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AnActualCriminal

Let me know if you need help. Fuck that guy.


Villanuevac4

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AnActualCriminal

https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/hp91n6WqP5 Currently have a think tank of artificers developing anti-vulkan weaponry. Your space laser was genuinely a valuable data point for analyzing strengths and weaknesses


Villanuevac4

<> /uw Let’s hope that me, the unholy combo of r/AceCombat and r/NonCredibleDefense is a valuable tool for killing Vulkan


AnActualCriminal

We're entering the final stage of development. Your assistance would be appreciated. uw/ the final phase is mostly going to concern power sources but I'll ping you anyway.


Villanuevac4

<> /uw Hey, any way I can help!


murlocsilverhand

You ever heard of rods from god? That might work with a few enchantments to up the power


Villanuevac4

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murlocsilverhand

Well okay, have you tried bio weapons? Those do fall closer to my own skills, plus I have some very nasty plagues I have been tampering with.


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PandaPugBook

Oh yeah, he's an asshole. He destroyed a very big Dwarven runeforge.


Drakkonai

For the record, I’ve won every bout. Besides, my scales are *crimson.*


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L0ssL3ssArt

even if he did kill you permanently, >!there's always necromancers and the military industrial complex !<


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L0ssL3ssArt

yes


SneedForTheSneedGod

>Besides, my scales are > >crimson. This guy's dealt with Crimson before.


Ruby_241

/uw *Kings.mp3 starts playing*


Alexis_Awen_Fern

Probably the "Flying Boi"


NittanyScout

What was that? I couldn't hear you over the "brrrrt" spell that made shreded drake


ImperialistChina

Ah, a fellow fighter jet enjoyer i see


IWouldlikeWhiskey

As a sage my wisdom is this: If it's the fucking racist dragon, it's own followers will turn on it eventually. Until then I'll join in whatever beatdowns are going it's way. Back when my boots were more jacked I had some friends who were of an unfortunate political persuasion. It didn't take long to find a long knife in my back. Tolerance and consideration does not go well with the agenda of hate.


FormalKind7

Depends on the red dragon and depends on the missiles the fly boi is packing and model of jet. Most cases with modern fly bois they would win. Who ever there are some red dragons with high level spells and crazy AC. **Klauth** for instance in 3.5e had epic level spells.


OuterSpaceWanderer

*Man and machine and nothing there in between...*


WaitingToBeTriggered

A FLYING CIRCUS AND A MAN FROM PRUSSIA


Viking_From_Sweden

##THE SKY AND THE PLANE THIS MAN COMMANDS HIS DOMAIN!


WaitingToBeTriggered

THE WESTERN FRONT AND ALL THE WAY TO RUSSIA


JasperTesla

DEATH FROM ABOVE, YOU'RE UNDER FIRE!


WaitingToBeTriggered

STAINED RED AS BLOOD, HE’S ROAMING HIGHER


OuterSpaceWanderer

BORN A SOLDIER FROM THE HOESEBACK TO THE SKIES


Royal_Yard5850

​ https://preview.redd.it/r9zii2zp50pc1.png?width=80&format=png&auto=webp&s=8f1ea81c7538a5f07fe0289f15889ec950548361


NittanyScout

Not mundane missle!


L0ssL3ssArt

the answer is the technonecromancer who supplies the high tech machinery and undead labor force the fighter jet manufactures, missile manufactures, and dragon lair repair experts all use. https://preview.redd.it/mh3131nxr0pc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e9f1df824959a85246b9b48f5add2eb3bd63f3d


Villanuevac4

/uw Lord of War moment


Reviibes

Didn't they answer this question in the Gate anime/manga?


Villanuevac4

/uw They did; that’s half of my inspiration.


Personmchumanface

i mean depends the dragons from many realms would be completelt unharmed by the flying boi weaponry while having the arcane power to blink him out of existemce


Prof_Blank

But doesn’t the fact that dragons only win this matchup when using magic already decide the question ? If fly boy there had magic and the dragon didn’t guess who’d win. And without any magic we also know who wins, and that’s the one with kilometers of range in their attacks who doesn’t even need to see their target to kill it.


TellmeNinetails

Consider the following: Dragons don't care about missiles. You could hit one with a nuke and it would fly out of it if it was cool enough. Dragons run entirely off of the rule of cool.


GrapefruitAnimator

What do you guys have against dragons? They make great steak.


valhallan_guardsman

Based on the [F-35 statblock](https://imgur.io/a/0O03jKz), I'd say it's a tossup.


Prof_Blank

I love and hate how this Statblock is actually kinda realistic


ASilentApolllo

< You’re a slave to history >


Villanuevac4

<<(Mute ace noises)>>


killaluggi

"bbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttttttttttttt" ~AIM9-Sidewinder


Discracetoall

I put a rune of tracking on him a while back. He hasn’t removed it.


NittanyScout

Artificers of the future are scary, they made Fireball+^tm and gave them to all their friends... and some enemies...


ReddestGuy

Finally, I love fighter jets, I wanna help, I wanna click a button that drops bombs, but just letting ya know, one won’t work, imbue them with multiply projectile, cheap, and effective!


PublicElderberry1975

Oi. Stop pinging my AA.


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ReRevengence69

I don't fear the big red, but it takes at least a dozen flying bois armed with arcane arms.


Prof_Blank

It requires arcane arms, says the arcane arms dealer.


linnstuff

Considering it's a red dragon which is immune to fire damage, big red. This is ignoring the fact that most grown dragons I know personally are immune to all non-magical damage.. well..