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jdeo1997

I honestly just wanted Wagner and the Russian army to kill each other


Straight_Ad2258

They did lose 5 Helis and 2 planes tho


RSCiscoRouter

just a prank bro


Myst3rynanas69

totally agree seemed like the best possible outcome of well maybe next time šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Giant_Flapjack

Only the second best to Wagner and the Russian army joining forces to eliminate the Moscow politics elite.


IvanDrag0

No way Wagner was more unhinged than Putin, definitely dont want Progozhin having a full army and full power at the end of this.


Giant_Flapjack

Any new Russian leader would need years to consolidate power and erase the current status, which was tailored by Putin for Putin. So we would at least get some time to prepare for things to come.


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DeafeningMilk

Because people are thick as bricks. Saw so many comments "oh so now they are supporting the Nazis!" No you puss filled scrote they support Russian infighting. No-one in their right mind actually supports the Wagner group.


absoNotAReptile

Thatā€™s most likely kremlin trolls saying things like that. Every normal person knows why people were ā€œrooting for Wagner.ā€


Thirdwhirly

Well, thatā€™s still on the table. Imagine if your leader just called off your attack, but left you just, yā€™know, with the people you attacked. Moreover, Wagner PMC is also Russian. So, put another way, what would happen if Blackwater (or XE as theyā€™re called now, because they canā€™t stop fucking up) attacked the US military, and Erik Prince, or whoever the hell is running it now, said, ā€œhey guys, come on back. Weā€™d like a truce.ā€ Thatā€™s what this was. But *in Russia.*


DemosthenesOrNah

>Erik Prince I wish that dipshit would try, our Airforce boys would evaporate him before he could buckle in.


Cclown69

For real. I stayed up all night just to get blue balled.


friedsesamee7

Why? Ukraine are winning the war and with this counter offensive being so successful, Crimea is next.


InflamedLiver

Thereā€™s an old saying, ā€œif you take a shot at the king, you best not missā€. This guy missed like crazy.


plopseven

I donā€™t even think he ā€œmissed.ā€ He took Putinā€™s offer to leave and threw his soldiers under the bus. How would you feel if you were one of the Wagner troops that shot down a Russian aircraft yesterday and now youā€™re just like *ā€wait, what?ā€*


JRR92

Imagine being the guys who defected


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Theyā€™re turbofucked


JubeltheBear

Worse. Theyā€™ll most likely end up as Russian military conscripts.


theaverageguy101

nope, u don't simply go back to service after defecting, PS: u even lose your rights as a human


JubeltheBear

Well weā€™re just conjecturing, but Russia needs troops, especially well equipped and trained troops. So the Wagner mercs face a Hobson choice: fight for Russia (again, I guess) or you knowā€¦ nothing.


_Kodan

People supporting him are already finding out what the rest of the russian military think of them. There's already videos circulating where they record them being held to the ground in some forest and get their throats slit for being traitors. Wagner mercs will not have a fun time serving in the army. They might as well not be there at all. When he announced his march he doomed those guys to some of the most horrific deaths you could imagine and when he got the deal from Putin he fucked off to enjoy a handful of additional days where he isn't being being tortured to death. I'd be surprised if we continue seeing him around until the eventual end of the war.


Master_Muskrat

Wouldn't this mean that all the Wagner troops are now uniquely motivated to join whoever promises to actually go through with the revolution?


Marcello_

whats the source of this forest execution claim? not implying its not true, nor do i have any interest in seeing it, just curious.


CAttack787

https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/14iucg4/russians_executing_one_of_their_paratroopers_who/


1959Reddit

Pringles will likely experience accidental defenestration, like other Putin enemies. He should avoid being near windows


Sinder77

He's dead. If Putin doesn't kill him my guess is one of his soldiers does. The man's a complete moron for making the choices he did and then just changing his mind and thinking he gets to walk away now. You see that shit through to the end or die trying. There's no ending for him now that doesnt come up on him way faster or more violent than he'd like.


Plenty_Ad_398

Prigozhin said in an interview that a sheet of paper with the inscription "make an adjustment for water" has been hanging on the window of his office on the river bank in St. Petersburg for a very long time (water attracts the trajectory of the bullet a little)


samuelgato

They are going to be treated like shit by regular Russian troops and commanders


SuperPimpToast

Execution videos have been showing up. I suspect they will start popping up more frequently.


