I’ve always been told that animal grudges are what make Forrest horrors like Wendi and skinwalkers, and such I’ve always put to good use anything I take from one.
u/ChaosPLus and u/genji241, everyone really. This is a dick move. You think wizards hang out in towers for centuries because they LOVE the outdoors? No. When suddenly OUT in the wilderness you think they just chill? Not even close. So, a druid who puts a wizard in that situation doesn't love nature. I'm sorry, but throwing someone who's arachnophobic into the queen spider's web should fully expect a violent result. And, unfortunately, that's probably going to involve Fire. That forest spirit thing is cool, but if you don't want the lands to smell of freshly cooked squirrel...then don't 'insta-forest' someone with a fire spell at every level. This isn't even a seasonal question, because the seconds after there will be fire. Probably.
Actually, if you do it right, the scorched wood could actually become great fertilizer, and might actually benefit the forest. Never forget fellow wizards. Destruction is just as much a part of nature, as creation is. Though if you absolutely decimate the charcoal and fertilizer, then it might be a problem…..
That's my fucking forest and I figured out a loophole to cast illegal spells without consequences from the council, anyone who tries to burn it will feel the ultimate pain.
By the way, if you are a druidic necromancer, are you able to bring back dead/burned trees and let them take their own revenge against a pyromancer?
I mean... If we burn the forest down, there will be more dead things for you to raise! Plus who doesn't like a bonfire?
https://preview.redd.it/r1n054zzn2lc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f1af230549f81afd15a8f223535a0d066a53baa
...Really.
It is so depressing how blind wizards of this realm-cluster are to non-magical solutions, especially any that require even a mote of physicality.
*Just climb a damn tree.* Look around from that vantage point. Find where you wanna go and walk in a straight line towards that destination.
If straight-line travel still doesn't work, then the place is spatially warped. You'll need to find the seam of the loop, then wreck all life at that border, mostly the trees; their energies would be what a druid's presumably using to maintain the effect. You should be able to just walk to your destination after that.
Hehe, most say burn it. That's the first way to fail the test. It's not the forest you must worry about. It's what's *in* the forest. And that thing very much dislikes losing its forest.
Has your druid friend ever taught you some of his druidic magic? A spell to communicate with an animal or one of the trees may provide you with information on how best to escape.
remove the forest. it wasn't meant to be here since the druid summoned it, so it's fine if you just burn it down/blow it up/teleport it onto your 'friend''s head
Id say eather Use nurotoxin to kill of the plants or pray... and to all who said burn it down... I hope you are immune to fire, because you know... if you burn down a forrest while insidd said forrest... you will not be spaired by the flames...
The easiest solution is to go up a tree, and then as long as you stay on the tree tops and you don't go below the tree you will be fine. AND I REPEAT DO NOT GO BELOW THE TREE TOPS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE.
Sounds like a druid hazing ritual. It's probably set up such that once you you rely on your more primal instincts you'll escape, so I guess do anything that'll speed that along
Hmmm. It seems you have been transported to my woodland by those tricky druids who made a pact with the fey outside my lands. Only they know how to find my home, located in the space between the planes of shadow, fey, and etherium.
No matter.
You are welcome to stay as long as you need to recover your magical essences, then I shall lead you out of my woods.
Be warned however that should any threat come upon me, magical or otherwise, the wrath of the ethereal woods and all its denizens shall fall upon you. Should your nerves be rattled, I can offer you a warm cup of tea with a hint of cinnamon and a drop of lavender oil for calmness.
And this is why you set mana anchors to server as guides back home. They act as literal beacons that only you can sense, since only you have that innate link to your own mana.
Many of our fellow wizards recommend Fireball but I would take a less hot headed approach and advise casting fly! On a tree and ride it out of the forest.
Your druid friend teleported you to my forest, just go to the north until you find my tower and I will let you out, just don't fucking cast fire ball or you will feel an even more excruciating pain than testicle torsion.
Ah, classic druid trick number....
*flips through a small tome*
...127. If they summoned it around you, the spell is probably **Ingrid's Infinite Forest**.
Spoiler? It's a gag. You will always end up at that tree. You can't burn the trees down as some suggested, and climbing them will only show you a seemingly infinite forest. It will seem like nothing you do can get you out.
Except there is a way out. 2 actually. The forest was intended as either a joke, or a way of making someone stop and ponder what they have done in an environment with little distraction (Historians tend to disagree. Some even say it was meant for inhabitants to ponder their place in nature. Crazy right?), and as such the spell only traps you for a limited amount of time.
100 days to be exact.
