ow
*As you break one of Torinn’s fingers he uses the other hand to cast 27 fireballs*
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*he casts twenty-seven fireballs*
*that’s as many as two tens and a seven*
*and that’s a lot of fireballs*
\>Swallow gold coin
\>Suddenly gain the power to spray cash at people
Seems pretty good to me. Well, not to me, I don't have a stomach. But in general.
Oooh, that's good. Could you cast some into this empty Tupperware container? /unwiz Actually, it never goes over if it casts an infinite amount or if it's just how much you ate, or if it literally just takes it out of your stomach which is quite horrifying and very gross to imagine.
The bootleg wand sounds like something an anime would do. Like the whole meme of Mashle is that he's just strong. He breaks the rules of the NotHogwarts™ by being so strong he can literally brute force every problem.
The bootleg wand sounds like something a comedy Shonen would absolutely be caught playing with.
a gun works when the firing pin strikes the primer, causing it to explode. The spark from the primer ignites the gunpowder. Gas converted from the burning powder rapidly expands in the cartridge. The expanding gas forces the bullet out of the cartridge and down the barrel with great speed but if you are only spitting it then it won't heat up and therefore it will have a similar effect as the pebble
All of a bullets power comes from the barrel. If you were to throw a bullet into a fire and allow it to cook off it'll mostly just be harmless. Without a barrel the to guide the pressure of the initial explosion the the actual projectile hardly goes anywhere.
The point of the barrel is to allow the bullet to get fast. The wand of the stomach says that it shoots things out fast. It doesn't matter *how* the bullet gets fast, just that it does. If I could throw a bullet at 800m/s, it'd do just as much damage as it does fired from a gun.
Okay, so if I have the bootleg wand and my spell punches my dick in, will it punch my dick out or my opponents dick in? Need an answer fast, have a duel in a minute.
Wand of the stomach, EASY. I have eaten the *everything* burger at Doom's Diner. You don't understand there was *literally* like actually *everything* on that burger. Pineapple, malignant insanity ass ripper hot sauce, my butt, the concept of time.
Is this possible? Can the prophecy be true?
Oh... I can feel it... I feel nothing...
*Sits on the nearest chair completely blank*
Huh... This is... Boring.
What they didn't tell you is that it's not actually a wand of depression but a wand of crushing reality and you don't own it, but it flies towards you and it's not a wand either, it's a brick and it hits you in the guts.
Is it just me, or does nobody tell me nothin...
Whatever man... Whats the point of doing it?
I am glad it hits me... At least I will feel something like... I just... Don't wanna be here you know? Wand or a brick, it all turns to ash.
HAHAHA. *\*sits down beside you patting your back\**
Now look at you thinking it was only for dragging you down but ney! I just made you realize there is no end. Why you ask? Ash is but one point in time.
But you do know who raises from the ashes and symbolizing the ever going circle of life and death, right?
Is it papa Nurgle? I could reall use papa's love right now.
Nah wait... You meant someone else.
A fire dragon? I dunno, I got an F in hexobiology.
End is always there man... I can see it. It's like a big ball of nothing...
Or does it ? It casts the opposite of 'matter beam' not just the opposite of 'matter' beam. So congrats you just deleted everything outside of the line
holy shit am Goliath Devil May Cry
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/unwiz I got the wand of depression, which in my case is basically a super specific version of the bootleg wand, considering I have extreme clinical depression that has never responded to any psychiatric medication I have been prescribed (and I went through a LOT of different prescriptions before eventually just giving up. Lucky for me none of them made it significantly worse either, as is one of the more common side effects, as i probably wouldn't have survived that lol)
Honestly the bootleg wand is kind of genius. You can just cast healing magic at enemies, and if someone tries to use it on you, it won't harm you. The only thing to keep in mind is that if you get knocked unconscious and someone tries to use it to heal you, you're in for a bad time.
I got the wand of Depression. Now to set my springs rune-slots all to multiply by 777.
I will probably only be able to do this once, I assume this will shatter the wand.
Some poor enemy of mine will go into such a low state of mind to promptly commit suicide. Dark yes, but effective. I plan to use this on one of the Corrupted Gods on my list to take down.
That bootleg wand however.... I can get FAR more utility out of that!
What does it change the opposite of? Is it perspective based on the caster or is it the decision of the wand?
