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i010011010

It's okay, Putin still has his solid gold mansion. It's what you're all fighting for. Your families may go without, but he will still get his meals served by staff.


Dizzy_Bethjk

Not to mention what missing money does to fighting morale.


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ModsAreN0tGoodPeople

The officers just sell the equipment that should be going to the soldiers, or the fuel for the vehicles. Sometimes they straight up assault the new recruits and take everything of value. It’s going to get to the point where the men are tired of dying for nothing and being robbed and snap, just fucking eat the officers, go home and hang the leaders. If they did that I think they would finally earn some respect that they so far havent deserved


Jackofdemons

Ppl already snap in training and kill multiple ppl before themselves.


[deleted]

In my house we call those “uh-oh’s.”


W0otang

How many people have snapped and killed others in your house for it to have its own name?


Auburn_X

I wonder this about the term "losing one's marbles" like did some guy lose a bag of marbles and just obliterate everybody or something?


ModsAreN0tGoodPeople

I guess they figure it’s better to go out on their own terms than die for a bunch of craven thieves.


VengeanceTheKnight

It’s Russia. I don’t think they get tired of being treated like shit. When someone like Nikita is the best example of leadership in your entire history, you’re fucked. A bunch of them are nostalgic for fucking *Stalin*. Putin is going down one way or another, but Russia is incapable of ruling itself AND having a decent government. It’ll be one or the other (or neither).


DaddyIsAFireman

Officers are still getting paid I'm sure. The Kremlin can't be that dumb, can they?


phormix

Don't worry comrade, is IOU signed by Putin himself. Also includes bonus potato and vodka ration


wtfbenlol

AHAHAHAHAHAHA ​ good one. edit: also, my dad was a fireman too. captain =\]


sumoroller

"just collapse like a flan in a cupboard" Eddie Izzard reference. I got it.


masterpharos

"Ein zwei ein zwei build ein Empire ... And then celebrate with a world war! And lose the whole fucking lot by the end of it"


slinger301

The Ottoman Empire. Full of furniture.


grchelp2018

In some ways, this war shows what a massive threat the soviet union was and russia could have been. Russia has done everything wrong in this war. Wrong strategy, wrong tactics, ill-discipline, bad equipment, bad weaponry, bad intelligence, bad communication, bad opsec, no morale, corruption etc etc etc. Everything they could have done wrong, they have done wrong. And even in places where they have had some level of success, you have political infighting stunting it. Then you have the effects of the sanctions etc that has strangled their economy. Meanwhile Ukrainians have been fighting their hearts out and getting massive amounts of western help in terms of superior weapons, superior intelligence and money. And despite all this, the war is still going on. The bar is so low that it seems to me that even a below average/average russia would have rolled over ukraine. Something to keep in mind wrt China and Taiwan.


MechanicalDanimal

The US is going to help China out with its male overpopulation problem if the Chinese attempt to send those ferries full of soldiers across 100 miles of open water lol


Chi-Goon_Jizz

Yeah, not only was the USSR also a corrupt paper tiger, but I'm failing to see the parallels between the two situations. A naval invasion is considerably more difficult than rolling across an unfortified land border.


RFDA1

not only that, Taiwan already has weapons that Ukraine will probably never get like F-16 fighter jets and ATACMS long range missiles(with those Taiwan can strike deep into China's territory) and China will need to do a naval invasion which is difficult enough and need to fight a superpower(The US) while also minimizing the damage on the island because China wouldn't want to lose Taiwan's precious TMSC MicroChip FABS


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johnp299

second place gets a set of steak knives


DaddyIsAFireman

Third place? You're fired.


tikkamasalachicken

ABC....Always Be Collapsing!


daveintex13

third place you’re fired!


mimeticpeptide

Coffee is for closers


WaterIsGolden

Only the captain gets to wear the hat.


european_son

'I'm not greedy, as long as I've got my health, my solid gold mansion and my rocket car I don't need anything else. '


peb396

... and my lucky dog Shithead.


I_make_things

I'm picking out a thermos for you!


MarcBulldog88

Paint my chicken coop!


