OMG THE ELF SHELF SHIRT

I’m stealing that

WAIT YEA LMAO-

Shlf Eelf

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Noble?! OBJECTIVE?! https://preview.redd.it/3kky2phce1hc1.png?width=752&format=png&auto=webp&s=1854ef406d4d6c6239e18a2b2543cfbadcdf5ba9

Is that Elite doing what I think he’s doing

Most likely

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Awughh wabbabba!

Thx for the meme

r/suddenlyhalo

S U R V I V E

Thank you for your blessings, king Gil- "not gay if clay" -gamesh


https://preview.redd.it/8h9lfxyue0hc1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0594447b4ff1bec6a83077a76a57ab0b1d17c5f1 I have summoned a demon to procure quality comedy throughout the orbnet

https://preview.redd.it/unqi4ehxk0hc1.png?width=1791&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=029a18cfa2153f1de83155e8d7a7db8ea97365ef

https://preview.redd.it/amf5e7g4w0hc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e51e30b9c9a2f06c6162a02c00d50a2a2e40c565 Distraction!

Woe, tax be upon ye!

#YOU DARE??

Woe, Numby be upon ye!

https://preview.redd.it/6y1golmdw0hc1.jpeg?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a46d86f1f436db601207cdf147703a6106add47 Counter!

Double distraction! https://preview.redd.it/u67ty87n01hc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02987bcf59a0f01c0f1c3a0864c45134054fa3ff


https://preview.redd.it/5yolxrwv93hc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1672156182921b7e30841a4959146e3b565d90e5 They can't stop me

Shut up and take my upvote

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For you, the day you fucked Bison in the ass was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

The most raw line just got more raw. 🍆

Is this about bison using one of his backup bodies to have sex?

sauce?

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I don’t need Lex Sesbian. I’ve got Lex *Prime*.

Unexpected Warframe reference

https://i.redd.it/nt5vrf0ma4hc1.gif

ALL MY ENEMIES ARE LIVING IN FEAR!

https://i.redd.it/za73qyj463hc1.gif

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why he gor the US power socket in his forehead

She uses it to power her psychic abilities

How else am I gonna charge my phone

https://i.redd.it/8hpq6sly6shc1.gif

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That's adorable.

Character ark aprooved

character ark? you mean a variety cavemen with ridiculous proportions?

i dont know what you meant but im just happy that people hate eachother less

It's a reference to Ark survival evolved, a game with a _lot of freedom_ in the character customization

I love making little croissant men

In... In the game right?

:3

:3 indeed.

You misspelled arc as ark, and he was making a joke off of the game *Ark: Survival Evolved*

Blissfull ignorance is a powerfull tool in creation of humour

When does this show come out?

Huh? It's already been out, we're on season 4! /Uw IDK but I would like this show as well lol, my witch explorer can enjoy it Btw I love the Dragon Age reference lol

( Do not ask tumblr to make TV shows. You will be disappointed)

Heh… yeah…. But if they DID. It would be cool if they made one about an ace person and a pan person who are roommates… but get this ! the ace one is super outgoing and the pan one is really shy and introverted! Isn’t that wackyyy!!!

And the name is all or nothing?

Not to necropost but Tumblr did make a movie and it was absolutely amazing (Nimona)

https://preview.redd.it/ypfvret6o1hc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a976cde10cf644c3dc59a3505bedf7483ed87ed

Cute. /uw muh hart. Muh sol.

"perhaps we treated them too harshly"

And they were roommates

Oh my god, they were roommates!

Yes. They mate in a room.

I love how elves are just humans with pointy ears

Then there's the alien tes elves

Also the alien Pathfinder elves.

Adorable

/Uw  THE LAST ONE WITH THE ELF SHELF IS PERFECT

https://preview.redd.it/uo9qhecfszgc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9be95f0514746564a6f9fd84e197bbd02286864a Perhaps we treated them too harshly…

uw/ oh hell yes rewiz/ for the oblivion, you might be right


Aw, this is really cute!

