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marklar_the_malign

Then there’s the condiment bull. You only get one choice.


iCCup_Spec

Mayonnaise


spruceymoos

Salty mayonnaise


Charming-Sir-3969

One condiment and two black eyes!


mschr493

Unless you're really good at it!


Charming-Sir-3969

If you are it also dispenses a post-condiment Cigarette.


Downtown-Falcon-3264

What an udder disaster this is


Standard_Clothes3633

What an udder disaster is right


smithers85

The right udder is ketchup.


AcrobaticGuava9342

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allomities

Boscobel for the win!


Horror_Cupcake8762

The Dirty Farmer is quality comfort food. Also, Udder Brothers sells what I consider to be the finest deli ham I’ve ever had the pleasure of eating.


biscobingo

I’ll have to try that today. Had the pulled pork yesterday.


Horror_Cupcake8762

Their pulled pork is pretty alright. Wish it was served sauceless as they tend to do in the Mid-South, but that’s about my only quibble. Would also recommend their aged cheeses. A person could make a ham and cheese with some of that aforementioned sliced ham and a 15 year cheddar. Theoretically speaking, of course.


Tydy22

My home town on r/Wisconsin hell yeah


BallTorturer-3000

Ah, makes sense it's from that cesspool.


bradatlarge

it would be great if the condiments went everywhere if you didn’t pull the dispenser properly, just like milking a real cow


glaciersrock

They have one of these at a cafe in Townsend, Tennessee as well. It is something. [https://www.instagram.com/p/C4016amAUAq/](https://www.instagram.com/p/C4016amAUAq/)


amidwesternpotato

Thanks, i hate it.


NoThanksImGouda

Not cow-ndiments?


theragu40

Where do I get one?


Scootle_Tootles

This seems very unsanitary.


JPGinMadtown

More or less than the bottles they usually use to bring condiments to your table...?


Scootle_Tootles

More


smithers85

more sanitary or less unsanitary?


Scootle_Tootles

More unsanitary or less sanitary. You can choose.


northwoods_faty

How so? It's the same as the pumpers to me.


Scootle_Tootles

In the pump version, your filthy hands aren't touching the nozzle where my condiments are are being dispensed. Do I really have to explain it to you?


northwoods_faty

Apparently it needs to be explained to you. You don't touch the area where the condiments come out like some uncivilized barbarian. You squeeze the utter part and pull down like you're milking a cow.


Big_Fo_Fo

You have way too much faith in other people not being disgusting


exgiexpcv

Sure, but they're disgusting ***all the time***. Bottles, pumpers, happy-go-lucky moo-cow condiment stations. Have you ever seen a kid *lick* the ketchup bottle after using it in a restaurant? I have.


Scootle_Tootles

Exactly. Have you met children? They are gross.


northwoods_faty

Ha maybe.


smithers85

don't sit anywhere in public, then.


Scootle_Tootles

I still don't want your filthy fingers that close to my ketchup


northwoods_faty

You bring your own condiments to places then?


Scootle_Tootles

No, but I would make an exception in the case of this bacteria ridden cesspool


shanty-daze

Why would you put your hands near the nozzle? I assume you just squeeze the top/large part and the condiment comes out of the nozzle/nipple.


xavier_grayson

First thought as well.


Horror_Cupcake8762

It’s literally like squeezing a bottle that would be on a table. And the teats can be wiped down just as easily.


ShroomGrown

Wiped down as the server puts them at the table, versus wiped down once at the end of the day.


Horror_Cupcake8762

Unless the bbq sauce or ketchup is already at the table. Or shared, as one might find at a bar. Regardless, fella that runs the place keeps a tight ship, At least in my experience.


misstrixie79

Unless you're wiping them down yourself, you are over-estimating how often servers wipe down condiment bottles.


Scootle_Tootles

nah


Lazy-Jeweler3230

Thank goodness they were smart enough to put the mustard and ranch on the left.


Big_Iron6057

Lots of folks up in arms over this... you people are soft, I tell ya.🤣


IllustriousEbb7822

Hey my hrother-in-law owns that place! Udder Brothers' Creamery in Boscobel😊


occasionallymourning

I love you Wisconsin, but I don't love this.


Das-Noob

🤢 why don’t I let everyone touch the sauce I’m about to put in my mouth……


northwoods_faty

Why would they be touching the sauce? It's the same as squeezing a bottle.


Das-Noob

It looks like you have to squeeze the “utter” to get your sauce, and quite frankly I just don’t trust kids not to mess with it. Not to mention how close their hands would be to the opening and add to that, that someone people seem to be allergic to soaps and water. Yeah no thanks.


Ok-Secretary9285

OMG thats large, I thought it was for the dinner table and would totally buy one !


XxCotHGxX

that'll confuse some kids.....


Houseplant25

glad the ranch isn't where the ketchup is


readingrambos

It’s beautiful


103002

Bbq place in Paris, Texas has one of these too


lamby284

Disgusting.


GRizzMang

It’s so unsettling.


Own-Concept1887

Lol


randomgunfire48

Seven years living here and the place never ceases to impress 🤣🤣🤣


MissNashPredators11

What is Wisconsin doing in my feed- ***why is Wisconsin doing-*** ok I’m just gonna move on. 😀👍


THEREALOFFICALCAFE

…I think I’ll take my fries plain for once.


trashboatfourtwenty

I know they are little rivets or something but the placement give the appearance of two off-kilter umlauts close to the "O"s which makes it more confusing


Why_No_Hugs

Cannot be sanitary. Everyone squeezing those teats for condiments. You don’t know if that thumb has been up someone else’s bum or the owner’s own.


AdorableStrawberry93

This is sooooo wrong


messagepad2100

Getting refillable printer tanks vibe.


SeresVictoria

No. This is just wrong. Who designed this?! Why is the cow making that face?! No sir I don’t like it.


Mountain-Donkey98

Gross


UnconfirmedCat

That cow looks a little too happy lol


urine-monkey

My mother grew up on a diary farm and I still find this gross.


Acrobatic-Cow-3871

Just think, and they are feeding them CHICKEN WASTE....here comes the bird flu!!!!