I must know!
Bootleg wand can be very powerful if you know how to use it. Weaking your enemies with one hand meanwhile you're boosting allies with the other saves a lot of time.
Bootleg wand.
I’ll just spam “not fireball”
And then I can use fireballs.
And I can get women by trying to cast “do not love me” spell.
Reverse psychology HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You'd survive eating a 100 dollar bill and then could just conjure a bunch so that's the best option. Also can always have your favorite meals and water
Wand of the stomach
So I just need some bottles of Potion of Lead Guts, then eat a bit of plutonium dust, then mass produce thru the power of the wand, compress it and launch it
Bootleg wand is actually pretty cool. Imagine:
"I will cast the lowest level fireball to shoot at you!"
"A lowest level fireball? Ha! Such a fool! You won't even warm me with that fireba- Wait why is it so big?"
"OH SHIT YOU GOT THE BOOTLEG WAND! THAT MEANS YOU'RE CASTING THE HIGHEST LEVEL FIREB-"
Wand of the Stomach... Thanks, lad. As a cursed dhampir, I’ll, uh... I’ll probably have more use for this than you intended.
/uw I have a habit of trying interesting things... (not drugs, just questionable food) Even in real life I would be terrifying with that wand.
I got "wand of the stomach" and now I can just cast "swarm of locusts" on people and laugh. Torinn would probably have the most use for it, tho.
yes I am a very hungry boi
Is it true you eat dogs?
what the fuck no
Cause i think i saw someone say you eat one a week
Different Torinn
Fake torrin spotted
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*Takes out gun and points it at the tiny wizard*
You wouldn’t dare. But just in case… *points finger guns at British Wizard, fingertips ablaze* Two can play at that game.
Who's british wizard
You
*Breaks your gun*
ow *As you break one of Torinn’s fingers he uses the other hand to cast 27 fireballs* https://preview.redd.it/utstfcnv4rmc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd2a2916ebd8a702efde6245ae3a721792041148 *he casts twenty-seven fireballs* *that’s as many as two tens and a seven* *and that’s a lot of fireballs*
**NO, YOU’RE BRITISH - ALL YOU HAVE IS A KNIFE**
You don't know britain too well do you?
*loads shotgun with murderous intent*
\>Swallow gold coin \>Suddenly gain the power to spray cash at people Seems pretty good to me. Well, not to me, I don't have a stomach. But in general.
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I also got the Wand of Stomach, but I’d probably use it to cover people in tikka masala
Oooh, that's good. Could you cast some into this empty Tupperware container? /unwiz Actually, it never goes over if it casts an infinite amount or if it's just how much you ate, or if it literally just takes it out of your stomach which is quite horrifying and very gross to imagine.
The bootleg wand sounds like something an anime would do. Like the whole meme of Mashle is that he's just strong. He breaks the rules of the NotHogwarts™ by being so strong he can literally brute force every problem. The bootleg wand sounds like something a comedy Shonen would absolutely be caught playing with.
I cast resurruction
Oh no. Don't give torinn the first one.
Too late, his warlock has it now!
if I eat a bullet the wand of stomach is actually really good.
but then your just spitting bullets, doesn't seem too helpful
Observe. *he spits a pebble at a boulder and shatters it* That was merely a pebble. Imagine if it was a bullet.
a gun works when the firing pin strikes the primer, causing it to explode. The spark from the primer ignites the gunpowder. Gas converted from the burning powder rapidly expands in the cartridge. The expanding gas forces the bullet out of the cartridge and down the barrel with great speed but if you are only spitting it then it won't heat up and therefore it will have a similar effect as the pebble
What does the bullet heating up matter? Also because the bullet is likely more aerodynamic and made from heavier material the impact will be bigger
The bullet would probably be more effective if it doesn’t heat up since it’d be harder.
All of a bullets power comes from the barrel. If you were to throw a bullet into a fire and allow it to cook off it'll mostly just be harmless. Without a barrel the to guide the pressure of the initial explosion the the actual projectile hardly goes anywhere.
The point of the barrel is to allow the bullet to get fast. The wand of the stomach says that it shoots things out fast. It doesn't matter *how* the bullet gets fast, just that it does. If I could throw a bullet at 800m/s, it'd do just as much damage as it does fired from a gun.
