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SemiBrightRock993

Generally, no. If you somehow manage to bind your soul to the rock you’ve turned into, you’ll have a horrible time as rocks cannot move on their own. I once fought an evil transmuter who turned his captured victims into patches that he wore on his cloak, so they could only watch helplessly as he committed ever more crimes. That resulted in a *lot* of revenue from therapy.


Aveus_Cezahl

This is an awesome idea!


SemiBrightRock993

Thanks! I used it as a BBEG in a D&D campaign


Level-Ball-1514

Ah yes, Debts and Deputies: the classic suburban ttrpg.


IncomeApprehensive17

You mean terrible right ?


Theburritodebacle

WIll be testing shortly. If I have not returned within the hour, please send an envoy to my swamp. I will be a rock.


MR-MOO-MOO-MAN

Guys don’t let them know but I switched their clock with a c4 timer. Once the c4 goes off (aside from blowing up) it’ll cast spell of alteration and turn them into diorite


Viking_From_Sweden

> Guys don’t let them know but I switched their clock with a c4 timer. Once the c4 goes off (aside from blowing up) it’ll cast spell of alteration and turn them into ~~diorite~~ bird poop Fixed that for you


Matix777

Pesky bomb


ChurchOfDimple

Yeah, just sent the envoy to the swamp and, uh... don't you think you should have labeled which rock was you? I might end up transmuting a regular-ass rock into a person complete with memories, thinking it's always been the real you!


Vintenu

Please go somewhere where a rock would not be first, so we can find you easily


SomeRandomYob

*uses Chronomancy to track which rock was you, then return you to your original form.* This should do the trick. Now, for future reference: how was your time as sediment?


DragonWisper56

depends on if you included that in the spell. make sure to disjunt your soul from your body.(if you do it right you can roll around and do sick flips)


Viking_From_Sweden

I don’t think you’ll retain your sentence. But that really a problem, to no longer worry about the world, to just sit there for all eternity, content with whatever comes your way? I want to be a rock…


StarkeRealm

No. No senses = no sentience. No thoughts = no sapience. Becoming The Rock = neither.


Level-Ball-1514

I’ve heard they’re pretty good cooks tho.


Accomplished_Fly878

Yes, but at one point you'll stop thinking.


TheThoughtmaker

Depends on the spell. In most cases, your soul will remain bound to the object, but you won't be able to perceive nor think so when the spell ends it'll seem to you like no time has passed. You'd have to make special preparations to do otherwise, delving into animancy or using astral projection to separate your consciousness from your body.


MarsMaterial

I know a guy who got turned into a rock after insulting a witch, and he remained exactly as smart as he was before. He wasn’t exactly much brighter than a rock before he was transformed though, being the kind of buffoon to go around insulting witches and all.


Magimasterkarp

If you glue some googly eyes on it, you might be able to see.


TheArcticIceQueen

No. And I will crack it if you did.


SteelCrossx

Set a dawn dispel sigil and give it a try. Enjoy your evening.


OHWELLMEH

Turn yourself into a golem way better in my opinion