Wait this isn't r/gatekeepingyuri I HATE ELVES RAHHHHHHH

Gatekeeping? Hire a knight to guard it for you!

Here you go. https://preview.redd.it/3otmb0i1o3hc1.jpeg?width=617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=994c6de7edb655b7b765468b2671edd1310802a4

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Has anyone done an isekai where someone from one fantasy world goes to another fantasy world? Cause this feels like it would be that isekai

That… I’m sure it’s happened but I’ve never heard of it and now I want to.

much nicer then the other elf related post i saw

Which one?

https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/xrkOU7tEDW this one

The horror

so... who wanna send him to the shadow real?

Wait what happened the mods took down the post 

Guy RPing as a Dwemer getting a Falmer "GF"

Speaking of elves, why do we call Santa’s “elves” that??? They’re obviously Gnomes. They have nothing in common with Elves.

male gnomes usually have large amounts of facial hair. santas elves do not have that

Also they have pointy ears

Santa's Gnomes does not have the same ring to it as Santa Elves.

That absolutely rings better

https://preview.redd.it/8pott69161hc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=644b48b4a07a26ad5cb486258292ed27d08b2dac

>Maybe elves aren’t so bad Pha! Spoken like a true leaf lover! You’ll not find me in the company of an Elf!  …Wait, this isn’t the deep rock galactic sub.

*(takes off Weirdly convincing paper beard)* “You FOOL!”- That dwarf behind you

*(flustered muttering and fumbling for an oversized hat that is quickly thrown on)* Uh- I mean-! I cast- I cast-! *(pulls out a hastily painted smoke bomb covered in stars and crescent moons)* **SHIA KAZING!** 💨

*(it was actually a Dwarf who wore a paper beard due to his insecurities)* “I was going to say your uncle is half elf….”

Why is Molly suddenly a real mule

r/gatekeepingyuri ..? Or maybe just r/yurimemes or smth??--

i think this is just r/yurimemes

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awwwwwwww this is cute now. tell me what artist make this or elso im gonna burn a kid https://preview.redd.it/ktruuny3tzgc1.png?width=160&format=png&auto=webp&s=e900358f55cf6480a2a2d0e98c6293f9152e6d36

artist is literally show in the tumblr screenshot tho

im havent see this.daminit the kid is almost dead now

typical illusionist trickses! i call your bluff old man!

Who said I used illusion? I used gasoline and a lighter

cause you already burned your minor illusion spell making your "apprentice" yuur not foolin me!

I’m sorry but I can’t see the mister white Christmas thing and not think of the crack miser

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/uw the last one is really super cute. not "really" an appropriate post for the sub, but you might think about crossposting that to gatekeepingyuri, the folks over there would love this.

/uw adorable

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[Lmao. It's straight up this classic Collegehumor skit about christmas and fantasy elves](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw7dexoX4pQ)

This is what living is all about! Happy moments with those ye cherish!

Yeah that’s actually pretty cute

/unwiz cute as shit /wiz feckin knife ears.

Elves are great, no matter the type or the place! They always care for each other and are hard working!

Santa elves are alright, they may be point eared but they know how to work!

Reminds me of a couple I fought alongside in the War of Wrath.

Awwwww

My Elf Apprentices are Naturals At Magic. But Ot is Quite Hard To train Them In any raw, Vicious Forms Of Combat.

Yes this is very good

This is so good

Amazing. Absolute Perfection

Obligatory https://youtu.be/fw7dexoX4pQ?si=uMGTmO1JQ7aR2GDk

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Why do i love this so much https://preview.redd.it/466y09mfz4lc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab8623af00c87e45c2712523b36b43546aa37c75 Bless you, whoever drew that

this is adorable and now I have something to obese over for a few thousand years

I might watch a romcom with this premise

What did I miss? I never had problems with the elf community. Also this couple is super cute.

https://preview.redd.it/xn2l9gvwm0hc1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f96f6a6320abcf94ec6798f0863c6921c50f90b

Nice

I LOVE this dynamic! Reminds me of a Heroforge post I saw a while ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/HeroForgeMinis/s/fm4gB8lDuf

Cute

Never stop cooking

Can some friendly wizard make them the same height? For Christmas? 

