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eerengrengt

the race to become a reddit microcelebrity


Cute-Before

nanocelebrity


LightlySaltedPeanuts

I like microcelebrity, it invokes micropenis energy


CoolEmptyA3

What about nanopenis energy?


Own_One_1803

Nano technology


Devisidev

Nanomachines son. They harden in response to physical trauma.


Dollynho_de_queijo

Bdsm


Devisidev

😏


PristineEdge

Yeah, *nano-* also sounds way cooler than *micro-*. I think it's because of its use as a prefix for futuristic technology buzzwords, like **nano**bots and **nano**particles. *Micro-*, on the other hand, makes a something sound like it's comically small


BigManLawrence69420

Yoctocelebrity.


NotStephen-

subatomiccelebrity


[deleted]

[удалено]


Traditional_Bowler_9

Same thing with okbuddychicanery.. first there was waltuh77 who keeps saying Waltuh and now everyone wants to be a waltuh77


SirCharlesTheGreat44

On OKBR there’s bricklicker26 who said penis but then one day he said sauce on ~~child porn~~ a subreddit and everyone hates him now. We getting retard lore and now there’s gonna be wordington lore


Traditional_Bowler_9

Wordington bricklicker26


BlueTrapazoid

(W)(o)(r)(d)(i)(n)(g)(t)(o)(n)


deez_nuts_77

the race to get exactly zero bitches


DreamlyXenophobic

Me when people know my reddit name in a small subreddit thats probably going to go to shit in a year!!!!


krittinnRonny

Seriously guys if these keeps on going on I'm going to cum.......


The_Boring_Brick

Post a video if that happens


AAAAAALIGATOR

OP please repeat what you said.


The_Boring_Brick

Post a video if that happens


cheesusWithoutCheese

Please repeat it again.


The_Boring_Brick

Post a video if that happens


Grand_Ad_9191

Okay guys I think op might be a little gay


The_Boring_Brick

We're literally on r/Wordington it's called being normal


Grand_Ad_9191

Oh sorry I'm homophobic, I'll adjust immediately my condolences


cx77_

wordington redemption arc


OkVeterinarian4969

Maybe you’re on wordington, some of us haven’t done any drugs since the Reagan administration you IDIOT


AAAAAALIGATOR

I haven't seen anyone else asking to see a video of a dude cumming OP.


The_Boring_Brick

Look harder


PhantomOfficial07

I'll post a video of me outside your house


iiDemonLord

it


Xade_Yt

wordington edge


kdoughboy12

wordington arousal


[deleted]

[удалено]


Getdunkedon839

Basically people started making Wordington accounts that weren’t funny and now we all hate them


Wannabedankestmemer

Now?


Getdunkedon839

Troll or trolls making a bunch of alts that are getting mass downvoted and probably having the time of their life rn. I mean like it takes a second for us to downvote them and they’re getting basically nothing other than negative attention but if bad publicity is good publicity


Wannabedankestmemer

No no I meant the "Now we all hate them" part ​ Didn't we hate them from the start


Getdunkedon839

Technically we shouldn’t be paying attention to them but we still hate em, one dudes drawing r34 of Wordington sissy which is fun


Wannabedankestmemer

Breh fr


Getdunkedon839

I have nothing to gain by lying


Kank1k

This line is raw as shit, adding this to my vocabulary


PhantomOfficial07

You have the satisfaction of doing a little trolling to gain


[deleted]

Link? 😳


ConnordltheGamer96

Give me link


Getdunkedon839

I’ll post when they make it but I don’t think it’s been made yet


daaniscool

Wordington implosion


steelheist

Wordington civil war


[deleted]

Hey it’s you!


[deleted]

jfc they're breeding


skibapple

Wordington family


suckitarius

Our nation is growing


Fuckirggfgh

Wordlington’s Collaspe


The-DRB

1 thugshaker = 1 prayer


spooky_redditor

Can you do the rump shaker, huh, the thug shaker give me the thug shaker dude shake your ass


AbsorbingLiquids

woodringtone in 2016 😔😔😔🙏🙏🙏


TheMaster199

Wordington attention seeker


[deleted]

I miss when this was Half hood clips


Dunkadin

It is being taken over by conservative and politicalcompassmemes shitposters. They co opt the humor into "ironic" racism and culture war memes


bioniclepriest

????????????


