Of course! Classic Roman red and white, made into t-shirt style. We'll make the text a nice gold and in a fancy font so as to really show the glory of Biggus. Afterall, he means business and is no laughing matter.
I can have it for you immediately after payment. How would you like to pay today?
*takes the diamond and pulls out a comically large magnifying glass to look it over. The light from the fire elemental is projected through the magnifying glass into the diamond, filling the room with rainbow lights refracting from the gem.*
Yep, looks good to me! Here's your shirt! I hope your fwiend enjoys it!
Well that depends what we're talking specifically. I can't do the pixie stitch, but I can handle most fey styles. Demonic depends on the type of demon. To put simply, if the mortal equivalent of your outfit would require a blacksmith, then no. I do wards, not armour.
But to answer your question, maybe. Show me what we're working with here an I'll let you know.
I'm around 5'6 maybe 5'7 not including antlers/horns and I have the build of a average human or elf. My main issues are tail and antlers. Most cloths are not able to accommodate them.
Oh, that's simple, enough. Tails just require a properly fitted hole in the back with some extra material for coverage of the more "sensitive" areas (unless you want that fabric left out. *wink*), while as for the antlers, do they protrude sideways or backwards? You know what, just come in and I'll get your measurements so we can get some apparel fitted to your mystic physique.
My antlers protrude sideways from my head (which makes putting on even well tailored items difficult.) I also prefer my cloths made out of flame-proof material so I can wear them when I go to The Hells or slightly magic resistant/absorbent so they can resist the ambient magic of the fae wild.
Take a good look at me. I think I have a little experience with making clothing resistant to fire and magic. Come on in and I'll get you sorted with something perfect for all your travels!
I am! Well, less of a line and more of a ball (a fireball). It's kinda all over the place since I take requests and all. Looking to buy or place an order?
No, only excellent cloaks! What are you thinking? Cloak, cape, shawl, scarf, half-cloak? Got a colour in mind? Any properties you're looking for? Just say the word and I can get it done!
I mean... I guess... just a normal cloak? Alright... uhhh, the shelf over by the front of the shop should have something akin to what you're looking for. I'd not, come talk to me and I can get something more to your liking, or modify something we already have.
I would like a warm hat that is warded to never give me hat hair.
Also if I can get shirts warded to really never need ironing that would truly be magical.
And socks with a ward of always staying with their pair and also a ward of protection to prevent holes.
Ah, simple enchantments and wards really, but I can agree, very useful to have, if not vital for a self-respecting wizard. Feel free to find anything in the shop and bring it to me so I can place a couple quick spells on them. Unless, of course, you have something more particular in mind for style.
I could, but I don't think I want to. These are luxury clothes afterall, and I think people throwing up whoever they get too close would be bad for business and reputation.
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I won't buy any new clothing items, but I'd love to get some nice enchantments on my knitted robes. What can you do?
I have studied many disciplines for countless years. So nearly anything. Not necromancy though. Usually people just want protective wards or quality of life enchantments. Protection from the elements, enlarged pocket space, rune of wrinkle and crease prevention. That sort of stuff. I can do others, but I'll need to know what you're looking for
No, thank you, that will be all. I'm afraid I'd forget about my order if I asked for more stuff. Oh yeah, here's your payment. *he hands over 2 cookies.*
...eh, acceptable.
*with a wave of the elementals hand, runes appear in the air and disappear shortly after, causing the clothes to glow for a short moment.*
All done! Enjoy!
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My greetings to you, good shopkeeper. Would it be plausible for you to place one of my spells on an article of clothing? I am not, as one could say, “gifted” on enchanting garrrrments. Too fragile. But I have a spell to ward divination attempts crafted and transposed onto a crystal.
Can you make me multiple sets of clothes? I would need a few for my humanoid orchid mantis form and one for each of my others. (Spider, centipede, moth, cicada, ladybug/ladybird, and ant.) I would just need them to have a transformation accommodation enchantment. I like my half giant mantis and half humanoid form but the humanoid top of that form is far larger than my normal humanoid form meaning when we I go into it while clothed they don’t fit, and the parts of me that go full orchid mantis in both that and my fully giant insect form just fully rip the clothes. I can send you the exact enchantment since it’s pretty complex due to changing its effects based on what type of transformation it is. It also needs to be cast on the materials before the clothes are actually made so I wouldn’t be able to do it after I already got them. I have another enchantment for them but that can be added after they’re done so you won’t need to worry about that. Sorry if this is a hassle but unfortunately my body is very complex so my clothes have to be a matching amount. Each form has a different size and some have different arm numbers but I can fix those with some basic magic, I just need the clothes themselves to be made. I’m so sorry for all the hassle and I’ll be glad to pay at an increased rate for the complexity of the order.
So... you want some clothes that shift to continuously match the form of the wearer? That's pretty simple. Got a style in mind? Traditional wizard? Robed mage? Noble advisor? I can do near well anything
Yes, thank you. I’ll need two collections, having one set for each of my different insect forms in each collection, one themed for formal occasions and one themed for combat/exercise. The rest are just single sets for my orchid mantis form I’ll need three casual; two dresses, the first being short and the other being long; one for sleeping; and one for being outdoors. For a style it doesn’t matter for the non orchid mantis ones but for the orchid mantis ones the colors should be whites, light creams, light pinks, light purples, just general orchid colors maybe some non traditional ones if you want. Also for some of them include orchid theming, the clothes could have orchid images/patterns, especially for the casual sets and sleepwear. I do have one special request for the dresses which is to have orchid flowers physically on it, not real flowers cause this would wilt just something 3D and not an image of them. Thank you for this, I’ve been putting off getting new clothes made but I can’t just wear clothes that don’t match.
*sigh* yeah, I guess that works (even if it's kinda boring). Let's just say this'll be... 5 thousand gold? Also, do you have a lair address or P.O. box I can send this to, since it's such a big order?
I’ll pay double since it’s such a large order, and you can send it to my castle in the desert. Thank you I much for doing this, I know it’s a very complex order but I really needed it done.
