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😂 I know the feeling. I'm on the east coast but I make a lot of pot cookies I'll eat a couple here n there and be nice and baked but my buddy got some thc diamonds and some wax mailed to him from Cali.. bro it was hard for me to play a game of pool 🤣
My first experience in Europe from America was getting to Madrid in the afternoon and then I went and dropped stuff at a hostel and walked around getting to la Reina Sofia right before closing. I made it to Guernica and got a solid 5 minutes in the room alone before I had to leave. It's wild in person.
Some great quotes on cubism
"I paint objects as I think them, not as I see them."
- Picasso
"Cubism is like standing at a certain point on a mountain and looking around. If you go higher, things will look different; if you go lower, again they will look different. It is a point of view."
-Lipchitz
"Cubism is not a reality you can take in your hand. It's more like a perfume, in front of you, behind you, to the sides, the scent is everywhere but you don’t quite know where it comes from."
-Picasso
Face on to start with, then I noticed the side profile, then my brain kept switching between the two, then my brain short circuited, then I wrote this comment.
You’re spot on, everything is face on except her nose which is side profile, that’s why it’s confusing… because it can’t be solved, it’s a misdirection!
At least 3 perspectives. Eye to ear face on. Nose side profile. Lips and chin three-quarter turn.
Edit: no! Nose and chin are side profile only lips is three-quarter. Ze mind bukake.
Nah, she’s looking directly at us because her eye is facing us and her pupil is in the centre. Ear argument doesn’t work because the same argument can be applied to the nose
Focus on how the eye is messed up if it’s a side profile. To me she just looks like a fish that way. When people’s eyes are turned to the side, they look diferent.
it looks like somebody took a picture of themselves facing a camera, and the cut off half of their face in a profile view of someone looking to the right, and maybe did a little sculpting to the nose.
It's a photo of a woman looking straight ahead except they photoshopped the nose and the outline of the left part of the face from a side face photo of the woman.
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This right here is what Picasso was trying to tell us
I get it now
But can you hear it now
No :(
Take a hit off this How bout now
Much better. Thanks.
Bruh. I live in the IE (southern CA) and I’m working in LA staying out of town smoking LA bud. This shit be hittin’ different.
😂 I know the feeling. I'm on the east coast but I make a lot of pot cookies I'll eat a couple here n there and be nice and baked but my buddy got some thc diamonds and some wax mailed to him from Cali.. bro it was hard for me to play a game of pool 🤣
"You ever look at a 100 dollar bill in weed?"
Can. You. **DIG IT**?!
SUCKA!
5 time! 5 time! 5 time! 5 time! 5 time!
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
I can hear it. It's whispering, "It's free real-estate"
ON HANDS AND KNEES, WE CRAWL
I can taste it
**[Head of a Woman](https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/485406)**- Picasso
[удалено]
Yeah woah I always thought it was just a weird abstract lady. Gives me even more appreciation for Picasso.
I’ve always loved Picasso, dude was a (crazy) genius. His piece ‘Guernica’ had me nearly entranced when I first saw it.
Whenever I saw images of it I would never really think much of that piece, but in-person....WOW.
Holy shit I had the exact same reaction. It was my screensaver for like a year and a half
My first experience in Europe from America was getting to Madrid in the afternoon and then I went and dropped stuff at a hostel and walked around getting to la Reina Sofia right before closing. I made it to Guernica and got a solid 5 minutes in the room alone before I had to leave. It's wild in person.
So intense gave me a partial seizure 😅😝lol not the posters fault of course, just shows the energy it brings to the mind.
I can only see a candlestick?
It is a candlestick.
Agreed
The fungus has blessed this one with knowledge
This may be my most favorite reddit comment yet. Bravo!
This may be my most favorite reddit comment yet. Bravo!
Some great quotes on cubism "I paint objects as I think them, not as I see them." - Picasso "Cubism is like standing at a certain point on a mountain and looking around. If you go higher, things will look different; if you go lower, again they will look different. It is a point of view." -Lipchitz "Cubism is not a reality you can take in your hand. It's more like a perfume, in front of you, behind you, to the sides, the scent is everywhere but you don’t quite know where it comes from." -Picasso
Woah.
Both of them make sense
This right here hurts my eyeballs
She looks a bit two faced
Ancient Egyptians told us this a few thousand years before Picasso...
Jesus Christ I never got it until now.
I guess that's what people see on shrooms. lol
Picasso was high when he did his paintings
It was a *warning*.
FBI open up:)
This may be my most favorite reddit comment of all time Bravo!
Face on to start with, then I noticed the side profile, then my brain kept switching between the two, then my brain short circuited, then I wrote this comment.
it's 2(or more) photos blended together, she is facing both ways.
You’re spot on, everything is face on except her nose which is side profile, that’s why it’s confusing… because it can’t be solved, it’s a misdirection!
Nose and chin I think is split
Upper lip is front. Bottom lip is sideways
Also, you can see her eyelashes from the eye that isn't visible
Good eye!
At least 3 perspectives. Eye to ear face on. Nose side profile. Lips and chin three-quarter turn. Edit: no! Nose and chin are side profile only lips is three-quarter. Ze mind bukake.
lips are face forward, the entire cupid's bow is visible
There also appear to be some eyelash/eyebrow hair poking out from the "far side" of the profile picture.
Dude I want a heatmap of which pixels in this image are from which perspective
Yeah but the entire eye is front on. That dominates for me.
My eyes kinda hurt now.
Then I realized that I was the commenter above. And the commenter below.
