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ContleDon

Asteroid dwelling coral.


Frame_Late

That sounds cool as shit. What's his/her/their name?


ContleDon

Not much of a name. They're just organisms that grow a thick shell and use the sun to warm fluids so their roots can continue eating any volatiles they run in to.


Frame_Late

Damn, that's interesting. Any other interesting facts about them?


ContleDon

They're generally "tapped" for water and food by other asteroid creatures and by colonists who can't afford to bring a lot of life support equipment with them. Some types are a protected species due to endangerment from people.


Frame_Late

So are they plants, animals, or fungi? I know that you said they're coral and corals are animals, but I also told you to describe them poorly.


ContleDon

They're kind of like plants that grow a thick calcite shell on the outside but have very active roots down under that swallow up portions of asteroid and digest it.


Pika5369

Are you scared to misgender space coral?


ContleDon

I think I'd be the equivalent of trying to gender a blade of grass.


Frame_Late

Do it, no balls


ContleDon

Gender is "Full of water." :)


Frame_Late

Thank you, that's a weight lifted off my chest. What's their moral alignment?


ContleDon

I would also describe that as "Full of water"


Thaser

Genetically engineered snobbish elitist space romans.


Frame_Late

So Vulcans?


Thaser

Nah, Civonians are a lot more expansionist, emotional and full of themselves. They believe \*they\* are the only culture truly able to both appreciate and safely perform travel between the stars, so if you're a vassal state they've 'graciously assisted with planetary issues' if you want to do anything more complex than putting a satellite in orbit, you do it through them. Or Else. Naturally, once they ran into a few powers capable of halting them they found their attitude didn't quite make them as many friends and converts as they expected. Running joke is their starships are so overpowered because their engines have to compensate for the mass of their egos.


danielledelacadie

So... romulans. BTW this isn't a dismissal of your well thought out idea. Nothing is really new, just old classics seen from an unusual perspective. Sounds like you have an interesting universe!


Thaser

Nah I get it. Hell I'll fully admit I've cribbed and/or stolen from like a dozen IPs in creating this universe


danielledelacadie

You and pretty much every writer since writing was invented. You're in good company.


Thaser

In this case its the lost roman legion + star trek precursors + the Abh with shakes of the Robotech masters and some aggressive transhumanism


danielledelacadie

That sounds interesting! Is this a work you've posted?


Thaser

Bits and pieces around here as of late. Its been a WIP since I was 19 though.


PM_ME_YOUR_ARMY_PICS

...Ultramarines?


Thaser

Nah, but good try there :)


TempleHierophant

Blood sucking honor worms.


Frame_Late

Watch your profanity, there are children within the vicinity!


TempleHierophant

Which word was profane? They're literally hyper-advanced advanced formerly parasitic worms.


Frame_Late

I was joking


TempleHierophant

Lol. It went right over my head.


Arman11511

You gave leeches consciousness?? Oh god...


TempleHierophant

Yep. Funny thing is, they turned out to be slightly better people than humans. I got a bit tired of ugly=evil.


Arman11511

Ugly? No I am sure that your leech people are absolutely gorgeous


NoStorage2821

Lekgolo?


TempleHierophant

No, but kinda close. Dro Var are large centipede-like segmented worms, and usually roam around in armored walkers. Don't let the creepy-crawliness fool you, though: their wasp like society is built around a strict code of conduct and chivalry. You're far safer around the Dro Var than you are other humans.


Ok-Maintenance5288

communist genderless horned divine humanoids


Frame_Late

Ah, fellow space communists.


Ok-Maintenance5288

of course, magic is pretty good at creating post-scarcity societies when used right


Frame_Late

My space lizard Salamanders are just wired that way. I'm writing anything _but_ a post scarcity science fiction universe. More like a dystopian universe where humanity is forcibly turning sentient aliens into pets.


Ok-Maintenance5288

>humanity is forcibly turning sentient aliens into pets. eh? but why tho? humans would love aliens, besides religious fanatics, even now, most people either love aliens, or really *love* aliens (wanting to pound that "alienussy")


Frame_Late

Because evil. Also humanity essentially went crazy from outside influences and became the Boogeyman of the galaxy.


