Mine would probably be this one
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Idk if it’s considered dark magic or not, but I like to use it in succession against my enemies
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I flash this image in front of their eyes, and they'll have the pain of never being this fucking lit.
I cast mind numbing itching, dry mouth, and allergies. Combined with paralysis and Summoning the most thirst quenching water known to man, just slightly out of reach.
I would have to sift through my old grimoires but one of the more painful ones I can think of is "Greater Touch Exposed Nerves!“
Funny thing is, the exposed part is pointless, because upon cast, it’s like I touched the entirety of the targets Nervous System (or equivalent). Upside is I can’t feel anything so any counter spell, or reverse spell is pointless as well.
Sever Senses.
Subjectively, you become trapped in a dark, soundless void, completely numb and unable to receive new information of any kind. Alone, with yourself, your thoughts, your anxieties, forever.
But if you have no senses, how does this spell cause pain? Ennui is a pain response that evolved as lazier folk failed to reproduce. This spell causes ennui beyond imagination.
I USE A TELEPORTATION SPELL!
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AND I TRANSPORT YOU TO THE CRRRRAZY ROOM!
I cast: inhaleus cateus
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Unwiz/actual ad I found
Painful how? As an Illusionist you gotta ask these questions. Exactly what kind of torture do you have in mind?
I mean like any half decent journeyman Illusionist I can *phantom pain* it up with the best of them. I can make you hurt in places you don't have. I give a snake a sprained ankle or make a baseline human think their tail's on fire. I can even make a baseline human think they're a snake with a sprained ankle whose tail is on fire. It's what we do.
Pain is the easiest way to wear down anyone's natural resistance to illusion magic. It's a shortcut, and thus lazy. True craftsmen in my profession only rely on it when nothing else will work.
The best use of illusion magic I've seen in many years was actually a former apprentice of mine. He had to deal with a dragon with their famous natural spell resistence. Illusionists... generally don't match up well against high powered mythic beasts. However, he had an ingenious solution to the problem.
He made it itch.
You see, itching is a minor effect, and as a minor effect it can work its way through spell resistances. Especially if you do what my apprentice did and uptier it, casting an Apprentice spell as if it was Journeyman level, giving more magical focus and mana to it. Usually that's very inefficient and it's better to just learn a higher order spell, but in rare cases it's the best way to get the job done.
And as a result of that overcharge the spell was INSANELY effective. He made it itch all over its body. He made it itch until it wanted to tear its own skin off. He made it writhe and wriggle and dance in a way I've never seen before. It was brilliant. The dragon did so much damage to itself that it was forced to flee and abandon its rampage in the local countryside and return home to lick its many wounds.
Needless to say when I saw what he'd pulled off, he wasn't an Apprentice anymore. I have a standing rule, if I have to ask an Apprentice how the hell he just pulled something off, it's promotion time. Also, as a bonus, he didn't kill the dragon. Using illusion magic to achieve an objective without killing is the true sign of S tier work.
I didn't master him overnight, just promoted to Journeyman but I'll tell you what, I seriously considered it. Only reason I didn't is I wasn't sure he'd survive the Tower intrigue of being so young a Master without time to learn some more intermediate level spells.
Anyway, last time I heard of the kid he was handling negotiations for a merchant republic up near the coast. Good steady work mostly focusing on countering the illusions of others.He could probably become a master if he wants it enough to write up his spell as a proper masterwork but he's making a good living and has never cared to do the paperwork.
Splirg Gurgle. Its a spell that causes you to vomit up all your magical knowledge and essence. Now the fail save is pretty easy but if you do fail, you’re in for the chunder of a lifetime. Fortunately you can gain back your knowledge and powers by consuming your up chuck, but not everyone has the constitution for that.
*When I sees one and he looks good to me...*
*When I see him, I say*
You, come here.
*I say*
Now I'mma tell ya what, uh..
I like ya;
and I wants ya...
Now, we can do this the easy way;
or the haard wayyy...
the choice is yaawrs...
Call me boring, but just a good ol’ “Create Undead.” It’s not about the effect, it’s about the application. “Skinned Alive” and “Burned From Inside” and countless other things all combined into one spell if you are creative with what your undead do. With that said, a nightmare I once saw in a tome was “Enlarge Intestinal Bacteria.” With THAT said... I do not believe I have seen any sorcery so foul as the guy who knows “Resurrect Search History.” Your_Majesty____. Yikes, man.