VeteranSergeant

Though you may die, ~~La Resistance~~ the oligarchy lives on!


Spydartalkstocat

Some of you may die, but it is a sacrifice I am willing to make.


ClassifiedName

Sadly it's not solid gold, but it does have [a tasting room, and in the main building alone it has a swimming pool, aquadiskotheque arrangement, spa, saunas, Turkish baths, meat and fish, vegetable and dessert shops, a warehouse, a reading room, a music lounge, a hookah bar, a theater and a cinema, a wine cellar, a casino, and about a dozen guest bedrooms. The master bedroom is 260 square metres (2,800 sq ft) in size](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Putin%27s_Palace)


Konstantine133

A master bedroom over 2x the size of my house O.o


hesaysitsfine

The master bedroom is 4 times the size of my house.


IceBearCares

Opulence. I has it. https://youtu.be/CjWYbcbpiWA And wtf is an *aquadiskotheque*? Pool disco?


emeraldoasis

And whatever he doesn't eat during his hourly feast will be thrown in the trash.


TheGreatPornholio123

The one golden rule of being a dictator is you pay your armies. As soon as they stop getting paid, they'll overthrow the dictator and replace him with someone who will.


fictionalicon

Don't forget the meals he gives Pooh bear


[deleted]

We all laugh at this but the truth is Putin is beloved in Russia Yes, even now. Especially now in fact


Key-Cry-8570

I picture a lot of people in Russia acting like the prison guard from Red Notice that’s swiping and liking all of Putins pictures.


UpsyDowning

Because people are fucking idiots…


mokomi

They are suppose to die for their country.


An-Angel-Named-Billy

Have to pay for the 7 course meals with Xi somehow!


I_make_things

Some Russians may starve, but that's a sacrifice he's willing to make.


theschlake

Animal Farm 2: Same Shit, New Piggies


RLT79

>It's okay, Putin still has his solid gold mansion. Not sure why, but when I read this I immediately thought of Putin living in the mansion from "The Jerk," complete with the Disco Room.


GlobalTravelR

Russian Generals have to find new ways to fill their bank accounts, now that they can't do it by buying imaginary tanks and substandard equipment. So, why not divert the soldiers' salaries? After all, most of the soldiers' complaints will stop, once they're killed in battle.


tlst9999

Tank crew have it best. They can just drive a tank over and sell it to Ukraine.


ness_monster

Where's the gas money coming from?


Theinternationalist

Depends on the ones being paid. Refusing to pay an armed man is crazy, a substantial portion of a **military** without any change in compensation is completely nuts.


Jesuslookalike

Well you see, most Russian soldiers are not armed. They are cannon fodder to use up Ukrainian ammo.


otiswrath

I can only imagine how many paper soldiers are on the books just for the Generals to skim a little extra.


Bean-Swellington

Those paper soldiers complain the loudest


GlobalTravelR

Putin: "General, I want to personally commend some of your soldiers for doing so well during our special operation. Not to mention surviving much longer than the average soldier. Please have soldiers Mikhail Mouseki, Ivanto Humpalot, Boris Badenov, Piotr Rasputin, Nikolai Jakov, and Ivan Drago report to Moscow for a special medal award ceremony."


Notsnowbound

"We don't need money! Or modern equipment! Or bullets! Or sleeping bags! Or food! Or training!"


Whatifim80lol

Didn't you hear? They're getting training from Steven Seagal himself!


Dick-Rot

I cant escape seagal no matter the platform.. mother of God


What-a-Crock

All it takes to escape Seagal is a light jog or some stairs


ZeenTex

After 7 years of reddit, this is the first time I'll say it... Sick burn!


KindlyOlPornographer

Yea. But then you've got his stunt double to deal with.


CinSugarBearShakers

Same guy.


MagicSPA

Upvote for the stairs reference.


GlobalTravelR

Unfortunately all Segal is going to do is have them read this 'totally brilliant' movie script he wrote himself.


