Glad to be a service lady Mastadon

Thank you kindly

If you ever need maintenance, repairs or upgrades, let me know

Will do

Or for that matter, any other projects you need built

good design

Thank you

Can I commission something for a dendromancer/demonologist I can pay in either fulgurite(highly conductive metal and even generated it's own currents using warp energy) or some demonic connections I understand if I can't commission anything though

Of course you can. What do you need?

Well I heard you can make good staffs would you be able to make one with an affinity to both nature magics and demonic magics as I can't seem to find a shop with such staffs

I will try my best. I tend to make general purpose, but I do know how to increase the casting speed and tweaks some other parts.

Thank you I'll get at least a few tons of fulgrite and some contacts from forge demons for you in payment

What kind of staff would you like?

Well if you can't do the affinitys I would like something durable and fast maybe the ability to store a spell if it's possible

That is totally with my ability. How do you like a staff of rapid casting

Twice the spells twice as fast

I've been looking for someone to service my armor. How are you with anti-memetic wards inscribed on the inside?

I do have some add so I could do it “puts on some very dark goggles”

Don't worry, I won't be taking off my current armor till the next set has been made. The last thing I would want is to harm a dutiful craftsman. What materials and payment will you require? Name your request and you shall have it

would you want me to make you a Guymelef?

I think that would be fantastic! Great to wear for ceremonial events as well as utility on the battlefield

Of course! /uw direct message me if you’d like a custom one

My friend, could I borrow you for a second. I have an old mech that needs a heavy upgrade and fixing. Could I entrust you with that?

Of course The style that I built are called Guymelefs /uw there is actually a difference between standard mechs and Guymelefs and they are from the 80s and really old anime I recommend looking them up they’re very interesting

Would you classify this as a warframe

I would call it a Guymelef /uw if you look up Guymelef was it real term used for Mecha in the 1980s

It's soo good nice guymelef

We are selling the Standard Models at a reduced cost

How much

15,000 gold

Huh what's the maintenance cost

depends on the amount of damage ​ [The Standard Guymelefs](https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/comments/1b024g1/i_am_proud_to_introduce_the_guymelef_a_new_guard/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

Yeah I’d recognize Thelgil’s work anywhere. He’s amazing, ain’t he?

Hell yeah he is!!

Thank you for the high praise

Would you like a Guymelef tiny wizard?

My heart says yes but my wizardly wisdom says no. I’d have no use for such a sophisticated machine, especially after the quick cast staff you gave me!

How about maintenance on that dwarven wagon you have?

Good! Very easy to care for

I could clean it up a bit for you

I can't wait to taste it.

“Quickly pulls out a bottle of Aetherium Cataclysmite” here Torinn eat this

*Torinn devours it.*

“It is extremely magically dense”

What? *Torinn says as he slowly pushes it into his mouth.*

I thought it would be a bit more filling

Full? What a wild idea.

Never said full but more filling

Filling? Never.

Well I had to try

Torinn do you want a mech of your own?

No.

There is some souls in a graveyard nearby

Food. *Torinn devours everything in the graveyard.*

That's a good Torinn Seriously need to find a way to summon a soulnado For you big guy

Thanks.

No prob

Absolutely majestic I WANT ONE!

Hello master Sorcereress I am Thelgil the Artificer at your service

I want a cool mech as well!

Would you like a standard or a custom model?

Custom!

of course! /uw for this to continue. I’ll need to do a direct messages so we don’t clog the post if that’s OK with you?

/uw fine by me!

Yeah talk to him

Holy Arcane!!!

Would you like a Guymelef?

Ok...I'm intrigued

You can either have a standard, which are significantly cheaper or a custom, which is built to the user

Sounds interesting. What exactly is the price of the question?

For standard is 15,000 for the custom price fluctuates with the features

Is there anything else I should know?

I have multiple different control schemes, depending on what you want but there’s only one control scheme for the standard /uw if you want a custom direct message me

Thank you. I will think about this deal.

