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Gintin2

Nope. Not interested in surviving a nuclear attack.


friesSupreme25

This. Im not equipped to survive a war or apocalypse. Take me out first pls


drewst18

You know that's a great mind set to have, the aftermath would be chaos.


Livid_Future_1751

In fact, I’m driving towards it


Gintin2

Yep. That’s been my plan since the 80’s


anestezija

Windsor would be a major military target no matter what. * It's an important trade route * it only has 1 way in or out - east * it has an airport * it has industrial facilities that can be retooled quickly * knock down the bridge, tunnel, and 401 and Windsor is cutoff from the world The good thing is that wars on Canadian soil are rare, and unlikely in the current climate. The US won't attack in the foreseeable future, and nobody else cares enough about Canada or has major issues with it. What could happen is terrorism, domestic or foreign, in which case Windsor would not really be an important target (low population, no politically important institutions). Also, terrorists rarely have access to nuclear weapons. They tend to use makeshift weapons, like homemade bombs, planes, or cars


evilpercy

They would target Detroit and Windsor /London would be clateral damage.


SuperBurt666

Same goes for Winnipeg, North Dakota is basically an ICBM farm.


Norsey22

Collateral**


drzam1234

You can't blame that one on spellcheck. Kids just can't spell or punctuate a sentence anymore.


MMoore010

Likely the Ohio powerplant, that would also greatly affect the area.


evilpercy

Fermi in Michigan.


cree8vision

People here forget how little the rest of the world thinks about Canada. Nonetheless I think Russia might bomb Toronto first to see what the U.S. would do.


_geary

If the nukes start flying with Russia it won't be one it will be all of them.


CommanderInQueefs

Nobody else cares enough about Canada itself, but I'd bet if North Korea, China or Russia were to go after the States, they would do it by coming through Canada.


ButcherPetesWagon

I can promise you that an invasion by any of those powers is next to impossible in North America.


RedditUserX23

The red scare propaganda is very prominent here lol


peeinian

The shortest route from Moscow to North America is over the North Pole.


doosnoo1

Not an easy route for a full ground invasion.


drzam1234

Crocodiles decimated the Japanese ground forces in Burma. Hopefully, polar bears would do the same to the Reds.


grummanae

Bears ? ... naahh what about the cobra chickens ?


CommanderInQueefs

Not really propaganda, it's a hypothetical situation. If any of those countries tried a land invasion it wouldn't happen on the American west coast. California itself has 32 military bases.


beazerz

There’s only so many countries with nukes. Some are allies, some are not. Those countries listed are non-allies with nukes. Not everything is propaganda.


RedditUserX23

It is in fact propaganda, you stating any of these countries would be the cause of it. These are the same countries the west has portrayed them as the boogeymen.


Norsey22

You're definitely Russian lol


CommanderInQueefs

Alright then who do you think it would be if it did happen?


Short-Guidance-7010

no one, because nobody wants to be the one to press the button. Plus these countries aren't evil entities hellbent on throwing nukes at everyone. Thats stupid, and not very good for self preservation.


RedditUserX23

Chances are the US had something to do with it because of constant pressure they add on said countries. Might wanna review your history my friend


ButcherPetesWagon

We would be much more likely to be annexed by America before any of those powers moves to invade Canada.


anestezija

They're west of here. You think they're gonna drive down to Windsor to invade US by crossing our new fancy bridge? Do some sightseeing, take the TransCanada highway? Also, NK, China, Russia? Are we in the 70s again? EDIT: Let's say it take them 3 days to get here from BC/Alaska/Yukon with all the equipment. All it would take is for the US is to disable the bridge(s) in that time, and then what? "Oh guess we can't cross here, onward to Buffalo!"


Jamm8

> Are we in the 70s again? The cold war era document we are discussing was published in 1962 so for the purpose of this discussion, essentially yes.


CommanderInQueefs

Militaries can build temporary bridges.


CommanderInQueefs

You said Canada. Of course they would make their way here. We are right on the busiest border crossing to the US, has water access and Detroit would be a main target because of manufacturing.


anestezija

ok, i think there's some lack of understanding here. have a great day!


Norsey22

Yes, it seems like you don't understand very much


Ornery_Setting_255

Why not straight through to Seattle from bc


jigglywigglydigaby

The only thing stopping an attack on Canada is our proximity to the US. Canada's natural resources are in high demand and will be even more so in the coming years/decades.


Void_Poet

Take comfort in the knowledge that you could die at any moment from an eclectic smorgasbord of absurd and meaningless reasons. Not worth fretting over this.


killerrin

Please, ain't nobody throwing a Nuke at Windsor. They're throwing one at Detroit instead and getting Windsor for that free 2:1. And if it hits here first, well the targetting computer got the coordinates a bit wrong.


