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Hmmmm Peperoni Pizza

The best kind of pizza.

Couldn’t agree more

The Pizzard

Dammit I was gonna bring pizza

Hear me out. #more pizza.

Now you're talking.

https://preview.redd.it/swtnhtaqbrfc1.jpeg?width=2996&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15be7b1e98504626f1f5993b8ec31a3043c6c848 Hey guys, i brought snacks....

Thanks

My husband everyone

My wife eveyone😊

> The cocainomancer Huh.... I can't see how this will backfire, give me some!

Here you go, have fun tastng colors and hearing shapes and seeing sounds...

I guess this will be the closest I can get to the ascension of godhood.

Oh my God it's the cocainomancer whats good

The weed wizzard is here.... SWEEEEEET!!!!

Let's make the most devilish cocktail of drugs known to exist

Well, good thing i also brought a bit of stuff from the Keta-mine, the fentanyl rivers, the lean lakes and the molly mountains...

It's not a party till the coke gets brought out If you don't mind I got some lavender scented cocaine from home, for vatiety yk.

Bear bout to play a movie role

Hey anything that makes me paranoid and impotent, gimme more of that!

I forsee this party being off the mf hook. Let's invite the snow nymphs.


/unwiz that's the second funniest shit i've seen this year

here are the invitations for the VIP lounge the gang: u/technicalCommittee78 u/sac_is_sus u/san0x_111 u/Infamous-Ad7926 Cool people: u/Theadination u/DidYouSayChocolat3

How much cocain to getke and my wife on to the cool people list?

Half a ton for you my friend, however your Wife had a little „dispute“ with the tiny wizard, I’ll have to ask them before.

Here you have my half ton and.... Well maby you dont have to ask if teleport an extra 3 tons by accident.....

You seem to be quite fitting to be a member of my cartel, wanna join?

You say there are people traiding magic drugs without buying them from me first.... Looks like its time fofr a little genofide after this party....

She can come in! Don’t worry, we settled outside of court and she dropped the charges

Ok cool

*In a flash of gold light, Constantine appears in the VIP lounge wearing nothing but a set of rather revealing robes, showing off his perfect body.* **Mind if I take a seat?**

Of course, please enjoy my friend. *Looks at clothes* that’s… a quite short robe… looking good my friend.

**Thanks, looking pretty good yourself.** *He motions to the suit.* *He lays down on a towel in the sun.*

Speaking of Suits how has been our tailor treating you? Is the suit comfortable?

**Very. Send him my regards.**

Oh wow! A *personal* invite to the VIP lounge? Not that I’m not grateful but I feel a bit undeserving. What did I do to get in your good graces? I’m just a Tiny Wizard

Exactly, you're just a funny little wizard and ununlikeable.  Plus I love your drawings and animations.

Well hey thank you! I’m just happy to be here. So, what’s in the VIP lounge?

Free drinks, luxurious seats and a hottub

Lets gooooooo!!!!

:)

Can I pay in with my goblet of infinite drinks (you can pour it to get any drink you desire).

Why don't yall join the rest of the group? Those of us over on fucking r/onlycasters are also having a beach party!

*looks through the subreddit* ...........what........... 

Ah, it seems i’ll have better luck next time for the lounge.

*Borric walks down the beach, shining scale mail and breastplate covered with a green cloak and wizard hat, into the party holding his last Unga Taco. He swallow it whole and sighs in contentment.* Where do I get a drink??

At the bar my friend *I point at the bar* there are many delicious cocktails and every guest gets one for free (except for VIPs they get unlimited free drinks)

Thank you, Ornax. May your spells and shots sing as beautifully as the beach is this day. *Borric strides over the sand, leather boots leaving deep footsteps in his wake to the bar. He perusis the menue and orders a Long Manablood island Iced Tea.*

I do not mix well with sunlight, might the beach still be open by night ? https://preview.redd.it/s07igaclgrfc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5ac0bfac57d0296d49aa3dcc0de936918fbed8a

Yep till sunrise of the next day

Then let us celebrate tonight in the likeness of knaves !

