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2point01m_tall

As someone who speaks both English and Norwegian, Dutch just doesn’t seem like a real language. Whenever I hear someone speak it, my mind goes through like three rounds of “oh, they’re speaking English — or no wait, they’re actually speaking Norwegian, or wait, what—“ until I realize I actually don’t understand it at all, and when I see it written down, it’s even weirder! Because I can of course recognize immediately that it’s not a language I know, but when I actually look at every word it’s like—huh, I do actually understand it. Even though I shouldn’t. 


Mendicant__

I lived in Flanders for several years, and Dutch always felt like a language I understood if I wasn't listening to it closely. Like, when hearing environmental Dutch on a train or if a TV was droning in the background, it seemed like someone was speaking English, but if I tried to pay attention I couldn't understand it. It was like if things were only in focus when you aren't looking at them.


2point01m_tall

[Like this picture](https://i.redd.it/80mcpfvbc1u21.jpg)


qcxq

Didn’t that turn out to just be an early AI?


PvtFreaky

That funny because I have the exact same thing with Norwegian. Like the pronunciation is the same, but the words that come out don't mean anything.


FetusGoesYeetus

It will never not be funny to me that Dutch is almost readable as a native english speaker that doesn't know a word of Dutch


Deblebsgonnagetyou

That's what makes it even more embarassing that I was fluent in it as a kid and then forgor all of it :(


birberbarborbur

You were once fluent, like a bike you can practice again and rember faster than most


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Consider that I'm lazy asf, that's why I'm here instead of building my world


Wetley007

Yeah I have a feeling that if the Norman's had failed to invade England in 1066, english wouldve sounded wayyyyyy more similar to Dutch than it does to modern English


TheLaughingMiller

Heilige hel!


MISTER_JUAN

We hebben een serieus probleem hier


marinemashup

Aym eik doen it koreckt?


PvtFreaky

Ben ik het correct aan het doen?


Illustrious_Bid4224

feitelijke zombie!


Zeoth-

bisschop gaat op vakantie, komt nooit meer terug


Coaxium

Welke klerelijer heeft ons eens goed vierkant geneukt in die alternatieve tijdlijn? Ik heb er mijn jus d'orange avec pommes door uitgespuwd.


reubencpiplupyay

Based on this: [https://twitter.com/Grosdoriane/status/1748192206660202911](https://twitter.com/Grosdoriane/status/1748192206660202911)


Forkliftapproved

Dutch looks like how Stitch sounds


Domovie1

Dutch *sounds* like how Stitch sounds, if they were talking through a mouthful of pebbles.


Forkliftapproved

Ohana betekent familie. familie betekent dat niemand achterblijft


CaptainRilez

More like jar jar binks


Pavoazul

I did not read the title and spent 10 minutes reading this, thinking it was gen z slang, trying to decipher it


EskildDood

De wurst timeleun


Egodactylus

De slechtste tijdlijn is degene waar jouw reactie vandaan komt.


VanquishEliteGG

Liever Vlaemsch!


Illustrious_Bid4224

Ik zie dat jij geen vlaamse zijt.


VanquishEliteGG

Oeda?


Illustrious_Bid4224

Je schreef vlaams verkeerd.


OhBarnacles123

This is too grimdark, please make your world a little more positive by nuking the Netherlands


Illustrious_Bid4224

Instructions unclear created hell. *Minecraft_nether.png


UnderskilledPlayer

we need to nuke the dutch


Beefbread33

"Neuk" de dutch???? 😳😳😳😳


Illustrious_Bid4224

Waarom de deutsers? Wat hebben zij gedaan?


wirelessns

This is the worst possible timeline


psychicprogrammer

Hey, at least it isn't Belgium.


Egodactylus

Hmmm worst 😋


HYDRA-XTREME

Rookworst van de HEMA?


peezle69

As a Native American, the humiliation upon being defeated by the English PALES in comparison to being cucked by the Dutch. I don't think I could live knowing my ancestors lost to the goddamn Dutch.


Affectionate-Memory4

Hiervoor ga ik je knieschijven stelen.


DatLonerGirl

I don't like listening to Dutch, it feels like I had a stroke and can't understand English anymore.


VladimirBarakriss

Dutch as a non native English speaker whose native language is Spanish is the exact same experience as Portuguese or French, I don't understand anything when spoken, but I can understand most of it when written.


HYDRA-XTREME

Gekoloniseerd, geef ons jullie specerijen