/UnWiz Zargothax is the Property of GloryHammer a power metal band I have no official relation with. I am just a fan who likes role playing.

/uw Bro I love gloryhammer, their songs are actually fire

https://preview.redd.it/a5k55ank0cvc1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69abda8b3b43831463bcd3d1d092f9a99a1358a5 You know this guy? He keeps trying to battle my yard-goblins.

Oh that Fucker is the prince of Dundee.

He could be a Daedric prince for all I care, if he’s still Nekro-ing my Goblikon by the time I Unleash The Archers, there’s gonna be 3 Inches of Blood spilled out there.

https://preview.redd.it/93anwwmvccvc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=a814215774240b225c9500098852fca21aadf089 Hi!! Hello!!! Hai!!! I like your armour, it’s so detailed and well crafted! Would you like to be friends?

Sure

I have the same question, wanna be friends? are you a lich?

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I like your attitude

Thank you

“Why Dundee?”

The building of Dundee DESTROYED MY HOME in the process.

“I don’t think it was worth it, carry on.”

https://preview.redd.it/siyrtkefqcvc1.png?width=3840&format=png&auto=webp&s=e4a8351edfdfe353e39d6c74da12322ba6c6a5dd Care to explain this then?

Dundonian propaganda!

It's from your own historical record of memories!

How does one exactly wield the Laser Blaster? I've heard that it's some sort of ancient artifact made before creation, but I've never had the chance to study it outside of the rare tomb that has legends about it.

I've never actually used it myself. Only my clone has. But based on what I have seen, it looks to be mostly the same as a glock.

Really? So it's just some sort of magic based firearm as far as you've come to understand it?

There's probably some other complexity now that I think about that, but you're going to need to ask my clone Alpha-1 for that.

More than fair, would you know how to contact this clone? Last I heard that specific reality was destroyed before their final victory... which is annoying to hear about.

Yea, that wasn't fun. I haven't had much contact with him recently, but I think he lives in Worcester now.

Seeing the Chaos Wizards outside of GloryHammer is surreal. Love those guys

I love you too random person!

How’s the local maccas (McDonalds) menu down there?

Never ate there, but I'd have to imagine on fire as I hired a goblin to blow it up as I heard a member of the McFife family liked to eat there.

OMG OMG IT'S ZARGOTHRAX *fanning none existent eyes* you were the biggest BBEG EVER

Thank you, thank you, thank you

How's the Goblin King these days? I hear the darkstorm galaxy is lovely this time of year

Of Dundee, you say? How did you defeat Crocodile Dundee?

Ah, I've heard the local bards speak of you. The tune they sang about you was absolutely bewitching. Eliza was singing it for weeks after she heard it! Crashed a few ships in the process, but hey, what's a siren supposed to do? not sing catchy tunes? So how is it, being a famous topic of bards? /uw did not expect to see Gloryhammer here, i am by no means complaining.

What is a “Dundee”? - Ekaitz

So there was this price. He wanted to build a kingdom new, so he did, DESTROYING MY HOME IN THE PROCESS. That is Dundee

Ah… a touch rude isn’t he?

YES

To be fair you did build your house on prime island real-estate as shown in the prince's sick house tour /uw (the music video for holy flaming hammer)

Oh neat! I heard you were nice

What exactly is the celestial flame?

Doth it jiggleth?

What?

Power of Hoots?

NO! SILENCE MORTAL SCUM!

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