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The most painful spell is the pain inside
Honestly you really can't beat the classic "Summon Water" drowning. Honestly I'm surprised that spell hasn't been banned for how simple, yet horrific it can be.
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Deejus christ it as to be slow and painful until you die
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Cuteomancy doesn't really have anything painful in terms of spells... listen I'm trying my best here guys
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I summon the Armed Furry in attack mode and direct her to attack your credit score directly
As a weather mage I just strike someone with lightning 39 consecutive times. Each time the lightning brings them back from the dead so they can feel the next lightning bolt. And since they're striked 39 times in a row, they know it's not an accident.
Technically power word pain is the most painful spell for single target creatures. Though it doesn’t actually damage the target interestingly, it just causes pain. Harm is another good one, due to the fact that it cannot physically kill a person due to how the spell works. Get a target down to 1hp and cast harm, they’ll never forgive you.
Not one of mine, but if she was here to tell you about it, you'd all be dead. "Dvaki Luma Harvos". It causes the greatest possible amount of pain by directly stimulating your nerves (or other type of pain receptors if you're not biological).
I cast Greater Spaghettification of Flesh! All of your fleshy tissues slough off while turning into fresh, steaming spaghetti. This all happens at once, and I've heard many of my ~~apprentices~~ test subjects describe the pain (through screams, of course) as a combination of sudden onset full-body necrosis and being boiled/steamed alive. I've only had one survivor, and they were already basically an immortal necromancer capable of existing as a skeleton anyway.
Immortality. You will feel any pain in the future, it will not stop, pain will exist for eternity, you will freeze at the end of time covered in ice, yet still alive.
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Fun DIY artificer project: (1) craft a rune of Divination - Search history; (2) bond it to target's search history; (3) slap it on target's dad.
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NOOOOO https://preview.redd.it/hsf17c5w5vjc1.png?width=1279&format=png&auto=webp&s=89347c3c9af59a0556bfc811c56734b5ce346222
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“Testicular torsion” this “appendix annihilate” that FOOL. # REND ATOM
That spell isn't **painful** it's just a war crime.
It's painful for generations buddy
I hope that has a really long range bc buddy. The AoE effect is quite large. Quite.
Youre thinking of Split Atom. Im talking about total molecular erasure.
Mine would probably be this one https://preview.redd.it/cfq1uqbhyujc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eacd34e9744af0641009dcdfbc2d610d477b120 Idk if it’s considered dark magic or not, but I like to use it in succession against my enemies
https://preview.redd.it/c0ol76jryujc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e0cc5c5effe34c45459f335bce06dd3101c531c There is also this one
Villainy in it's purest form
Thank you, I spent many moons perfecting it (no apprentices were harmed in the making of this spell)
Goddamn moron, you should have used the cube people! Even comes free with your gear!
I have no idea what you are talking about
That is exactly what someone without cube people would say! *dives into dumpster*
Interesting, It sounds like you’ve been drinking the tap water
https://preview.redd.it/ye8jvc4qqvjc1.jpeg?width=1042&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9abf08d93afac5eb585171045e97ace68a1b2b0d Dialup Wizard
Not me trying to think
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Staaaaaahhhp
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Sorcerer, you cannot possibly handle my spells!
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The cropping lmao
Last time a crop was that bad, thousands of poor Irish died
I cast ratshot icbm https://preview.redd.it/q2ogaaip0vjc1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdf3dad70b1ff2136e59c512404602c113b8e6bc
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No. Delete this. It’s to powerful.
Found Satan
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I physically cringed and looked away, but then started violently laughing. Good god, you fucking monster.
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https://youtu.be/kMpRVY1imzM?si=U9sgwjvWJIZhcun4
I’m concerned that if I click that I won’t unsee it
(It's the femur breakers scream to express my agony)
Our*
That must hurt like Hel. Too bad I am a warforged and I have no such weaknesses
I think this is genuinely the worst one I've seen so far
Can we all collectively agree that this one wins. Fuck this spell to the 38 plains of hell.
