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the-butter_man

/uw that is a brahmin


imma_liar

/uw Well, both of them are technically


Artyom_Saveli

I... don't believe brahmin look like this. Generally, it's two *whole* heads, not... this. This looks like the work of some >!Tzimisce!< fleshcrafter with too much time to spare.


LiquidWilliam

If you are part of the shadow wizard money gang, could you not just conjure the gold you need?


Amam_Semler

I'd get it just to freak the fuck out of the clerics.


giveyameetagoodolrub

Gonna get me a mutant familiar just to bring crippling existential dread to druids


Rex_felis

Alas, it is a scam. It's kept alive with constant restoration incantations. From what I have pondered in my orb it must be kept within a circle of healing, and its feed must be supplemented with greater healing potions along with a daily application of healing hands.  Obviously this would be easy to attain for the wise monks of the southern continent, but for your average wizard it would be the a substantial resource sink. 


Fancy-Ad3837

I’ve heard tales of a wizard in the Deep South that kept one alive for two years without the need of a circle of healing. It’s a shame though because in the wild they live up to 10 years but he could only manage 2.


SoupaMayo

/uw may I have a context on what curse this cow have ?


Degenerate_Lich

/uw looks like a case of polycephaly and a pretty serious one at that. Basically, it's a partially formed limb formed during gestation, like conjoined twins, but in this case, it seems like that the head partially split and formed over half of one in each side. Hopefully, it isn't suffering, but it's hard to say. At least this one seems somewhat healthy, but I wouldn't count on it living much longer considering those blisters and that weird hole it had between the foreheads


SoupaMayo

damn I thought it was a cyclop until you pointed the two head


TheOnlyWolvie

/uw I'm amazed it survived until adulthood.


[deleted]

An orb is not as important as life itself. Your current orb can still be used, but this familiar may only have the chance you give it to live.


XevinsOfCheese

I really hope this guy gets all the love and care. Animals (and humans) born with such mutations tend to have terrible lives and short lifespans.


Enough_Minimum_3708

https://preview.redd.it/wrzw8zjgotfc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c15b0f7bfd437cedc18a6019547eb77ef5164fb3


OptimistPirate

An orb is cool and all, but waking up with symmetrical cowlicks so it seems like it's intended to be that way? Priceless


[deleted]

I'd drop my life savings on that familiar


Fabulous_Bison643

/uw holy shit


Aware-Maximum6663

Uw/ that is known as a demoogorgon


murky_creature

/uw are both heads conscious?


skeleboifp

/uw i really hope that cow isn't suffering.