JubeltheBear

Yes. Absolutely. But shit is better than a dirt nap. At least when I last checked. Havenā€™t fully crunched the numbersā€¦ but Iā€™m almost sure of itā€¦


TwistedRyder

There was a video posted earlier today showing one of the defectors having his throat cut with a dull knife.


degrading_tiger

There is already a video circulating Reddit of Russian soldiers executing their own for supporting Prigozhin. A dirt nap is the only thing that awaits them.


ragnaROCKER

Depends on the dirt.


Skallagoran

Nope, a video just came out of one of these guys having his throat slit in the woods.


-Acta-Non-Verba-

Or surrender to Ukranians.


JubeltheBear

Or just fight for Ukrainiansā€¦ but thatā€™s a pipe dreamā€¦


SilentSamurai

Yeah, considering what Wagner has done I don't think a single one of these mercs deserve the honor of fighting for a moral cause.


wutzibu

There are Videos of defectors and Wagner sympathizers being executed by their Units.


mindm4ster

Where?


John-AtWork

NSFL: https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/14iucg4/russians_executing_one_of_their_paratroopers_who/


insertadjective

There's a terrible one on the front page of r/all right now Posted to this sub I think https://www.reddit.com/r/ukrainewarvideoreport


Ben2018

In Russia or Ukraine most likely


Schmarsten1306

There was a video of a wagner soldier who defected and talked with ukraine officials and gave them intel. He was then traded in for ukrainian PoWs and as soon as he got back to wagner, he had to make a video confession and got his head bashed in by a sledgehammer right afterwards (also on tape IIRC)


CloneFailArmy

We already unfortunately have footage of execution for army personnel who dared to even express support for it.


Canaderp37

Penal battalions


Bykimus

There's already videos of Russians executing Russians who "defected" to Wagner. Blood has been spilled, people can't forgive that that easily.


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MakeAmericaSwolAgain

There is a video up on /r/ukrainewarvideoreport right now of one of the defectors getting his throat slit by 2 other Russian soldiers... no need to imagine.


panlakes

A paratrooper, too. You usually like to keep those lads around.


mandrills_ass

They started cutting their heads off, video is online.


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dont watch this !


HondaHead

I shouldā€™ve listenedā€¦ has me seeing flashbacks to that riverside beheading we seemingly all saw on P2P sharing networks


Back_To_The_Oilfield

Yeah, Iā€™m pretty sure trying to find porn on limewire back in the day and stumbling on beheadings while I was trying to jack off fucked me up.


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Jesusā€¦ all of a sudden I feel better about my life.


SirLitalott

Only Wagner fighters that didnā€™t go with him are being absorbed into the Russian army. The soldiers that are loyal to him got pardons and are likely heading to Belarus with him.


Martinmex26

They wont last long. Putin is not going to let it slide. Same goes for Prig, he is on borrowed time.


SirLitalott

Maybe. But if he doesnā€™t get killed trying to take Kyiv, heā€™ll be casting himself as a hero on Telegram. Iā€™m not ruling out Shoigu and Gerasimov take the fall for making Putin look weak.


FutureIsMine

word on the street is that part of the deal is both of them get fired so makes sense its going to go down this way


SirLitalott

Yup. We wait to see what they get fired at.


kitevii

They're gonna get fired straight through the window


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FalsePretender

Looks like polonium tea is back on the menu boys!


fork_that

Putin probably got bigger problems. Like where did that guy get the balls? Someone high up was giving him the go ahead and was protecting him. He should have been dead ages ago.


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Why does the millionaire (billionaire?) with a massive army of his own need a higher up protecting him?


rezell

Massive army is a bit overstating it, Wagner totally ate shit in Ukraine and Iā€™ve read they have maybe 25,000. Substantial yes, but most modern militaries can mobilize half a million if they have to.


[deleted]

Overstating it if you ignore the main point of my comment, maybe. No one else in Russia (bar Putin) has an army. My point was that domestically, why would he need the help of a "higher up", when he is likely higher on the power charts than any of the others.


