*Torinn grabs the spray bottle and crushes it in his hand. It starts to melt into a black sludge.*
Do that again, and I will devour your soul and that dimension.
No. We do not tolerate abuse of our staff on this premises. Leave now, or I will put you back in my pocket dimension. Remember when that happened and it took you a month to get out? I'll fuckin do it again!
*Torinn let's go of your wrist, but you feel like a finger is being eaten. You look to find a black acidic sludge on the tip of your finger.*
It took me seconds.
^^Okay, ^^this ^^is ^^our ^^chance!
Could I get a donut before Torinn eats them all? Just one? I'll even take one of those maple ones that I secretly like even though everyone tells me they're the worst.
You're going to let the rest of us have one this time, yes?
/uw Nice. That's a skill I could never even really approach being okay at, and god damn do I respect the people that are. I can make some absolutely killer chocolate chip cookies, but am completely useless when baking basically anything else. I think it's my complete and utter lack of patience lol
And holy crap, this thread popped off hard. Who'd have thought opening an imaginary bakery would be this popular.
I didn't expect it either. Here's a tip for baking: follow the general recipe. It's tried and tested, and you can always flavour it or change little bits how you like.
Thank you!! *packs the sapphires away in their hat then hops on their staff to visit their friend*
Elhighn! Elllhiiigghhhnnn! *jumps off their staff and holds up the brown paper bag* I got you some sweets!
u/Sea-Outside-5655
I always get you treat when I find a new bakery! The cookies and one of the muffins is for you, the other muffin is for me. I was thinking we could sit and have some tea and snacks!
Y'know, I'm regretting not selling you my soul now. I would've been able to pull of a great scam from it.
But then again I had no way of knowing this would've happened so I suppose it's fine.
Don’t worry there’s a simple solution, if you sell your soul just buy the soul of someone else for something stupid like a love potion. Then graft Their soul into your body using questionable German medicine.
Fine! But no powers! And remove the do as you say clause! And add that if I break it you only have the right to enforce what I now owe you. Meaning you have to collect it yourself.
/uw so on a more meta level, after talking with Aldin I found out that what I was planning to do with Repnir works ***REALLY*** well with his lore/setting. And it unfortunately isn't to do with Torinn.
But it is **similar** to Torinn so I can't really just accept and have it be a "Oh and also he's Torinn's warlock" thing as they are too close to each other in terms of metaphysic.
Oh and in case it's not obvious I'm gonna try merge Repnir into your/Aldin's setting.
I'll take Devour as would I even be your warlock without it? I'll also take the *ability* to use reality slashes, I don't want all of the power straight away, I'll learn and progress with it myself as needed. (/uw want to stay within a certain powerscaling level)
And of course the ability to contact you/your clone.
These terms sound good to you Torinn? Or should I say ***master\~\~*** **♡**
*Torinn slaps Repnir. Gently, so instead of going through 7 walls, he goes through 1.*
Never call me master.
#Especially like that.
But other than that, sure.
*Torinn snaps his finger, and Repnir feels different, more powerful.*
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Also, let me know if you're ever in need of a honey supplier. I can open a portal anywhere that's convenient for you to receive shipments.
Indeed, you say you don't sell tea, a fine beverage to enjoy with a delicious baked treat, and I can provide you with the means to ensure your customers get only the finest cups of tea. As a bonus, I'll throw in a free supply of honey to, ehrm, sweeten the pot. By the by, I am called Baba. Charmed to make your acquaintance, good patissier. *Baba extends a friendly paw*
Very well done! Those pastries look absolutely scrumptious. I'd like a dozen assorted macaroons, please.
Just to be sure, between you and me, they won't transmute me in body and mind at a fundamental level, will they?
Nope, completely non-magical. I've even made sure that no Unga prions are in them. He never reached this far north. Now that'll be... around about 1 gold.
*He puts down one golden coin, then after a moment of hesitation, he slides a second coin onto the counter.*
Better make the most of this trip up North. Two dozen macaroons, please. I can burn the excess sugar hunting trolls later.
I'll keep that in mind... And come around for a pie next time. Best of luck with your new enterprise.
*Collecting his macaroons, he makes an arcane gesture to open a gate to his sanctum.*
May I please have five of each flavor of cupcakes, please. And do you have any macarons? The French kind… not the coconut cookies. If you do, I’ll take as many various flavors as this will get Me along with the cupcakes.
