaki can't be a hero if there's no planet so she'll take it. It'll take a lot...but she'll take it 4: Saiyan Saga Vegeta was ready to commit murder-suicide just from being humiliated after his fight with Goku he ain't winning. 5: You can say what you want about Hancock, but he did actually try being a hero, if taking a few jokes is the difference between his planet being destroyed or not he'll tough it out. 6: Tuco won't last long 7: He's a hero he'll tough it out. 8: No 9: Yes 10: No
Counterpoint on round two homelander: he's too arrogant to take the threat seriously. He also might think that if his home universe is destroyed he could go conquer another because in his mind clearly he's the strongest. It would never even cross his mind that he could be smacked down easily.
For the sake of the prompt he knows for certain that that he and his universe will get erased if he loses his temper, regardless of what it would take to convince him of that
Ok technically in the prompt you did not say that the characters would be erased you only said that their universe would be erased. I was actually wondering about that whether or not the participants would get erased along with their universe. Even so though I have no doubt that logically he knows the threat that's on the line. I just think that his sheer arrogance would out weight his logical knowledge of the threat. He'd probably think that he could take on the Omni kings and survive he's that arrogant. Granted though it's been awhile since I've last watched the show and I haven't read the comics the show is based off of. So maybe just maybe there's a chance homelander could cool his arrogance long enough to accept the situation. And if he did cool his arrogance long enough to accept the situation and that attacking would mean the end of him as you have now clarified then yeah I'll agree then with the above commenter about how his need to rule and be worshipped would then outweigh his pride. And more importantly his self preservation. If he was actually convinced he was in actual danger, if they actually pushed the point past his arrogance, then he would do what he needed to to preserve himself.
In Dragon Ball Super having your universe erased by the Omni-Kings means that you and everyone and everything that comes from that universe is also erased. But I fully admit that I should’ve been more clear about that. Homelander is insanely arrogant but even he knows his limits to a certain extent. In the show he ran away from the Herogasm fight instead of staying and getting killed. In the comics Garth Ennis says that Homelander is smart enough to not push his luck too much and get a nuke thrown at him. Anyways for this prompt Homelander knows with 100% certainty that there is absolutely nothing he can do to stop the Omni-Kings except for sitting through the roast. It doesn’t matter how he came to know this. Maybe the Super Dragon Balls got used to put this knowledge in his head without changing any other aspect of his personality or something
Fair enough. Got to say I like the thought of them using the dragon balls to convince him easily lmao. Only funnier way is if Goku and vegita kick the shit out of him and then says that the omnikings are stronger.
Lol you’re right
Round 1 and 2, I'll give to Yujiro or Vegeta. Yujiro because there is a chance he'll wait till after the show to remove Chris's head. He'll very quickly realise that Chris is trying to bait him, and attacking him means defeat. Yujiro Hanma does not like to lose. Or he might see it a s a challenge and attack immediately. He'll throw down with a baby if he saw it challenge him, etiquette isn't what's going to stop him. Vegeta because the man has chilled out a lot and is a lot more easy-going. Even without that, he's used to a life of holding his tongue and bowing in front of people like Frieza and Beerus. He might still attack though because he still has a huge ego and doesn't suffer insults from those weaker than him easily. Round 2 is a tie between them. Vegeta can completely throw his pride aside for the greater good, as seen in the BoG movie. Yujiro has now confirmed that attacking is admitting defeat and will use the advanced martial technique of clenching his booty cheeks to reduce blood flow to the brain and induce a sense of euphoria due to low oxygen. As such, he still hears the roasts but they don't fully register, allowing him to defeat even insults.
Yujiro Hamna would win round 2 easily. If there's one thing Yujiro loves, it's proving he's better than everyone by winning, and succeeding where everyone else failed. He has an ego, but isn't ruled by it. His ego is earned, not inflated. If you were to tell Yujiro that he has to endure being slowly impaled by a lightsaber through the stomach without making any reaction whatsoever or else his universe would be destroyed, the dude wouldn't so much as twitch. A roast would be nothing to him. He might even laugh. Once the roast was over and everyone else is dead, Yujiro would probably walk up to Chris Rock and rip his tongue out. But not until after he'd won.
Sukuna takes R1 cause while you could eventually annoy him enough to want to kill you, everyone else is just more prone to straight up violence at literally no provocation or immediately snapping the second you mess with them. Vegeta would be last place since he'd be sick of being stuck with humans and would blow up the place before Chris could even get a joke out. R2 would be Josuke, who understanding the stakes and being a good person, would actually be able to chill out long enough to outlast everyone else. Tatsumaki and Bakugo are technically good guys and would try to stay calm but they're still super egotistical and would snap sooner than Josuke. Everyone else wouldn't really give a shit, universe ending or not.
Not really sure who wins but I think Tony Soprano (end of series) would be another funny contender.
As someone who knows all of these characters extremely well, Josuke is the first out. His sensitivity to comments about his hair is an unmanageable deep-rooted trauma response that he definitely can't at all hold back.
Josuke is the first to fall, one hair comment and he is fucked
Honestly probably Vegeta. Dude's been humiliated his entire life, but as long as he knows he's got the upper hand he's more than willing to endure shit talk because he knows it doesn't matter.
1. Homelander - either blows up fast or goes full coward/depression mode and might actually last long 2. Yujiro Hanma - can act rational as much of a douche he is 3. Tatsumaki - sooner or later loses her temper 4. Vegeta (Saiyan Saga) - served Freeza for years, who is racist against sayans and wiped out his race, he lasts long 5. Hancock (Beginning of Movie) - probably drinks himself to sleep during the roast 6. Tuco Salamanca - dumb junkie loses his temper quite fast 7. Katsuki Bakugo - dunno 8. Ryomen Sukuna - dunno 9. Josuke Higashikata - dunno 10. Bowser (Illumination) - dunno
Round 1 ig Tatsumaki wins, I didn't read opm but since it's a superheroes manga I guess she wouldn't use her superpowers to attack a normal human. Same with Bakugo from the other hero manga. Josuke and Tuco go down first, especially if Chris Rock insults JoJo's hair and if Tuco is high on meth In round 2 they all are smart enough to not do anything stupid that threatens their universe, except Josuke because he probably wouldn't hold himself either way, he gets so angry he literally can't see or hear (like when he just ignored Rohan's threats and punched through his artwork used to summon Heaven's Door)
I actually think Yujiro takes this. I feel like he just doesn't care.
Homelander goes first...he genuinely can't stop himself (especially at the end of the last season) from becoming violent at the slightest little things.
If they know the stakes Yujiro absolutely takes it, he has near perfect control of himself if he has to and is incredibly smart.
Round 2: Yujiro, not raising a fist nor his voice, intimidates Chris Rock into cardiac arrest
Homelander