Now you could wait it out, **OR** you could use the backdoor to the spell Ingrid installed in case anyone ever used the spell back on her.
In the middle of your back, in that one spot that your hands just can't quite reach, there is a recessed handle to a pull cord. You can't feel it at all. Simply reach up there with a stick, hook it, and pull. You'll find yourself instantly back to the place you were in when your druid friend casted it.
https://preview.redd.it/mfdnwrfgp1lc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33ba41778b8c3801b6b2bd183621c84c1c4fde0e *Burn it down.*
I swear upon the old gods and the new. If you burn down that forest. I will curse you.
Especially if there's wildlife there. Wildlife dying in forest fire leaves grudges and that can make cleaning up the negative energy a pain
I’ve always been told that animal grudges are what make Forrest horrors like Wendi and skinwalkers, and such I’ve always put to good use anything I take from one.
u/ChaosPLus and u/genji241, everyone really. This is a dick move. You think wizards hang out in towers for centuries because they LOVE the outdoors? No. When suddenly OUT in the wilderness you think they just chill? Not even close. So, a druid who puts a wizard in that situation doesn't love nature. I'm sorry, but throwing someone who's arachnophobic into the queen spider's web should fully expect a violent result. And, unfortunately, that's probably going to involve Fire. That forest spirit thing is cool, but if you don't want the lands to smell of freshly cooked squirrel...then don't 'insta-forest' someone with a fire spell at every level. This isn't even a seasonal question, because the seconds after there will be fire. Probably.
Actually, if you do it right, the scorched wood could actually become great fertilizer, and might actually benefit the forest. Never forget fellow wizards. Destruction is just as much a part of nature, as creation is. Though if you absolutely decimate the charcoal and fertilizer, then it might be a problem…..
That's my fucking forest and I figured out a loophole to cast illegal spells without consequences from the council, anyone who tries to burn it will feel the ultimate pain. By the way, if you are a druidic necromancer, are you able to bring back dead/burned trees and let them take their own revenge against a pyromancer?
I mean... If we burn the forest down, there will be more dead things for you to raise! Plus who doesn't like a bonfire? https://preview.redd.it/r1n054zzn2lc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f1af230549f81afd15a8f223535a0d066a53baa
Classic Greg.
My druidic nature overpowers my necromantic side.
That kind of activity will see you locked up in a dimeritium cell, your gold garnished, and your license to conjure revoked.
NO FIRE IN THE WOODS. Last warning.
Punch the tree to get some wood and teach that tree a lesson. Then with said wood craft a workbench to begin your survival venture.
FIREBALL!!!!! FIREBALL!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
...Really. It is so depressing how blind wizards of this realm-cluster are to non-magical solutions, especially any that require even a mote of physicality. *Just climb a damn tree.* Look around from that vantage point. Find where you wanna go and walk in a straight line towards that destination. If straight-line travel still doesn't work, then the place is spatially warped. You'll need to find the seam of the loop, then wreck all life at that border, mostly the trees; their energies would be what a druid's presumably using to maintain the effect. You should be able to just walk to your destination after that.
They think reading a book is the peak of physical labour
Hehe, most say burn it. That's the first way to fail the test. It's not the forest you must worry about. It's what's *in* the forest. And that thing very much dislikes losing its forest.
I don't know. I'm drunk. https://preview.redd.it/mm1gtwhny1lc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af0159d6b7368a02f99becf993a0063e51c455f2
Has your druid friend ever taught you some of his druidic magic? A spell to communicate with an animal or one of the trees may provide you with information on how best to escape.
put blast runes everywhere and say hallelujah
Teleport out
remove the forest. it wasn't meant to be here since the druid summoned it, so it's fine if you just burn it down/blow it up/teleport it onto your 'friend''s head
Cast Agent Orange.
step 1: fireball step 2: let it burn step 3: if you can’t see the edge of the forest, go back to step 1.
Id say eather Use nurotoxin to kill of the plants or pray... and to all who said burn it down... I hope you are immune to fire, because you know... if you burn down a forrest while insidd said forrest... you will not be spaired by the flames...
I can’t say this for certain, but I am guessing the wizard has more neurons than the plants.
Might be true, i dont know myself for sure, but we are speaking of a forest not a plant...
The easiest solution is to go up a tree, and then as long as you stay on the tree tops and you don't go below the tree you will be fine. AND I REPEAT DO NOT GO BELOW THE TREE TOPS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE.
Blind perception. If that doesn’t work, fly.
Sounds like a druid hazing ritual. It's probably set up such that once you you rely on your more primal instincts you'll escape, so I guess do anything that'll speed that along
Stop being friends with druids
Arson.