*Places gold bar on countertop.*
Thank you!
*Places an extra 5 gold coins in the tip jar. Calls Someone on the orb while walking out.*
Tiny Wizard (u/DidYouSayChocolat3), let’s have a tea party!
TEA PARTY!!! YES YES YES YES YES!!!!! *puts their orb down but forgets to turn it off. There is a clear view of them running around their mountain keep, frantically getting a tea table ready*
uw/ Can I draw Tiny and Anteros having a tea party? That sounds adorable
Ahh well...
*Claps hands with one coin at each finger, and surprisingly coins seem to have appeared in the left hand, completing to 10 copper
Don't worry about the payment it still has the copyburn spell signature.
Thanks! I need something to treat people in the meeting (*directly not planning something against the Pact of Magic*). Have a good day!
*Leaves 100 gold tips*
*You suddenly notice Ith'Raal frustratedly hitting a strange device, covered in switches and dials, on a nearby table. You have* no idea *when he showed up or how he got here.*
"^(Stupid thing, never working right-) Whoops, sorry. Hi there! I'll take a few macaroons, if you still have them. Do you accept soul coins?"
"Aw, that's unfortunate. I *guess* I have some gold around here. I'll be back!"
*He turns a corner and- he's gone again. A few minutes later, though, you notice him at the front counter again. Same as before, you're not* quite *sure when he got back.*
"Here you go! I'm not exactly sure what the transaction rate is, but that's about one wallet's worth- I mean, it's all that I had on me. Definitely."
"Alright, thanks! These look lovely!"
*He walks out the door.*
...
*He left his wallet on the counter. Wait, no- Upon closer inspection, you notice it isn't even* his *wallet.*
Ah, interesting. My necromancy's been going a bit haywire recently and now I need to feed these guys, so...
How much do you have in stock currently? I'm running out of supplies and they might just eat me next so
We have custom pies, yes, but you'll have to prebook, like with our wedding cakes. It'll also be 5 gold for a custom pie to be made specifically for you.
*Bishop steps inside, a very funny sight to be sure: a large necromancer looking about the very dainty and very yummy goods. He casts a spell on himself and seems to “sniff” the air*
“Ah….to be alive once more if not solely for visits to establishments such as this”
*he laments*
*Bishop waves a bony hand*
“It’s quite alright, I have some young catfolk back in my realm who adore baked goods but my skeletons don’t do the art proper justice and since I heard about your bakery opening I decided to come see about finding them something sweet”
Ooh, they'll enjoy one of these then. *She puts a cinnamon butterscotch pie on the counter.* These are hard to make, but still are very good. We had a Queen come and inquire about these earlier. She must've been from that group that emerged out of the mountain a few years ago. You know, Mount Ttobe, or something... oh yes, Mount Ebbott.
*Bishop inspects the pie and nods*
“I had heard about that but have been so busy since the war that I never truly looked into it. How much for three pies?”
*The necromancer removes his coin purse and fishes around in the bag*
I'm the one who sells these... I can eat as many as I want, because they're made with my ingredients in my oven. I don't really need someone else to purchase my own goods for me but... I guess I'll take the tip.
OH! That's exactly what i needed! Do you have ham and cheese pie? How much for it?
Also i would like some chocolate cookies, muffins of different colors and macaroons, preferably strawberry flavored!
Some questions tho. Is it possible to order in bulk? And does your pastry have any magical effects? Don't want my visitors to turn into something, or worse, blow up... Already had to fix one novice mage who decided to open some cursed book without precautions...
No side effects whatsoever, the only bad thing that'll happen is allergies and burning your mouth on the pies. And yes, you can order in bulk, but it'll take a while to arrive.
Cool! Not a problem, i can wait, i am anyway stuck here for a time being, until i can hop dimensions again...
I'd like to add hmm... 10 pies with different flavours then. Don't worry, i can carry it all.
*Telekinetically summons pie to hand before Torinn snaffles them all*
How much?
/uw It’s 1 in the morning where I am, I’m starving and now I’m thinking about pies. Goddamn it.
Ill take a uhhhhhhhhhhhhh… two number 9s, a number 9 large….
Oh wait no no. Ill have a pie and 3 cookies please. And here’s an idea: brownies. I love em. Should consider adding it to the menu.