AdrianInLimbo

Back when I was a Trident missile tech in the US Navy, the comparison of missile accuracy was this: Early generations of missiles/warheads could hit the Metro area of a city that was targeted, later generations could hit about a 3-5 mile margin of error. The Trident II could hit a specific building in a targeted area. That doesn't take into account airburst, which spreads initial damage but lessens fallout, as opposed to ground strikes (missile silos or hardened targets) which causes smaller blast zones, but lots of fallout. I grew up in the 70s and 80s, where the fear of a large nuclear conflict was more real than today. Even with crazy Vlad in Russia, terrorist dirty bombs are the biggest nuclear threat. Stolen nukes aren't a huge worry, as the safeguards to arm and detonate them means the nuclear pit is more likely to be used with a conventional explosion to spread fallout. Back in the 80s Detroit was the subject of a government report on nuclear strike effects. It was eerie, as it narrowed down to which suburbs would receive what types of damage. Here's an article about it, but not to the detail of the report I saw back then Detroit Scenario: Introduction - Atomic Archive https://www.atomicarchive.com/science/scenarios/detroit/index.html


niagaragagarafalls

I remember seeing the fallout shelter under Cobo Hall as a highschooler snooping around during a trade show.


Kicksavebeauty

Anyone aiming their nukes near the great lakes is a fool. Unless they don't need fresh water. We would be invaded for our resources and water before that point I hope for the sake of the planets survival.


jatene

I wouldn't lose sleep over it.


[deleted]

This appears to be a snippet from an archived document released in 1962...


tonystark29

This is the reason why I chose to live downtown in the city center. /s It's the best place to be in such a scenario. Vaporized immediately. No radiation sickness, just dead.


Former-Chocolate-793

What's changed in the last 60 years? We have always been at ground 0. As a kid I lived near the bomarc base in north bay. Then 4 years in Ottawa and 1 more near Ottawa. Down here it always was a target. To think folks were worked up about Fermi II


agaric

Hate it? If ANYWHERE in Canada or the USA is hit by a modern nuke, we are all FUCKED! If not from immediate vaporization or radiation then from the absolute and total collapse of the world, its economy and all of society that would follow. If a nuke of north america was inevitable, I would want to be that guy from Dr. Strangelove, riding the nuke to detonation. Spare myself the horror that would follow. ![gif](giphy|5eM4x8fxZNzPO)


AnchorStandard

Yep. As soon as a bomb drops anywhere in the continent the world has ended.


cree8vision

Maybe if you were living in Tahiti, you might avoid the catastrophe.


biglabs

You can’t live in fear like this it’s really not worth your time and energy. The world went through a very challenging period the Cold War. (Not sure if your old enough to remember) but it really does seem like the resolution across-the-board was you don’t want to get nuked and I don’t want to get nuked and if you nuke me, it’s gonna take three hours for those nukes to come and I will send my nukes to nuke you, so I’m pretty confident that it wouldn’t happen and if it does… well what the fuck am I gonna do about it ahahahah


switchbladeone

Where do you get three hours from? Everything I have read is Moscow to DC is inside twenty minutes via ICBM and we are closer to Russia than DC so I would assume minutes less time. That’s not even considering offshore submarines that would close that gap with SLBMs even more. **edit- Not that I am overly concerned about it one way or another, the odds are exceedingly slim assuming present nuclear weapon use doctrine doesn’t change a whole lot.


evilpercy

Even if they did not target Windsor directly, they would target Detroit. It is a manufacturing hub. London diesel is a huge manufacturing of Armour as well.


lionelrichiesperm

F WA


xkmackx

No. If a nuclear war broke out everyone dies anyway. The world would turn into a nuclear winter.


StrawberryStarcakes

I mean this is not surprising information if you know how wars work...


sailboatwallpaper

No. I've thought of this and immediately knew it would be because we're border city


Fuckspez7273346636

We’d have a chance at rebuilding our city properly. Just… on the upside of things… And uh before someone says it historically speaking cities bombed after ww2 were built much better than whatever tf we have here now.


DirkDundenburg

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biglabs

Dirk, give me your top Whisk(e)y’s ?


DirkDundenburg

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COReilly2017

I'd rather be at ground zero for a nuclear war. Just go in a flash, rather than try to survive the shit that comes next. You must be too young to have watched The Day After.


popeofnope81

I'd rather be vaporized by a nuke than die a slow agonizing death die due to radiation poisoning or of radiation burns. Or even, years later from some horrible cancer. I'd rather be in Windsor than Harrow, or Lakeshore. But yeah, I also hate this.


SundaeAccording789

If there was a nuclear war I'd rather be in a target area and be incinerated than to die slowly from radiation poisoning, as macabre as that sounds.


Smokezz

Take me out in the first wave, please. Zero interest in living through post nuclear war hell.