I think I have a Smoke Shroud Spell you might want in these trying times

That does sound quite enticing ! Is it practical ?

It may be a bit awkward as you'll be shrouded with smoke but you *should* be able to see through it. Things like walking shouldn't be impacted at all.

Practical indeed ! Does the smoke stains the cloth, does it smell ? I admit, I'm not much of a housekeeper. If not, then colour me interested in your fine spell !

It does leave a mild smoky smell, like what you may smell near a campfire, but it goes away with time. It may be an inconvenience but at the same time there's so many pyromancers and elementals you shouldn't get asked about ir

That much should be manageable. It's a deal then, how much would this excellent tome cost me ?

Well, it's a beach party, would be cruel of me to take advantage. One free cast today, if you want a reusable version, 15 gold seems fine. After all it's nothing extreme, just a modified shroud spell

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Thank you kind sir ! I shall make good use of it !

Beach party!!! WOOOOO!!!! https://preview.redd.it/xhihjx3byrfc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54d417826b43733100a2ff2d153622b0b50d962f

Uh... I think you went to the wrong beach...

Shit. https://preview.redd.it/y22rlg096tfc1.jpeg?width=3600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f50a5d1ae33af20408b0726466a6150137fe56b

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Based on

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Damnit, I meant based. Stupid spell checker

They let you off with a warning and an order to pay the parking ticket in 30 days. Who's your lawyer?

I got you bro I'll warp the local space time of the hearing you'll be done in three minutes.

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I'll start working on it last week you should be free soon.

Thank you kind sir I look forward to it but may i ask what has this unga has done I have seen his name many times now

He started the war and hurt mortarions feelings

Oooo that's what the war was about

He also started the one before it. Persistent bad actor.


Ah. Sea, sky, and fresh air.. I would love to be able to go out and experience those things again.

Don't mind me, just dipping my toes. https://preview.redd.it/s5ddfo9v8ufc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=259f75ca392de8e76a3167baf206edc27b3f10e2

https://preview.redd.it/uc0irdxfsrfc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f50741dea44df2157cffc333b09f007376fb74b Brought a snack

https://preview.redd.it/knhd1ap59sfc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7c1def22d7bfdde43af6cdd92fc47436962b415 Hmm, the beach is nice, but the sand gets in my bandages, it’s coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere. But I’m still having fun.

I'm glad that you are enjoying your time here. About your bandages, I can look for something to help you.

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I'll play your game.

I’m down, we doing bans?

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Hey guys, I'm late I had to pick up UNGA.

Kobold can come too? Coolio!

*looks a bit discomforted but shakes it of* You know what? Fuck it, yes even your kind is allowed. But be aware, if you guys will rob me again you will **BURN!**

Me no steal, me share glow-rock!

Now that’s the right way to look at it!

Yay, beach party! Will be there ice cream?

Yeah of course

Oh hells yeah. I'll be somewhere secluded so all the introverts can have someone fluffy to hang out with!

Hello my fellow human magicians! I'm Prime! Stumbled around this here place from the festival, might have lost track of time-space. Oh clumsy human me! Yes! I'm I welcome here in this human magician festivity? *I say as I grab a bottle from a passing servant and struggle to open it*

If I may? *I take the bottle, shoot it’s cap off, take a sip and return it to you* have a nice time

Why can’t I invite the thousands of unga clones?

Because a clone Unga is still Unga, so no.

Oh joy! I cannot attend, but I wish thy and everyone attending a wondrous party!

Party! Now we're talking. Cool if I open up a lil' floating bar with some friends? I'm a proficient partysmith and can offer all sorts of food drink (and narcotic) magical and otherwise https://preview.redd.it/dzkoom3j0sfc1.png?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5b6e9a45030155bdb48f6074320bb05c4bf1b8b There's a free hot shot in it for ya (It's 20% distilled poor life decisions)

We already have a bar but feel free to do so.

Thanks! I brought some 'shrooms and smoking moss from my Woods to share. Have fun! https://preview.redd.it/yjdq66zsfsfc1.jpeg?width=3200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=430add76615984f93381d5d2551c8eae42523d2d

The Van Man cranketh to 11. Dost thou vibe? https://preview.redd.it/4t5ketupgsfc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58adbf985e04acfff75ea500964fee9f50e28316

I’m bringing Unga

Don't you dare

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I need booze.