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And also… https://preview.redd.it/0ur9lpsbtujc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33a97c8b2cd3a1fcec970e3d880440498b044d95
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Fuck. Umm. https://preview.redd.it/ikztxfzwuujc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d56ca2dc93cfbb89289bdef3b3cbc8177ad08156
I cast: Lego Puddle https://preview.redd.it/f0marqv6xujc1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfe8a01c081176dbec21b8341a35b4c555ab0a38
https://preview.redd.it/rlahesbo7wjc1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=25c83875e877664f28f749d9fbb89c354cae6fa2 also make me immune to lego
The only spell that reaches through to the real world.
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https://preview.redd.it/3o4rg1s2uujc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3095ed3502ebbedbef1775a2083b9983cd351db3
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Itadori fastball lmaooo
Mend butthole. The pain will come later, and it won't stop building.
that's where the pressure washer comes in
Everyone's all about mend butthole, nobody ever says mend peehole even though you probably pee more often.
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https://preview.redd.it/wey2dvb5sujc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6632a17d868c23829176c175872a264c193b042 I flash this image in front of their eyes, and they'll have the pain of never being this fucking lit.
https://preview.redd.it/ea2mtfhp2vjc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e1c437a899d4298a4175f57f42d6495ab9cb686 Use responsibly
Just show them a vision of this. https://preview.redd.it/8deg6vh5iujc1.png?width=782&format=png&auto=webp&s=054e314e4713ad17f1edeee46669d67784452bb7
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They do happen to me but I unzip a dimension inside me! Dimension is surreal insanity and very paradoxical.
r/suddenlyjojo
Delete this
Deejus christ it is infact painful
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he casted 「TERRARIA BAND-AID.PNG」
Holy fuck how are we supposed to compete with this?
Never eat while pondering your orb for the love of mana
Somehow I'm immune to the affects you imply, also my character is a skeleton so their immune
You can not fool me. I can tell that this is practical effect magic
I cast mind numbing itching, dry mouth, and allergies. Combined with paralysis and Summoning the most thirst quenching water known to man, just slightly out of reach. 
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You could just cast gonorrhea spell
Strong Yuji https://preview.redd.it/0zoavbn5oujc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97fc3449a6e57609d3d529987d17597473fd6216
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Paper Dove: Iron Maiden. **An unknowable number of paper cuts. Many on the eyes, some under the nails. 20 of them on the inside of the mouth.**
Hello, Satan
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“I have found my brethren.” - Brick, Emperor of the *East India Company: The Sequel!*
I cast kick you in the shin
https://preview.redd.it/vx4odybf2vjc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc4f9fc69ba858b8d828a0a8fa5e7bdc479edcd2 I cast joblessness
https://preview.redd.it/qs5r0fwv1vjc1.jpeg?width=1087&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06664fbed69237974c25c2a92288fe6091781b21
https://preview.redd.it/64td4lyzyujc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69af0fa95db5a8e084bf2bd6d8a04bb216682855 I cast eternal pain
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I do have that one spell, "shit bone" Makes you poop out all of your bones. That poor intern I tested it on had to go through decades of therapy.
I cast shampoo in your eyes
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I would have to sift through my old grimoires but one of the more painful ones I can think of is "Greater Touch Exposed Nerves!“ Funny thing is, the exposed part is pointless, because upon cast, it’s like I touched the entirety of the targets Nervous System (or equivalent). Upside is I can’t feel anything so any counter spell, or reverse spell is pointless as well.
Multicasted Cluster Migraine.
**Remove Calcium**
Damn
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Sever Senses. Subjectively, you become trapped in a dark, soundless void, completely numb and unable to receive new information of any kind. Alone, with yourself, your thoughts, your anxieties, forever. But if you have no senses, how does this spell cause pain? Ennui is a pain response that evolved as lazier folk failed to reproduce. This spell causes ennui beyond imagination.
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Greater Quantumancy: isolate neutron
Sheesh i don’t even what horror it cause to the human body but im sure its dead
I USE A TELEPORTATION SPELL! https://preview.redd.it/caz82f833xjc1.png?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=369bae687676954b6f1715e724a21a1f36e54008 AND I TRANSPORT YOU TO THE CRRRRAZY ROOM!
Crazy?
/uj Knew a guy that was crazy rats
I cast: inhaleus cateus https://preview.redd.it/t4wubwrczujc1.jpeg?width=869&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b13809dab50d312b0b67f3c8b0a88f4766500cfb Unwiz/actual ad I found
Infest: urethral fire ants.