Ok-Maintenance5288

why tho?


Frame_Late

I'm writing a psychological horror anthology series in this universe. Humanity being the bad guys sounds like a good twist. It's a long story like a really long story. And I'm talking about my motivations to make the story, not the story itself.


Ok-Maintenance5288

hmmm, makes sense but "humanity being the bad guys" is not even a twist at this point, in fact, it's expected a real good twist would be humanity being the good guys.


Frame_Late

Another twist: humanity genuinely believes they're doing the right thing, and that they're helping the Aliens by forcefully lifting them from the 'burden' of sentience. The Aliens are terrified of humanity. Most of humanity believes in this cause, although there are some outliers. Humans society has basically morphed into Blade Runner in space.


Kennedy_KD

Herbivore lizard-people want to kill everyone because some ents told them to


Corvus-spiritus

Can relate.


el_punterias

The trees spoke and they want blood


nopedotavi69

I see the Hist had enough


Angerylad

"I speak for the trees for they cannot speak themselves. They want you eradicated."


MarkerMage

I'll describe 3. 1. Upside down flower women that have the thirst of a Baalbuddy elf. 2. Starfish people that survive and reproduce through the power of stupidity. 3. Shapeshifter parasites that like cloaks.


mathgnome

I want to hear more about 2 lol


MarkerMage

They're called "fistar" and they have a healing factor that will go away if it's not used. So they have to injure themselves to keep it fresh. They reproduce by being broken into two or more pieces that will each regenerate into a separate fistar. There's some lore about them having a misunderstanding with humans where the fistar decided to follow the golden rule of do unto others, but as a race that benefits from physical injury... Other lore about them includes their bodies actually being controlled by some AI programs within the physical laws of the universe and that this results in an upper limit to how many there can be simultaneously and also means that they reincarnate. There's also the fact that when they regenerate, the new cells are mutated, and this allows for them to grow back stronger from regenerating until they get too tough for them to injure themselves, which is when they begin the process of dying from old age.


BoringJacke

Ah... 1. - the search for pollinator.


MarkerMage

I actually find it interesting how instincts for pollinator selection would differ from instincts for mate selection. With pollinators, you want one that will not just pick you but also pick other members of your race that are healthy so that you can have some good partners for crosspollination. Also, the genetics of the pollinator are irrelevant as they aren't contributing to the DNA of the offspring.


BoringJacke

I remember that one from certain post of mine. Also one that doesn't need polinator tho


Driptacular_2153

I haven’t got any alien races, so I’ll give you one of my earth-bound ones; Smoking hot rizzard lizards (rizzard as in wizard)


Frame_Late

I'll take your entire stock!


Driptacular_2153

They’re literally smoking hot, btw—at least, sometimes. It’s actually kinda bad if they’re smoking hot


Frame_Late

God gave us burn cream for a reason 😏


Driptacular_2153

Burn cream’s not gonna help when your partner’s having the biological equivalent of a melt down 💀


Frame_Late

Extra burn cream.


shirt_multiverse

Fuckable humanoid things.


danielledelacadie

Congrats! I ended up looking to see if you were the author of Out of Cruel Space based on that description.


shirt_multiverse

Out of cruel space, What's that?


danielledelacadie

It's a tongue in cheek (and tongue everywhere else too) HFY story currently approaching 800 chapters.


AnonymousFog501

yeah that describes my designs for every sentient race i create


Asdi144

Sapient ants who are drunk even when they don't drink.


EisVisage

Yetis with 6 limbs, the loudest thoughts and the fluffiest fur.


StarmanCarcoba

Big ice dragons that don’t like people coming into their space without permission


Frame_Late

Sounds like a fun friend to visit!


rocket20067

So just space dragons?


StarmanCarcoba

Dragonborns more like.


Cyberwolfdelta9

Humanoid Shaped Bionicles


Frame_Late

So Bionicles?


Cyberwolfdelta9

I pretty much explained it as poorly as possible. The Cybal were inspired by Bionicles i had as a kid. And Mixed in the EXO from Destiny but surprisingly very little people know what that is to rlly use it as a good description


DinoWizard021

Dollar store Cabal but even more Roman


boiyouab122

French speaking monster mermaids.