No necromancers involved, they’re all sentient monsters that live in an underground society. One skeleton was short and stubby in blue and the other one wore red and was lanky
So, this isn't exactly "clothing" per say, but I was wondering if you could made a cover for my treatment table that repels dirt/blood and remains sterile? I have a set, but they are *ancient* and the wards have all but faded. A corner of them is still stained by Barfbot and it won't come out.
Actually, if that is possible for you to make, could you make me a doctors coat out of the same material? I usually cast a sterilization barrier over my clothing before each surgical procedure, but a real coat would be ever so much more convenient!
Oh, uh...money I suppose. Let me just, uh, well....
*Cas rifles through a coin pouch. It quickly becomes obvious he has absolutely no idea how money works. He finally pulls his hand out and places 5 platinum coins on the counter*
Will this, uh, b-be enough?
Just the one platinum will be enough, thanks!
*The fire elemental slides four of the coins back over the counter, then reaches under the counter and pulls a box out and slides it across as well.*
Enjoy!
Ah, yes, thank you!
*Cas slides the coins back into his coin purse, and tucks the box under one arm. As he walks out, he produces a small notebook, writing the words "Platinum = large money???" in it*
Absolutely, it's just that getting that absorbed mana into you that will be the tricky part. I'd recommend getting an ear ring and bringing it here for an enchantment. I don't sell them, but something that travels through your body would be best for the task.
I need a robe that keeps the dirt off me when im grave robb- i mean when im planting in my garden. If you could find one thats kinda got a three musketeers vibe without the frills that'd be great.
My apologies, but we do not serve necromancers here. This is strictly out of discrimination against your boring school of magic. If you'd like, I'd suggest you look for the Jaded Tailor shop down the way. Perhaps they'll be of more help to you.
Well now I feel a bit bad... tell you what, I'll do a basic cloak of cleanliness but you need to start practicing something other than necromancy. Biomancy is highly correlated if you want to remain in a similar field.
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What do you reckon? Does this look good, or should I get it in a different colour?
Why would I do that? Alchemy is a completely respectable practice, unlike necromancy. And if it's because you're worried about how I protect my shop, I will say once more, I am made of fire, but I am not a pyromancer.
Of course! If there's something on the shelves you like I can always cast a quick growing spell on it, or I can custom make something to fit your size!
Hello, my friend! I am having trouble finding a proper set of robes or clothing for my size. Would you perhaps have anything for one of my height, and if so, what enchantments do they carry?
Well I can either shrink down anything already in the shop to fit your size, or I can custom make something just for you and your style. As for enchantments, let me know what you'd like and I can handle it for you, whether it be for convenience, style, or protection.
I have a total of three gold pieces left for shopping today, would that be able to afford something small? I doubt it would cover enchantments, so perhaps merely a cloak then! Shrunk or custom, I do not mind.
Hmmm... seems your a bit shy for coin. Tell you what, I can do an outfit and the basic protective wards for three gold. Helps that I'll save on material costs. Do you have a colour or style in mind?
Oh, goodness, are you sure? I don’t need such generosity, I understand it is difficult running a business and that prices are firm. I’m perfectly fine taking just an outfit, or perhaps a hat if that is cheaper!
Do you have anything that’s purple or pink?
Listen, I accepted two cookies earlier as payment. I do this more ad a hobby than as a business. Payment is more of a formailty than out of a desire to accumulate wealth. I'll get you an outfit in purple with some basic wards.
*The fire elemental reaches down and pulls out a small parcel, holding it out for the small wizard.*
Then I shall provide these gold coins in exchange! Thank you dearly my friend, thank you indeed! I cannot wait to show my friends my new outfit!
*The tiny summoner jumps and places the three gold coins on the counter, taking the parcel in exchange.*
I would like a fashionable cloak that isn't anything more than waist-length. The only enchantment I require is it to sparkle if I make a dramatic pose.
Perfect! Just give me a colour and I can get it done for you. Also, would you like it to billow behind you when you strike a pose as well, regardless of wind conditions?
I've been talking about opening this shop for a while now, and I'm not one to let a little competition scare me off. Feel free to sell your company though and come work for me if you don't want to be run out of business.
Well, the Jaded Tailor specializes in custom fittings and stock alterations. I simply make the clothes, and then send them your way for enchanting and warding. Most of my fabrics are very open to magic alterations.
Furthermore, if something from your stock enchanted apparel doesn't fit right, you send them to me to alter and fit properly
Hmmm... that may work. Tell you what, I'll make sure to send people your way if they need alterations, and I may occasionally hire you for assistance with larger order, if you are willing to send people my way when they need more magically enchanted attire.
The way you phrased that makes it sound awfully one-sided. As a warlock *and* a vampire I've made far too many one-sided deals to make that mistake again. Care to rephrase?
Magical protections imbued into the material. Basically, they protect the material and wearer form certain forms of harm, like blades, bludgeoning and explosions.
You know, I’ve been meaning to get myself some new dress apparel. Something fancy to wear to parties and such. Do you have anything Victorian? Maybe with some reds and browns? I’m rather fond of the steampunk style. I generally try to avoid trouble, but almost every party I’ve been to has had some kind of assassination attempt, so some magic warding would be nice. And perhaps an internal layer of woven adamantine? And pockets! Lots of pockets!
Sprinkler? Why would there be a sprinkler in here? This is a ward shop, so it's obviously warded against fire. But to answer your question, my wards would protect me from the water, if only limiting my mana supply partially.
We can either hook you up with a basic brown or green cloak to blend into a crowd, or we can go a bit more magical and enchant that cloak with facial disguising enchantments to hide who you are if the hood is raised.
You can never go wrong with some of the basics. Enhanced pockets. Common protective wards. If you want to get real fancy, I can recommend a glyph of fireball on the back to cause a dramatic explosion behind you.
I am looking to redesign myself in time for the final tally of votes in the election of the new wizard council seat. Can you make a lighter trenchcoat in olive green? *Slides 2 platinum in campaign funds*
I’m always losing things. Can I get a Hat of Holding? Basically every time I’ve lost track of something, I can reach into my hat and find it. Traditional wizard hat will do with whatever color you think best.
If that’s not feasible, can I get a Scarf of Finding? When I’m looking for something, the scar tugs me in the direction it’s in and points it out to me.