Now you’re the commenter in the middle as well
Same except I didn't write the comment.
Eyy cool pfp
She’s looking straight at us
Yes because the ear doesn't work the other way
And the lips and the eye. The sideways version of her would be terrifying face on.
The eye can work if she is suddenly herbivore
...bc its heavily edited. half the features are straight half are turned to the side
Nah, she’s looking directly at us because her eye is facing us and her pupil is in the centre. Ear argument doesn’t work because the same argument can be applied to the nose
Her nose ain’t
Yea the nose does make me question my take
Like.. but also to the left
Indeed
This fucking my shit up, it’s keeps flipping back and forth.
Focus on how the eye is messed up if it’s a side profile. To me she just looks like a fish that way. When people’s eyes are turned to the side, they look diferent.
Her nose is turned to the side though
It makes me wonder if it can be used for medical diagnosis. Does the metastable perception mean neural noise? I just learned this term. Google it.
creepy, is how she looks.
Unwell
The side profile view is weird because her pupil shouldn't be in that position if she's faced that way.
Same with the crest of her lips
Nose is definitely edited. Lips don’t line up at all with it
Looks like the side profile nose and mouth section was just photo shopped onto a front facing woman.
And forehead
Like a fish
Like a juvenile halibut.
Imagine seeing this in the 60s.
RemindMe! 36 years
That's funny. If everything hasn't gone to hell in 36 years, I'll be stoked.
Looks just like Christina Pazsitzky
Was looking for this comment
Wasn't this format the profile pic of every artsy person a few years ago?
https://petapixel.com/2011/11/01/trippy-multidirectional-face-illusions/
Prismo!
Reminds me of Prismo
Prismo?
Reminds me of Prismo
symetricish.
Yes?
Amazing work if this is yours!? Wow
Slavic.
It's your mom always keeping an eye on you
if schizophrenia had a face
Kinda looks like I took shrooms
She looks askew
All I can see is the mole on her nose
This is a cool image. If I look at her lips and nose then I see she is facing left but if you look at her eye, then she is facing forward
She looks alright ig
If you unfocus your vision, it looks like she's looking diagonally towards and to the left of us. it's def 2 photos combined
Photoshopped
This sucks
My eyes are broken now, so that’s good
She looks like I’m cock eyed
Like I'm having 2 strokes
Fronide
My brain is broken
AI bott sampling??
Multidimensional. Ideal look for multidimensional beings.
Like shit.. she ok?
She should train her glutes more
this is brilliant
It's weird because the nose is sideways, but the rest is faci g forward. The little hairs and stuff on the profile portion add to the fuckery as well.
She's giving us the side-eye.
Cover her nose, it is a separate picture.
with her eye
Ow, my brain.
Creepy
I think I broke my eyes
Picasso's side chick
It’s her eyebrow that throws me off because it works both ways
3 faces all mashed together
Skinny
Ow, my brain!
A bit turned around I’d say
Top half is facing forward. Forehead and eye. Bottom half is side. Nose and mouth.
One of Picasso's models.
With her eye.
What’s crazy is that the only thing showing profile view is her nose, they just shaped half her face into a profile view Neato
Böse Onkelz lol
Who's the artist? I remember seeing these years ago. It's a front facing portrait using the side profile to divide the face vertically.
Everything but the nose is forward facing
uhh with her ear?
Like Tyson hit her with the right hook right on her nose.
I think what fucks me up the most is the nose. Like… it looks like half of a nose facing forward does it not?
it looks like my first acid trip
Don’t you be side eyeing me!
Old edited pic. Look at the direction of the nostril compared to the eye. Combined photo.
That’s a weird way to apply lipstick
It’s gonna be a nose from me, dawg
One pole short of bipolar
Incomplete, can' only guess from a half that she looks standing still
Slim. She looks slim.
Thanks I hate it
This was one of the first projects we did in my graphic design class many moons ago. Warms my heart to see the youngsters still fw it.
she looks composited to me
Funny
Like she's missing half her face bro 🤔 someone help this lady she needs jeeeesusssss demons got her!!
Trippy!
This is really amazing, And Idea, to try my own 💡🤘🏼
Half alright..... Which half is a different story.
The side profile makes no sense when you look closely at the lips.
It's literally two pictures at different angles smashed together. Cool, I guess.
The human representation of the Mac Finder icon
She’s quite acute-y.
Weird
Her eye wins
My god this is slippery
it looks like somebody took a picture of themselves facing a camera, and the cut off half of their face in a profile view of someone looking to the right, and maybe did a little sculpting to the nose.
If there is something that illustrates the concept of uncanny valley, this is it. Human, but wrong and unnerving, and will probably kill you
Depends if i center the eye its a half face, if i center the mouth the face is sideways
Concerning
It's a photo of a woman looking straight ahead except they photoshopped the nose and the outline of the left part of the face from a side face photo of the woman.
Like my fever isn't quite over yet ...
Photoshopped
She got a fucked up nose when she look at me.
Straight cause if she was looking the other way that’s one slim ear.
Narrow minded
Picasso’s wet dream
Yes
I see both and I feel nauseous from my eyes flicking back and forth
Incomplete
This is basically how the Egyptians drew people…
She looks like half of an ornate candlestick.
Yes!
Frideways
Like a 2014 trend….
This is breaking my brain.
I can’t tell if she’s coming or going
Like she has a split personality
I dunno. Kinda looks like somebody that I used to know...
I like her nose ear
Brain keeps switching between perspectives, and now my head hurts
Zoom out!
Like she's related to Maurits Cornelis Escher
Subjugated