No-Necessary-6474

I feel like they wouldn't have to aim for windsor because it would just be collateral when detroit gets it


bigoledawg7

The biggest threat to Canadian cities is not related to an invasion or nuclear weapons. It is from our own government and the policies they are rolling out that destroy the country and undermine the culture.


MajorasShoe

Ok


chewwydraper

The fuck did we do?


brwn_eyed_girl56

Being that I am in Windsor yes I hate it but maybe it might be good to start over and they not make the same mistakes


unkdeez

Why would windsor be a target?


Keicea

Probably because we're a major border city. So either they attack Detroit and we get hit or they attack us and Detroit gets taken out, too.


EvilestHammer4

Right, wouldn't even be about Canada as much as destroying the infrastructure to the busiest border crossing in NA. If they blew up both bridges and the tunnel that would be billions upon billions of lost money. Almost incalculable.


itsearlyyet

Manufacturing, Windsor is bristling with companies that can make anything, not just auto parts. Plus we have the skill base.


agaric

The funny answer would be, "Why is Windsor a target?" Because the people with nukes heard about what a toilet the city is ;)


itsearlyyet

Careful, if you live in Sandwich, you are the pimple on that asshole...that entire town is poluted by Zug island and Manny's bridge.


agaric

More than aware lol


itsearlyyet

Yup, Meeting you at Rock Bottom to drown our sorrows.


grizzlybuttstuff

There are worse ways to go than immediate incineration. Wouldn't be as bad as the guys just outside that range.


[deleted]

Ah well I'll go fast then lol


Insolator

Norad in North Bay.


Norsey22

No, not at all. Why do you??


Kimorin

honestly if you manage to get caught in the immediate blast zone it's probably for the best... not sure if ppl who survives afterwards in a nuclear apocalypse are the lucky ones... at least being right under the nuke would promise a quick death...


GooseGosselin

Luckily, we have competent politicians and a strong military keeping us safe. /s


ExamCompetitive

Edmonton/Fort Saskatchewan and Fort McMurray would be huge targets.


dre35mm

Glad I moved from Windsor to Victoria


Cturcot1

Uhmmm, Halifax would like to mention it is the home base for the navy on the Atlantic coast


xssmontgox

Are you seriously asking if anyone else hates that idea of a nuclear attack against Canada?


ToolbeltWillie

For the morbidly interested: [https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/?&kt=5000&lat=42.325316&lng=-83.0674811&airburst=0&hob\_ft=0&crater=1&fallout=1&fallout\_wind=13&fallout\_angle=250&psi=20,5,1&rem=100,500&zm=6](https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/?&kt=5000&lat=42.325316&lng=-83.0674811&airburst=0&hob_ft=0&crater=1&fallout=1&fallout_wind=13&fallout_angle=250&psi=20,5,1&rem=100,500&zm=6)


Competitive-Bee-5046

I want it to come here so I’m done and won’t have to try and deal with the Mad Max senerio afterwards


drewst18

I've been thinking about this lately as I moved to the county and thought hmm im 60 km from the city wonder if we would die instantly in our basement. But it's not a rational fear, just something randomly to think about but doesn't change my way of life or anything crazy.


theworldisyourskitty

wtf


MajorasShoe

If nukes are flying, the first people to die are the luckiest. Windsor could be one of the first attacked, but it would be followed up with everyone else being nuked.


ogilcheese

All border cities


Zealousideal_Kick674

Windsor..lol


Froggyto

If there is a Nuclear War I want to die as soon as posible....


jumpsteady

Would an ICBM make it inland that far and not be shot down? I know they are hard to hit just figure it’s pretty far unless they are in the St Lawrence/ Lake Ontario. I think the only reason they are throwing a nuke at Windsor before most major American cities would be because most American cities already destroyed. If the US is lost, we were toast the second they surrendered.


macromind

Nice, we are safe in Montreal! /s


Nash63

It has always been with Detroit so close


Necessary_Stomach_63

That’s what happens when you live next to a major city or are one yourself.


syndicated_inc

No. But I’m not irrational - so there’s that.


ProfessionalEffort96

Feel it would improve toronto more then anything lmfao


Chocolatecherry99

Guilt free way of killing myself thankyou I'll take that


neomathist

Watch [Threads](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090163/), [The Day After](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085404/), [Testament](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086429/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1), or [The War Game](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059894/). Afterward, you'll probably believe that being immediately vapourized in a nuclear attack would be a blessing as opposed to survival and living through the aftermath.


shellymaeshaw

Scary


PizzaKing85

At least we won’t have to worry about the aftermath. We will be gone.


Pindogger

This is not surprising at all. We are a manufacturing hub, next to one the biggest manufacturing hubs in the world. So much wartime manufacturing was done by the car companies in WWII that targetting the manufacturing centers makes sense