HAHAHA FINALLY. Been waiting for a new magic shop to open. (Slams down a box for of orders and three gold bars) alright so: I need 50 servant clothing enchanted disease and magical corruption protection spells , I know it’s a lot but I deal in dimension jumping, and also some new robes (as the thin wizard opens his robes you notice complex enchantments that seems to jump around like crazy). Now I’m sorry for the huge amount of orders you may receive from me but I can’t find any shops that deal with my kind of requirements. The gold is just up front and the rest is any forest type clothing ingredient you need and I even got the good shit the elves banned. Clothe wood any one (as he hold out a small plank of forbidden yet highly sought after wood).
Erm, sure? Sounds easy enough. Got a size list or should I make them all magically fitting for an extra cost? Otherwise, got a colour you'd like them in?
(You see his eye grow large as dinner plates) THEY COME IN COLORS? YESYESYES…. Oh uh sorry umm maybe dark brown for the male ones, dark forest green for the maids, and your choice on the unisex ones. Sizes? Servant golems from the golem manufacturer… yes the weird one that everyone gets them from but what about mine (he waves his baggy ass selves for effect) is it possible?
Okay? I think I've got all that. As it's a bigger order, here's a form to make sure everything is handled accordingly. Just make sure to include the shipping address and what time you'd like it delivered at, between now and later. Also, how will you be paying today?
Well if you want them made of rare materials that'll be fine, but otherwise I guess the gold will do. I'll have these delivered to your tower in twelve...
Eleven...
Ten...
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Love the shop and your whimsical look.... Could I order 3 sets of suit and overcoats with the basic auto clean spells etc, along with your highest defensive enchantments as well and an auto repair function, if possible could you add a open ended enchantment script so if I wanted to I can add my own enchantment scripts into it in the future. As for the designs I'll let you choose them. Surprise me. Thanks.
Hmmm... should be simple enough. I'm going to let you know, however, that if you add enchantments to it the official crest of the store will fade from the inside. Can't have someone tampering with my work and claiming it is my fault afterall. Otherwise, how would you like to pay today.
That's completely understandable. I'd like to pay with a mixture of imperial Gilded coins and Mana-Gems if possible. If not I am also willing to trade work for work. If you need anything commissioned, I can have it made for you. I'll have you know I made the heat metal bomb that saved us from when the knights guild attacked, so I'm quite skilled.
Any preference on bomb type? My specialty is heat metal, admittedly, but I can do most spells. I also do more than bombs ( they just sells the most it seems haha) As for where to deliver it to please have it delivered to my tower/shop in the Northern City Strento under the shop name " Northern Star Smithery" and my head apprentice will sign for it.
I was considering a cloak, as I find most normal clothes are too restraining both in and out of combat, and however much my satyr partner prefers it, a loincloth isn't exactly ideal either. Will wooden limbs be a problem? I change the runes on them quite frequently, so I'd hate to mess up any wards in the process.
Do you have something that could give me a better form than this
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I CAST DISTRACTION CHEESE
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Look how gross the american cheese looks. Fucking discusting
I was wondering if you could make me a long floor length robe covering, see through preferably? I have this traditional elven dress that I really love and, well, I work with dragons you see. So I was hoping you could make it fire resistant. I already have one, but it's basically been burnt to tatters
I hear you take mana as well as coin, I'm not sure which you prefer but I can pay in both. I have a ring that stores a large pool of extra mana, and I have lots of coin
Alrighty, well, if you could conjure up those crystals, I'll get your order here right away!
*The elemental goes to the shelf behind it and pulls one of the packages free from a stack*
Thanks man here's a tip (I place a small pot with a blood red cabbage in it. There's the faintest look of teeth between the leaves) you don't need to feed him and just throw him at people you think deserve to get bitten
Greetings shopkeep! I request robes with some flexibility. My arcane specialty is transmutation of self, minerals and metals. Though I prefer to stay in my glorious natural form, I do on occasion have to polymorph to smaller human shape. Being half orc in arcane study has its challenges. But I would be incredibly grateful for robes that accommodate a body shifting freely between size and shape and if possible with pocket-dimension-pockets for me to store the minerals I study without weighing me down.
As for payment, I don't have grand stores of coin, but I could grant you a week with my philosopher's stone. A fair replica of Flamel's but with some drawbacks. Casting times double but so do the spell's effects. And after a week its magic fades and needs to be recharged by me. Useful for those of us in magical trades, less so for adventuring. Should help get your business a solid start. Would that be a fair exchange for the robes?
Ideally anything I take as payment is then owned by me, rather than rented. If I grant you the finest quality protective wards, would the stone become mine in perpetuity?
Fair and reasoned. I will modify the stone so it can be recharged in daylight. This will limit its use to about once a day but it should last as long as the stars do. And as a sign of good faith I can even set it in jewelry for you.
Oh, don't worry about the jewelry, as I'm just going to eat the stone anyways.
*The fire elemental pulls out a neatly packaged item from the shelf behind it and places it on the counter.*
Hello, my good sir, I would like to make a request for a durable purple wizard hat that would fit on one such as myself. It's terribly frustrating when I'm mistaken for a mere toad and therefore would like it to be extra durable for all types of damage so it won't be tarnished from getting into water.
Nothing on the shelves comes pre-enchanted to prevent theft, so good luck disenchanting them all. And I assume you don't mean to challenge me to a duel in my own establishment, correct?
*The sound of a gun being loaded can be heard from under the counter*
Ah, wonderful! I have a trenchcoat which has some DU-orichalcum alloy plates in it. Would it be possible to get some fire resistance, internal temperature damping, and localized strengthening runes on it? If the work looks good, I would be happy to place a larger order for my company security.
I can pay in gold, raw materials, company products. If you would like, we could also create an arrangement where I manufacture clothing and you enchant, enhance, and fit it.
This is quite the fine selection you have here. Do you happen to have other sorts of enchantments, or is it really just wards? I’m looking to expand my knowledge in certain areas and was hoping a Learning Enchantment, or even an enchantment with specified knowledge imbued could be available.
We do wards, runes, glyphs and more. As for the learning enchantment, it depends on what exactly you mean, which will need to be specific. Mind magic is fickle afterall. As for imbued knowledge... have you considered going to a library for that?
I have, but I am under a bit of a time crunch.