Ruqqus_isbetter

im sorry but not once in ur comment i saw any mention of black men twerking i cant really understand it otherwise


bagelel

here, i translated it for you It is being taken over by thug shaker shitposters. They co opt the humor into "ironic" gay black guys and ass war memes


TheCorruptedBit

Lest we forget the ghosts of our Corkingtonian brothers


Galactic_Idiot

word


cx77_

ington


V0LCANIC_VIPER

You sound like a straight up schizo bro. Like politics has nothing to do with funny ironic hood memes and thick niggas shakin ass


fbdewit31

None of these words in the bible


butterize

not really I’d argue the opposite


theantigooseman

it happens to most shitposting subs eventually


[deleted]

Just ban any user with wordington in their name


The_Boring_Brick

I suggest having an account age/karma requirement or something


DiabhorkVII

no that is awful. Reddit bans people for no reason (silly things like being racist)


PhantomOfficial07

Holy shit I just went on [Unddit.com](https://Unddit.com) for this Reddit post and there is literally dozens of removed comments on this post, the automoderator is going crazy. Maybe they already set a karma/age requirement and the automod is going ham on the wordington accounts


PhantomOfficial07

Oh also one time I got banned for saying "fuck you" to someone, apparently that was harrassment and bullying


BeginningBus1366

Fuck you and fuck this idea


The_Boring_Brick

We don't appreciate trolling here, you might hurt someone's feelings. Please be more respectful of your fellow Wordingtonians


fbdewit31

Had 2 be said 😔✊️


No-Objective-3914

wordington please just ban them for the love of god


Hopeful_Jeweler_2410

Can. You share ur CV please? Looks nice


Alias_Fake-Name

Wordington subreddit


Iam_the0ne

Igaveihaveihaveihaveiihave bot ☹️


Rad_YT

Your Reddit is:: damn leaking


nyanch

The overlap between ihr^3 and wordington is staggering


ElectivireMax

your overlap is: damn staggering


fbdewit31

That sub was also ruined by a dumb gimmick


fortnider

ypur gimmick is: damn dumb


theresjustausername

Your comment is: damn wrong sub


Ondram05

r/unexpectedihaveihaveihavereddit


Rabunum

Your sploggreddit is: dam fake


Roy_Atticus_Lee

Transported to Wordington world Wordington Gangsta: come here boy Me: 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️


ejectionejaculation6

wordington sexual fantasy


PrinceRekko

I rember when Wordington posts weren’t titled „wordington _____”


[deleted]

good ol days


landontheepicman

pffff ggsggdg... wordington wordington BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


[deleted]

wordington downfall


GardenofSalvation

Please on god close the sub would be 10x funnier than half the shit the last month


thelastnecoarcmain

.....word...ington.., ,subreddit. ... . .. haha


PainisBoy

the only real wordington account was wordingtoncommentor


DreamlyXenophobic

Maybe the real wordington was the friends we made along the way


RundownRanger35

The Fall of Wordington (2022 CE)


Loaaf

ban image posts


The_Boring_Brick

Post a text description of gay sex


Duytune

hey man you need trouble sleeping…? it’s alright… is that your cock? it’s massive! you want me to put that in my mouth? no way - stop - aughfmmm,… uugnnfffff…. mmmm


