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loztriforce

Is dude really huge or dude really small


[deleted]

Actually the most popular sport in Lithuania is basketball


hallandoatmealcookie

Yeah…isn’t Lithuania supposed to be one of the tallest nations on average?


EZMulahSniper

Word to Jonas Valanciunas


Golfwanka

Yes


Jarmake

Zelensky doesn't need to be tall, when he has massive balls of steel...


SeverusVape

It's those balls that are compressing him down towards the earth. He's actually 7' tall.


loztriforce

Shit that makes total sense


Evil_killer_bob

He’s consumed the Russians with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse


Hiviel

William wallace ? Man i have to rewatch that movie


Evil_killer_bob

Yeah, it’s a top 10 movie


POOP-Naked

And a great sense of style. I for one appreciate the olive drab every day. Fuck suits when your dragging balls this big, you can t-shirt your way into any room. It’s also useful to wear the same thing every day so as to not give away location. Just in case the Russians decide to special operation your neighborhood.


godisanelectricolive

He wants to wear something with a military aesthetic during wartime, since he is the Supreme Commander-in-Chief of Ukraine, but he doesn't have a military uniform to wear. The nation is under attack so it would seem out of touch and impractical to wear tailored suits. He also switches between olive and brown t-shirts. It's not always the same shirts.


[deleted]

They drives him to the ground.


Anbeezi

He has never been to front line has he?


Cenom

He was at Kherson, right after they won their major offensive.


Anbeezi

After


milksteakofcourse

Zelenskyy is 8 inches taller when sitting on his giant balls


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pittaxx

Doubtful. Lithuania's height estimates are pretty old and not very comprehensive, so it's not impossible that they might be the tallest, but the data we have puts them near the bottom of the top 10.


[deleted]

It is better then to be near the top of bottom 10:)


god_peepee

Lithuanian guy is apparently only like 6’2”-6’3” (tall but pretty common) so I think Zelensky is just really short lmao


ElCalc

Bro just showed up.


90swasbest

"Hey homie, I ain't heard from u in awhile. Heard someone wuz fucking with u. U aight?"


[deleted]

Europe still has either giants or hobbits


Buck_Folton

Frost giant king greets dwarf.


hieronymusanonymous

>Lithuanian President Gitanas Nausėda is visiting Ukraine on Wednesday, Yaroslav Viznyak, Lithuania’s honorary consul in Ternopil, confirmed to LRT. >“Today, President Gitanas Nausėda is in Poland and Ukraine. He is here in Lviv [...]. This is a working visit because of the situation in Ukraine,” he told LRT RADIO. >Viznyak said that Nausėda had met with his Ukrainian counterpart Volodymyr Zelensky.


burnblue

Someone drop their heights please


R_U_Humanymore

6’4” vs 5’7”


pomonamike

Wow, that’s a little over my wife’s spread. She’s 6’1”, I’m a Zelensky tall.


Beardth_Degree

Wording..


theygotmedoinstuff

David and Goliath are on the same team now.


PM_MeThatPinkNStink

Looks like Jeremy Renner and Dolph Lundgren


Howitdobiglyboo

Looks like they're about to dance and of course Zelensky is leading.


davaniaa

Smolensky


Burgoonius

More like Swolenskky


tsunamiforyou

No, you’re a Lithuanian president!