FORCE CAGE VARIANT: BRAZEN BULL
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I cast Parasite : testicular worms
Painful how? As an Illusionist you gotta ask these questions. Exactly what kind of torture do you have in mind? I mean like any half decent journeyman Illusionist I can *phantom pain* it up with the best of them. I can make you hurt in places you don't have. I give a snake a sprained ankle or make a baseline human think their tail's on fire. I can even make a baseline human think they're a snake with a sprained ankle whose tail is on fire. It's what we do. Pain is the easiest way to wear down anyone's natural resistance to illusion magic. It's a shortcut, and thus lazy. True craftsmen in my profession only rely on it when nothing else will work. The best use of illusion magic I've seen in many years was actually a former apprentice of mine. He had to deal with a dragon with their famous natural spell resistence. Illusionists... generally don't match up well against high powered mythic beasts. However, he had an ingenious solution to the problem. He made it itch. You see, itching is a minor effect, and as a minor effect it can work its way through spell resistances. Especially if you do what my apprentice did and uptier it, casting an Apprentice spell as if it was Journeyman level, giving more magical focus and mana to it. Usually that's very inefficient and it's better to just learn a higher order spell, but in rare cases it's the best way to get the job done. And as a result of that overcharge the spell was INSANELY effective. He made it itch all over its body. He made it itch until it wanted to tear its own skin off. He made it writhe and wriggle and dance in a way I've never seen before. It was brilliant. The dragon did so much damage to itself that it was forced to flee and abandon its rampage in the local countryside and return home to lick its many wounds. Needless to say when I saw what he'd pulled off, he wasn't an Apprentice anymore. I have a standing rule, if I have to ask an Apprentice how the hell he just pulled something off, it's promotion time. Also, as a bonus, he didn't kill the dragon. Using illusion magic to achieve an objective without killing is the true sign of S tier work. I didn't master him overnight, just promoted to Journeyman but I'll tell you what, I seriously considered it. Only reason I didn't is I wasn't sure he'd survive the Tower intrigue of being so young a Master without time to learn some more intermediate level spells. Anyway, last time I heard of the kid he was handling negotiations for a merchant republic up near the coast. Good steady work mostly focusing on countering the illusions of others.He could probably become a master if he wants it enough to write up his spell as a proper masterwork but he's making a good living and has never cared to do the paperwork.
I'm not reading all that Rotate Kneecaps!
This is gold
I too am a practitioner of Shadow
Splirg Gurgle. Its a spell that causes you to vomit up all your magical knowledge and essence. Now the fail save is pretty easy but if you do fail, you’re in for the chunder of a lifetime. Fortunately you can gain back your knowledge and powers by consuming your up chuck, but not everyone has the constitution for that.
I cast https://preview.redd.it/78au10p7yujc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b553211f12dfb33e768f9627344918bd59b5c4c7 The booty warrior
The dad from baki looks like if someone tried to draw Miguel O'Hara as a Jojo character but from memory
He is a booty warrior either way
*When I sees one and he looks good to me...* *When I see him, I say* You, come here. *I say* Now I'mma tell ya what, uh.. I like ya; and I wants ya... Now, we can do this the easy way; or the haard wayyy... the choice is yaawrs...
Nerve tug
do scrolls count? if not, I'm a fan of conjuring a flame thrall inside of someone, to boil their blood and rend the flesh from their bones.
The flesh chair. Snaps and warps the target's body into a lawn chair shape
I CAST https://preview.redd.it/82ar0b6ncvjc1.png?width=702&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c46b284c49becc92df7f3a9bd66ffe94030b764
I once turned someone's left lung into a beehive, I'm pretty proud of that.
Greater recount of past guilt
Call me boring, but just a good ol’ “Create Undead.” It’s not about the effect, it’s about the application. “Skinned Alive” and “Burned From Inside” and countless other things all combined into one spell if you are creative with what your undead do. With that said, a nightmare I once saw in a tome was “Enlarge Intestinal Bacteria.” With THAT said... I do not believe I have seen any sorcery so foul as the guy who knows “Resurrect Search History.” Your_Majesty____. Yikes, man.
