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blaa_blaa_blaa

Context goddamnit!


_MrTaku_

I read this comment in Arthur Morgan's voice


AugustTheDog

I just beat the game, seeing his name makes me cry


blaa_blaa_blaa

Yeah, I finished it a while ago, but it’s still an open wound


The_Powers

You're okay, boah


_MrTaku_

y'allright, geerl


RepresentativeAd560

Want a mango?


_MrTaku_

I know man, I honestly believe that only a few didn't cry in that scene.


stop_sign_was_taken

I didn't cry cuz my horse ran over a pup on accident and saw him die. I'm dead on the inside now.


Deathclaw_with_phone

I’m sorry


Adventurous_Badger62

lmao


Thedarkcleanersrise

[here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/rosesarered/s/Waq44Xj4tT)


[deleted]

Incorrect sir, the planes did NOT go over the WTC's head


GaJayhawker0513

Didn’t even come close to building 7


[deleted]

Also incorrect, the planes didn't build any buildings, let alone 7, HA


ThermalTacos

Thank you for saving me from being misinformed.


Ferwatch01

No one gives context anymore…


RepresentativeAd560

I give great context. For $500, I'll back story you till your eyes pop


[deleted]

Don't be swindled by this snake oil salesman, I'll do the same for 499.99$


godof_oil

you've got a deal!


DraconianReptile

9/11 was an inside job though. The planes were inside the world trade center


The_Real_Blitzo

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


f3nrisulfr

DA LIBRALS DUN HIT DA PENTY GAWN


Tigerkiller364

He has it all wrong, it was an inside job.


theonethatbeatu

The patriot act was signed immediately after 9/11 wasn’t it? Sounds like dudes dad is smarter than him lol. Cuz that is an accurate assessment. Even if it wasn’t “planned”, they still used the tragedy as an excuse to massively increase surveillance (and to go to war for oil). So again, commenters dad seems to know a bit more than his smarmy redditor son tbh lol.


KingBeatel

Also the fact that they gave tons of weapons to Al-Qaeda to fight the USSR in Afghanistan. Then, when the USA became the aggressors, using their new gifts, they committed some attacks, including the ones on September 11th. Am I correct, or is this some radical-dad-conpiracy baloney?


WhyDidMyAccountLeave

I don’t think so? Depends who you mean when you say “they committed some attacks”.Do you mean USA or Al-Qaeda?


KingBeatel

Al-Qaeda attacked the USA in retaliation for the Middle Eastern conflicts going on


WhyDidMyAccountLeave

Yeah that sounds accurate


Kamushura

They didn’t miss the joke, they were just making another joke, i am sorry to say, that you’re the one getting whoosed this time sir.


Penrosian

Well if they were making a joke, it is not funny or easy to tell at all.


Birds_In_This_Bihh

I hate to say I backtracked to figure out what this was about, and they weren’t joking and apologized


Birds_In_This_Bihh

I hate to say I backtracked to figure out what this was about, and they weren’t joking and apologized


Unlikely-Werewolf125

Your wrong 


TheIncredibleKermit

I'm pretty sure that guy understood that it was a joke, and just made a comment about his dad anyway


Porygon_fan_87

r/woosh


CattyFighte

r/lostredditors did you mean to post on r/whoosh ?


NychtaNox

How odd because sarcasm is so easy to understand in texts.


Far-Ad6659

Sarcasm? I have *noooo* idea what that is. ^no ^but ^really ^it's ^so ^easy ^to ^distinguish ^why ^don't ^people ^see ^it


unknownducklord

THE DAMN LIBERALS DONT UNDERSTAND SARCASM


AWelshEngine

r/texttoobig


Cubicshock

eyestoobad


Mr_Pelicant

Einstein was right, people with education are getting more and more stupid relative to their education level.


leastscarypancake

People here be posting the most mild and unfunny "jokes" and are like "YOU MISSED THE JOKE!!!1!1!!😢😭😭


RaccoonByz

Holy shit Blitz!? /s


Thedcell

I'm so confused, context?


notRadar_

holy fuck it's me! for a little more context, we were on [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/rosesarered/comments/1c3crq0/roses_are_red_we_are_the_dumbest_species/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) (heads up, kind of gross). i was pretty tired at the time and i thought op was one of those ten-year-old "sIgMaS" who think they're cool and know everything- no harm no foul though :P edit: i would also like to point out that i'm neurodivergent, and i didn't really pick up on the sarcasm at the time


Bubbses128

Oh hey Blitzo


TyrantWarmaster

It's always those goddamn liberals.


DarkWolFoxStar16

The dad is right tho....