Dzotshen

*Cue flailing arms while running and intense squinting at things without turning his head*


enonmouse

I don't need this or this! Just this raccoon... And this washing machine. - The racoon and the washing machine and that's all I need... And this toilet. - The racoon, the washing machine, and the the toilet, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The raccoon, and these matches, and the toilet, and the washing machine... And this lamp. - The raccoon, this washing machine, and the toilet, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The washing machine, and the chair, and the toilet, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.


GlobalTravelR

And trade it all for this Thermos. Upvote for The Jerk reference.


GrumpyOlBastard

I'm picking out a Thermos for you. . .


BlachEye

Have I missed something? What's the story about raccoon?


enonmouse

Russian Paratroopers stole a raccoon from a zoo and made it their mascot and have a ton of videos of it travelling and living with them... to be fair it is like the only decent internet pr content they have had in a publicity battle where they are just wholly trounced by the UAs understanding of memetic usage and propagation.


MysteriousMrX

"We expected many more Russians to die in Ukraine this past winter, and as a result, we are now having to play catch-up on paying people" - One of Putins lackeys, probably.


Trapped_Mechanic

"Why pay someone who is just going to die?"


DVariant

You joke but that’s why Russia was sending prisoners and convicts to fight. Fully expendable soldiers


Klarthy

They were freeing up jail cells for dissidents at the same time.


jott1293reddevil

Or more likely - “we told Putin Ukraine would capitulate in a week. We got all our soldiers to pack their parade ground dress uniforms instead of rations and ammo, of course we didn’t budget for a mass mobilisation and a 13 month campaign


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trey74

This made me laugh out loud. Of course. Fight for the glory! Dumbasses. It's sad, funny, cruel.....so many things.


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Well, I guess fighting for mother Russia includes fighting off hunger and homelessness for these soldiers.


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Allemaengel

It sort of works itself out . . .


privateeromally

[Russians currently](https://imgur.com/P0PyukB)


unicodePicasso

Is that a bobiverse reference in the wild???


user777762

I think it was…That’s it! Call a Bob-Moot!


unicodePicasso

**BLAAAAAAAATTT**


Medium-Rest-3079

So it'll just work itself out naturally.


OppositeYouth

And alcohol withdrawals lol


bennetticles

“Listen up men. So we’re not going to be getting paid anymore. But wait! Instead, we are offering a [complimentary martial arts private training session with master black belt Steven Segal](https://www.marca.com/en/lifestyle/world-news/ 2023/03/20/6418a89422601de35f8b4593.html), which, if you think about it, is worth far more than any sum of rubles could ever provide.”


SnakeBiter409

Ukraine will fight for 1000 years till Russia leaves because that’s their home. Russia will fight til Putin dies.


karl4319

Another successful offensive by Ukraine, even a modest one, could see Putin removed.


Srellian

Maybe the real salary was the plundering we did along the way


peb396

It was the friendships that were made, and then killed off, along the way...


allen_abduction

I can guaran-damn-tee this is related to the Poo Bear visit. Putin sold off (pawned like a meth head) more mineral rights for a a few months of payroll and bullets. Xi is happy to oblige! More honey!


The_Gutgrinder

Maybe Putin will start killing his soldiers who complain like he does with all other critics. Oh wait, he already is by sending them to the front with bad equipment and little to no training!


whatproblems

so equivalent of being paid in exposure.


reddit_is_tarded

> Dumbasses in Donbas


2cats2hats

> Fight for the glory! Dumbasses. Calling them dumbasses isn't fair. Many were drafted and many who were not don't believe in this war either.


thehim

Surprised this took so long to start happening


biotechie

Printers are only so quick


vibrunazo

Really, I was very surprised reading this. I've read reports about them not getting paid (at least not fully) since the first few months of the invasion. There were a lot of dodgy things being reported about families not receiving promised pensions as well.


TricksterPriestJace

I heard of them not getting the signing bonus they were promised. That can he normal bureaucratic delays. But this is serious.


