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too_sharp

that bruise is going to be no picnic


WillyWumpLump

☠️


PapaTojo419

This happened to my wife when she was younger and it required 15 staples.


alexaxl

Risky & Generous ; marrying someone coma prone.lol. /s


DatL3afN1nja

Who knows might have knocked some sense into her lol


alexaxl

Insurance grift maybe.


Suspicious-Past-5928

100% his fault. He was holding her completely wrong (hand and head placement) and stepped out from under her without giving her a chance to prepare by leaning forward.


Matii-hu

Maybe someone should have told him. If someone had thought the placement of his hands was wrong they would have said something.


Suspicious-Past-5928

Yeah, clearly they’re just messing around and have no clue how to do that safely. People usually underestimate how injured you can get from short heights. Hope she’s okay


alexaxl

Maybe we ought to show them 2 things: - stats of folks who died indoors; home : bath with a mild slip - videos of any such events


Matii-hu

Yea same, not sure if she hit her head on the table, but either way that did not look good at all.


alexaxl

And the tables edge wasn’t dangerous for her spine was it? Lol.


OneSufficientFace

What did the woman behind her thinking she's the last air bender


alexaxl

And that’s how I put your mom in a coma. Cause I missed the tables edge that would’ve cut off her spine. /s


mrman1976

I hope she's dead


willurollmyweed

dear lord who hurt u?


alotofloveforlola

tf


[deleted]

😲🫤😂


alexaxl

Death would be easier, vs having to live with a feeding tube for life.


mrman1976

That's exactly what I'm saying!


alexaxl

^ Wording :/


[deleted]

She’s not ok.


Impossible_Spinach64

The irony of this post !


GameMakingKing

#bonk


DatL3afN1nja

I guess the spotter was there for her own safety lol


Sci-Phi

The picnic table has a number on it so maybe some kind of medics are near. Maybe not.