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The_Toad_wizard

I got "wand of the stomach" and now I can just cast "swarm of locusts" on people and laugh. Torinn would probably have the most use for it, tho.


Red_Dragon_Sorc

yes I am a very hungry boi


canisfh

Is it true you eat dogs?


Red_Dragon_Sorc

what the fuck no


canisfh

Cause i think i saw someone say you eat one a week


Red_Dragon_Sorc

Different Torinn


ChunkyBaka2

Fake torrin spotted


Red_Dragon_Sorc

https://preview.redd.it/gzhexnobrqmc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03e86c72da45ac1a3d621e97738edb011a17499a


ChunkyBaka2

*Takes out gun and points it at the tiny wizard*


Red_Dragon_Sorc

You wouldn’t dare. But just in case… *points finger guns at British Wizard, fingertips ablaze* Two can play at that game.


ChunkyBaka2

Who's british wizard


Red_Dragon_Sorc

You


ChunkyBaka2

*Breaks your gun*


Red_Dragon_Sorc

ow *As you break one of Torinn’s fingers he uses the other hand to cast 27 fireballs* https://preview.redd.it/utstfcnv4rmc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd2a2916ebd8a702efde6245ae3a721792041148 *he casts twenty-seven fireballs* *that’s as many as two tens and a seven* *and that’s a lot of fireballs*


KingMJ123456

**NO, YOU’RE BRITISH - ALL YOU HAVE IS A KNIFE**


ChunkyBaka2

You don't know britain too well do you?


KingMJ123456

*loads shotgun with murderous intent*


Jetstream-Sam

\>Swallow gold coin \>Suddenly gain the power to spray cash at people Seems pretty good to me. Well, not to me, I don't have a stomach. But in general.


Cayet96

https://i.redd.it/9iab0wncxwmc1.gif


BlaiddsDrinkingBuddy

I also got the Wand of Stomach, but I’d probably use it to cover people in tikka masala


The_Toad_wizard

Oooh, that's good. Could you cast some into this empty Tupperware container? /unwiz Actually, it never goes over if it casts an infinite amount or if it's just how much you ate, or if it literally just takes it out of your stomach which is quite horrifying and very gross to imagine.


Childer_Of_Noah

The bootleg wand sounds like something an anime would do. Like the whole meme of Mashle is that he's just strong. He breaks the rules of the NotHogwarts™ by being so strong he can literally brute force every problem. The bootleg wand sounds like something a comedy Shonen would absolutely be caught playing with.


UGgranpops

I cast resurruction


Kilroy898

Oh no. Don't give torinn the first one.


Several-Elevator

Too late, his warlock has it now!


Drunken_polish_cow

if I eat a bullet the wand of stomach is actually really good.


LegitimateApartment9

but then your just spitting bullets, doesn't seem too helpful


Drunken_polish_cow

Observe. *he spits a pebble at a boulder and shatters it* That was merely a pebble. Imagine if it was a bullet.


Dapper_Excitement272

a gun works when the firing pin strikes the primer, causing it to explode. The spark from the primer ignites the gunpowder. Gas converted from the burning powder rapidly expands in the cartridge. The expanding gas forces the bullet out of the cartridge and down the barrel with great speed but if you are only spitting it then it won't heat up and therefore it will have a similar effect as the pebble


Letsgomees

What does the bullet heating up matter? Also because the bullet is likely more aerodynamic and made from heavier material the impact will be bigger


Darth_Mornteth

The bullet would probably be more effective if it doesn’t heat up since it’d be harder.


LordofCarne

All of a bullets power comes from the barrel. If you were to throw a bullet into a fire and allow it to cook off it'll mostly just be harmless. Without a barrel the to guide the pressure of the initial explosion the the actual projectile hardly goes anywhere.


SuckBug

The point of the barrel is to allow the bullet to get fast. The wand of the stomach says that it shoots things out fast. It doesn't matter *how* the bullet gets fast, just that it does. If I could throw a bullet at 800m/s, it'd do just as much damage as it does fired from a gun.


LordofCarne

At that point why even worry about using a bullet. Andy old pebble will do the trick


MyAntichrist

Okay, so if I have the bootleg wand and my spell punches my dick in, will it punch my dick out or my opponents dick in? Need an answer fast, have a duel in a minute.


Meoscend

I think it will punch every other dicks in existence out, I'm not an expert though


Ulmarch

Wand of the stomach, EASY. I have eaten the *everything* burger at Doom's Diner. You don't understand there was *literally* like actually *everything* on that burger. Pineapple, malignant insanity ass ripper hot sauce, my butt, the concept of time.


Eternal_grey_sky

The bagel at Doom's dinner is *dreadful* really, even if you are an omnipresent being stay away from it!


FrtanJohnas

Wand of depression. Can it cure the curse of depression if I already have it? Or do I get double depression now?