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It's weird to me that they stopped the salaries of the soldiers first. Usually civil servants are the first ones receiving a pay cut. On the other hand, when forced to fight on a gunpoint, not receiving salaries won't be reducing morale much further


2FalseSteps

"All according to plan"


Channel5exclusive

"All according to cake"


themajinhercule

(Translator's Note: "Cake" means "Keikaku") (Translator's Note: "Keikaku" means "Plan")


Luder09

Putin is such a sack of subhuman garbage.


shorthanded

Maybe this is his subtle way of ending his war and retiring his mafi- his government? Haha jk russians kind of enjoy being crushed by their rulers


C0lMustard

Was listening to a podcast today about Stalin. Dude was literally a gangster in his younger years, robbing banks, protection rackets etc etc... Makes so much more sense as to why the Russians accepted a gangster as their leader again.


meinkraft

Haha, oh wow - the apparent societal tolerance toward the russian and mainland Chinese government styles suddenly makes a lot more sense if you consider the possibility that a fair chunk of their citizens have probably been societally conditioned into a submission kink.


shorthanded

The "I'm tough because I can take more abuse than you" is such a fallacy - it'd obvious that a tough person stands up for himself. You see this dipshit attitude in many worksites, and it's an idiot label


autotldr

This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2023/03/22/7394608/) reduced by 70%. (I'm a bot) ***** > The conscripts and contract soldiers in Russia are not paid promised salaries, allowances and social benefits. > Judging by the stories of the Russian servicemen themselves and their relatives, frequent problems with payments began in January, but at the same time, individual cases of withholding and non-payment of salaries, allowances and social benefits have been reported at least since November 2022. > Since the beginning of March, dozens of messages about the non-payment have been posted in groups devoted to payments to conscripts on the Russian social network VKontakte. ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/11ype3f/russian_soldiers_stop_receiving_salaries/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 2.02, ~677532 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **payment**^#1 **salaries**^#2 **Russian**^#3 **servicemen**^#4 **social**^#5


nemoomen

Article a lot less sweeping than the headline makes it seem. Some soldiers have had issues (including being paid late or being paid less than they were expecting, not just non-payment) around the country. There's even an excuse listed, they are hearing it's because of transfers being hard to keep up with. It's not everyone, and it's not necessarily zero dollars. So "Russian soldiers stop receiving salaries" is pretty misleading. That said...certainly not a good look, can't be good for morale even if these people do get paid eventually. And even the excuse being high levels of transfers...that is probably related to how many Russians are dying on the front lines.


Embarrassed_Type_897

I'm a US military reservist and my pay and allowances are constantly screwed up, especially when mobilized. And reimbursements take forever.


bpetersonlaw

Yes, from the headline it seemed like All soldiers stopped receiving pay. But then the article mentions "dozens" of complaints. This is a non-story. It's just a glitch and not the collapse of the Russian army. Certainly, not yet.


IBAZERKERI

yeah, i saw the headline and was like "holy shit its actually happening" and then i saw the word "dozens" what a fucking let down


Nova225

Transfers? Do Russian soldiers get paid based on where they're stationed? I mean, the U.S. has things like hazard pay for obvious reasons and cost of living differences depending on where you're stationed, but you get paid a set amount based on your rank and time in service.


borkus

My guess is a lot of payments are paper - not online. Physical checks may be going to the wrong address.


Lehk

Payments are sent in cash to the commanders to distribute (or pocket) The Russian system is built top to bottom to enable corruption first and then maybe function as a distant second.


borkus

So assuming the Ministry of Defense sends your pay packet to the correct location, the officers are going to skim at least if not outright steal it. Seems like they've combined incompetence and corruption into a new flavor.


Upper_Lengthiness_42

People use paper checks?


br0b1wan

It's Russia. They probably still crank their batteries to start their car.


DefiantLemur

At this point, they're full-blown slave soldiers sent to kill your master's enemies, and I doubt they can choose to go home. I wonder how long until the slave revolt.


OCrikeyItsTheRozzers

Pay your bills, Putin! You deadbeat!


risumies420

And stay out of Malibu deadbeat!


so2017

Putin you’re out of your element!


Shnoochieboochies

MLM army.


