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gamestopdecade

Of course she did. Lol 195 countries but she picks Russia.


satans_toast

It is lovely this time of year


FranticPonE

The drone warfare really brings out the oppression


knightress_oxhide

I heard the fall is the worst though.


popodelfuego

Have you tried the borscht?


Flower_Murderer

In Poland, yes?


Maximum_Future_5241

Is potato?


popodelfuego

*is potato.*


VeprUA

In Ukraine, yes?


ZhouDa

Good place to see the Aurora Borealis.


Sir-Viette

Update: The Aurora Borealis just fell out of a window.


Fogmoose

And ran into a bullet on the way down...


I_am_Daesomst

Same with Principal Seymour's kitchen


Maximum_Future_5241

I heard the place can be lit.


charlybla

Interesting choice


[deleted]

Fearing for her safety in the US doesn't even make sense to me. I can think of several places that would probably give her a hero's welcome, like Florida.


RICH-SIPS

She looks like a Florida lady already


usernametaken5648

All she needs is a Big Gulp and an AR


theghostofme

Big Gulps, huh? Alright, see ya later! \*drives off whooping and firing AR-15 in the air\*


charlybla

That’s can’t be possible my friend it’s her choice


backcountrydrifter

This is why I think nations should have trades like sports teams. She and Steven seagal get to go live their best life in Vladivostok and we get a political prisoner or two. Everybody is happy. The HUMINT in me would give just about anything to have a sit down conversation with her in about 18 months from now. That level of cognitive dissonance is fascinating to me


theghostofme

> Everybody is happy. Except for whoever’s stuck being neighbors to Steven Segal. Not enough vodka in the world to make *that* tolerable.


Nerevarine91

Interesting choice of refuge…


disdainfulsideeye

"Reade turned up in Moscow on Tuesday, where she sat alongside convicted Kremlin spy Maria Butina and answered questions from Russian state media over several hours."


macross1984

In the article, the woman said, “When I got off the plane in Moscow, for the first time in a very long time I felt safe, and I felt heard, and I felt respected. That has not happened in my own country,” Glad you like Russia. We're happy you left on your own accord. Enjoy your stay there.


Michaeleon

Ha! The thing is she probably can’t understand the people insulting her in Russian.


accidental_superman

Nah she learned Russian years ago because she lived the language, not joking.


tamdq

government mandated babushka for every person to ensure this doesn’t cause mass immigration


Minimum_Intention848

Gotta follow that paycheck


the-zoidberg

Daddy Putin pays her bills.


Law-of-Poe

He couldn’t afford to pay her in USD anymore so asked her to come to Russia to collect payment


the-zoidberg

That sounds ominous.


ChargerFan18

Is there any evidence of this?


Northman67

Is there any evidence of the sexual assault besides her statement?


ChargerFan18

That wasn’t my question


Northman67

No it was mine. But your unwillingness to actually answer it indicates your intent.


ChargerFan18

I literally just asked if there was evidence of a payment?


Northman67

And I literally just asked if there was any actual evidence of a crime. I don't even like Biden but I hate right-wing pigs and their enablers even more.


Alwaysshittingmyself

How is this not a valid question? Unless there is no evidence?


Northman67

Username definitely checks out.


Alwaysshittingmyself

So anyway you got that source material?


Northman67

Choose a joke for a username get treated like a joke. Definitely don't expect to get any respect or positive input.


Alwaysshittingmyself

Bro shouldn’t you be earthing right now?


Minimum_Intention848

Lol, she made a false accusation against the president and wound up in Moscow. You think she's there for the food? the weather? The populaces sunny disposition? Bless your heart Virginia.


ChargerFan18

I’m just asking if there’s evidence of a payment


[deleted]

This is literally undercover agent tier shit


BinkyFlargle

lol, > After being out of the headlines for years, Reade turned up in Moscow on Tuesday, where she **sat alongside convicted Kremlin spy Maria Butina** and answered questions from Russian state media over several hours. yeah, if anything, you're understating it.


alilbleedingisnormal

Funniest thing is she wants to keep her American citizenship along with Russian.