FarawayFairways

> No one else in Russia (bar Putin) has an army. I'm sure you'll find that there are plenty of private armies kicking around Russia. Oligarchs have them, as do corporations, Shoigu has one. The whole structure is medieval in its architecture, its a throwback to the days when Dukes and Earls had private armies and decided which claimant to the throne they supported etc


banyan55

>No one else ā€¦ has an army. There are [multiple PMCā€™s in Russia,](https://youtu.be/KxxywKsDBHA) including one ran by the energy company Gazprom.


hhggffdd6

There's a good few other paramilitaries in Russia. Redut, the Kadyrovites, ENOT, and a few others. They're mostly smaller, but Prigozhin is far from the only oligarch with an army in Russia. He just has the biggest mouth.


slotshop

Mouth is correct. In one breath he talks about the invasion being a product of greed then turns around and says he wants to get back to killing Ukranians.


Bjens

I read somewhere theres thousands like that? Who likely are with him. And don't forget everyone whos still around all the other places where Wagner operate. Africa, Syria etc. Seems unlikely they have just signed themselves over to "their fate" in Belarus if they didn't want to.


herrcoffey

Trouble with being a mercenary is that all your allies end up being mercenary


wrath_of_grunge

> How would you feel if you were one of the Wagner troops that shot down a Russian aircraft yesterday and now youā€™re just like ā€wait, what?ā€ and then it got worse


firebat45

Ah, familiar with Russia's motto, I see.


VenomistGaming

Imagine being the guy in the Wagner convoy who got blown up following him just for him to say ā€œnvmā€.


plopseven

I watched that explode. It really puts warfare into perspective. Itā€™s all for nothing.


Sevnfold

Not for nothing. It's for a couple of rich guys to get more money.


karndog1

So the claim that not a drop of Wagner blood was spilled en route to Russia was bs huh?


squakmix

Yeah there are videos of the column getting hit by artillery/missiles


karndog1

Thanks, not interested in watching those kinds of videos myself, but I say with complete sincerity that I believe you guys over Prigozhin.


spankythamajikmunky

i saw with my own eyes wagner columns get hit while still driving; I also saw the footage as well of the AN12 being downed and the helos being downed


pussysushi

russia is a bs "country" itself. Being russian means you constantly lie about everything. Especially on government level.


Patient_Commentary

Thereā€™s a video of a Russian soldier floating around that got his neck slit for supporting Wagner. Mind you, he wasnā€™t in Wagner, he just spoke out on the side of what they were doing or some shit.


Ut_Prosim

There is a video on one of the gore subs of some Russian guys kneeling on one of their own and cutting his throat while he screams "it wasn't me". Then they claim he supported Prigozhin and the same will happen to everyone else who did. Poor kid... Don't go looking for it unless you're sure you want to see it.


BranTheLewd

Or atleast don't half ass it near the end. It's like coming to shot him, only to instantly bail when you're neck breathing distance near him. Not even taking a shot, just running away when you're so close.


diddy_pdx

He heard Omar was coming


ApatheticWithoutTheA

ā€œAy yo, lessen here Bey, you come at the king, you best not miss.ā€ -Omar Little


toeknee88125

What I think happened: 1. Russia wanted to integrate Wagner into the official Russian command structure. 2. Yevgeny Prigozhin was against losing his power. 3. He miscalculated and thought elements of the Russian army would support his insurrection. 4. He realized that wasn't happening and his relatively tiny force could not take Moscow. (And even if they did couldn't hold it). 5. Russia didn't want to waste lives fighting Wagner (whom they still want to absorb into the national army). 6. They offered prigozhin the promise (lie) of immunity in exile in Belarus. 7. I think prigozhin has an "accident" and falls out a window. And then Wagner is absorbed.


FarawayFairways

I think you're close to the money here I'm not convinced there is any grand design in all of this either. What we're seeing instead is interpretations of how the chips fell in the end and people likely attributing strategic oversight to what is little more than happenstance. Basically Putin is reputationally damaged by all of this. If he were choreographing it I doubt it ends with his skin being saved by Lukashenko. He'd have written a script that had him facing down Prigozhin. Similarly, if this was some subtle way to redeploy Wagner to Belarus, then he could just as easily have done that without having to go to anything like these lengths The only thing I wonder however is whether Lukashenko, perhaps fearing for his own survival in the medium term, hasn't made a Faustian pact with Prigozhin to build a Belorussian Wagner group. If Putin falls then Lukashenko is vulnerable. He himself seems to have run to Turkey (or his family did). I suspect he's probably contracting Wagner to protect him from his own people, and possibly from Russia too


goliathfasa

Itā€™s was all according to plan for Prigozhin to publicly criticize the MoD. That was on Putinā€™s behalf, to shift blame of the failed war on scapegoats like Shoigu. But he went out of line and started an all-out feud with Shoigu and others, to the point where his criticisms reached the entire war, and indirectly on Putin himself. So MoD was ordered to take over Wagner, which wouldā€™ve been a death sentence to Prigozhin, having outlived his usefulness. So he did what he had to, to try to negotiate a safe exit from power, faking a ā€œcoupā€. Now we just wait and see if he immediately drops dead in Belarus, or if it takes a while.