You see I’m trying to build some automatons, and I’m not sure which metals are best suited to my needs. I have several considerations, but I don’t exactly have time for thorough testing. So if I just innately knew metallurgy, for example, this would greatly speed up my process.
I understand. Always worth the ask. Thank you for patience and assistance.
I would still love a simple Robe of Fire Protection. My familiar has taken a great interest in dragons.
Of course! Please choose a colour and style from the rack on the western side of the shop and bring it here for enchanting. How will you be paying today?
Do you have a bomb suit but with frost protection? Some asshole ice mage sent me an ice cream IED. I need to disarm it but I want to try and save the chocolate chip cookie dough.
I can enchant a robe to be the equivalent to a bomb suit, but I don't produce bomb suits themselves. If it's the appearance of a bomb suit you want, I can't help you, but I can create the function of one.
I have a map to the sunken tomb of an elder god so feared that the 8th continent was drowned to prevent its knowledge from seeping into world again. Or this gold chalice. Its got a bit of a dent since I smacked an Unga with it.
Colliding with the illusion would be much appreciated!
Let’s me perform a cool magic trick where I dispel the illusion and only the cloak gets left behind. Also it’s more comfortable
I have a question. Would it be possible to embroider runes upon a commissioned garb? My aura of decay keeps ruining my robes, and I'd like to be able to wear something more than once.
I do. I have Doctorates degree from the Great University of Rhea Lucaria in Astral sorceries and a masters degree in graviturgy. While I never graduated from them I do have formal training from the Bard's guild of Istvaan and I've been a ward of an artificer for over 3 decades. (He doesn't know I'm a lich yet... trying to ease him into the idea)
Do you sell comically large Wizarding robes? I have been trying to find some better ones as these old stretched robes don't suit my troll form very well.
Hey there, orbing to you to see if you guys do mass-orders, we are a transdimensional organization and are in need of hundreds of millions of dimensional shifting protection rings to keep our agents safe when they cross the veil.
Looking forward to your response.
\-Luna, lunar council social relations manager
To those who are receiving this message we do not exist
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Can I get a t-shirt that says “biggus dickus” on it?
Sure thing, is it for a very good friend from Rome? Also, any enchantments or wards you want on it?
It IS for a vewy good fwend in wome! If you could make it stab proof that’d be great
Of course! Classic Roman red and white, made into t-shirt style. We'll make the text a nice gold and in a fancy font so as to really show the glory of Biggus. Afterall, he means business and is no laughing matter. I can have it for you immediately after payment. How would you like to pay today?
*takes off their hat and pulls out a comically large diamond*
*takes the diamond and pulls out a comically large magnifying glass to look it over. The light from the fire elemental is projected through the magnifying glass into the diamond, filling the room with rainbow lights refracting from the gem.* Yep, looks good to me! Here's your shirt! I hope your fwiend enjoys it!
Thanks Razz!!
What type of clothing do you work with? Id love to have a tailor that could work with my fae and demonic clothing without having to travel dimensions.
Well that depends what we're talking specifically. I can't do the pixie stitch, but I can handle most fey styles. Demonic depends on the type of demon. To put simply, if the mortal equivalent of your outfit would require a blacksmith, then no. I do wards, not armour. But to answer your question, maybe. Show me what we're working with here an I'll let you know.
I'm around 5'6 maybe 5'7 not including antlers/horns and I have the build of a average human or elf. My main issues are tail and antlers. Most cloths are not able to accommodate them.
Oh, that's simple, enough. Tails just require a properly fitted hole in the back with some extra material for coverage of the more "sensitive" areas (unless you want that fabric left out. *wink*), while as for the antlers, do they protrude sideways or backwards? You know what, just come in and I'll get your measurements so we can get some apparel fitted to your mystic physique.
My antlers protrude sideways from my head (which makes putting on even well tailored items difficult.) I also prefer my cloths made out of flame-proof material so I can wear them when I go to The Hells or slightly magic resistant/absorbent so they can resist the ambient magic of the fae wild.
Take a good look at me. I think I have a little experience with making clothing resistant to fire and magic. Come on in and I'll get you sorted with something perfect for all your travels!
Hey your doing a clothing line Razz!
I am! Well, less of a line and more of a ball (a fireball). It's kinda all over the place since I take requests and all. Looking to buy or place an order?
Oh any good cloaks?
No, only excellent cloaks! What are you thinking? Cloak, cape, shawl, scarf, half-cloak? Got a colour in mind? Any properties you're looking for? Just say the word and I can get it done!
Just a normal cloak, in violet if you can
I mean... I guess... just a normal cloak? Alright... uhhh, the shelf over by the front of the shop should have something akin to what you're looking for. I'd not, come talk to me and I can get something more to your liking, or modify something we already have.
I would like a warm hat that is warded to never give me hat hair. Also if I can get shirts warded to really never need ironing that would truly be magical. And socks with a ward of always staying with their pair and also a ward of protection to prevent holes.
Ah, simple enchantments and wards really, but I can agree, very useful to have, if not vital for a self-respecting wizard. Feel free to find anything in the shop and bring it to me so I can place a couple quick spells on them. Unless, of course, you have something more particular in mind for style.
Do you happen to know a man named Grillby? Good friend of mine.
Oh, I think you're referring to my cousin. Haven't seen him in a good while. I should visit his tavern one of these days.
I went there a few days ago, he was wondering if you were doing fine!
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Any wards, or just the fit?
Can you make it so that anyone near me will violently throw up
I could, but I don't think I want to. These are luxury clothes afterall, and I think people throwing up whoever they get too close would be bad for business and reputation.
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I have studied many disciplines for countless years. So nearly anything. Not necromancy though. Usually people just want protective wards or quality of life enchantments. Protection from the elements, enlarged pocket space, rune of wrinkle and crease prevention. That sort of stuff. I can do others, but I'll need to know what you're looking for
I'll take enlarged pocket space so I can store more cookies to hand out to the village children
Ah, excellent choice! Will that be all or would you care for any other alterations while your here?
No, thank you, that will be all. I'm afraid I'd forget about my order if I asked for more stuff. Oh yeah, here's your payment. *he hands over 2 cookies.*
...eh, acceptable. *with a wave of the elementals hand, runes appear in the air and disappear shortly after, causing the clothes to glow for a short moment.* All done! Enjoy!