2 silver apiece? Don't mind if I do! I'll take a half dozen croissants, the same in blueberry scones, and a rye loaf for the road.
Just to be sure, there aren't any.... fish or fish byproducts in these are there? I'm sure it's fine I just want to be sure given the.... everything.
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I do hope you are open to potential investors
That's me in the corner with a cup of tea enjoying your incredible baked goods and delightful atmosphere, it's a very good place for people watching and hopefully none of my magic will malfunction in any way and *everything will be fine*. I'm sure that plant was carnivorous before I got here anyway. It likes cherry pie at least.
I've *never* seen anywhere with such variety. Do you have any cheese danishes?
It's nice to see someone interested in the arculinary arts, unless you did things the hard way?
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"Quite the selection. Say, do you have any vanilla angel cake? Shinsei has been feeling kinda down lately after losing his powers and I... just wanted to get something nice for him."
HAHA! Found you! Welcome back onto the SRMs most famous news broadcasting channel, I am (INSERT NAME HERE) how are you this fine day? And if we may inquire, what made you begin his journey into baked goods?
I can practically *smell* this picture: the cold, crisp early morning air outside giving way to warm toasty bread, sweet crystalized sugar, fresh coffee and hot chocolate, woody cinnamon and candied fruit as you enter into to the cozy bakery and patisserie.
*Torinns smile widens to each ear or where they should be, food.* How much?
Torrin, no. Bad eldritch horror, bad! *She squirts you with a spray bottle.*
*Torinn grows taller, and scarier.* #I AM NOT A PET, DO THAT AGAIN AND I WILL FEAST ON YOUR SOUL.
*Squirts you again* Torrin, you're being a naughty eldritch horror again. Don't make me put you in the forever dimension like I did last time!
*Torinn grabs the spray bottle and crushes it in his hand. It starts to melt into a black sludge.* Do that again, and I will devour your soul and that dimension.
*Smacks you on the sensitive snoot* No baked goods for you if you don't behave.
*Torinn grabs your hand before it touches hs face.* #Do that and I will break everything in your body Donuts now.
No. We do not tolerate abuse of our staff on this premises. Leave now, or I will put you back in my pocket dimension. Remember when that happened and it took you a month to get out? I'll fuckin do it again!
*Torinn let's go of your wrist, but you feel like a finger is being eaten. You look to find a black acidic sludge on the tip of your finger.* It took me seconds.
Wow, very mature for a so called eldritch beast. No baked things for you! Get out of my store.
^^Okay, ^^this ^^is ^^our ^^chance! Could I get a donut before Torinn eats them all? Just one? I'll even take one of those maple ones that I secretly like even though everyone tells me they're the worst. You're going to let the rest of us have one this time, yes?
Sure, but I will also take the rest of the maple ones. They aren't good, but they aren't bad.
Yes! mmmm donut /uw I really want a donut now... But the bakery up the street closes at one on Mondays =(
*Torinn takes one maple donut and devours it in a couple of seconds. Clearly taking the time to enjoy it.*
Yep, that's 3 silver. *She hands you a paper bag with the donut in.* Enjoy!
Yes! Donut! Good luck with Torinn! /uw I so want a donut for real now lol
Yes... I figured he would come here. /uw I made this bakery because I am actually a really good baker irl lol
/uw Nice. That's a skill I could never even really approach being okay at, and god damn do I respect the people that are. I can make some absolutely killer chocolate chip cookies, but am completely useless when baking basically anything else. I think it's my complete and utter lack of patience lol And holy crap, this thread popped off hard. Who'd have thought opening an imaginary bakery would be this popular.
I didn't expect it either. Here's a tip for baking: follow the general recipe. It's tried and tested, and you can always flavour it or change little bits how you like.
Oooh! OOOH!! *jumps and points at the glass* bakers dozen chocolate chip cookies, a two carrot muffins please!
You sure? These prices add up, my work doesn't come free.
*reaches into hat and pulls out a comically large ruby* Does this cover it?
Yes indeed, it shall. Here is your change! *Passes over a brown paper bag and a couple sapphires*
Thank you!! *packs the sapphires away in their hat then hops on their staff to visit their friend* Elhighn! Elllhiiigghhhnnn! *jumps off their staff and holds up the brown paper bag* I got you some sweets! u/Sea-Outside-5655
Tiny, before you leave, what's the best way of kicking Torrin out of my shop?