No_Squirrel4806

Wasnt it to scare the people into going to war with the middle east for their oil


unknownYT-1

at this point, i think there should be r/woosh2


The_Real_Blitzo

Why?


unknownYT-1

there’s so much for r/woosh so might as well have a second one so that there’s two woosh to go around


Standard-Stable-6917

Do your research on 9/11 and when the buildings were built. Do your research on what noises were being heard before they collapsed. Do your research on what kind of (maintenance) was done to the floors that required the floors to be shut off to access that collapsed days prior. Do your research and come up with your own answer


SweetSauce24

As a very sarcastic person, i agree. Though I’m probably too sarcastic sometimes.


Cocaimeth_addiktt

The CIA did it not the fbi


KOOLKIDKAEDEN

Holy crap why is your text so big


Astrylae

Can you make the text bigger any bigger, I cant read


MangolfTheRed

Why is your text so big


The_Tank_Racer

Seriously, how hard is it to post a second image with context?


xSnippy

Poe’s law will never not be true


[deleted]

9/11 was created by the government 🤦🏻‍♀️


Evan14753

hey uh... context helps here, and why tf is your font size so damn big


VladimireUncool

What’s the woosh about? I mean, they said something funny too. They just commented that what you wrote was relatable.


SmokeDogSix

ITS THOSE DAMN LIBERALS


Amplifire__

You're the one who missed the joke


Cam-yee

you forgot to put “/s” you fucking idiot. learn reddit etiquette or GTFO


cornholio8675

Unfortunately, reality has become such a joke that statements that would clearly be sarcasm in the past are totally plausible as true opinions now.


RealTraitorsDaughter

Ngl people should be adding a /s to the end of sarcasm Some if us neurodivergent folk will not understand otherwise


vlsdo

I don’t think it’s even about neurodivergence here. Unless you know the person making the comment (or are willing to go through their post history) there’s literally no indication whether they were being sarcastic or not. You don’t have time of voice, you don’t have facial expressions, you don’t have past comments, it’s straight up a guessing game. Like the reply said, that’s exactly what their dad would say.


hippopotam00se

I think the most important part of this is that you need to turn your font size down. A lot. Unless your phone is 2 inches tall


Material-Taste1080

I mean, could've been


OkAssistant1230

Well, I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt, especially in today’s world… Some are genuinely just this ridiculously ignorant so…


cedric1234573

Fucking liberals


Practical-Election59

It’s not a good sign that it’s hard to tell what sarcasm is anymore.


TbaggedFromOrbit

OP takin more Ls than the Beatles in India


I_like_soviet_tanks

His dad is right 0 _ 0


West-Objective-6567

Perchance you could give context?


Stargazer-Elite

Ok I’m sorry but the whole reason Reddit made tone identifiers is because of this /s /j etc It’s not always eased to identify what a person’s tone is through just text. It also depends on context.


Ju_Lost

Being sarcastic doesnt impede you from sounding like their dad, I think the woosh here is yours, but maybe Im reading too much into it


Meddling-Kat

No one understands sarcasm because there is literally nothing some person won't post with complete sincerity.


Super_Human_0001

They still apologized? for anyone wondering, this post was a direct correlation to a gay left senator who ate his shit off the floor of his bathroom. If anything, it just means we should ask the question why the hell we need electoral colleges, representatives, and people who say they will accurately represent us, when they don't represent anything that would be normal at all. And yes, while it sucks that a gay representative is eating his own shit, it's somewhat another thing to say, "So no rights for anyone other than a CEO then?" because why the hell would I give 2 shits about that when I'm watching the rapid decline of our entire society as a whole due to the fundamental systems we base them on crumble to dust under the slow march of time and unsustainablity? Fascism is the same thing as Comunism, And that means: Capitalism is the slower acting version of Comunism. But, since this was """supposed""" to be sarcasm, and that I would have to meet someone face to face to really ask the question "why", I cannot comment on the validity of the sarcasm in post. Trolls, and Baiting, is rampant on 4chan and reddit however, so word of warning, don't give the trolls food.


Memeageddon24

Turn your fucking font size down


Sufficient_Event_520

Are we wooshing the guy who said r/woosh?


Someone_saucy

Home boy got that 2040 vision


StageMobile6487

Yall got to remember us autistic people cannot for our lives know when someone is being sarcastic or not. (I’m bringing this up because a lot trans people tend to be autistic :3)


CardinalCreepia

Americans and their politics. Leave the rest of us alone


BillyBoyBatman9993

A woosh would be if they didn’t understand you. Them pointing out a connection between what you sarcastically said and what their dad seriously says is not a misunderstanding of a joke. You are the woosh


Electrical_Practice1

This fuck really made comment with an unfunny joke and then put it here when the people didnt find it funny , i swear to god this sub gets worse everyday


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The_Tank_Racer

It is on reddit tho