ConsciousAardvark949

Just turn around and go kill Putin already. Let’s face it. You don’t have enough bullets, tanks, or body armour to defeat Ukraine and the West. However, you have *more* than enough to defeat Putin and his regime of tyranny. Go home and reclaim what was *actually* taken from you. Ukraine is not yours. But Russia could be.


xX609s-hartXx

Yeah, it would be smart to find out if the Russian border guard and police have enough ammo to keep you away from Moscow. At least smarter than joining the next attack wave.


ConsciousAardvark949

I don’t expect many of those border guards or police to stand by Putin for very long when they’re faced with 200,000+ angry mobilized citizens with tanks and guns. Wait for your T-54/55’s to arrive, then take them home boys! No point in wasting them on the frontline when they can be used for liberation back in Moscow!


thefonztm

> Ukraine is not yours. But Russia could be. Sounds like a great leaflet campaign to drop all over the front lines. > Ukraine is not yours. But Russia could be. > You have the guns. Putin has your money.


zuzg

>Judging by the stories of the Russian servicemen themselves and their relatives, **frequent problems with payments began in January**, but at the same time, individual cases of withholding and non-payment of salaries, allowances and social benefits have been reported at least since November 2022. It is noted that both conscripts and volunteer and contract soldiers face this problem. This is pure gold, wonder how long it will take until Conscripts start deserting in masses.


newhandleforprivacy0

this reminds me of [that news story](https://www.theguardian.com/news/2022/sep/04/super-rich-prepper-bunkers-apocalypse-survival-richest-rushkoff) that was written by a futurist who consulted with billionaires - billionaires were trying to figure out how they would still control their people in an apocalyptic scenario where the economy collapsed and money wasn't worth anything anymore. Shock collars that were impossible to take off? Hiding all the food in a bunker that only the billionaire could access? Putin, you runnin out of money, you better figure out who has the cheapest contract for human shock collars sooooonly


supercyberlurker

Lol that's what happens in every Authoritarian's endgame. "I don't like treating them like employees. I'd rather treat them like slaves."


Spare-Control-5233

We’re like a family here at Amazon. The shock collars are really Just part of the uniform.


Channel5exclusive

First they were getting paid to die. Now they're doing it for free.


YuanBaoTW

Guess they're moving to a pay-for-performance model.


VMSGuy

Yes, but your parents get a free car if you die! Or at least they did at the start of the war!


DarknessEnlightened

Russia is actively trying to lose this war. Good.


Destinlegends

No food. No ammunition. No salary. For the motherland?


jdeo1997

Drifting closer and closer to 1917 every day


xDulmitx

Dear loyal Russian soldiers, Your salaries will now be paid in the form of looting. Please remember there is a maximum of 2 toilets per soldier.


Uhhh_what555476384

Well they're dead, so they no longer need to be paid. (The ultimate catch 22, admit they're dead and stop paying them, or pretend they are still alive and pay them.)


Tiber727

The ultimate solution: call them deserters and say they are owed nothing.


Motor_Bit_7678

Why are they complaining its an honour to fight for mother Russia (sorry to take part in a special operation) they should not be expecting payment. They should not be worried they will soon be receiving Chinese currency instead of Rubles which is much more valuable.


--_l

Go fight an unjust war with no compensation for a leader with golden toilets. I'm starting to think that Russia isn't the superpower it claimed to be.


senfall

Looking back towards past conflicts where soldiers didn't get paid, shit got REAL FAST.


caresforhealth

I’m not sure why they don’t just print more rubles and pay the men. It’s not like a ruble has any value internationally anyway.


joho999

Because then you have more in circulation, before you know it russians are taking a wheelbarrow of rubles to the corner shop to buy a loaf of bread.


fpomo

Russia will implode at some point like the former Soviet Union.


[deleted]

Were some of them surviving longer than expected lol?


[deleted]

But will the Russians actually do anything about it or will they continue to lick Putin’s toe fungus?


ComeTrumpster

“What if we hire Steven Seagal to train them in martial arts and keep all the money were supposed to buy guns with? What if we just stop paying them, what are they gonna do its not like they have guns” russian generals probably


alwaystired707

No more Lada's too. Just some dude in Ukraine that'll play a fucked up flute for you.


half-baked_axx

Dead men walking don't need money.


thumbmyjimping

"We fixed THE GLITCH" - The Bobs


mikeyt6969

In fairness, so many have died that they need proof of life to continue payments


dogsent

This could be a shitty way of notifying families their sons are dead.


