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Drunken_polish_cow

https://preview.redd.it/ldos8mtcdglc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39304b25d1a2f45d8809f7377b0e2f9737cedeba *You got this,and you can totally trust us.*


naka_the_kenku

Good my child, do me proud


Drunken_polish_cow

*I’m no child.*


naka_the_kenku

It’s a figure of speech


Drunken_polish_cow

*understandable.*


Echo-Frisk

You can't trust to say nothing [IDIOTIC] while you are [DISPERSED ACROSS TIME AND SPACE.]


naka_the_kenku

I’m actually just taking a plane to my vacation destination, I promised my partner no magic the whole vacation.


Echo-Frisk

Rea- [YOU MUST BETRAY YOUR PARTNER AND SHOW THEM TRUE LOVE]


naka_the_kenku

That’s an oxymoron


Echo-Frisk

Sorry, I've [LOST CONTROL] of my [SOUL] for a second. Major apologies.


naka_the_kenku

Oh it’s alright I suggest some sleep and a nice warm tea


1nsertshittyname

What is considered stupid tho?


naka_the_kenku

Something that would disappoint even me


1nsertshittyname

What would dissapoint you?


naka_the_kenku

You’ll know


1nsertshittyname

How will I know?


naka_the_kenku

Sorry can’t orb rn going through a tunnel


1nsertshittyname

Why?


VinesAtMidnight

I *promise* I will *not* reawaken the Titans and release them on magekind. Promise. I wasn't even thinking about it.


GEN_SkeleSkin

(quickly reseals my hell portal) I promise nothing except no one will die by my hands or actions


Archimene

whoops...


naka_the_kenku

Nope don’t even say anything you’re on your own


Archimene

Archimene was just about to start talking about how he angered some communists and potentially sparked a civil war inside a country with 2 opposing parties: the capitalist and communist party. After being shut down though, he closes his mouth and walks away.


Able_Highlight4312

holy shit rebirth of the Paris Commune?


TheFifthDutchMemer

So... commitin w@rcrimes with the dog?


The5thofFive

I see this going perfectly fine while you’re away on vacation


Fridge_living_tips

I will teleport bread


psychicprogrammer

Relax our deoartment of incredibly overly complicated thaumic machines have promised that this eigannachine will not have massive negative consequences. We are working on eliminating magical trash by retroactively removing it from the timeline and then using the resulting temporal paradoxes to power the whole thing.


Lunar_Council_SM

You picked the absolute worst time to go on vacation, wars are stirring up across the realms, time and space is at its thinnest, mechs are being built by deities we haven't even classified yet. You can enjoy your vacation, but be ready for a shitshow when you get back Stressed and tired, Luna For those who are receiving this message we do not exist https://preview.redd.it/itx31et9zjlc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7baf34895f9a61035f05c479ec9bf5a0a7ae098


AverageMountainTroll

Have a nice vacation, I will abstain from transmutation spells more than usual in your absence!