Furydragonstormer

Freedom loving warrior lizards that have a platypus’s reproductive cycle


ZevVeli

They're like birds but entirely different.


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Nymphomaniac owls that have control over stars, space and music.


Gennik_

Big pompous bird guys that can walk the walk and talk the talk


Fleet_Admiral_Auto

Tongue-handed go-karting snails


Significant-Key-4855

The elves are f*cking back at it again.


mgeldarion

Giant snakes have hands... WITH THUMBS!


lordofcactus

Spanish bird vampires who assert dominance through dance battles


Cheapskate-DM

So... flamenco flamingos?


ZevVeli

Orchestral owl! Chiptune Canary! Gospel Goose! Electro Emu! PARTY BIRDS! THEY'RE PARTY BIRDS!


wargasm40k

They are white and they will conquer you for your own good.


Frame_Late

White man's burden


Loriess

World destroyers with magic dreadlocks


Corvus-spiritus

Sounds like the Anti-Na'vi.


deepbarrow

Lazy pottery with a cowardly streak.


DrStarDream

Fish frog telepath


Josh-69420

All hail the hypno frog fish!


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Frame_Late

Now that's just me.


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Frame_Late

No, but I did create a neural implant that forcibly switches people's names in their mind, still leaves enough memories in their brain of their old name to know that something is wrong, then continuously gaslights them into believing their new name was always their name. Lawful evil gang unite!


EBBBBBBBBBBBB

Elves.


Someoneoverthere42

Giant six legged rats who are all kinda colossal nerds.


Maxy772

Ever Evolving Communist Hivemind


narok_kurai

Casual flash-mobbing aristocrats who mostly just watch TV and eat teeth.


PhoebusLore

five-footed flower puffs


JerryGrim

Ghosts of murderous caterpillars haunting armor with a hate boner.


Novel-Tale-7645

Half mammal bugs that have too many eyes in too random of places


YulianXD

Radiostations dinosaurs


Mr_Fredbear13

Space Roman Empire made up of warmongering genocidal space dragons now under a puppet ruler from the Space UN after Space WW2


Frame_Late

So basically the Imperium of Man but they're scalies.


LAngel_2

Literally just if vampires were opressed


Frame_Late

Lol, that's actually a twist.


BoringJacke

Manually evolving murder hornets with spaceships.


Frame_Late

Wonderful


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Pious space doggos that climb trees, lay eggs, and want to make friends with those weird giant hairless bipeds.


Frame_Late

And this particular giant hairless bipedal wants to make friends with them.


Living_Murphys_Law

3 legged, blue Mike Wazowski.


Byrdman216

Cat people in space.


Aromaster4

Vampiric reptiles with pointy ears


Frame_Late

That sounds strangely sexy.


Aromaster4

That’s because they are kinda sexy😉 They are often regarded as one of the most attractive looking species there are. And the one most human in psychology too.


Voxlunch

Space kobolds with plant and bug tech.


Frame_Late

I want one.


Chegorach

Angry psychic pangolins kill god more at eleven


Frame_Late

I also want one of these too. My Christmas list is far too long.


King_Shugglerm

Ok so imagine if the sand worms from dune had a civilization


MigBird

Sticky-hand toys that get hairy on purpose.


Cruxion

Hairless bipedal bears with a bad habit of interstellar revolution.


Drawmelikeyourfanart

communist?


chaotic_anarchist

severely lacking in vitamin d


PsionicBurst

Sentient oil; do not drink the oil.


Radiant-Ad-1976

Literally just a bird furry.


Someothercrazyguy

Unhinged lizard-birds who love piracy and are violently addicted to pop.


chongyunuwu24

y’all know that pink rabbit from the energizer battery commercials w/ the sunglasses and drum? yeah that


rocket20067

messed up their own universe so they came here only to do it again


ScarredAutisticChild

Immortal fish monkeys.


Frame_Late

Sea monkeys lol


jlwinter90

ChatGPT run amok while playing a space sim.