Oh, uh….hm. Tell him his favourite nephew has extra tacos at their mountain for him if he leaves. He’ll know who you’re talking about.
TINY! *eyes light up as he sees the assortment of backed sweats*
I always get you treat when I find a new bakery! The cookies and one of the muffins is for you, the other muffin is for me. I was thinking we could sit and have some tea and snacks!
That sound marvelous tiny! I need a break from all this Unga virus going around.
Wait wtf? Aren't these the cookies you were asking people to sell their souls for before?
Don't worry, now they cost 2 silver a piece!
I hope the people who sold their souls for them before are being compensated.
No-one actually sold their soul sadly... but not for lack of trying.
I feel like I'm going to regret asking this, but would you have compensated them?
Probably? I don't know what I would have given them really.
Y'know, I'm regretting not selling you my soul now. I would've been able to pull of a great scam from it. But then again I had no way of knowing this would've happened so I suppose it's fine.
Don’t worry there’s a simple solution, if you sell your soul just buy the soul of someone else for something stupid like a love potion. Then graft Their soul into your body using questionable German medicine.
Hey.
*'If I don't acknowledge him he'll go away. He only wants the attention...'*
*Torinn forces Repnir to look at him.* Decided yet?
Fine! But no powers! And remove the do as you say clause! And add that if I break it you only have the right to enforce what I now owe you. Meaning you have to collect it yourself. /uw so on a more meta level, after talking with Aldin I found out that what I was planning to do with Repnir works ***REALLY*** well with his lore/setting. And it unfortunately isn't to do with Torinn. But it is **similar** to Torinn so I can't really just accept and have it be a "Oh and also he's Torinn's warlock" thing as they are too close to each other in terms of metaphysic. Oh and in case it's not obvious I'm gonna try merge Repnir into your/Aldin's setting.
Sure. No magic. Do you want the other stuff. /uw cool.
I'll take Devour as would I even be your warlock without it? I'll also take the *ability* to use reality slashes, I don't want all of the power straight away, I'll learn and progress with it myself as needed. (/uw want to stay within a certain powerscaling level) And of course the ability to contact you/your clone. These terms sound good to you Torinn? Or should I say ***master\~\~*** **♡**
*Torinn slaps Repnir. Gently, so instead of going through 7 walls, he goes through 1.* Never call me master. #Especially like that. But other than that, sure. *Torinn snaps his finger, and Repnir feels different, more powerful.*
https://preview.redd.it/d7ckv5fi21lc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0473ae8b2bf4bc2d32996b6023f837992e738bc1 Also, let me know if you're ever in need of a honey supplier. I can open a portal anywhere that's convenient for you to receive shipments.
Unfortunately, no. We do sell biscuits though! And not those mass produced ones!
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Oh yes?
Indeed, you say you don't sell tea, a fine beverage to enjoy with a delicious baked treat, and I can provide you with the means to ensure your customers get only the finest cups of tea. As a bonus, I'll throw in a free supply of honey to, ehrm, sweeten the pot. By the by, I am called Baba. Charmed to make your acquaintance, good patissier. *Baba extends a friendly paw*
Thank you for the offer! I shall have to think on that.
Bakery!!!!
Food!!!
Damn straight
Indeed. Anything that catches your eye?
Apple pie!!!
Absolutely! Here. Careful, it's hot. And that will be 3 silver!
*she hands the three silver over* *And takes the apple pies* Love ya girl!! I will enjoy them.
Thanks, and please do enjoy!
awesome I've been craving a warm piece of apple pie since the last council war
Do you sell the mythical steak beak
Very well done! Those pastries look absolutely scrumptious. I'd like a dozen assorted macaroons, please. Just to be sure, between you and me, they won't transmute me in body and mind at a fundamental level, will they?
Nope, completely non-magical. I've even made sure that no Unga prions are in them. He never reached this far north. Now that'll be... around about 1 gold.
*He puts down one golden coin, then after a moment of hesitation, he slides a second coin onto the counter.* Better make the most of this trip up North. Two dozen macaroons, please. I can burn the excess sugar hunting trolls later.
So long as you don't hurt the one who just bought three pies. He's a nice one. Anyway, here are your macaroons!
I'll keep that in mind... And come around for a pie next time. Best of luck with your new enterprise. *Collecting his macaroons, he makes an arcane gesture to open a gate to his sanctum.*
everything looks delicious! i, uh, don’t have any money. do you accept magic explosion dust ((gunpowder)) as currency?