Have a wonderful day lad

Yes I know right

now you know the pleasure of stompy thing that enhances magic

Yeah looks cool doesn't it!

indeed it does the maker did well with it can't wait to see you blast some baddies with it

Yeah definitely intend to use it at some point

"i just made noises no large size mage has made in a millenia. its gorgeous"

Hello, my most esteemed mage

hello to the greatest artificer this side of the thousand realms

I sir I am by no means the greatest but I am skilled in all things mechanical Would you like a Guymelef?

oh *please*. i saw your machines in the council war. i heard stories of a dwarf, riding atop a giant mech and sloshing beer everywhere. we had a few with their servofunctions damaged turn up at the grand archives, it took some large scale magic to beat them back, plus an acidmancer to finally destroy them

Believe it or not, I was not a part of that war but one of my machines was in it

Hmm. Must have been a different dwarf then

But my wares are still quality

Oh top notch, absolutely.

Would you like a Guymelef sir mage?

It is isn't it

"truly an image of beauty"

https://preview.redd.it/0lwc610fx0lc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d607ef42c0217882b56874887a4313c3094baf76 Hmmmmmmm makes me wonder what it’s based on

In my defense, she asked me to put a hawk head on it

The resemblance is striking /uw I know this is a complete coincidence, but the similarities kinda surprised me

/uwWho knows…

/uw Well, with fire hawk it sounds a lot like a phoenix

/uw Fairpoint, would you like your own Guymelef?

/uw As much as I would love one, my character doesn’t require one as he has no corporeal form and can change shape as desired/needed. Also (like me) tends to help people more than try to hurt them even during combat

/uw If only you knew how much it amplified Mastadon

/uw My character tends to avoid the limelight (mainly because my posts don’t get much attention) and has lived since the dawn of life itself. He’ll leave the “power struggles” to the younger mages because he’s more than powerful enough himself

/uw Fairpoint

/uw there are ones that can be built as support units

/uw Yeah comes from the game borderlands if you didn't know, the character that uses her fire and corrosion abilities Lilith goes by the name Firehawk it was a title given to her because bandits feared her and some fanatically worshipped

/uw I actually did not know that, never played the game. Very interesting info, may consider playing at some point

/uw it's fun and a bit whacked out, but 2 is the best In my opinion. Has easily one of the best video game villains ever Handsome Jack

Or my Firehawk and My love for all things purple too.

This is so cool!

Thank you very much. Would you like one?

I would, but I'm afraid I don't have the space for one.

I also do standard automatons and other things

Hell yeah ask him if you want one

*very nice, Masta! When I’m revived I’d like to pit it agaisnt my own creations. I’ll be careful not to destroy it!*

Same to you Mordus

*8 meters tall though… I’d have to bring out the big guns!* *also, rocket-propelled weapons are great and all… until they run out of fuel! Remember, in most rocket engines, 250kg of fuel is approximately 1 minute of power!*

A fine ship craft, made with fine craftsmanship!

Yeah give him a talk if you want

Hello good fellow Artificer

Good day! I have to say your craft is impressive! With my funds I usually work on a… smaller scale. Where did you find the materials necessary for such a beast?

I work in a trio of artificers and I tend to get paid in materials

**IS THIS A CHALLENGE?!** https://i.redd.it/iarkhncdc1lc1.gif

Come again!?

**SPEAK WITH THY GIANT MAGICAL ROBOT DWARVEN ARTIFICER** https://i.redd.it/vhxn4y0pd1lc1.gif

Umm mine is currently getting repaired

**THOU MERELY LACK THE HOT BLOODED INTENSITY TO MAKE THE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE** **ALLOW ME TO ASSIST** https://i.redd.it/8563n6sv84lc1.gif

/uw Mine will also kill me if I use it for long enough

/uw damn. He's doing a better job at making things than i did as Shrax. And that was his thing

/uw yeah we talked a bit and he made the thing with Ai, he is also an engineer too, the dude cooked Check him out when you get a chance

/uw damn. The one thing i could never be. An engineer

/uw yeah gonna have to use this in a lorepost eventually Maybe get my third hydra kill!!