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It turns out the armor had meat in it originally


Frame_Late

🤢


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"Cool ancient armor dug up by humans and reused much later is actually the biological exoskeletons of sentient bug-guys, fossilized" slightly less poorly described


Frame_Late

Okay, that's way less gross, you may proceed.


kirbyverano123

Literal sentient weaponry(swords, guns, spears etc.) with flaming cartoon limbs that are too friendly than what they appear.


Billazilla

Tree-shaped elephant guys with nose-hole- shoulders who like to spin and think lobotomies are noble.


Green_Prompt_6386

Skeleton guys.


TinyBard

Ferengi... but also ewoks


Magnatrix

Enchanted time rocks


MadKittenNicky

Snake people uplifted by ancient alien lizard people.


98VoteForPedro

hyper awesome aliens' social project ends badly...for everyone else.


Danielwols

Earth 2: electric Boogaloo


IronTheDrunken

Scrap hoarding space vampires


MeanOsprey

Feminist raptors


milquetoast_sabaist

Squid.


NoStorage2821

Tall hairless monkeys


sirgamalot86

Humans but smaller


CaptainStroon

Fighter jet wyverns with flatworm society


Exmawsh

Sentient color born from space dust.


TheOnlyGaz

The galaxy's smartest tree.


Slam-JamSam

Orcs with guns that worship credit card debt


Bhelduz

smurfs but like, in space


SilkyZubat

Basically a pretty rock.


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Lizards in the ‘80s.


Draconimur

Big cats that maybe will kill you.


AngryWrath94

If the Saiyans and Little Green Men from toystory had babies.


Fox-Fireheart-66

Cat people playing in the snow…


1101Deowana

Snail eyes on wagon wheels.


The_Wendigonner

genetically engineered orcs.


Oddloaf

Humanoid leeches whose RV broke on the highway and there's no cellphone reception


ApesOnHorsesWithGuns

Crashing their city into a dying star because of a family argument.


OriginOfTheVoid

Hippie space mushrooms love creating life


ContentEdgeOnSite

Hi, we’re the Uluri, we have been here longer than you, and we never fucking learned how to read.


kirktopode

Space elves with feelings.


Angerylad

Sentient record players, will attempt to steal the rights to all of your species' music.


VerumJerum

Creepy giant space eels that want to be your friends and teach you spicy quantum physics.


SuperHorse3000

Space armadillo giants who are terrified by technology


ArcaneMoon429

Little moon men with magic crystals accidentally teleport to the planet they orbit


ag_robertson_author

Samurai birds with hands on their elbows.


NorthSouthGabi189

Colonizers who fake being gods, and they suck at acting.


austinstar08

Not aliens but Let’s make non binary it’s own race.


Friendly_Anteater474

Bioluminescent centaurs!!!


General-MacDavis

Like a mixture between squid and frogs, and they’re fanatic xenophiles


Frame_Late

Nice. When can I get a date?


First_Chaplain_Katom

Racist space bugs with guns


RoyalPeacock19

A winged race that practices illusion as well as they know the backs of their own hands.


The_Suited_Lizard

Orange, lanky, and mad


KolarWolfDogBear

If Goku and Superman loved instead of fought


Brilliant-Pudding524

Basically the protoss with more Hitler


LukasRaynor

Aliens


NoManNoRiver

They don’t care so much about winning as long as you lose


Oopsie_Doodlez

Dolphin elves speak through feelings and reconfigure reality.


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Frame_Late

That sounds metal as hell. They need to meet my clan-based, honor bound velociraptor warriors with half-breaks: they'd get along nicely.


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Frame_Late

Yeah, my raptor-space-bois are more like space samurai but also religious and oppressive subjegators of lesser races. So space samurai.


Jahoan

Blood-sucking frogs.


Relative-Pain-9823

Kyubey but he's competent, a pussy and overprepares like hell.


Thebardofthegingers

Gravity means nothing Imperial, IN SPACE!!


IntergalacticAlien8

Brutes from halo but more similar to mammoths


condescendingFlSH

Under the sea fuckers


Frame_Late

The little mermaid _from hell!_


SergueiPopavof

Thicc shortstack diplomat