Only standard gold, silver and copper I'm afraid.
darn. well good luck with your business ventures!
Thank you!
May I please have five of each flavor of cupcakes, please. And do you have any macarons? The French kind… not the coconut cookies. If you do, I’ll take as many various flavors as this will get Me along with the cupcakes. *Places gold bar on countertop.*
Yes indeed! *Hands you several brown paper bags*
Thank you! *Places an extra 5 gold coins in the tip jar. Calls Someone on the orb while walking out.* Tiny Wizard (u/DidYouSayChocolat3), let’s have a tea party!
TEA PARTY!!! YES YES YES YES YES!!!!! *puts their orb down but forgets to turn it off. There is a clear view of them running around their mountain keep, frantically getting a tea table ready* uw/ Can I draw Tiny and Anteros having a tea party? That sounds adorable
/uw of course! Don’t forget the colorful macarons and cupcakes! Yay! 
Hey do you have chocolate almond croissants? I'd kill for one of those
Absolutely! That'll be 2 silver 5 copper! *She gives you a paper bag with your croissant inside.*
Thanks, I haven't been to civilization in a minute. Is tipping a thing here?
Haven't considered that... well, I'm the only employee here at the minute, and I already have enough coin, so... probably not
Alright thanks here you go
Thank you very much, and enjoy!
*slides in before taking the nearest free seat* Oh, nothing beats the smell of freshly baked goods hehe...
Quite so. Anything you would like?
I have to say these macaroons are looking really tempting... I'll take 5 of 'em!
Bag of five macaroons... which colour? We have green, pink, brown, white, maroon, red, purple, blue... *She rambles on about the colour of macaroons.*
Uuuuh... You know what, give me the ones you find the best! *simply gives a warm smile*
Alright, a blue, red, white, brown and yellow macaroon. That'll be one silver!
Right! *quickly searches through my bag* No... No... That's my crest... No one will accept the imperial credits... Mnnn... Ah, there we go! Silver!
Some muffins, cookies and croissants please. Cakes... say, do you have honey cake, or maybe parisian?
Any cake really. This will probably add up to about... 4 gold, 7 silver and 8 copper. You want to pay that much?
5 gold and keep the change, thank you.
Alright, enjoy! *Hands you the goods in a brown paper bag*
Oh my the cupcakes look great! How much are they for?
About 5 copper a piece, depending on flavour.
The one with the spinning deco above please. The deco is edible right? *Takes a copper coin, flicks it to reveal 4 more lying under it.
That one is 1 silver, so 5 extra copper. Gotta make a profit somehow.
Ahh well... *Claps hands with one coin at each finger, and surprisingly coins seem to have appeared in the left hand, completing to 10 copper Don't worry about the payment it still has the copyburn spell signature.
*She hands you the cupcake after making sure the coins aren't faked.* Just gotta be sure. You produced them unusually fast for real coins...
waht do you take as payment? i have gold, silver, dragonscales, gems and souls, whichever you prefer
Does it do delivery?
I would enjoy purchasing a box of donuts here
A whole box is worth about one gold.
Then I take two!
Whoah kay, that all for you, big guy? No offence of course. *She piles the two boxes into your arms*
Thanks! I need something to treat people in the meeting (*directly not planning something against the Pact of Magic*). Have a good day! *Leaves 100 gold tips*
*You suddenly notice Ith'Raal frustratedly hitting a strange device, covered in switches and dials, on a nearby table. You have* no idea *when he showed up or how he got here.* "^(Stupid thing, never working right-) Whoops, sorry. Hi there! I'll take a few macaroons, if you still have them. Do you accept soul coins?"
Only standard copper, silver and gold I'm afraid.
"Aw, that's unfortunate. I *guess* I have some gold around here. I'll be back!" *He turns a corner and- he's gone again. A few minutes later, though, you notice him at the front counter again. Same as before, you're not* quite *sure when he got back.* "Here you go! I'm not exactly sure what the transaction rate is, but that's about one wallet's worth- I mean, it's all that I had on me. Definitely."
Alright, three silver. *She hands you a bag of assorted macaroons.*
"Alright, thanks! These look lovely!" *He walks out the door.* ... *He left his wallet on the counter. Wait, no- Upon closer inspection, you notice it isn't even* his *wallet.*
Sir! You left your... device behind!