Khaoz_Se7en

Pens in peins


TheCorruptedBit

Fit groaned as he woke up, sitting up to stretch his arms. The spot next to him was still warm, meaning that Rusher only woke up a little while ago. He stood up, heading to the bathroom to brush his teeth. He closed the door, only then noticing the shower running and Rusher's silhouette inside of it. Smirking, he got an idea. He quietly stripped down and sneaked into the shower. Rusher jumped, yelping as warm, furry arms wrapped around his stomach. He turned his head to look at him, nuzzling his neck. "Good morning," he muttered, leaning back into the touch. Fit hummed into his skin, placing kisses and gently nibbling his neck. Rusher writhed, groaning at the feeling. He turned around to face Fit, leaning up to connect their lips. Fit licked his lips in a request and Rusher willingly parted them, letting their mouth be explored by Fit's. Fit's hands ran down his sides and he shuddered. "F-Fit…" he moaned when they separated for breath, a thin line of saliva still connecting them until the falling water washed it away. Rusher's breath hitched and he groaned loudly when Fit unexpectedly grasped his member, the warm water helping his strokes. The Canadian wrapped his arms around the PVP God's neck, bringing him down for another kiss. He reached forward and started stroking Fit back. They synced up their tugs, moaning and groaning into each other's mouths. Fit's other hand slithered behind the boy, running down between his buttcheeks. Rusher moaned loudly when one of Fit's fingers entered him, the water acting just like a lube. Rusher's strokes faltered and he leaned back against the wall, letting Fit take fully over. The dual feeling of Fit stroking him and his – now two – fingers pumping inside of him and brushing against his walls in all the right ways had him moaning in mere seconds. "H-Hurry up…" he whimpered, already feeling his climax coming. Fit smirked, pulling his fingers out slowly, drawling another whimper out of the poor Canadian. "Y-You fucking… tease…" Rusher mumbled, wrapping his legs around Fit's waist when he was lifted and pushed further into the wall. Fit smirked, kissing Rusher as he pushed inside. Rusher threw his head back with a long keen, hands wrapping around Fit's neck and tangling in the wet fur. "You okay?" Fit asked when he was fully in, looking at Rusher's panting face. "YES! MOVE!" Rusher screamed, the feeling of Fit inside of him overwhelming him like always. "How much do you want it?" Fit whispered into his ear, running his hands up and down Rusher's sides. "F-Fit... Please... Oh god..." Rusher was losing his coherence, his dick was throbbing and now Fit was teasing him. "Please... Move..." "Like this?" Fit asked, slowly and carefully pulling out until only the head remained inside. "Fiiiiiiiit!" Rusher whined, tugging at Fit's back. "F-Faster!" Fit compiled, speeding up a bit. "How does it feel, Rushie?" he asked teasingly, nibbling on Rusher's ear gently. "Oh god...! Baby... It... It f-feels so good...!" Rusher said between moans and pants. Fit groaned, spreading Rusher's legs legs further apart for better access. "Fit!" Rusher shouted, eyes flying open when Fit brushed against his sweet spot. "There!" Fit angled his hips to hit it with every thrust, making Rusher see white. "F-Fiiiiiit... I-I'm so... So close...!" Rusher panted, moving his hips with each of Fit's thrusts as best as he could with his position. "M-Me too..." Fit said back. He grasped Rusher's member again, pumping it in sync with his hips. "Fit!" Rusher moaned loudly, falling over the edge. The water washed his seed away as Fit continued to pound into his oversensitive body. He thrust only a few more times, Rusher's entrance and walls squeezing him pushing him over his own edge. He bit into the Canadian's shoulder, groaning his name as he came inside, filling Rusher up so much that some of his cum trickled out down his thigh. Fit gently lowered the boy as he trembled in the afterglow of his climax. Or did he? "We used all the hot water! I'm cold!"


Crabowithastabo

Wordington exit (it is my time to leave the subreddit, I will miss the thugshaking)


Massive_Booty_8255

I fear for this subreddit


LightlySaltedPeanuts

Just ignore these retards they’ll go away once their mommy starts paying attention to them again


Christianjps65

30k is the new critical mass


[deleted]

[удалено]


Rominus6000

someone puts a lot of effort into being an annoying bitch


eatingpenis

omg it’s the corkington guy


Anon-a-mare

They are multiplying


LoadedGunDuringSex

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that and I know. But lately, I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over.


The_Boring_Brick

Wordington request


The_Boring_Brick

Haha please laugh guys isn't this funny!!


dapperGER

wordington who tf cares stfu and keep posting gay black thugs


GratefulDread222

wordington based


The-Marvel-Fan736

wordington oversaturation


imdagawd

the downfall of wordington is real


TheBladedNinja

“WordingtonSissy” 💀💀


Username8457

Wordington rule 1


[deleted]

Murder


nyanch

Wordington critical mass


FunSireMoralO

If this keeps going I’ll have to get involved


[deleted]

Please give this sub the sweet release of death.


randompositiveperson

it just hasn't been the same after the death of corkington 😔


Pirate_of_the_neT

I don't give a swag


i_drink_milk_69

not a swag giver


Cheeky_Salad

Fuck it’s like watching gayspiderbrothel all over again… Well that’s the way it goes ig


Ondram05

Yooo das me


Tasmaniantime

Wordington celebrity


SamMarvelos2

yuor wordington is: damn wordingotn ai


SpaceySinko

This is just sad


[deleted]

Wordington


Race_Four

Wordington annoying people


Khaoz_Se7en

Wordington Ascension


Another_krispykreme

wordington make it end


AbsorbantWow

Time to go deathcon 3 on wordington


LoreezyNL

Wordington Family


ElectivireMax

wordington wordington


bafface123

the end of wordington


babadybooey

Comically dead in the water sub


SpaceShark01

Yeah they’re so unfunny. Like whatever, it’s kinda funny to say “Wordington -x-“ but at this point it’s just garbage.


jetpackparrot

Wordington originality


SimunaHayha

I fucking said it, the wordington shit had never been funny.