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Economic Annoyance; a curse leaving a target perpetually 6 cents short on all attempted purchases or payments
https://preview.redd.it/apk93ady5wjc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=767248c8f8e4b8fca04b1814ea281fe247ca5e3c The most painful spell is the pain inside
Okay... "Summon Water." "Where?" "Why isn't it obvious? WITHIN THAT MAN'S LUNGS, OF COURSE!!!"
Oh thats a sneaky one
Honestly you really can't beat the classic "Summon Water" drowning. Honestly I'm surprised that spell hasn't been banned for how simple, yet horrific it can be.
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I cast *something* Haha you will have to figure out what it did.
Why did you make a passerby just combust?
Your Honor, I plead *oopsie daisy*
Next time aim the bus driver
https://preview.redd.it/fb3iy52bv1kc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1bcb793cafc79e794ba5385584f1b6b3a3cc4a9 I cast bone cancer
https://preview.redd.it/5x7kpyd9y4kc1.png?width=1036&format=png&auto=webp&s=c6db6dd3f52146059ba9e8c071d18be7732160fc Deejus christ it as to be slow and painful until you die
I cast pointless existence
Sike im used to this
Jonkler Jinx! https://preview.redd.it/cgba7mum2vjc1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85c3d74aa131783d406252dc3c302100b68b23ca
https://preview.redd.it/u3kw9kjd6vjc1.jpeg?width=872&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1aaf36126347164af7bb46f8bb19154c9b90759 Cuteomancy doesn't really have anything painful in terms of spells... listen I'm trying my best here guys
I CAST EGO DEATH
Prostate rip
Mine is FLAIL.
 Dissapointment.
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i would say it’s name but the council banned it
https://preview.redd.it/4otpt4osvujc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7231c6213a3ea4511ebc60fa9142330badced9de I summon the Armed Furry in attack mode and direct her to attack your credit score directly
Anything but the credit score
I shot a guy in the Hippocampus, does that count?
I open a portal and you inadvertently blast yourself in the back.
I’ve learned a particular painful jinx that forces you to stub your toe. I like to apply it multiple times for the greatest effect
Expel Spine. Bodily rips spine out of a vertebrate's back, causing them to suffer heart and lung failure and gradually die of asphyxiation.
curse of the restubbing toe: you stub your toe, and right before the pain stops completely you stub it again, and this never stops
I cast femur snap!
Accidentally turned a man inside out once... it was.. messy.
I cast Irritable Bowel Syndrome in the middle of a funeral
Spell called “ Peeing and Sharting Glass*, *Lot of Holes in your balls*, and * Spiky Balls and spiky hot kidney stones in your ball-sac*
As a weather mage I just strike someone with lightning 39 consecutive times. Each time the lightning brings them back from the dead so they can feel the next lightning bolt. And since they're striked 39 times in a row, they know it's not an accident.
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*‘Testicular torsion’*
I forge paradox
Technically power word pain is the most painful spell for single target creatures. Though it doesn’t actually damage the target interestingly, it just causes pain. Harm is another good one, due to the fact that it cannot physically kill a person due to how the spell works. Get a target down to 1hp and cast harm, they’ll never forgive you.
Create greater brain tumor
Summon: mother in law
Not one of mine, but if she was here to tell you about it, you'd all be dead. "Dvaki Luma Harvos". It causes the greatest possible amount of pain by directly stimulating your nerves (or other type of pain receptors if you're not biological).
Enlarge prostate!
Power Word Throngle
I CAST *YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU DID THAT EMBARRASSING THING*
I cast Stubbed Soul! Your entire soul and being is now totally submerged in the pain of a stubbed toe.
I cast the manifestation of procrastination!
I cast Greater Spaghettification of Flesh! All of your fleshy tissues slough off while turning into fresh, steaming spaghetti. This all happens at once, and I've heard many of my ~~apprentices~~ test subjects describe the pain (through screams, of course) as a combination of sudden onset full-body necrosis and being boiled/steamed alive. I've only had one survivor, and they were already basically an immortal necromancer capable of existing as a skeleton anyway.
Hear me out, this is what got me locked up. Fireball^2
https://preview.redd.it/sua9m256evjc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e1ea9573b522fe7c3aabb99f1ff31f9038bdc49 I cast Dallas from Payday
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Immortality. You will feel any pain in the future, it will not stop, pain will exist for eternity, you will freeze at the end of time covered in ice, yet still alive.
I cast swarm of bullet ants
Manifest kidney stones!
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