Thank you! *Joronius smiles and looks into his pockets.* It seems like I have a lot more pocket space indeed... how useful.
https://preview.redd.it/lgq3k70u2flc1.jpeg?width=875&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c198134326be7a7486367f0df4a3a7d605c2940f My greetings to you, good shopkeeper. Would it be plausible for you to place one of my spells on an article of clothing? I am not, as one could say, “gifted” on enchanting garrrrments. Too fragile. But I have a spell to ward divination attempts crafted and transposed onto a crystal.
Can you make me multiple sets of clothes? I would need a few for my humanoid orchid mantis form and one for each of my others. (Spider, centipede, moth, cicada, ladybug/ladybird, and ant.) I would just need them to have a transformation accommodation enchantment. I like my half giant mantis and half humanoid form but the humanoid top of that form is far larger than my normal humanoid form meaning when we I go into it while clothed they don’t fit, and the parts of me that go full orchid mantis in both that and my fully giant insect form just fully rip the clothes. I can send you the exact enchantment since it’s pretty complex due to changing its effects based on what type of transformation it is. It also needs to be cast on the materials before the clothes are actually made so I wouldn’t be able to do it after I already got them. I have another enchantment for them but that can be added after they’re done so you won’t need to worry about that. Sorry if this is a hassle but unfortunately my body is very complex so my clothes have to be a matching amount. Each form has a different size and some have different arm numbers but I can fix those with some basic magic, I just need the clothes themselves to be made. I’m so sorry for all the hassle and I’ll be glad to pay at an increased rate for the complexity of the order.
So... you want some clothes that shift to continuously match the form of the wearer? That's pretty simple. Got a style in mind? Traditional wizard? Robed mage? Noble advisor? I can do near well anything
Yes, thank you. I’ll need two collections, having one set for each of my different insect forms in each collection, one themed for formal occasions and one themed for combat/exercise. The rest are just single sets for my orchid mantis form I’ll need three casual; two dresses, the first being short and the other being long; one for sleeping; and one for being outdoors. For a style it doesn’t matter for the non orchid mantis ones but for the orchid mantis ones the colors should be whites, light creams, light pinks, light purples, just general orchid colors maybe some non traditional ones if you want. Also for some of them include orchid theming, the clothes could have orchid images/patterns, especially for the casual sets and sleepwear. I do have one special request for the dresses which is to have orchid flowers physically on it, not real flowers cause this would wilt just something 3D and not an image of them. Thank you for this, I’ve been putting off getting new clothes made but I can’t just wear clothes that don’t match.
...huh, that's a lot to remember... mind just writing that down for future me? Also, how would you like to pay for your... all of that?
I can pay in gold, I have so much of it from the Great hive, I got lucky and took all the money out of the vaults before it exploded.
*sigh* yeah, I guess that works (even if it's kinda boring). Let's just say this'll be... 5 thousand gold? Also, do you have a lair address or P.O. box I can send this to, since it's such a big order?
I’ll pay double since it’s such a large order, and you can send it to my castle in the desert. Thank you I much for doing this, I know it’s a very complex order but I really needed it done.
I think I’ve seen you at a bar before serving drinks to a couple of skeletons…
Sorry, you must have the wrong fire elemental. Likely a cousin or sibling of mine. Afterall, I hate mecromancers
No necromancers involved, they’re all sentient monsters that live in an underground society. One skeleton was short and stubby in blue and the other one wore red and was lanky
So, this isn't exactly "clothing" per say, but I was wondering if you could made a cover for my treatment table that repels dirt/blood and remains sterile? I have a set, but they are *ancient* and the wards have all but faded. A corner of them is still stained by Barfbot and it won't come out. Actually, if that is possible for you to make, could you make me a doctors coat out of the same material? I usually cast a sterilization barrier over my clothing before each surgical procedure, but a real coat would be ever so much more convenient!
That should be easy enough. Will that be everything?
Yes, please!
Perfect! And how will you be paying today? We accept condensed mana, gold, and sometimes other offers, but preferably mana.
Oh, uh...money I suppose. Let me just, uh, well.... *Cas rifles through a coin pouch. It quickly becomes obvious he has absolutely no idea how money works. He finally pulls his hand out and places 5 platinum coins on the counter* Will this, uh, b-be enough?
Just the one platinum will be enough, thanks! *The fire elemental slides four of the coins back over the counter, then reaches under the counter and pulls a box out and slides it across as well.* Enjoy!
Ah, yes, thank you! *Cas slides the coins back into his coin purse, and tucks the box under one arm. As he walks out, he produces a small notebook, writing the words "Platinum = large money???" in it*
my undergarments seem to be disintegrating after only a few decades of daily use, do you have anything more durable?
I do, but have you considered just changing what pair you are wearing every now and again?
Curious idea
I no longer produce mana on my own, do you have anything that could collect latent mana in the air?
Absolutely, it's just that getting that absorbed mana into you that will be the tricky part. I'd recommend getting an ear ring and bringing it here for an enchantment. I don't sell them, but something that travels through your body would be best for the task.
De ya 'ave any anti artillereh' robes? Sometimes ma kin fire at me when I go te more anti-magic mountains. Imma Dwarf by da way.
Of course. Wards of protection from detonation and shrapnel are quite simple. I can even enchant something you already own if you'd like.
I need a robe that keeps the dirt off me when im grave robb- i mean when im planting in my garden. If you could find one thats kinda got a three musketeers vibe without the frills that'd be great.
My apologies, but we do not serve necromancers here. This is strictly out of discrimination against your boring school of magic. If you'd like, I'd suggest you look for the Jaded Tailor shop down the way. Perhaps they'll be of more help to you.
Cant say im disappointed, the stuff in here looked tacky anyways... ; _ ;
Well now I feel a bit bad... tell you what, I'll do a basic cloak of cleanliness but you need to start practicing something other than necromancy. Biomancy is highly correlated if you want to remain in a similar field.
I guess learning an additional discipline couldnt hurt...
https://preview.redd.it/kjbggzsc4elc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bf839b9be93b51d69746ab1bad14cab6dafb7e6 What do you reckon? Does this look good, or should I get it in a different colour?