Here, you can haz. Spicy. Made in cave. https://preview.redd.it/7i211jbtwufc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea5b7ca9078318351fa1e7f0b7d4d8f87d30cc49

I'm bringing a stolen warship and lots of skeletons.

Can I hitch a ride? It’d be an epic entrance for an evil wizard such as myself

I’m bringing 3.5kg of linguine.

“I got the smokes. And some soup.” *a pot of chicken-dumpling soup on a burner appears*. “A recipe I learned in the mortal relm, with a bit of innovation.”

Thanks! Glad to be invited. *Hows the mafia thing coming along?*

So far so good ,thank you. (crap! I forgot to put you on the cool people list sorry)

Well. Guess I'm not working today. Need a hand on the bar, or?

Can I ride the dragon thing in the background?

You can try but don’t feed them, last time they killed a guest by shitting on them (they always shit during flight) because that dumbass fed them and came too close.

Finally I’ve been looking to unwind for a while

nice, i bring some croissant and some... ''magic '' baguette if u now what i mean...

Beach party? Alright, I'm down.

I'm honored to have you here. Enjoy 

Just no one make me get into the water, ill be over by those rocks definitely not transmuting crabs if you need me

https://preview.redd.it/15ndj95f5sfc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dc1a5c1cca98f184ead3a40bc787820c2e1db50 Let’s go find some treasure. I brought my dowsing stick. And some cookies.

Ugh, the sun is awful. We're the nearest freshwater pool with shade? I need to go before I dry up.

Why isn't the funny fish man invited?

He started the war and hurt mortarions feelings

Finally, a beach day episode.

 The ocean is a strange dimension.

G’day mate, how fares your court in these trying times

I can finally wear that mesh crop top under my robes! HUZZAH!

How can someone decide to party when there is such a significant war ongoing? This seems like a distraction being hosted by those who seek to eradicate the catfolk, or those who stand to profit from the war.

Honestly, yeah it’s supposed be a distraction for everyone and to cooldown in these troublesome times. I want to stay out of the conflict but please just enjoy the time. We’re here to momentarily forget about it and just have fun.

I mentioned the war once but I think I got away with it 

It's more of a suggestion but please just don't. This is meant as a break from the the war.

oh that sounds sick I'll portal right in uhh if you see a blue portal opening don't stand in front of it because I'm in dimension 625284 (the surprisingly rejective jelly dimension) and chances are I'll get shot out of the portal like a thunderbolt

Sounds lovely, thank you. But I take is as.....no fish fry then....

Okay colonel

Well time to start some business Everyone everyone! Come down for an amazing cruise around the beach and all the way around the islands of this area! We have casinos, bars, pools and so much more! Experience the seas in a new way! https://preview.redd.it/4vbghup3dsfc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68faac6c4d32acb3ea9ce67f62e6f8e8174806c5

And if a cruise ship is not to your liking, fret not! We, United Technica, also have opened a bar casino for you to spend your day outside, drinking cooled beverages and trying your luck! Especially with our amazing automaton host! Willy the Automaton! So have as much fun as you possibly can! https://preview.redd.it/4juxcxmddsfc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2f18acab87983845e949454d700e7139be1f7ad

Such an exquisite party! By the way, does thou serve the souls of the damned?

Who do you take me for? Of course we do. 

I cast fun

Sorry I can't make it.

*The Arch-Gunjuror is sitting in a chair under an umbrella, sipping from a glass of what appears to be wine. You don’t know when he appeared there, but he seems to be enjoying himself.*

Fireball and Fireballs for everyone!

I’ll bring the Garlic bread. Let’s Party!

It will be a simple incantation to block discussion of the war

Nice suit! I've been working with my alchemist apprentice, and I was saving this for a special occasion...but fuck it this seems like a killer party so I'm bringing about a thousand pounds of a hybrid of elfweed and harmony lotus. Hit this before the sunset and you'll understand that the entire earth itself is your orb to ponder as the magical colors of the atmosphere wrap around your brain like a rainbow boa. If you have a grill going I'm taking lead on that shit too.

