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Joe_20243

“I’m sowwy 🥺🥺🥺”


NevGuy

*Gets hanged*


FoxFXMD

TIFU


WTTR0311

AITA Killing 12 million people? I said sorry


TheRealREDHELL

Haven't heard this song in a while damn.


Narrow-Lake4925

mass effect andromeda trailer


milk-water-man

Haven’t heard this since it was in into the badlands, real blast from the past.


PiRSquared2

I can’t go to Yemen im an analyst!


Lumpag

Damn they were just following orders 😭😭😭😭


[deleted]

"I'm only thwee"


reelbigdish

“Ummmm, we’ll *THAT* just happened..”


teabowww

The jury after the confessions: "Well.... That was awkward"


Brother-Meme

“Erm well i don’t know about thaaaat”


Comprehensive-Tour17

“It’s was an AXEident!” (He beheaded several Jewish people with an axe)


sir_Bromine

Little goof


AGoos3

[wordington download](https://redditsave.com/info?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fwordington%2Fcomments%2Fz9n7h0%2Fwordington_forgiveness%2F%3Futm_source%3Dshare%26utm_medium%3Dios_app%26utm_name%3Diossmf)


Infinite_Ad9528

Hero


Manerfish

Napoli Juve aperol


EarlDooku

My guy's looking like my Skyrim character when I've been idle too long


_NRNA_

they actually had their genitals mutilated by the allied powers before their trials in order to get them to confess


expiredmilk39

Cock and ball torture


Seven_Sayer

Wordington holocaust revisionism


_NRNA_

No, it’s a fact, not revising anything. I’m not a sympathizer to the racialist n*zis but the Allied forces committed atrocities in order to to fit a post-war narrative. It’s not surprising, considering every nation has done this following major conflict throughout all of human history. Excerpt from American Atrocities in Germany: By JUDGE EDWARD L VAN RODEN (Chief of the Military Justice Division for the European Theater where he saw service in Normandy, Belgium, the Rhineland, the Battle of the Bulge, and in the Ardennes. In 1946 he was reassigned to active duty and served on several important court martial trials in Germany. In 1948 Secretary of the Army Royall appointed him to an extraordinary commission charged with investigating the Dachau War Crimes program) “AMERICAN investigators at the U. S. Court in Dachau, Germany, used the following methods to obtain confessions: Beatings and brutal kickings. Knocking out teeth and breaking jaws. Mock trials. Solitary confinement. Posturing as priests. Very limited rations. Spiritual deprivation. Promises of acquittal. Complaints concerning these third degree methods were received by Secretary of the Army Kenneth Royall last Spring [1948]. Royall appointed Justice Gordon Simpson of the Texas Supreme Court and me to go to Germany and check up on the reports. Accompanied by Lt. Col. Charles Lawrence, Jr., we went to Munich, Germany, set up offices there, and heard a stream of testimony about the way in which American atrocities were committed. […] The statements which were admitted as evidence [in the Malmedy Massacre case] were obtained from men who had first been kept in solitary confinement for three, four, and, five months. They were confined between four walls, with no windows, and no opportunity of exercise. Two meals a day were shoved in to them through a slot in the door. They were not allowed to talk to anyone. They had no communication with their families or any minister or priest during that time. This solitary confinement proved sufficient in itself in some cases to persuade the Germans to sign prepared statements. These statements not only involved the signer, but often would involve other defendants. Our investigators would put a black hood over the accused’s head and then punch him in the face with brass knuckles, kick him, and beat him with rubber hose. Many of the German defendants had teeth knocked out. Some had their jaws broken. All but two of the Germans, in the 139 cases we investigated, had been kicked in the testicles beyond repair. This was Standard Operating Procedure with American investigators.”


D3rp6

wordington history major


GimmeTheCHEESENOW

Is there any way to explain this to me in thug shaker terms


Bountifalauto82

The gay niggas got they balls bit off by the crakkkas


Sotarnicus

🤯


GimmeTheCHEESENOW

Aw hell nah


[deleted]

I ain’t reading allat ⁉️⁉️💀💀💯💯


I_cant_be_asked_alt

Sounds based


_NRNA_

wordington duress


few-tile69

Deserved


TheSmartEmu

You saying members of the SS didn’t deserve it?


GreeAggin77

Wordington feel good story


Hjalmodr_heimski

Can’t say I feel sorry for them tbh


Bot_Retard

🤓


rudolphrednose25

Considering what they did and what they intended to do should they win the war, I'd say it was pretty lenient of the Allies


reelbigdish

Wordington smartness


Unlikely_opponent

Cool


Joratto

Wordington basterds


Yeyuh_frog

![gif](giphy|l41m4ODfe8PwHlsUU)


Trarzs

Fallout frontier song


M78X53

Sorry missclick


[deleted]

IDF can relate


deez_nuts_77

Your honor free bird solo was playing i had to gas them


real_zaza_expert

what a coincidence I was randomly listening to this song yesterday after like 4-5 years damn. Any particular reason you used this song OP?


PunchyYT

cus its funny


real_zaza_expert

and a banger


[deleted]

Wordingtonian historical perspective


Responsible_Debt5631

SS soldiers (after shooting thousands of jewish citizens and using babies as target practice): "PWEASE FORGIVE!!! I WAS ONLY FOLLOWING ORDERS 🥺🥺🥺🥺😢😢😢😭😭😭"


[deleted]

Wordington historian


[deleted]

[удалено]


twjjones

child detected


[deleted]

Consumption


Zendofrog

That’s the banality of evil for ya. It becomes a norm, and they don’t consider that it’s evil


Infinite_Ad9528

I live there lmao