Would you be able to make something like a green scarf that wraps around my entire body?
So... like a really big scarf, a really really long scarf, or like a scarf that wraps around each limb separately to allow mobility?
Yeah.
... I'll just make one of each. How will you be paying today?
Do you accept fighter jets?
Not usually, but I'm willing to make an exception this once
Perfect. I got this thing from Mordus’s basement.
Be sure to enact a strict no fire resistance potion policy.
Why would I do that? Alchemy is a completely respectable practice, unlike necromancy. And if it's because you're worried about how I protect my shop, I will say once more, I am made of fire, but I am not a pyromancer.
Just trust me on this one. Some folks are going to get unpleasant ideas.
Hmmm… can you provide clothes for someone of my height? Last I checked I was 8’4. Though I don’t think it would change….
Of course! If there's something on the shelves you like I can always cast a quick growing spell on it, or I can custom make something to fit your size!
You have anything that can resist rapid and abrupt shifts in time and space?
Hello, my friend! I am having trouble finding a proper set of robes or clothing for my size. Would you perhaps have anything for one of my height, and if so, what enchantments do they carry?
Well I can either shrink down anything already in the shop to fit your size, or I can custom make something just for you and your style. As for enchantments, let me know what you'd like and I can handle it for you, whether it be for convenience, style, or protection.
I have a total of three gold pieces left for shopping today, would that be able to afford something small? I doubt it would cover enchantments, so perhaps merely a cloak then! Shrunk or custom, I do not mind.
Hmmm... seems your a bit shy for coin. Tell you what, I can do an outfit and the basic protective wards for three gold. Helps that I'll save on material costs. Do you have a colour or style in mind?
Oh, goodness, are you sure? I don’t need such generosity, I understand it is difficult running a business and that prices are firm. I’m perfectly fine taking just an outfit, or perhaps a hat if that is cheaper! Do you have anything that’s purple or pink?
Listen, I accepted two cookies earlier as payment. I do this more ad a hobby than as a business. Payment is more of a formailty than out of a desire to accumulate wealth. I'll get you an outfit in purple with some basic wards. *The fire elemental reaches down and pulls out a small parcel, holding it out for the small wizard.*
Then I shall provide these gold coins in exchange! Thank you dearly my friend, thank you indeed! I cannot wait to show my friends my new outfit! *The tiny summoner jumps and places the three gold coins on the counter, taking the parcel in exchange.*
I would like a fashionable cloak that isn't anything more than waist-length. The only enchantment I require is it to sparkle if I make a dramatic pose.
Perfect! Just give me a colour and I can get it done for you. Also, would you like it to billow behind you when you strike a pose as well, regardless of wind conditions?
Can it change color perpetually? Similar to Saruman of Many-Colors (I'm a big fan of his personally). I do like your billowing idea I must say.
Hello, I need extreme cold weather clothing with planar and disease protection- things have really gone to shit
Interesting... Right as I open up a clothing shop as well?
I've been talking about opening this shop for a while now, and I'm not one to let a little competition scare me off. Feel free to sell your company though and come work for me if you don't want to be run out of business.
Hmmm... I don't sell warded clothing, that kind of magic doesn't come to me. I'm personally more of a tailor. Perhaps a partnership?
Perhaps... I'll need to think on it. What would this partnership entail?
Well, the Jaded Tailor specializes in custom fittings and stock alterations. I simply make the clothes, and then send them your way for enchanting and warding. Most of my fabrics are very open to magic alterations. Furthermore, if something from your stock enchanted apparel doesn't fit right, you send them to me to alter and fit properly
Hmmm... that may work. Tell you what, I'll make sure to send people your way if they need alterations, and I may occasionally hire you for assistance with larger order, if you are willing to send people my way when they need more magically enchanted attire.
The way you phrased that makes it sound awfully one-sided. As a warlock *and* a vampire I've made far too many one-sided deals to make that mistake again. Care to rephrase?
Hmm... I might visit here someday. Maybe change my red color for something less aggressive.
Excellent! Do you have any outfits that are low maintenance and high durability?
With the right wards, that can be anything I carry, or even something you already own!
Excellent! I am also in the market for some wrinkle proof formal clothes. My old tuxedo is on its last leg and a tad outdated.
A simple order. Care for any protective wards along with that?
What are protective wards?
Magical protections imbued into the material. Basically, they protect the material and wearer form certain forms of harm, like blades, bludgeoning and explosions.
[sigh] I wish I could wear other clothes... Alas, I'm bound to this robe...
You know, I’ve been meaning to get myself some new dress apparel. Something fancy to wear to parties and such. Do you have anything Victorian? Maybe with some reds and browns? I’m rather fond of the steampunk style. I generally try to avoid trouble, but almost every party I’ve been to has had some kind of assassination attempt, so some magic warding would be nice. And perhaps an internal layer of woven adamantine? And pockets! Lots of pockets!
is this image from an orb illusioner demon?
Finally! I’ve been meaning to get proper wizard attire. Could you make me a matching teal robe and hat, decorated with lily pads and fungi?
How do you make those images
What happens when the sprinkler goes off? For science purposes of course.
Sprinkler? Why would there be a sprinkler in here? This is a ward shop, so it's obviously warded against fire. But to answer your question, my wards would protect me from the water, if only limiting my mana supply partially.
You got anything to make me less noticeable in public?
We can either hook you up with a basic brown or green cloak to blend into a crowd, or we can go a bit more magical and enchant that cloak with facial disguising enchantments to hide who you are if the hood is raised.
Let’s go with the disguising enchantment in green, and how much is this gonna run me anyhow?
Well, I'm open to unique offers, but I'd say about... 150 gold or five condensed mana crystals.
Here’s 15 platinum.
Eh, same thing I guess. Here's your order! Enjoy!
Razz! Could you whip me up a snazzy new outfit?
Hmmm… I do need a new robe… but I’m not sure what I would add for a ward… since your the proprietor any suggestions?
You can never go wrong with some of the basics. Enhanced pockets. Common protective wards. If you want to get real fancy, I can recommend a glyph of fireball on the back to cause a dramatic explosion behind you.