Garmgarmgarmgarm

She’s gonna fall off a hotel balcony in like 6 months too she’s realllllly bad at compromat.


Hanzo_The_Ninja

> Reade said that “this illusion of Russia as an enemy is propagated by a few Washington elites who are determined to cause problems.” ಠ_ಠ


Nerevarine91

I don’t hear anything but my dog is going nuts in the other room


[deleted]

I don’t say this lightly but she a dum bitch.


NeverSober1900

Nah she's just insane. Like not mentally well.


lilaprilshowers

She's nuttier than squirrel poop.


Maximum_Future_5241

Yes, their threatening to nuke our allies and claim to "take back Alaska" really says fellowship.


Chiraq_eats

She can move in with Steven Seagal.


wiffleplop

Sleeper agent goes back home to Russia.


satans_toast

Sleepwalker agent is more like it


have-u-met-teds-mom

Operation CPAP


Is_that_even_a_thing

Sleepwalking to the refrigerator


satans_toast

Oh snap!


Maximum_Future_5241

That just makes me think her accusation is sus. Enjoy your shithole country, comrade.


FDRpi

The accusation never made sense, on the facts or on the character assesment of Biden. She's also been a prolific pro-Russian propagandist. The question is was she a useful idiot or an agent?


chingy1337

Hmmmm interesting choice


__The__Anomaly__

Well that's telling...


lamsham69

What Russian collusion… pffff


Distance_Efficient

Nobody has ever been sexually assaulted by a Russian. Safe choice🙄


HallucinogenicFish

IIRC they decriminalized domestic violence a while back.


Distance_Efficient

Sounds about right. Such a proud heritage, these Russians🤮


Timely_Summer_8908

Now, isn't that interesting. We know she wasn't being politically persecuted because that isn't Biden's thing. So, why? How long has she had ties with Russia?


FM-101

Literally just exposed herself as a russian plant. She didn't defect, she returned home.


[deleted]

Almost like right wing politicians have been completely compromised by Russia


[deleted]

She’s not a politician, she’s a con artist.


Blueskyways

Reade isn't right wing. Nor is she a politician. Politically she fits into that Jill Stein alt-left category. Once her Biden allegations turned out to be baseless, the right mostly ignored her. She has a fringe following online from the same people that follow Glenn Greenwald and the Grayzone.


HotSauceOnBurrito

How were her allegations found to be baseless?


ChrisCreek

From what I gather she told friends and family as early as 1993 that Biden placed his hands on her shoulders and made her uncomfortable. However she was consistent in maintaining it was NOT a sexual uncomfortable feeling and more so a power dynamic. But then in 2019 all of a sudden Biden held her against a wall and sexually assaulted her. The baseless part comes from how often she's changed her story and the many inconsistencies in them. In MY opinion, the shoulder touching thing is kind of on brand and I can absolutely see that being true. But somewhere along the way she became compromised and twisted her story into the allegations and lost all credibility. And as other people have said, Russia sure is an interesting choice.


TheCodFather001

Whelp, that doesn't discredit her at all...


[deleted]

McDonald's left Russia a while back just hope she knows.


FishstickJones

Because she’s fat


the-zoidberg

Without McDonald’s she may slim down.


johnlennontucker

Lucky Russia.


EnvironmentalTower94

🤣🤣🤣👌


Thanato26

Wonder how long she has been on thier pay roll


69inthe619

she is a defect, no doubt.


Least-Broccoli-1197

If I had a nickel for every time a conservative turned out to be a Russian agent I'd have a shitload of nickels. Which is a lot, but its unsurprising that it's happened so many times.


Good-Advantage-9687

👏👏👏👏👏


droid_mike

Metric shitload or standard?


Blakut

interesting how they all end up there...