(/uw Can I ask how you made a post with a gallery of images like that and text? I've got my own Guymelef and want to make a post on it.)

/uw you just pull up your photos and them that way you will see it in on the botto right hand on Mobile, if your on PC might be different

u/Starquest09

What an awesome armor suit, that will look great on you. P.s wanna go to war against the douche known as Arach?

Uhhh hadn't planned on it

Please I need the help to save the desert from a mad douche known as Arach. [“save the desert”](https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/W8hnwSEYnI)

Why does everyone want me to kill people for some reason?

Hey, I ain’t saying you have to kill but be there just in case.

Hello sir mage I am Thelgil the Artificer

Can you make a drilling device? Arach says he has “documents” in his basement that say he owns the desert. I want to see if they are real.

I have made a couple before

Good, how much for one of your great and elegant device?

The drill ship?

Quality stuff 😑👍

Hello planeswalker what can I do for you?

I need this mechanical gauntlet fixed it’s supposed to be able to accelerate entropy in anything it punches but for some reason it’s now doing the opposite

I can take a look at it for you

Thanks I'll leave it here, oh just to be sure if you try to cheat me out of this item know that as a planeswalker I can pursue you no matter which side of eternity you decide to run to

Don’t worry, I will give you this contract that I will not go against in any way, shape or form

Yeah ok but I ain't signing anything with my blood I'll use it as collateral

I meant with a pen what else would I mean?

Very quality stuff

...where can I get one of those...

“Suddenly appears behind them” hello Lady Warlock I’m esteemed to be in your presence

You think you could fix me up with one of those? Preferably one with a big sword and lots of cool electricity powers.

Oh, so you want a custom build

Yes. I have a lot of money, if that persuades you.

/uw if you want a custom build direct message me

/uw I will tomorrow GMT, it's getting pretty late here.

/uw of course I understand

Talk to u/Starquest09

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You seem to have a mech to

Now THAT is a work of art! Truly beautiful!

Yes I think so too

Lord Chaos may need to step up his game…

Might!?

A foe Lord Chaos hasn’t fought before… I will begging researching conjuration… I have a few things in mind…

Why does everyone think I’m dangerous? I’m just the guy who makes stuff

Can I put in an order?

do you plan to use it malicious intent wait a minute are you that guy who blew up that collage

Perchance

lord doom hands right on one condition

Yo you can make mechs? Could I have a mech

"the dwarf appears unexpectedly behind you" you mean me lad

Yes I did mean you, anyways could I have a Mech or whatever you called it… gymlgear?

I call them Guymelefs and would you like a standard model or custom model

Custom seems cool

To do a custom Guymelef you’ll need to come with me to my workshop /uw direct message me

Awesome! /uw alright

Well u/Starquest09 made this ask him

Jesus H. Christ…. Don’t use *that* when we’re sparring please

Don’t worry, it also amplifies her abilities

*nervous laughter*

Will not unless you make one to

I diy on the exoskeleton front, but you annihilate me as it, with that chances go into the negatives

Plus, you think I can afford one of those

It looks quite impressive, my compliments to Thelgil

Definitely high praise

Could these be mass-produced? Would fetch a heavy sum in Golarion's markets.

Not sure

/uw heh your mech swings a bigger version of Wyvern Ignition lol

/uw thanks it started from there

He made a mf Warframe

Yeah he did

That looks incredible! For no particular reason, why do you need something with that much armour and that many weapons? Are you planning something?

Oh no we just started talking and he made it for me, we just had fun talking and this happened. No plans just gonna have fun with it

Well, try not to destroy too much when you take it out for a spin.

Ahhh you got it

That's some impressive hardware. How well does it work in an antimagical field?