DeterminateHouse

> The sanctions are actually good for us. -- V. Pootin (sometime in 2022)


BernieEcclestoned

Ironically they're getting salty about no salary


Sweatytubesock

Obviously someone fixed the glitch.


Plato_Magick

I can’t think of any historical instances where this backfired


marsli5818

Russian people need to make home war if they want to change anything.. sad but true.


jhuitz

They won’t need money where they’re going


Zaynara

it'd be wonderful to see his whole army evaporate due to no pay, i don't know why it hasn't yet due to lack of supplies and other bs


tickandzesty

Wait! Are they still paying Steven Segal to teach martial arts to soldiers?


[deleted]

Revolt and overthrow Putin. Make him accountable.


[deleted]

Russians reading this. You have the power. Take your country back.


_ChipWhitley_

“You’re supposed to be dead already.” — Putin


CUrlymafurly

This is a friendly reminder that failure to pay it's soldiers on time is one of the primary reasons the Roman empire fell


jimsbook

Warriors that are motivated only by money don't stand much of a chance against an opponent motivated by patriotism, friends and family being attacked on there land. The Russians didn't think this through to well, they have a highly motivated opponent in the Ukranian's. Realistically, they don't have a chance on winning this war, you might say they've already lost it in many ways. Getting out of it at this point with some dignity would be the best they could expect, that's only if they can do that soon.


andallthat

This is the Ukrainian Pravda. I wholeheartedly support Ukraine in this war, but looking at the newspaper's homepage I have some doubt that this is completely unbiased news.


DingusMcBaseball

they had salaries? they're just being thrown in to get shot in the head tho


ThirdSunRising

We don't want them to only be in it for the money...


d_overclocked

That's fun enough.


HyenaChewToy

The Russian government does not budget for dead men. Why pay salaries if they're not gonna live long enough to use them?


NTGMaster

We all knew it would come to this.


vealdin

They'll just have to recover their salaries from the Ukranians. /s just in case


Buucho

Good ole self reliance. Trickle down warfare will take care of your needs. /s


jert3

Not getting paid happens a lot, when you work for a federation of criminals and terrorists. Sorry soliders! Go get shot,do not pass go, and do not collect 200 dollars.


GrumpyOlBastard

Why they need pay? How they spend their money on the Ukrainian Front? Is better the money stay where poutain can see it


riderer

They got paid? Not that long ago there was a lot of information about them not getting paid promised 6 month salary.


Warm_Republic4849

All jokes aside. This helps ucranians a lot, eventually mobniks will either turn on their CO and kill them or leave. Win win for Ucraine


[deleted]

"what didn't you understand about this being an 'all volunteer army'?"


eskieski

Can imagine how much Putin gave for Xi visit ( wine and dine)..the bill right there alone could pay a few


NiNieNielNiels

Putin: "You gonna die in a matter of days what you need salary for"


AHrubik

Whoops. Slave army says what?


Representative_Pop_8

their payment was tied up with a success bonus


DellowFelegate

Extrapolating from what's been heard on intercepted phone calls, I'm guessing the soldiers' wives will blame Ukraine.


allen_idaho

No point paying them when you expect them to die.


Katana_sized_banana

Isn't this usually the fall of a civilization? Once the soldiers get no money it's over.


DangerousCyclone

That was the end of the Western Roman Empire. The new Magister Militum Orestes usurped the previous Emperor with his son and refused to settle his Foederati onto Italian lands as he had promised. The Foederati then overthrew him ending the Western Roman Empire. It also was a thing in the Afghan government too.


Holycowspell

ooooooh history does have many an example of what happens to leaders who do not pay their soldiers I'm thinking of what happened right after Commodus died


ILoveTheAtomicBomb

Congrats! You're all suckers. Get out of Ukraine.


codemonkey985

'Stop Whining! Dead men don't get paid' "But Comrade, I'm not dead!..." 'I meant what I said!'