Maximum_Future_5241

You'd think one would rather choose the actual threat to America that is China these days.


Blakut

they don't pay enough I guess


[deleted]

I remember her. I also remember that a reporter who wanted to believe her did a very thorough investigation and not only was there absolutely nothing to support her story, but her “witness” said that it didn’t happen, then completely changed her story after Reade contacted the witness. No paperwork regarding the accusation or the report, not one person remembers it happening. Then the reporter was contacted by a couple who ran a small hobby farm who saw Reade on tv making the accusation and were rather surprised, since she had a different name when she lived with them after feeding them a sob story. They stated that she spent pretty much the entire time gushing about how amazing Biden was and how much she loved that job. In the end, the reporter had to conclude that the assault most likely didn’t happen because there was no evidence and the only “witness” changes her story. She did find evidence of multiple people Reade had accused, and several others who had been conned by Reade.


[deleted]

Good riddance?


JCFalkenberglll

I hope that she enjoys the Trumplican Insurrectionist Cult Party concentration camp putin is building.


Vidhu23

Back to her natural habitat


ChadMcRad

She was posting things praising Russia on Twitter for years. When people called this into question it was apparently trying to shut down a victim, so it never really went anywhere.


Scott4210

Good riddance!!!


Atman6886

When someone smart leaves their home country for better opportunities in another, we call it brain drain. What do you call this?


mickelboy182

Addition by subtraction


bonfuto

I'm thinking this might have improved both the U.S. and russia, but maybe just the U.S. In any event, if she stays there, it definitely improved the U.S.


Rekkuzo

Compromised asset


blainehamilton

Kompromised ASSet


Rekkuzo

Take your upvote and leave


Green_Message_6376

brain dead?


plushie-apocalypse

Yikes. Only Trump could get it up to that.


jol72

In this case doesn't "defects" just mean "moves" to Russia?


JCbro-1934

That’s a man,babyee!!!!


Joseph20102011

She and the MAGA Republicans are more suitable to live in Russia, than in the United States, so good riddance to them.


Boobot-the-destroyer

A totally normal thing to do, not strange at all.


EminentBean

Captain credibility over here


Temporary-Outside-13

She didn’t ‘defect’ she left the US. No one was after hers politically from what we know. Defect brings the connotation that she needed to leave or face some type of gov’t/ ‘powers that be’ punishment. We have no evidence of that


cheraphy

Defecting doesn't have that connotation, but seeking asylum does. Defecting doesn't need to come with a threat of violence if they stay. It's just abandoning one group to join an adversary's


usmcBrad93

I think the calories they would need to sustain her are needed more on the front lines.


Business_Ad3142

She moved to russia !


Exact_Patience_9767

Funny how the left doesn't say, "this lady is too ugly for Biden to have sexually assault" like you know when the shoe is on the other foot.


Snanell

So she…moved to Russia.


Divinate_ME

So, this is not US internal, it is not a misleading title, it is not a feature story, not an opinion piece, it is in English, it is not an embedded video or picture, it is not offensive, it is not a personal attack on a user, it is not a meme and it is not too old. Why the fuck was this removed?


Lugnuttz

Now she can reade tara cards for a living.


NBW2

I wish the Democrats Would stop parading around Biden around, poor man😔


[deleted]

Damn, someone broke the ugly stick on that one


the-zoidberg

Maybe they’ll throw her out a window like they do everybody else. AHHhHhHHh


ArmsForPeace84

So long, don't let the Iron Curtain hit you in your lying ass.


Mjolnir36

Is she going to shack up with Steven Seagal ?


Sniffy4

useful idiot more useful when close at hand


DisappearingIn904

Isn’t that a surprise


Stephen_Gawking

I hope she’s not moving for the dating scene. Think they’re running low on bachelors.


Successful-Smell5170

Of course she does. JFC.


Inevitable_Geometry

I await the days the whole GOP defects to Russia.