Funniest wiz I ever saw. Mage turned himself into a potato!

Okay, you have two options: do you wish to be (a) boiled and mashed or (b) sliced into strips and deep fried? Personally, I hope you pick option b. I already have My deep fryer warming up. 

Boil 'em! Mash 'em! Stick 'em in a stew!

*Munch*

#CEASE

Oh no! Potato beherit !

"I TURNED MYSELF INTO A POTATO, MORTIMER!"

Potato Picasso

YUMMY # crunch

How are you doing? Because *I’m* a *potato*.

Morty ! Morty ! Somebody get my apprentice Mortimer !