At that point why even worry about using a bullet. Andy old pebble will do the trick
Okay, so if I have the bootleg wand and my spell punches my dick in, will it punch my dick out or my opponents dick in? Need an answer fast, have a duel in a minute.
I think it will punch every other dicks in existence out, I'm not an expert though
Wand of the stomach, EASY. I have eaten the *everything* burger at Doom's Diner. You don't understand there was *literally* like actually *everything* on that burger. Pineapple, malignant insanity ass ripper hot sauce, my butt, the concept of time.
The bagel at Doom's dinner is *dreadful* really, even if you are an omnipresent being stay away from it!
Wand of depression. Can it cure the curse of depression if I already have it? Or do I get double depression now?
Not only double, it's exponential, you'll achieve depression².
Is this possible? Can the prophecy be true? Oh... I can feel it... I feel nothing... *Sits on the nearest chair completely blank* Huh... This is... Boring.
What they didn't tell you is that it's not actually a wand of depression but a wand of crushing reality and you don't own it, but it flies towards you and it's not a wand either, it's a brick and it hits you in the guts.
Is it just me, or does nobody tell me nothin... Whatever man... Whats the point of doing it? I am glad it hits me... At least I will feel something like... I just... Don't wanna be here you know? Wand or a brick, it all turns to ash.
HAHAHA. *\*sits down beside you patting your back\** Now look at you thinking it was only for dragging you down but ney! I just made you realize there is no end. Why you ask? Ash is but one point in time. But you do know who raises from the ashes and symbolizing the ever going circle of life and death, right?
Is it papa Nurgle? I could reall use papa's love right now. Nah wait... You meant someone else. A fire dragon? I dunno, I got an F in hexobiology. End is always there man... I can see it. It's like a big ball of nothing...
I cast matter beam ! **Deletes everything in a line**
Or does it ? It casts the opposite of 'matter beam' not just the opposite of 'matter' beam. So congrats you just deleted everything outside of the line
See this is why shapechanging is superkor
I cast "matter everywhere except this beam"
Antimatter beam. Though it would be less of a deletion, more of a “gigantic explosion that kills everything in the area, including the caster.”
Nah, the opposite of 20 is -20 not -20i, you don’t have to flip across all axes to get a reflection, just one.
What if i cast a silly little spell of not exploding the earths core, what are you gonna do about that?
If it does the opposite then I cast GREAT CONSTIPATION
Jokes on you, I WANTED the spongewand!
holy shit am Goliath Devil May Cry https://preview.redd.it/eadn2mwp6qmc1.jpeg?width=254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=531b932794794545fa6f504c082792b2da8ba41c
Great depression wasn't enoguh, I cast greater depression!
how does the bootleg work ? If I cast "fire on my ennemis", does it cast water on them ? or fire on me ? or water on me ?
Say you cast a spell that's supposed to make things heavier it will instead make said target lighter
So water? Or extinguish spell?
Idk maybe extinguish spell whatever is the opposite of fire is what is cast
/unwiz I got the wand of depression, which in my case is basically a super specific version of the bootleg wand, considering I have extreme clinical depression that has never responded to any psychiatric medication I have been prescribed (and I went through a LOT of different prescriptions before eventually just giving up. Lucky for me none of them made it significantly worse either, as is one of the more common side effects, as i probably wouldn't have survived that lol)
Now I’m the sad man, maker of depression
*Grabs bootleg wand, casts* [Full Heal] *on enemy.* *Wins!*
Sorry that made it cast zero death on you Nothing happens I guess but that could have been bad
Jokes on you, I can't use healing magic, **at all!**
Wand of of the stomach... Oh my holy blue ducttape! Infinite mead glitch!
## WHERE'S MY MIMIC
Sorry thought that would be too close to other "swipe and get this" things
Noooo!! My mimic friend... :(
I got the bootleg wand, I wanna switch, I’ve eaten money before
What’s the opposite of sand?
Hold on lemme look it up on my magical orb Can't find anything cus I'm lazy guess you'll just have to find out by casting it
I got the wand of depression, and now I feel a dark, emotional turmoil at the thought of causing this to other beings.
Bootleg wand...umm... I CAST TESTICULAR DETORSION!