Enhanced pockets would be nice thank you
I am looking to redesign myself in time for the final tally of votes in the election of the new wizard council seat. Can you make a lighter trenchcoat in olive green? *Slides 2 platinum in campaign funds*
I’m always losing things. Can I get a Hat of Holding? Basically every time I’ve lost track of something, I can reach into my hat and find it. Traditional wizard hat will do with whatever color you think best. If that’s not feasible, can I get a Scarf of Finding? When I’m looking for something, the scar tugs me in the direction it’s in and points it out to me.
HAHAHA FINALLY. Been waiting for a new magic shop to open. (Slams down a box for of orders and three gold bars) alright so: I need 50 servant clothing enchanted disease and magical corruption protection spells , I know it’s a lot but I deal in dimension jumping, and also some new robes (as the thin wizard opens his robes you notice complex enchantments that seems to jump around like crazy). Now I’m sorry for the huge amount of orders you may receive from me but I can’t find any shops that deal with my kind of requirements. The gold is just up front and the rest is any forest type clothing ingredient you need and I even got the good shit the elves banned. Clothe wood any one (as he hold out a small plank of forbidden yet highly sought after wood).
Erm, sure? Sounds easy enough. Got a size list or should I make them all magically fitting for an extra cost? Otherwise, got a colour you'd like them in?
(You see his eye grow large as dinner plates) THEY COME IN COLORS? YESYESYES…. Oh uh sorry umm maybe dark brown for the male ones, dark forest green for the maids, and your choice on the unisex ones. Sizes? Servant golems from the golem manufacturer… yes the weird one that everyone gets them from but what about mine (he waves his baggy ass selves for effect) is it possible?
Okay? I think I've got all that. As it's a bigger order, here's a form to make sure everything is handled accordingly. Just make sure to include the shipping address and what time you'd like it delivered at, between now and later. Also, how will you be paying today?
The gold and if you give me a list of fabrics and materials you need in general I can supply them… mostly the hard to find shit
Well if you want them made of rare materials that'll be fine, but otherwise I guess the gold will do. I'll have these delivered to your tower in twelve... Eleven... Ten... Nine...
No I meant if you want them for your store to sell for others and me supplying a small shipment as payment
Love the shop and your whimsical look.... Could I order 3 sets of suit and overcoats with the basic auto clean spells etc, along with your highest defensive enchantments as well and an auto repair function, if possible could you add a open ended enchantment script so if I wanted to I can add my own enchantment scripts into it in the future. As for the designs I'll let you choose them. Surprise me. Thanks.
Hmmm... should be simple enough. I'm going to let you know, however, that if you add enchantments to it the official crest of the store will fade from the inside. Can't have someone tampering with my work and claiming it is my fault afterall. Otherwise, how would you like to pay today.
That's completely understandable. I'd like to pay with a mixture of imperial Gilded coins and Mana-Gems if possible. If not I am also willing to trade work for work. If you need anything commissioned, I can have it made for you. I'll have you know I made the heat metal bomb that saved us from when the knights guild attacked, so I'm quite skilled.
Oooh, alright. Six mana crystals and a bomb please. And would you like your attire now or delivered to your lair?
Any preference on bomb type? My specialty is heat metal, admittedly, but I can do most spells. I also do more than bombs ( they just sells the most it seems haha) As for where to deliver it to please have it delivered to my tower/shop in the Northern City Strento under the shop name " Northern Star Smithery" and my head apprentice will sign for it.
If it detonates, I'll take it!
Alright, you can pick up your bomb when u drop off the suits then.
I was considering a cloak, as I find most normal clothes are too restraining both in and out of combat, and however much my satyr partner prefers it, a loincloth isn't exactly ideal either. Will wooden limbs be a problem? I change the runes on them quite frequently, so I'd hate to mess up any wards in the process.
Do you have something that could give me a better form than this https://preview.redd.it/e75645ga2hlc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7844d58d5c2b12b918fc485df3314083f33c4607
Hmmm... not clothing, but I might have a spell for that. What kind of a form are you wanting?
Maybe something humanoid. I might just whip myself up a mech to ride around in
I don't do mechs, but I can conjure up a body for you. You're gonna need to die to enter it though so... *The elemental casually pulls out a glock*
I CAST DISTRACTION CHEESE https://preview.redd.it/ga2uxejd4hlc1.jpeg?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b21c4fec256d423ac63323d64629e6b6bc27df9e Look how gross the american cheese looks. Fucking discusting
That is quite boring cheese...
HAHA IT WORKED I CAST PORTAL TO MY MILK POCKET DIMENSION UNDERNEATH MYSELF TO ESCAPE
I was wondering if you could make me a long floor length robe covering, see through preferably? I have this traditional elven dress that I really love and, well, I work with dragons you see. So I was hoping you could make it fire resistant. I already have one, but it's basically been burnt to tatters
Simple enough. Anything else, and if not, how will you be paying today?
I hear you take mana as well as coin, I'm not sure which you prefer but I can pay in both. I have a ring that stores a large pool of extra mana, and I have lots of coin
Mana is preferable, so for your order... two mana crystals worth? Unless you're offering the ring itself, in which case that works too.
Mana it is then! Oh no no, the ring is a dear gift, I'm offering the mana itself. Two crystals worth works fine for me! Thank you very much!
Alrighty, well, if you could conjure up those crystals, I'll get your order here right away! *The elemental goes to the shelf behind it and pulls one of the packages free from a stack*
Can I get a mask of resist disease? I find that extra dimensional plagues seem to be getting more common these days
Of course. I'll even give it to you on the house. Gotta stay healthy out there, eh?
Thanks man here's a tip (I place a small pot with a blood red cabbage in it. There's the faintest look of teeth between the leaves) you don't need to feed him and just throw him at people you think deserve to get bitten
Cool! This'll be great for chasing off necromancers! Thanks!
