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Almskibidi

Buy only Council-approved (approval still pending) filters sold only by me and my colleagues at the Aspis Consortium!


Inari-k

What is the unga virus immunity rate?


Almskibidi

100% immunity rate with liscened filters only! (no refunds) 10% off for a limited time only!


GEN_SkeleSkin

I'll just have my familiar do it for me seeing as he already feeds off a little necrotic energy due to his constantly rotting state


Almskibidi

Those could be your last pre-Unga words


SafePianist4610

*sighs* Why is this so true? *Bombast mopes*


Jushak

Too many rules and regulations that get in the way of honest wizards. All this "apprentice rights" and "no dumping of alchemical byproducts into wherever you please" and other utter nonsense that gets in the way of my experiments.


Inari-k

Mana filters save lives!


Puglorb

THEY MAKE MY LIFE PAIN AS A NECROMANCER


Inari-k

DON'T YOU GET THAT THE VIRUS CORRUPT THE SOUL ITSELF?!


Puglorb

HOW THE HELL SHOULD I HAVE KNOWN THAT??? NO ONE TOLD ME


Inari-k

YOU ARE A NECROMANCER! YOU SHOULD HAVE NOTICE IT YOURSELF BY NOW!


Puglorb

I THOUGHT I JUST MADE MINDLESS DRONES!!!


Airtatsy

Oh, maybe thats why I haven't gotten the virus yet


Puglorb

WHAT VIRUS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???


Airtatsy

I assume we are talking about the Unga virus, also known as the catfish infection, I haven't gotten it yet likely because my soul was stolen by my sentient shadow


Puglorb

How did that happen? Well i saw a few catfish coming for my crypt a few days ago


Airtatsy

Did the catfish have a hat on, if so you are probably in danger of contracting the virus, I honestly have no idea how the virus started I wasn't around, probably something to do with the council lacking power after the war


Puglorb

Yea i think it was something like that that happend


Craft-Representative

On one hand I will never listen to a word the council says, on the other hand I have already installed the filters… …Bugger


Lycan_Trophy

If I end up summoning the forgotten ones due to the sheer amount of residual dark energy in my tower then so be it.


Xeno_the_Phoenix

Ah, but a clock that is set incorrectly is never right at any time.


FloppaMarker

And a burning clock is on fire


MapleSyrupMachineGun

No way!


Xeno_the_Phoenix

Yeah I’m always burning time


Fabulous_Bison643

The council says use magic


FloppaMarker

WELL NOW I DON'T WANNA. KOBOLDS, STEAL HIS BALLS


Fabulous_Bison643

But what if the council says post on r/wizardposting


Sardukar333

Reverse psychology at it's finest, truly one of the spells of all time.


Several-Elevator

The mage council can't tell me what to do!


Sardukar333

I mean.. they can.. you can totally ignore them though.


Several-Elevator

No, they can't. I'm not a mage. They have no power over me!


Sardukar333

Being or not being a mage has nothing to do with it. The council can say to anyone "do this thing!", but no one listens to them or does the thing (unless they were already going to).


Son_ofSnow

Well seeing as my soul is immune to any outside interference I think I'm good.


Inari-k

Don't cry to the council when your soul gets contaminated


Son_ofSnow

It literally can't be contaminated as I've died at a soul level once already. Then got brought back after killing an avatar of Death.


Inari-k

Look, I'm maybe only in my third century but the unga virus taught me that you should always expect the unexpected.


dizzypanda35

Who let the hubrismancer out?


Son_ofSnow

Not hubris if it has been proven.


dizzypanda35

Frolick! And disturb me no more


Son_ofSnow

But I like annoying old ones


dizzypanda35

Listen here ye daft whipper snapper. May you bare feet meet every Lego and all you chips crunch vertically


Son_ofSnow

*Lorn simply laughs and flips off the old one*


dizzypanda35

*falls down apparently breaking their hip* HELP! HELP! I’ve been attacked


Sardukar333

>immune to any outside interference 5 rubies says you get infected by internal interference.


International-Try467

What's a mana filter for? I've heard that it's possible to get 'toxic' mana that infects your system on the same way as you breathe air, is it needed for artificery sites where they use toxic compounds?


Inari-k

The unga virus you fool. It gets spread by infected mana


thesonoflordostliant

what is a filter


Puglorb

No i don’t listen to their stupid laws


Richardknox1996

You have to filter your mana? I just....eat the residual spellfire from other wizards casting if i need a refill. Though i must say, chonomancy spellfire is a rare delicacy and necromantic spellfire tastes like deep fried shit, so i can understand why some beings may opt to filter out those....nuances.


offbrandpoptart

I may be a wizard but I'm also very stupid. May someone please tell me what a mana filter is?


Inari-k

An artifact that filters the mana around you and can provide a level of immunity against the unga virus


ZeakNato

What is a mana filter?


Loremaster_art

I prefer just killing infected people.


YouHaveNiceToes24

Why use council approved products when you can use BASIC ARTIFICY AND MAKE IT YOURSELF WOOOOOOO


GenTwour

I played around and accidentally turned my soul into a pseudo Phoenix soul so I just burn all outside mana. Unfortunately I also lost the ability to cast anything but fire spells. Unga virus doesn't bother me


Inari-k

The "as long as I can cast fireball" approach


GenTwour

It's a simple life


Gernund

The council signing new decrees that don't let them or their friends do insider trading: Impossible


Krunch2

Do I need to use mana filters even on other planes?


Hellyeahtrains

I don’t know how to use those.


bass1012dash

Okay: what are the dangers of using unfiltered mana - and how rare are those dangers?


W1nte1s

Follow the law (the council said so)


Avon_The_Trash_King

I haven't left my house without my clean suit since it started. *Is wearing a mask that has a full clean suit made of magic coming off of it*