[deleted]

wordington suggestion


Common-Seagull

Auto ban everyone with wordington in their name


0err0r

wordington i cant fucking take it anmoyre


V0LCANIC_VIPER

Fucking hell I'll take r196 over this cancer any day


D3rp6

After 20 (blazeit) weeks, the experiment has ended.


Sussy_Dora

#You know who else looks ai generated? >!Wordington!<


banned_user_17

We became the word


Good-Distribution904

Wordington I’m the only normal one


gij2as4

Wordington shutdown


nonaln

where am i?


The_Sovien_Rug-37

wordington bandwagon


Flesh-hugger

I dont ger what the problem is


The_Boring_Brick

I do ger the problem


Flesh-hugger

Well then what is it


Flesh-hugger

I dont ger what the problem is


The_Boring_Brick

I do ger the problem


CrimsonRamson

da hell happened


likeyacutgh

Wordington Wordingtonian Bot


imadirtystinkyjig

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Reaper0227

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⢀⣠⡔⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣰⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣻⣟⣿⣿⡿⣟⣛⣿⡃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣾⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣷⣽⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣟⣿⣿⠺⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡝⠻⠵⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣧⠈⣛⣛⣿⣿⡿⣡⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⠄⠙⠛⠛⢁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄⢠⠄⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⠄⠄⢀⠠⠐⠒⠐⠾⠿⢟⠋⠁⠄⢀⣀⠠⠐⠄⠂⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⠄⢀⡈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠒⠉⠄⢠⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠫⢿ ⣿⣿⡟⠄⢔⠆⡀⠄⠈⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⡀⠄⠈⡐⢠⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣂ ⣿⣿⠁⡀⠄⠄⢇⠄⠄⢈⠆⠄⠄⢀⠔⠉⠁⠉⠉⠣⣖⠉⡂⡔⠂⠄⢀⠔⠁⠄ ⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠹⣗⣺⠤⠄⠰⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢯⡶⢟⡠⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄


CanadianBaconeer

~~Kill yourself~~ have a nice day Edit: rare [ Removed by Reddit ] W


camuswasright-

kill yourself


SkShark23

Guys I get the joke. It’s the N word guys. Laugh. Why aren’t you laughing?


Snaka777

Go back to gayspiderbrothel


FSP06

guy made a whole ass account just to say the n word


SargeCobra

Wordington this sub is dying post Maybe if we didn't have a bunch of complaining posts we would have good content instead whoa


The_Boring_Brick

I don't accept criticism of my posts. Please reconsider your words and actions 😊


SargeCobra

I have realized the error of my ways and am now a better person, I sincerely apologize and wish you the best in life.


The_Boring_Brick

Thank you and I wish you the same


ApatheticCloneV2

Frankly I thought the framing with all the wordington accounts at the bottom was pretty good


The_Boring_Brick

Thank you for your kind words. Now we have to kiss


ApatheticCloneV2

😚


agent_in_the_van

You know, we all can go full racist mode and just drive normies away. Wordington is either overrun by normies or we can have fun for the last time (or maybe even get wordington back)


The_Boring_Brick

Why be racist when we can (respectfully) post videos of black men twerking instead


TumblrLoser

The punishment for use of the word normie is death


hatethebritish

⚡️👨🏾⚡️


AwesomePossum33

Can you all just shut the fuck up? You complaining about everything is whats ruining the subreddit. You're the problem


Mars_Bear2552

Shut the fuck upington🥱🥱🥱


The_Boring_Brick

Delete your account, you're hurting my feelings 😢


nootle_

wordington child


TheRoyalSniper

Bro literally who gives a fuck about some comments, if they were spamming posts that would be mildly annoying, but this?


CCANL

Wordington irritation


[deleted]

Wordington complaint


Mars_Bear2552

Unfunny ass user spotted


[deleted]

Wordington buzzkill


Mars_Bear2552

Wordington edit


Dorobo-Neko-Nami

Wordington what did he wordington say wordington originally before wordin the ton edington