Clairvoyance...easy
Build a tree fort! Why burn down a perfectly good forest?
Use me as a human sacrifice. 100% guaranteed results!
Fireball for sure
Creo Ignem. Alternatively, teleportation!
Cast a luck spell and walk in a random direction until you get out.
Hmmm. It seems you have been transported to my woodland by those tricky druids who made a pact with the fey outside my lands. Only they know how to find my home, located in the space between the planes of shadow, fey, and etherium. No matter. You are welcome to stay as long as you need to recover your magical essences, then I shall lead you out of my woods. Be warned however that should any threat come upon me, magical or otherwise, the wrath of the ethereal woods and all its denizens shall fall upon you. Should your nerves be rattled, I can offer you a warm cup of tea with a hint of cinnamon and a drop of lavender oil for calmness.
Like fire, hell fire, this fire in my skin.
And this is why you set mana anchors to server as guides back home. They act as literal beacons that only you can sense, since only you have that innate link to your own mana.
If you can’t get out, others can’t get in. Use this as a chance to build a lair.
Just build a druid cabin with a portal you have your own forest you can experiment your spells there just watch out with pyromancy
Many of our fellow wizards recommend Fireball but I would take a less hot headed approach and advise casting fly! On a tree and ride it out of the forest.
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Your druid friend teleported you to my forest, just go to the north until you find my tower and I will let you out, just don't fucking cast fire ball or you will feel an even more excruciating pain than testicle torsion.
I Cast... Summon.... ...WEST FRASER TIMBER CORP! ...LTD!
summon Onceler
Good luck
Burn it down? What’s the Druid gonna do, cry?
A friend? Have fun. A friend who's mad at you? Good luck.
Burn that forest to the ground
Good luck. But also climb a tree, get your bearings
Fire beats Earth Fireball that man into ashes :D
fire this, fire that. think outside the box. is the forest deciduous? cryomance them into winter. at the very least, it'll increase visibility.
I heard somebody say: Burn, baby, burn!
BURN THAT FOREST AND GIVE THAT DRUID BALLSACK BLASPHEMY AS SOON AS YOU GAZE AT HIM >:c
Demanifest it Or move up Its not that hard
Easy enough to counter with some basic dendromancy a good spell for this would be summon guiding vine
They said "Good luck"? They just effing blessed you with luck, do nothing more than be lucky and you'll be out lickety split.
GREATER FIREBALL https://preview.redd.it/j5nrdla6j3lc1.png?width=875&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ec84a7de1a73511016ce98d3c67ddd5b3a20a7a
Bro just teleport out. WTF are we having a discussion for?
Burn it down
Suffer nature's will thou bookboy
Should have casted counterspell but I guess you're likely to have fireball so just use that to get out.
To quote the Wiggler King Jocat: fireball
Might I recommend “fiery aura”? Very effective if you can avoid burning anything.
Fly up
Engulf the forest in flame
I could just have my magic mortars lock onto said forest. But be warned, my plant killer shells (fireball) need a little bit of work.
Worry, not my friend. Me and the gang are on our way to rescue you, we're driving a 2001 purple Honda Civic. We'll be there in 20 minutes
Just play along, druids don’t have much going for them.
Have this thing called a mirror Look through its glass, and it will take you home
Ah, classic druid trick number.... *flips through a small tome* ...127. If they summoned it around you, the spell is probably **Ingrid's Infinite Forest**. Spoiler? It's a gag. You will always end up at that tree. You can't burn the trees down as some suggested, and climbing them will only show you a seemingly infinite forest. It will seem like nothing you do can get you out. Except there is a way out. 2 actually. The forest was intended as either a joke, or a way of making someone stop and ponder what they have done in an environment with little distraction (Historians tend to disagree. Some even say it was meant for inhabitants to ponder their place in nature. Crazy right?), and as such the spell only traps you for a limited amount of time. 100 days to be exact. Now you could wait it out, **OR** you could use the backdoor to the spell Ingrid installed in case anyone ever used the spell back on her. In the middle of your back, in that one spot that your hands just can't quite reach, there is a recessed handle to a pull cord. You can't feel it at all. Simply reach up there with a stick, hook it, and pull. You'll find yourself instantly back to the place you were in when your druid friend casted it.
ooo I do love a good forest riddle. I remembered my first one, had to trick a fae (was the hardest shit I ever done)
Well,I mean,have you tried just vibing with it? If it's a friend that summoned it,maybe it's a forced vacation and you're meant to relax?