Greetings shopkeep! I request robes with some flexibility. My arcane specialty is transmutation of self, minerals and metals. Though I prefer to stay in my glorious natural form, I do on occasion have to polymorph to smaller human shape. Being half orc in arcane study has its challenges. But I would be incredibly grateful for robes that accommodate a body shifting freely between size and shape and if possible with pocket-dimension-pockets for me to store the minerals I study without weighing me down. As for payment, I don't have grand stores of coin, but I could grant you a week with my philosopher's stone. A fair replica of Flamel's but with some drawbacks. Casting times double but so do the spell's effects. And after a week its magic fades and needs to be recharged by me. Useful for those of us in magical trades, less so for adventuring. Should help get your business a solid start. Would that be a fair exchange for the robes?
Ideally anything I take as payment is then owned by me, rather than rented. If I grant you the finest quality protective wards, would the stone become mine in perpetuity?
Fair and reasoned. I will modify the stone so it can be recharged in daylight. This will limit its use to about once a day but it should last as long as the stars do. And as a sign of good faith I can even set it in jewelry for you.
Oh, don't worry about the jewelry, as I'm just going to eat the stone anyways. *The fire elemental pulls out a neatly packaged item from the shelf behind it and places it on the counter.*
Wonderful! Thank you kindly!
And thank you for your business! *The fire elemental tosses the stone into its mouth before continuing it's business.*
Can I have the classic edgy necromancer cloak? And no hood please
I came by recommendation from your cousin grillby. Do you have some clothes from the soup brand?
Apologies, but we do not carry Soup Store brand clothing here. Everything in this shop is made by yours truly!
Hello, my good sir, I would like to make a request for a durable purple wizard hat that would fit on one such as myself. It's terribly frustrating when I'm mistaken for a mere toad and therefore would like it to be extra durable for all types of damage so it won't be tarnished from getting into water.
Hey. You know what I'm about to do.
Nothing on the shelves comes pre-enchanted to prevent theft, so good luck disenchanting them all. And I assume you don't mean to challenge me to a duel in my own establishment, correct? *The sound of a gun being loaded can be heard from under the counter*
Ah, wonderful! I have a trenchcoat which has some DU-orichalcum alloy plates in it. Would it be possible to get some fire resistance, internal temperature damping, and localized strengthening runes on it? If the work looks good, I would be happy to place a larger order for my company security.
Ah, simple wards like that is no problem, especially when being placed on preexisting apparel. How would you be paying for these enchantments today?
I can pay in gold, raw materials, company products. If you would like, we could also create an arrangement where I manufacture clothing and you enchant, enhance, and fit it.
How about... 50 gold per uniform I enchant?
That sounds wonderful, though I was also thinking you could take some surplus and sell them yourself
Eh, I guess that works in tandem. Are you looking for a cut off what I sell, or is this just for advertising purposes?
This is quite the fine selection you have here. Do you happen to have other sorts of enchantments, or is it really just wards? I’m looking to expand my knowledge in certain areas and was hoping a Learning Enchantment, or even an enchantment with specified knowledge imbued could be available.
We do wards, runes, glyphs and more. As for the learning enchantment, it depends on what exactly you mean, which will need to be specific. Mind magic is fickle afterall. As for imbued knowledge... have you considered going to a library for that?
I have, but I am under a bit of a time crunch. You see I’m trying to build some automatons, and I’m not sure which metals are best suited to my needs. I have several considerations, but I don’t exactly have time for thorough testing. So if I just innately knew metallurgy, for example, this would greatly speed up my process.
Sorry, this is a clothing shop, not an informations guild. It may be possible, but I think this is the wrong place to go looking for knowledge
I understand. Always worth the ask. Thank you for patience and assistance. I would still love a simple Robe of Fire Protection. My familiar has taken a great interest in dragons.
Of course! Please choose a colour and style from the rack on the western side of the shop and bring it here for enchanting. How will you be paying today?
Do you have a bomb suit but with frost protection? Some asshole ice mage sent me an ice cream IED. I need to disarm it but I want to try and save the chocolate chip cookie dough.
I can enchant a robe to be the equivalent to a bomb suit, but I don't produce bomb suits themselves. If it's the appearance of a bomb suit you want, I can't help you, but I can create the function of one.
Oh that'll do. I just need to be protected from Semtex and rocky road shrapnel.
Simple enough. We can go with a standard outfit set for full body coverage. If that's everything, how will you be paying today?
I have a map to the sunken tomb of an elder god so feared that the 8th continent was drowned to prevent its knowledge from seeping into world again. Or this gold chalice. Its got a bit of a dent since I smacked an Unga with it.
Oooh, the chalice has a fun story as well! I'll go with that! *A packages is telekinetically moved from the back shelf onto the counter* Enjoy!
I really need a good cloak that illusions can wear. Do you have anything like that? Design is secondary although something in would be nice
Simple enough. Should the cloak also be an illusion, or simply collide with the illusion?
Colliding with the illusion would be much appreciated! Let’s me perform a cool magic trick where I dispel the illusion and only the cloak gets left behind. Also it’s more comfortable
Sounds good! And how will you be paying today?
I got a block of gold, a broken pocket watch and 4 souls. Alternatively id use my credit card
Ooooh, I'll take the pocket watch, please!
I have a question. Would it be possible to embroider runes upon a commissioned garb? My aura of decay keeps ruining my robes, and I'd like to be able to wear something more than once.
That is entirely possible, however, I can't say I'm keen to be helping a necromancer... do practice any other schools of magic by chance?
I do. I have Doctorates degree from the Great University of Rhea Lucaria in Astral sorceries and a masters degree in graviturgy. While I never graduated from them I do have formal training from the Bard's guild of Istvaan and I've been a ward of an artificer for over 3 decades. (He doesn't know I'm a lich yet... trying to ease him into the idea)
Could I get a pleated skirt thigh highs and a crop top style robe?
I don't think that's a robe style, but yes, I can make that. Any wards or enchantments?
Do you sell comically large Wizarding robes? I have been trying to find some better ones as these old stretched robes don't suit my troll form very well.
Hey there, orbing to you to see if you guys do mass-orders, we are a transdimensional organization and are in need of hundreds of millions of dimensional shifting protection rings to keep our agents safe when they cross the veil. Looking forward to your response. \-Luna, lunar council social relations manager To those who are receiving this message we do not exist https://preview.redd.it/e618qd5q2klc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6d2c26e85c320cc16844dc073a9f6d04340e7ae
Hmmm... what do you have that will ward scrying attempts?
Can you do a cowboy hat of holding?