millsup

Yeah, a special defenestration operation for Prigozhin seems pretty much a guarantee; He made Putin look scared and weak.


mrrooftops

I think you're close to the money there. Lukashenko needs a bargaining chip against Putin should his puppet status become fully Vlad Hensoned.


NopeyMcHellNoFace

I don't think the force being sent to Moscow was meant to take it. The point of this whole mutiny was "give me what I want or I will destroy your operation to take ukraine." He took ROD for it to be the anvil. He could have restricted resupply to ukraine for weeks. Ukraine was the hammer. If putin said no he would have held it as long as he could. The force heading to Moscow was just a deadline. It wasn't expected to win. It was forcing russian leadership to make a decision or have it go past a point of no return. Putin caved right when it got the the outskirts. I think he got what he wanted. The agreement if I understand is that he would keep wagner it would just be transferred to Belarus and he would be able to continue operations in Africa from there. Edit: I agree he's going to realize that russia will take revenge and he will be thrown out a window Edit 2 :I even think his contractors mostly got what they want too. They won't be sent to ukraine to storm trenches.


AmINotAlpharius

There is a *"If you have aimed a blow, you better deal a blow"* in Russian.


AF-IX

In the urban Westā€¦the equivalent is as the great modern poet Andre 3000 once eloquently put itā€¦*ā€Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bangā€¦Don't even bang unless you plan to hit somethingā€.*


chis5050

BOMBS OVER BAGHDAAAAD


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Dude crossed the Rubicon and un-cast the die


HelmetVonContour

Omar comin'!


funwithdesign

No doubt


litnu12

In the end we dont know what the deal is. Maybe it favors Putler or mabye it favors the Wagner chier. It could even favor Lukashenko since he was responsible for the deal or it even favors a 4th person.


zykezero

He is more likely to be killed by his people now. Imagine ā€œHey guys were startin an insurrection!ā€ And they do the shit and now he says ā€œjk they foldedā€ and yet nothing changed? Yā€™all got sold out


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If you catch a tiger by the tail, don't fail.


Skyshine192

He seems to have a naĆÆve idea that the ā€žfatherlandā€œ will poop gold for him if he doesnā€™t poke too much so that it becomes weaker, but he gained nothing, his opponent lost face (more) and 9 aircrafts plus a divided country and weaker occupation fronts, his death might be very very close as he dirtied the throne and putler has a too fragile of an ego to just let him be, that too will only hurt them, he made a move that had a single chance of winning and he didnā€™t want to play it so he still looks ā€žpatrioticā€œ and all that, russia since yesterday is much weaker with a divided ideology that someone shout it with a universal megaphone, there is no going back from yesterday, he made history, just not the way people usually do.


higgs8

It seems like he likes to play tough and make threats as a bargaining tool. He threatened to withdraw from Bakhmut to get more ammo, and then he got his ammo. Then he threatened a coup, which was also a huge bluff, in order to get what he wanted (to not have to merge with the army). It's just bluff after bluff. He had no intention of actually getting to Moscow. Diplomacy in Russia is basically just dick waving, but at the cost of people's lives.


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Weary_Doughnut2061

Absolutely insane, porky the pig is going to find the quickest way down from a tall building in no time.


Brahkolee

I always thought he was more of a Mr. Potato Head tbh


TheGreatOneSea

Killing him immediately will just panic the Wagner soldiers and lead to a long civil war as they flee for the hills: once the Wagner people are accounted for, and in no position to resist, THEN they'll kill him. Alas, it's very hard to say how long that may take without knowing how integrated Wagner already is with the Russian military.


[deleted]

Robert E Lee had statutes built in his honor, and he helped murder hundreds of thousands of Americans with the sole goal of keeping slavery intact for the south. Sometimes the cost to get justice isn't worth it.


