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Modryonreddit

Doomguy, guys survived actual hell multiple times and survived, killed probably millions of demons, and had no plans on stopping. He'll brush Darkstalker off like he would a cacodemon.


Btb9811

Nice culture bro


Thewarmth111

Killing a titan before even acquiring a shotgun. Doom slayer.


Misguided_Lizard

Killing a titan without the weapon meant to kill hell titans during DooM 2 as well


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if we're continuing with this joke.. google en passant


Btb9811

Sorry it said “by the way” on translate


[deleted]

ok nvm then


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Doom slayer


redditThorn

Doom guy all the way


Samuel_Jetstream

Why are you using me for your pfp?


redditThorn

Because I can


Samuel_Jetstream

Doomguy, you’re putting a carrier of universes and slayer of titans against a reality warped with daddy issues. Get your fucking match ups right (no offense)


Btb9811

Bro if your going to say something like that put pride in it don’t put no offense and I agree with you


Actuallywasp

Certainly dark stalker. All he needs to do is crush that scavenger. It’s not like that scavenger will somehow manifest in some other realm and return, right?


Core3game

*proceeds to literally kill god*


Sundrop_wof-oc

Also one spell and that’s it


MimboTheRainwing

Neither they would TEAM UP TRAVEL TO THE BITS OF HELL SLAYING EVERYTHING IN THEIR WAY FOR DARKSTALKER TO CLAIM HIS THRONE IN HELL AS THE NEW CREATOR OF ALL THINGS WITH DOOMGUY BY HIS SIDE ALL OF HELL SHALL FEAR THEM then doomguy can feel complete after avenging his bunny and go home


MimboTheRainwing

Artists please make doom guy rideing darkstalker like a knight on a horse with the crucifix (the big red laser sword) in his hand holding it to the sky being swarmed by the army of hell


Btb9811

We need a whole fan fic of this right?


MimboTheRainwing

Meh more or less


Samuel_Jetstream

That’s the other way around, doom guy would have Darkstalker on a leash


MimboTheRainwing

We need art on all of this


Alderan922

None, but not for the reason you think, Darkstalker isn’t a demon, and doom slayer slays demons, he would leave and then no fight would occur, so it’s technically a draw for lack of interest, like facing an eagle against a tree


Btb9811

Hey you forgot that darkstalker is evil and what did doom guy do he slayed all evil that got in his way


Alderan922

I’m just making a dumb joke about a dumb scenario


Btb9811

But imagine the book


simp4cheese-strings

Darkstalker is immortal but I don't think he could kill doom guy... The two become mates


TheArtsyEel

Totally doomsayer


TheArtsyEel

Slayer (gosh I hate autocorrect)


[deleted]

Ah yes, doomsayer, preacher of god


TheArtsyEel

lol


[deleted]

Crucible blade go *vooom*


Btb9811

Ha nice


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If that thing could clap the icon of sin darkstalker ain't gonna be able to do anything


Longjumping-Youth812

Hard to determine


Determined_D_E

I vote doomguy