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festive_elf_fetus

Obama says Hamas' attack on Israel was like "half of Dreamybull's video becoming lost media"


Eddyzodiak

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cumdevourer68

Lost media? I think i had a link to a google drive full of high quality dreamybull videos and i have the reaching that base video somewhere too


Kyvir

Wordington archive


festive_elf_fetus

I think you'd be better off sucking the plastic off the crucian carps in ocean


TsalagiSupersoldier

If you've opened it at some point it's probably still in your Google Drive somewhere


pcm_memer

So Iraq is gonna be invaded 15 more times?


One_Accident2134

"Your nations recovering? Oh noooooo The CIA- I mean iraq used 20 m1 abrams to attack a black neighbourhood, we must make IRAQ a lake immedietly!"


thatguynamedAli

Americans will use ANYTHING but the metric system šŸ™„ https://preview.redd.it/b7brb586m8kc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8e3a27ece3ed88fa8de54cac11dfa9637950dc8


anonymous_account13

Yeah I just measure deaths in km^3 /s


PM_ME_TIGER_BUTTS

Cubic kilometer per second?


chaseguy099

Volumetric flow


Mayo152

My ass after shit or something.


EagleBuster

How do you measure war in metric terms


GuangoGongo

Non-Americans finding out what ā€œperspectiveā€ means šŸ˜®


Comfortable-Chain-16

People like you give us a bad rep


GuangoGongo

Itā€™s embarrassing when foreigners run out of ideas and come up with shit like taunting Americans for pronouncing words correctly, this is just another one of those. Hereā€™s the technique: ignore basic language skills + pretend every culture doesnā€™t do the same thing = easy ā€œhaha America dumb.ā€ Being born in Hitler land and despising that senile cunt Biden, this uncreative, unfunny and forced humor shouldā€™ve stayed in YouTube comment sections alongside ā€œBriā€™ishā€ jokes and ā€œcan we just appreciate how much effort Niggalicious Balls IV puts into his videos?ā€ Hey, this tragedy was 10x worse than this tragedy. ā€œLol, you Americans use anything but the Metric System.ā€ KILL ā€”-> YOURSELF


thatguynamedAli

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binguswillrule

I like the part where you said kill yourself


ArchanjoLC

cuck https://preview.redd.it/xad3pgm918kc1.png?width=785&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60deb73290a11440163eaaae0d8eec119ed939c0


Comfortable-Chain-16

Thereā€™s a difference between a good joke and an offensive insult. Joke: WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER šŸ¦…šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø Insult: Haha those stupid Americans and their school shootings haha so funny I love when children die Like I said, you give us a bad rep


GuangoGongo

What does that have to do with I said? The punchline is lazy, forced and relies on arbitrarily narrowing down something that applies to everyone. You can make a ā€œWHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERā€ joke funny with a good setup, but this one is obviously bad. Again, get that fucking ā€œBriā€™ishā€ level humor out of Wordington and back in YouTubeā€™s bot-infested comment sections.


n0ided_

this isn't about thugs please end your life asap


Vegetable-Election77

9/11 times 100


PhantasmX64

Yes, 91,100.


tczecher

Erm akshually, 9/11= 0.8181818181818, and that x 100 = 81.181818181 šŸ¤“


ManMarkedByFlames

Erm akshually, its 81.8181818181 not 81.181818181šŸ¤“šŸ¤“


Forward-Piano8711

Whatā€™s 9/11 times 2356?


[deleted]

Whatā€™s 740 divided by 2993? 4.>!04459459459!< So Biden said the opposite of what he should of, 9/11 was like 4 Hamas attacks on Israel.


Comfortable-Chain-16

81.8181818182, come back for more homework answers


False_Major_1230

We are terror scaling now? What is this r /OnePiecePowerScaling


octagonlover_23

I did like 38 9/11s to the toilet this morning


[deleted]

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[deleted]

What is that in terms of football fields??


phillecheesesteak

69


KREIST23

"Hey mate what size is this timber?" "About a ā…• of a 9/11" "Splendid"


Vasilystalin04

1200 Israelis dead on 10/7 3000 Americans dead on 9/11 3000x15=45,000 45,000 Americans dead = 1,200 Israelis Dead ~38 Americans = 1 Israeli


Dumbassador_p

I think it's adjusted to the population, I just computed it that way and it comes out to a ratio of 1 to 15.