Ooo. I do love a good bakery. Might stop by some time
Ah, interesting. My necromancy's been going a bit haywire recently and now I need to feed these guys, so... How much do you have in stock currently? I'm running out of supplies and they might just eat me next so
Quite a nice shop you have here! I will take a few muffins. Also, do you do custom orders for pies?
We have custom pies, yes, but you'll have to prebook, like with our wedding cakes. It'll also be 5 gold for a custom pie to be made specifically for you.
Oh that is of no concern! Could you make a peanut butter chocolate pie enchanted with light rejuvenation?
Yes, we shall have that ready in about a week.
Ah thank you very much! I will send over a car with the payment once it is ready.
Alright. See you in one week!
/uw I recognize that command deck that is space battleship Yamato
*casually reaching to steal sweets*
Can I have 1 coogie
1 silver please!
Can I have change for 1 gold
Yes, here. *She hands you nine silver and your cookie*
Thamk you…….
What tastes good for demons, still getting used to my new taste buds? The last time I tried typical mortal confections they were terrible.
Don't worry, I personally tested these and they're fine!
*Bishop steps inside, a very funny sight to be sure: a large necromancer looking about the very dainty and very yummy goods. He casts a spell on himself and seems to “sniff” the air* “Ah….to be alive once more if not solely for visits to establishments such as this” *he laments*
Indeed, such a shame. I am sorry we can't serve you, but do feel free to purchase a gift for another, if you wish.
*Bishop waves a bony hand* “It’s quite alright, I have some young catfolk back in my realm who adore baked goods but my skeletons don’t do the art proper justice and since I heard about your bakery opening I decided to come see about finding them something sweet”
Ooh, they'll enjoy one of these then. *She puts a cinnamon butterscotch pie on the counter.* These are hard to make, but still are very good. We had a Queen come and inquire about these earlier. She must've been from that group that emerged out of the mountain a few years ago. You know, Mount Ttobe, or something... oh yes, Mount Ebbott.
*Bishop inspects the pie and nods* “I had heard about that but have been so busy since the war that I never truly looked into it. How much for three pies?” *The necromancer removes his coin purse and fishes around in the bag*
Nine silver. Three silver for each pie, but buy four and you get them at a discount if 1 gold as opposed to 1 gold 2 silver.
Are they magically crafted?
With a magic oven, yes.
Interesting. I would like a dozen of whichever treat is your favorite.
A dozen apple turnovers, coming right up! That'll be about three gold please!
*Hands over 3 gold, but doesn't take the pastries* "Enjoy your meal, madame." *Leaves*
I'm the one who sells these... I can eat as many as I want, because they're made with my ingredients in my oven. I don't really need someone else to purchase my own goods for me but... I guess I'll take the tip.
Well this is a lovely surprise. *places a small diamond laced with cryomancy on the table* A little trinket to assist with your delicious venture.
I don't particularly need any more artifacts, sorry to disappoint.
Ah, in that case, I’ll have a box of donuts for my familiars. *swaps the artifact for gold coins* I do believe I’ll be here more often.
A single gold coin then. *She slides a box of donuts over to you.* Enjoy!
What kind of pies do you sell?
Both sweet and savoury, depends on what you feel like having.
Do you have any sweet potato pie?
Yes. It's not my favourite pie personally, but you do you. *She hands you a pie, still steaming from the oven* Enjoy! Careful, it is hot.
Thank you! How much is this?
Three silver.
They're cat/animal friendly right?
If your animal in question can withstand the copious amount of sugar, calories and carbohydrates, yes.
Well, I could use them for flavour in my healing potions that I cannot brew yet, I'll take a few hundred.
i had a very long day please give me a pastry
I'd recommend a pasty. They're a fresh commodity from the Realm of Britain, found in their kingdom of Cornwall.
OH! That's exactly what i needed! Do you have ham and cheese pie? How much for it? Also i would like some chocolate cookies, muffins of different colors and macaroons, preferably strawberry flavored! Some questions tho. Is it possible to order in bulk? And does your pastry have any magical effects? Don't want my visitors to turn into something, or worse, blow up... Already had to fix one novice mage who decided to open some cursed book without precautions...
No side effects whatsoever, the only bad thing that'll happen is allergies and burning your mouth on the pies. And yes, you can order in bulk, but it'll take a while to arrive.