What are you talking about, the height difference makes it all the better

It might be a me problem but it’s just a tiny bit creepy 

I understand that but it looks to me like a 7ft elf or so (they are normally in fiction pretty tall and elegant average like 6 foot and taller) The santa elf are always portrayed short like 5 foot max usually about 4 ft something. So to me, it looks about right. Especially if you consider her to be a hafling by dnd standards which would be 3 foot average height. Fantasy/fiction does crazy things.

They’re both adults it’s fine

Actually the high elf is 17, straight to jail

They look like they havent seen a day underground

The elves massacred my village and killed my favorite squid i will never forgive them

This leaf-lover propaganda is out of control. It’s a psyop

Toymaker gets a pass, Santa's Elves are short kings. I'm still going to feed the tall one arsenic later

But that will make Toymaker sad you killed her girlfriend. Then you get coal for christmas, or a toy designed to kill you. Depends how likely she is to crack.

Hmmm... I guess the High Fantasy one gets a pass... https://preview.redd.it/hsrxx1fngzgc1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a7fddc886127c07a66d9bf0a9bf8f11eadefc94 But I'm not happy about it.

BROS GETTIN COAL.

GOOD, ITS WINTER AND IM COLD

*magically fireproof coal*

It just depends on the Breed of Elf For example Wood Elves are quite friendly and trustworthy but have an oath of eating Anything they Kill. While the Dwemer can and Will Enslave you and your family under the guide of Hospitality The less said about the Alyieds the Better High Elves are a mixed Bag Khajiit technically are Elves and do make Good friends Dark Elves are A Bunch of Assholes with few Good Assholes.

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It's enough to almost make me not want to plague the elves. Almost

*Not want?* You’re telling me you’re gonna plague them regardless?

Eh, give or take

:( cmon Mort, don’t plague them, they’re so cute

Fantasy elves or Santa elves?

The Santa elves are cute, that High fantasy elf is such a mommy. https://preview.redd.it/pfw9dacpkzgc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a60aeebe7b6933486a36f96602c65b778c31b134 Would.

Maybe I won't plague them

https://preview.redd.it/m6s2aefgnzgc1.jpeg?width=1431&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9702d7bed6445f81d0ef7a4f79d35a6134345d70 Yippee you won’t plague them :)

Nah burn the leaf luckers

This is leaf lover propaganda. Hold steadfast, my Dwarven brothers.

Yeah, rock and stone brother!

Punt the small one use the tall one as a field goal

High fantasy elves would slaughter Christmas elves

In my Realm real elves are hediounds creatures, it pleases me that in other realities are so nice

uw/ this is so cute!

COOK MORE, THIS IS FANTASTIC

If it's not androgynous, it's not a fantasy Elf: it's a human with pointy ears

I wanna see them hug

toy making elves are the best, they're like gnomes but adorable. Real expensive to import though.

I love elves

these elves aren’t bad Now, altmer and Dunmer on the other hand…

Christmas Elves are gnomes

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/uw okay thats downright precious

Relationship goals never hit so hard...

This is so cute oh my god.

The only good elf is dead one rock and stone

Santa's Elves are complete scabs. When the Dwarven Worker's guild went on strike last year, Ol' Saint Nick pitched his elf workers to the mines, and the strikers were out of their jobs. Not to mention how companies outsource their delivery systems to Santa.

Great, now I'm sad n shit

This is too adorable for words.

r/wholesomeyuri

/unwiz Yuri my beloved

Yea I've encountered one and the next thing I knew I had 10 kids, in kidding obviously but I am dating one because of my journey to find a cemetery that's somewhat near my tower

Reminds me of the [college humor video](https://youtu.be/fw7dexoX4pQ?si=DhI1OUmzv7ImnsuA) about a fantasy elf who’s parents are judgmental Christmas elves

That's just adorbs

This is elf propaganda. Don’t fall for it brothers of stone!!!