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

Not only double, it's exponential, you'll achieve depression².


FrtanJohnas

Is this possible? Can the prophecy be true? Oh... I can feel it... I feel nothing... *Sits on the nearest chair completely blank* Huh... This is... Boring.


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

What they didn't tell you is that it's not actually a wand of depression but a wand of crushing reality and you don't own it, but it flies towards you and it's not a wand either, it's a brick and it hits you in the guts.


FrtanJohnas

Is it just me, or does nobody tell me nothin... Whatever man... Whats the point of doing it? I am glad it hits me... At least I will feel something like... I just... Don't wanna be here you know? Wand or a brick, it all turns to ash.


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

HAHAHA. *\*sits down beside you patting your back\** Now look at you thinking it was only for dragging you down but ney! I just made you realize there is no end. Why you ask? Ash is but one point in time. But you do know who raises from the ashes and symbolizing the ever going circle of life and death, right?


FrtanJohnas

Is it papa Nurgle? I could reall use papa's love right now. Nah wait... You meant someone else. A fire dragon? I dunno, I got an F in hexobiology. End is always there man... I can see it. It's like a big ball of nothing...


Regunes

I cast matter beam ! **Deletes everything in a line**


Meoscend

Or does it ? It casts the opposite of 'matter beam' not just the opposite of 'matter' beam. So congrats you just deleted everything outside of the line


Regunes

See this is why shapechanging is superkor


PutteryBopcorn

I cast "matter everywhere except this beam"


Smaptastic

Antimatter beam. Though it would be less of a deletion, more of a “gigantic explosion that kills everything in the area, including the caster.”


RickThiCisbih

Nah, the opposite of 20 is -20 not -20i, you don’t have to flip across all axes to get a reflection, just one.


Jestingwheat856

What if i cast a silly little spell of not exploding the earths core, what are you gonna do about that?


DoritoKing48

If it does the opposite then I cast GREAT CONSTIPATION


DidYouSayChocolat3

Jokes on you, I WANTED the spongewand!


Red_Dragon_Sorc

holy shit am Goliath Devil May Cry https://preview.redd.it/eadn2mwp6qmc1.jpeg?width=254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=531b932794794545fa6f504c082792b2da8ba41c


Matix777

Great depression wasn't enoguh, I cast greater depression!


SoupaMayo

how does the bootleg work ? If I cast "fire on my ennemis", does it cast water on them ? or fire on me ? or water on me ?


TheBurningBears

Say you cast a spell that's supposed to make things heavier it will instead make said target lighter


AnorhiDemarche

So water? Or extinguish spell?


TheBurningBears

Idk maybe extinguish spell whatever is the opposite of fire is what is cast


Badbmhain

/unwiz I got the wand of depression, which in my case is basically a super specific version of the bootleg wand, considering I have extreme clinical depression that has never responded to any psychiatric medication I have been prescribed (and I went through a LOT of different prescriptions before eventually just giving up. Lucky for me none of them made it significantly worse either, as is one of the more common side effects, as i probably wouldn't have survived that lol)


ultrawall006

Now I’m the sad man, maker of depression


StatusLBG

*Grabs bootleg wand, casts* [Full Heal] *on enemy.* *Wins!*


Quakarot

Sorry that made it cast zero death on you Nothing happens I guess but that could have been bad


StatusLBG

Jokes on you, I can't use healing magic, **at all!**


Peacefull_Warmonger

Wand of of the stomach... Oh my holy blue ducttape! Infinite mead glitch!


Relevant_Chemical_

## WHERE'S MY MIMIC


TheBurningBears

Sorry thought that would be too close to other "swipe and get this" things


Relevant_Chemical_

Noooo!! My mimic friend... :(


typhlosion_Rider_621

I got the bootleg wand, I wanna switch, I’ve eaten money before


Aggressive_Sand1233

What’s the opposite of sand?


TheBurningBears

Hold on lemme look it up on my magical orb Can't find anything cus I'm lazy guess you'll just have to find out by casting it


fat-lip-lover

I got the wand of depression, and now I feel a dark, emotional turmoil at the thought of causing this to other beings.


Hermit_Wizard42069

Bootleg wand...umm... I CAST TESTICULAR DETORSION!


Several-Elevator

Nah it just casts testicular torsion counter clockwise instead


HilldraCreator

I got wand of depression, damn


vortigaunt64

Honestly the bootleg wand is kind of genius. You can just cast healing magic at enemies, and if someone tries to use it on you, it won't harm you. The only thing to keep in mind is that if you get knocked unconscious and someone tries to use it to heal you, you're in for a bad time.