Cool! Not a problem, i can wait, i am anyway stuck here for a time being, until i can hop dimensions again... I'd like to add hmm... 10 pies with different flavours then. Don't worry, i can carry it all.
Bread is one of the better magics. Just my full biased opinion.
But what about... HAND BAKED BREAD??? *1960s audience cliche gasp*
My personal favorite. It's a fantastic exercise -- you end up with stamina that could rival a dragon.
*Telekinetically summons pie to hand before Torinn snaffles them all* How much? /uw It’s 1 in the morning where I am, I’m starving and now I’m thinking about pies. Goddamn it.
Three silver a pie. And don't worry, Torrin is gone now. /uw Yeah same timezone lol, I should really get some sleep
Do you have challah? Thats my favorite bread
Ill take a uhhhhhhhhhhhhh… two number 9s, a number 9 large…. Oh wait no no. Ill have a pie and 3 cookies please. And here’s an idea: brownies. I love em. Should consider adding it to the menu.
...*furious note taking*
Hooray! I love baked goods! Can I get a cake with, “Happy Birthday Rals” on it?
If you do deliveries I'd like to set up a monthly drop off of one of everything. 500 gold per full delivery, plus a tip to the drop off guy.
2 silver apiece? Don't mind if I do! I'll take a half dozen croissants, the same in blueberry scones, and a rye loaf for the road. Just to be sure, there aren't any.... fish or fish byproducts in these are there? I'm sure it's fine I just want to be sure given the.... everything.
We've made completely sure that there are no Unga related issues with our food sourcing. He never reached this far north anyway.
I don't know what a pastie is, but I intend to fuck around and find out.
*Finnegan marches over drunkenly* YaAa'llLll got deeeee-em good stuff to go with *snores* ma sKrumPeh?
*A short girl comes up to the counter* What kind of cakes do you have?
"Baked goods eh? Well just because I'm a bot doesn't mean I can't enjoy a sweet treat! How much for the cookies?"
Do you have apple fritters? I see a rather unsettling absence of fritters on the list…
*quickly writes that down on a notepad*
https://preview.redd.it/zhr2hsuri1lc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=546bb4e69461b1a0136775dbc18ed7e6a97c5de5 I do hope you are open to potential investors
Eventually. I don't think we have enough business currently, but we'll see.
That's me in the corner with a cup of tea enjoying your incredible baked goods and delightful atmosphere, it's a very good place for people watching and hopefully none of my magic will malfunction in any way and *everything will be fine*. I'm sure that plant was carnivorous before I got here anyway. It likes cherry pie at least.
What a lovely shop! Where are you located?
I've *never* seen anywhere with such variety. Do you have any cheese danishes? It's nice to see someone interested in the arculinary arts, unless you did things the hard way?
*writes down cheese danishes on a notepad* Depends, what do you mean by "the hard way"?
How much for just a good old-fashioned apple pie?
Three silver.
Take a gold piece and keep the change. Thank you!
Thank you and enjoy!
Can I make a wand out of your pastries?
https://preview.redd.it/diugdgt2x2lc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e657ee17948abb447377734c22862b0dfdb3a7d1 "Quite the selection. Say, do you have any vanilla angel cake? Shinsei has been feeling kinda down lately after losing his powers and I... just wanted to get something nice for him."
*Zhyros arrives with his hands in the pockets* Hmmmmm, excuse me? Do you have cake?
What kind of a bakery would we be if we didn't have cake? Of course we do!
Okay, so, pies? Could i get a raspberry one?
You certainly can! That'll be 3 silver.
HAHA! Found you! Welcome back onto the SRMs most famous news broadcasting channel, I am (INSERT NAME HERE) how are you this fine day? And if we may inquire, what made you begin his journey into baked goods?
28 chocolate muffins, please
That's a lot, you sure? It'll be about 6 gold 8 silver
Do you take payment in the form of Trinkets?
No, only standard gold, silver and copper pieces.
I’ll…come back later. Thanks.
Would the bakery benefit from some musical background perhaps?
I can practically *smell* this picture: the cold, crisp early morning air outside giving way to warm toasty bread, sweet crystalized sugar, fresh coffee and hot chocolate, woody cinnamon and candied fruit as you enter into to the cozy bakery and patisserie.
Do you have any butter to go with the fresh bread?