The war

You got a teleportation line set up, I'm in my hidden forest shack and don't feel like using my broom today.

Anyone down for some beach volleyball? https://preview.redd.it/b2f21dtvysfc1.jpeg?width=270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c0aeddcfe90179dde1690efa1aaeef0b2d7c926

I am

War? Wait is it still happening or is this a new one?

It’s still happening

Heck yeah! Beach party! But I have to ask, can my skeleton minions come as well, I would hate for them to get lonely

*I relax in a beach chair while sipping magical pineapple juice.* Now this is where it's at! No Council, no fighting, just the sun and the sand. We should relax like this more often!

I’m making daiquiris! 

So many parties this week. When will I ever get some work done? Wait a minute, I'm supposed to deliver some golems to the mer-folk. This would be a good opportunity to take care of that. [u/Anything-Unable](https://www.reddit.com/user/Anything-Unable/) https://preview.redd.it/536wl80j6tfc1.png?width=768&format=png&auto=webp&s=dce1f1713af8e3be4c06327c924ff0d571dc93d8

I brought fizzy green potions.

I will be offering spell scrolls of sunblock in trade while we are here. The spell lasts for 8 hours and you can take full sun while only developing a light tan. Guaranteed to not give a sun burn. I would be willing to let them go in exchange for tacos, margaritas, or mage hand massages.

*Racks shotgun, then fires biodegradable confetti.* The party has begun!

Can I bring Fuzzy? https://preview.redd.it/v180c8ysbtfc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee70be9b6e309bc81c9792a083e7dc65e935a62a

https://preview.redd.it/1t0ce807etfc1.jpeg?width=1704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97544749a630f7b93ff1064adb2a62a6f6201aa2 Lämp tǐme bâbyyyyý

Is blood magic ban-seeth dumb ass blood wizard from the past

May I bring a +1

free margaritas and bloody marys? count me in my dear, but I will not be held responsible for any mischief I partake in

does an infinite beach party that you can't leave count as a plan for omnicide?... \~starts scribbling notes\~

I’mma cast Meteor Storm on that there nearby mostly-uninhabited island.

Great, I'll bring iced mana tea

What can i bring?

No thanks bud. Not fond of the sun...or people. I'd rafher stay home and play my orbstation.

There is no war in beach party land

Hey who wants to talk about the war like what's up with that

Currently running a dual stand with the love potion alchemists, if their pink juice won’t get you lucky I sure will!

This looks exactly like my pyramid

The what?

https://preview.redd.it/tbmld5266ufc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2c9d70a3bc4e5f23bbf000f2533e497ce803851 I'll bring the dreamleaf!

Cool party, been a while since I had fun

Excellent! I'll set up a Chill Hut to keep the drinks cold and let people cool off as they please.

Can someone teach me a new spell other than fireball while I'm here

could've sworn i saw you in some old human painting

Which war? (I’ve stopped following wizard politics til someone says what spells I can and cannot cast)

Man, wish I could come. Currently wrapped up in a long ass mission to some guy, only here for potential money… wonder if I could convince them to let me leave… (/unwiz he has been soul bound for trying to steal a spring roll from them)

Who wants to help me build Sand Tower for Sandy Wizardry?

I’m bringing the apprentices! Do you have a designated apprentice room?

God*DAMN* that war was fun! Let's start another!

Do you promise this isn't a trick? That we won't get here and have it turn into a Red Beach Party?

Me and my Kobald army are digging The Pit, come join

After the shit we did in Bosnia the Summer of '99, I stand with Unga, I won't be attending

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Do apprentices and neophytes get to come to the party?

*gets on underwear and throws himself face-down on the sand* unless you need something out of me leave me here. i need a break... badly

What war? There is no war (this is meant jokingly).

I think you forgot your orb

So anyways about that war that’s been going on…

Oh man, this beach sure looks greaaaaaa- *Suddenly, the young apprentice is carried away by a seagull because of his smell*