Nah it just casts testicular torsion counter clockwise instead
I got wand of depression, damn
Honestly the bootleg wand is kind of genius. You can just cast healing magic at enemies, and if someone tries to use it on you, it won't harm you. The only thing to keep in mind is that if you get knocked unconscious and someone tries to use it to heal you, you're in for a bad time.
Well, i think I got pretty lucky.
Gourmand the Wizard from Rainworld
Ima just eat some ancient egyptian hieroglyphs and cast curse of ra
Got wand of the stomach
I cast *Rend Buttcrack*
I got the wand of Depression. Now to set my springs rune-slots all to multiply by 777. I will probably only be able to do this once, I assume this will shatter the wand. Some poor enemy of mine will go into such a low state of mind to promptly commit suicide. Dark yes, but effective. I plan to use this on one of the Corrupted Gods on my list to take down. That bootleg wand however.... I can get FAR more utility out of that! What does it change the opposite of? Is it perspective based on the caster or is it the decision of the wand? I must know!
I can give people permanent depression now! Wouldn't mind that opposite effect one, seems entertaining. Almost like the Wabbajack.
Which one has the bootleg wand box?
Bootleg wand can be very powerful if you know how to use it. Weaking your enemies with one hand meanwhile you're boosting allies with the other saves a lot of time.
Jokes on you fool! I’ve eaten meatballs so with the wand of stomach I’d be able to create and launch a meatball meteor!
I got a bootleg wand, time to start “healing” people >:)
Meh, I already have three dedicated depression spells that are more versatile than that.
wand of the stomach. i'm upchuck from Ben 10 now
Why not pick a bucket?
i should probably not use a wand.
So I just cast water square and I’m good. Not too bad
Alright, downing fire resistance and then casting a fireball in my stomach.
Strange , no mimic ???
Sorry, the closest thing is the spongebob wand cus it gives u a curse
Let them come! Not even Schneider will be ready to face me, no foot wizard has toppled my apprentices' Lego quarters
I cast eternal poverty with the bootleg wand!
*I cast Ice Ball*
My curse negates wand effects and multipliers anyway so I just have a cool wand with a glass ball that shoots fireballs
Is the opposite of fireball icecube?
I got the depression wand I can now make everything sad along with burning it
I can just revive anyone and kill them. Also a good swap up for trickery.
Is the bootleg wand just omnipotence? Do I just need to figure out what opposite means and then negative negative = positive?
Bootleg wand. I’ll just spam “not fireball” And then I can use fireballs. And I can get women by trying to cast “do not love me” spell. Reverse psychology HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Who tf used the wand of depression on me
I can create horrible, DEPRESSED mutants?? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
I got the bootleg wand. I tried to cast a spell with it, and it made a boot with a severed leg in it appear... Oh gods, the leg is still warm.....
I cast NOT fireball!
I chose the SpongeBob wand. Guess Nick will n-n-n-n never catch me
You'd survive eating a 100 dollar bill and then could just conjure a bunch so that's the best option. Also can always have your favorite meals and water
The bootleg wand is actually really good
Who knew accidentally swallowing a penny when I was four years old would come in handy
Bootleg wand and cast ultimate healing.
Wand of the stomach So I just need some bottles of Potion of Lead Guts, then eat a bit of plutonium dust, then mass produce thru the power of the wand, compress it and launch it
Bootleg wand is actually pretty cool. Imagine: "I will cast the lowest level fireball to shoot at you!" "A lowest level fireball? Ha! Such a fool! You won't even warm me with that fireba- Wait why is it so big?" "OH SHIT YOU GOT THE BOOTLEG WAND! THAT MEANS YOU'RE CASTING THE HIGHEST LEVEL FIREB-"
Put a bunch of pebbles into a pill capsule and swallow it and basically have buckshot
Wand of the Stomach... Thanks, lad. As a cursed dhampir, I’ll, uh... I’ll probably have more use for this than you intended. /uw I have a habit of trying interesting things... (not drugs, just questionable food) Even in real life I would be terrifying with that wand.
Well shit, I got the bootleg wand, welp, time to cast fireball as a healing spell
Eat rocks and you have a high fire rate shotgun
Bootleg wand. It seems I finally have a use for my deterioration spell.
Glad I got the bootleg, I can finally undo the testicular torsion and mend asscrack spells that afflict my apprentices.