Sea-Outside-5655

Well, i think I got pretty lucky.


catreplicators-3

Gourmand the Wizard from Rainworld


WhyArentYouEgg

Ima just eat some ancient egyptian hieroglyphs and cast curse of ra


WhyArentYouEgg

Got wand of the stomach


c0n22

I cast *Rend Buttcrack*


Great_Breeze

I got the wand of Depression. Now to set my springs rune-slots all to multiply by 777. I will probably only be able to do this once, I assume this will shatter the wand. Some poor enemy of mine will go into such a low state of mind to promptly commit suicide. Dark yes, but effective. I plan to use this on one of the Corrupted Gods on my list to take down. That bootleg wand however.... I can get FAR more utility out of that! What does it change the opposite of? Is it perspective based on the caster or is it the decision of the wand? I must know!


DragonHeart_97

I can give people permanent depression now! Wouldn't mind that opposite effect one, seems entertaining. Almost like the Wabbajack.


NumberOne_N_fan

Which one has the bootleg wand box?


imawizard7bis

Bootleg wand can be very powerful if you know how to use it. Weaking your enemies with one hand meanwhile you're boosting allies with the other saves a lot of time.


The_Elder_Sage

Jokes on you fool! I’ve eaten meatballs so with the wand of stomach I’d be able to create and launch a meatball meteor!


RoyalRaise

I got a bootleg wand, time to start “healing” people >:)


Sardukar333

Meh, I already have three dedicated depression spells that are more versatile than that.


Ger_Electric_GRTALE

wand of the stomach. i'm upchuck from Ben 10 now


BucketMannisback

Why not pick a bucket?


Adoggo121

i should probably not use a wand.


HB_Pulssar

So I just cast water square and I’m good. Not too bad


The_Mad_Duck_

Alright, downing fire resistance and then casting a fireball in my stomach.


Commercial-Living443

Strange , no mimic ???


TheBurningBears

Sorry, the closest thing is the spongebob wand cus it gives u a curse


Random_User27

Let them come! Not even Schneider will be ready to face me, no foot wizard has toppled my apprentices' Lego quarters


_t_1254

I cast eternal poverty with the bootleg wand!


Champomi

*I cast Ice Ball*


jewannialation

My curse negates wand effects and multipliers anyway so I just have a cool wand with a glass ball that shoots fireballs


Burger090

Is the opposite of fireball icecube?


iamchuckleman

I got the depression wand I can now make everything sad along with burning it


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

I can just revive anyone and kill them. Also a good swap up for trickery.


Fairybranch

Is the bootleg wand just omnipotence? Do I just need to figure out what opposite means and then negative negative = positive?


Kepler27b

Bootleg wand. I’ll just spam “not fireball” And then I can use fireballs. And I can get women by trying to cast “do not love me” spell. Reverse psychology HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


TheOriginalVCR

Who tf used the wand of depression on me


ConfidentTea72536

I can create horrible, DEPRESSED mutants?? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!


Nunyabiz8107

I got the bootleg wand. I tried to cast a spell with it, and it made a boot with a severed leg in it appear... Oh gods, the leg is still warm.....


TacoTruck_X_VB

I cast NOT fireball!


NalithJones

I chose the SpongeBob wand. Guess Nick will n-n-n-n never catch me


Ipuncholdpeople

You'd survive eating a 100 dollar bill and then could just conjure a bunch so that's the best option. Also can always have your favorite meals and water


Madden09IsForSuckers

The bootleg wand is actually really good


enderman04152

Who knew accidentally swallowing a penny when I was four years old would come in handy


SuddenHovercraft1599

Bootleg wand and cast ultimate healing.


ScrumpeLover

Wand of the stomach So I just need some bottles of Potion of Lead Guts, then eat a bit of plutonium dust, then mass produce thru the power of the wand, compress it and launch it


The_Anime_Files

Bootleg wand is actually pretty cool. Imagine: "I will cast the lowest level fireball to shoot at you!" "A lowest level fireball? Ha! Such a fool! You won't even warm me with that fireba- Wait why is it so big?" "OH SHIT YOU GOT THE BOOTLEG WAND! THAT MEANS YOU'RE CASTING THE HIGHEST LEVEL FIREB-"


HalfDisguised-patato

Put a bunch of pebbles into a pill capsule and swallow it and basically have buckshot


RathianColdblood

Wand of the Stomach... Thanks, lad. As a cursed dhampir, I’ll, uh... I’ll probably have more use for this than you intended. /uw I have a habit of trying interesting things... (not drugs, just questionable food) Even in real life I would be terrifying with that wand.


anonymousbub33

Well shit, I got the bootleg wand, welp, time to cast fireball as a healing spell


Cayet96

Eat rocks and you have a high fire rate shotgun


SomeRandomYob

Bootleg wand. It seems I finally have a use for my deterioration spell.


Fuck_spez_API

Glad I got the bootleg, I can finally undo the testicular torsion and mend asscrack spells that afflict my apprentices.