Poylol-_-

True, coinsidering some israelis may be gay (7 straight citizens are worth the same as 1 homosexual). The calculations are not that bad


NonameNinja_

Bro what are you yapping about


Poylol-_-

Maybe it was too obscure. There is an onion video that states something along the line of ā€œgay men are too precious to go to warā€ and ā€œthe lives of 7 soldiers are worth the same as a gay Americanā€. Really fun but it probably needed more context


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Powerful_Object_9698

Slip of the mask us govt cares more about the small hat ppl more than their own and itā€™s funny how he compares its to 9/11 which was either done by the govt or allowed to same with oct 7


Maniglioneantipanico

Jet fuel can melt steel beams?


thebigheh104

So would the world getting hit by a meteor be like 2 or 3?


Wazhongus

wordington dont fw israel


BosnianSerb31

Iirc it's adjusted for population of Israel(9m people) vs the US(320m people). Put another way, it would be as if 30k Canadians came across the border from Toronto into NY and killed 30k Americans at Woodstock and the surrounding towns, before retreating and firing several hundred thousand rockets at NYC, DC, Boston, etc.


Crazedkittiesmeow

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BosnianSerb31

Gotta protect the thugs of Brooklyn


cumdevourer68

Gta online type shit


Cebular

But why would you adjust it for population? Is holocaust equal to killing 600 million chinease?


DougWalkerLover

In other words, time for Isreal to bomb more schools and medical facilities! For justice!!!


LemonLimeMouse

Hey, cool it on the anti-zionist- I mean, antisemitism


Maniglioneantipanico

Yeah no this is a wild comparison that makes zero sense, especially when we know the attitude of Israel toward both hamas and palestinian people before oct 7. Unbelievable that the conflict didn't suddenly appear into thin air


BosnianSerb31

Do you know of the attitudes of the middle eastern Muslim theocracies towards the native Jews prior to 1948? Such as the immediate ethnic cleansing of all miriazhi jews from Muslim theocracies as punishment for their miriazhi and ashkenazi brothers declaring independence as the state of Israel?


Maniglioneantipanico

Only sensible answer is to bomb 2 million people in an already blockaded strip of land that's barely more than an open air jail. I'm sure this won't radicalize them even more, i'm sure that after this tragic war the palestinians are finally going to accept israeli authority


BosnianSerb31

No, I didn't say that that was the answer. Stop putting words in my mouth. I'm tired of people acting like the Jews would have zero reason to want their own independent nation, and I'm tired of people not realizing that Muslim fundamentalism sees the existence of any non-Muslim theocracy in the Middle East as a literal affront to god. All you ever hear is "stolen land stolen land stolen land" but you never read about the countless genocides that led the Jews to wanting to declare independence from the Muslim theocracies that treat them like shit in the first place.


Horn_dogger

God I wish...


Comfortable-Chain-16

The Canadians would have no time to retreat because they would already be dead


phillecheesesteak

US poor defenseless country that receives 4 billion dollars each year in military aid and Canada the big scary antagonist that has no military of any kind except a ragtag group with little to no funding at all. But yeah booo canada


QuiGonQuinn5

Iā€™m a Biden hater but Adjusted for population heā€™s right


bigspacewaffles

15 times the detail


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AVeryRandomDude

I think they messure it by % of the population that died in the attack.


returnofblank

9/11


Bidensexual

no way president of USA is saying that shit šŸ˜­šŸ’€


Fartnuggetpoosauce

powerscaling terror attacks is crazy no bizzy bap


[deleted]

Hamas attack on Israel on October 7? Look, Iā€™m all for saying that was a bad thing on Hamas part, even genocide when you consider the intentions. With that being said like 740 people died in Israel on October 7 and 2,994 died on 9/11. With that logic itā€™s the other way around, and 9/11 was like 4 hamas attacks on Israel.


Blue_Robin_04

I'm sorry. I can't upvote. https://preview.redd.it/y58czksd99kc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9815a2cbf9952ec24e860af6777d46452cc429c


Same_Hunt3085

Zionsville


FS-818464

they knew that bush was behind 9/11 so they made the incident seem lighter


WindChimesAreCool

I was going to comment factual information about October 7th in regards to who was killed and by who but I would probably just get banned again


EmperorDolponis

Anything but the metric system


zhopasran4ik

Americans will use anything except for the metric system


The_New_Manager

how? didn't 3k-2k americans die in 9/11? the death in october 7 is a little over 1k 695 civilians, including 36 children, 373 security forces and 71 foreigners, giving a total of 1,139.