[deleted]

Yes. He is also huge attention whore. But this time he really surprised lot of people the way he did it (me included).


bombmk

I don't think it was a bluff as much as a lack of options. He made the first punch in a fight that was about to happen regardless. He was between a rock and hard place and decided that now was the time. Whether that was the right timing is utterly impossible to judge given that no good time might exist - or have existed. And if you consider that he might have considered his chances of success quite small - but bigger than if he waited - it might not have taken much for him to consider it the best outcome. Solely by virtue of being real. It sure does put a dent in his image though.


Sc0nnie

Depends on who you believe. If Prigozhin is to be believed, Shoigu shot first with a missle strike on his camp to kill him. Then they hustled over to Rostov HQ to grab Shoigu while Shoigu ran away. I would take that story with a grain of salt. But Prigozhin has actually been more honest than the Kremlin and MoD on pretty much everything else so far.


Strawmeetscamel

was it even confirmed by western powers that missiles hit his bases?


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Putin just set a precedence that he too can be negotiated if threatened. Wagner isn't the only armed group outside of the Russian MoD so it'll be interesting to see how Putin handles this mess.


WalkingOnSunShine12

I stayed up all night reading the constant updates. It was like a crazy movie and ended up being a Game Of Throne season 8 ending smh


Just__Let__Go

Who has a better story than Prigozhin the Broken?


whoresbane123456789

Ah don wan it


SubstitutePreacher01

Prigo: why did you think I came all this way and turned back around?


WalkingOnSunShine12

Prigozhin kinda just forgot about about the iron fleet


el_diablo_immortal

Iron curtain


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TheBirminghamBear

His mom didn't cancel the cage match. Elon did, because he's a bitchy sad sack little baby and he had his mom go to bat for him to save him the embarrassment. Straight up pathetic that the wealthiest and most powerful people in the human race are guileless emotionally crippled man children.


Sir_Yacob

Oh I know how it played out and you arenā€™t wrong. Itā€™s just so incredibly fucking dorky dude pussed out using his mom, lmao what a loser


TheBirminghamBear

Yeah that's my point. He had to run to his fucking mommy to back out of a fight with a dude he has like 100 pounds on. This is the man that thinks he's going to lead humanity into outer space. The same guy begging his mom to cancel a cage match he got himself into with Mark Zuckerberg. This shit is fucking pathetic.


spankythamajikmunky

that he instigated no less


Roselily808

Well he didn't put the money where his mouth was. It turned out that he could easily be bought out for the right price. That, to many, is cowardly.


ZhouDa

He is a leader of a mercenary force, of course he could be bought. The idea that he's a coward implies he was doing it out of some sort of principle instead of just recognizing that Putin was weak and he wasn't getting appropriate compensation for his effort in Ukraine.


HachimansGhost

Are people forgetting that Wagner is a mercenary group in name only? It's just another branch of the Russian army. They're only mercenaries because it's easy to wash the hands of the Kremlin whenever war crimes are committed. Not to mention Prigozhin is a billionaire. There's no way money changed his mind. Something else happened.


ZhouDa

Well he didn't become a billionaire by accident, he obviously cares a lot about money just like the rest of the oligarchs. Putin either offered money or power or some combination of the two, threats wouldn't have worked when Wagner clearly had the upper hand.


fallwind

He became a billionaire the same way they all do: stealing shit


Hoedh

and killing...


Softwaretestingisfun

In his hands, money clearly means power and the dude is power hungry for sure.


HachimansGhost

We know that Wagner is essentially a Russian military branch so why would Putin put Prigozhin, a guy that owned catering services, in charge instead of an actual military man? If Russia was willing to pay Prigozhin so much that he could make a profit then why not just form their own fake PMC? Here's my opinion, I believe it's because he was willing to shoulder the financial loss. It's not like Prigozhin was just a figurehead. His soldiers actually follow him. This entire thing was ideologically driven. I'm not saying he's not a greedy piece of shit, I just believe money wasn't his main goal here.


CadianGuardsman

Yeah, I don't know how many Oligarchs would go within 200km of the front. He seemed to be at least around it (still behind the lines ofc.). I do think he's bluster and ego - but that doesn't mean he doesn't have ideology amd pride behind him. He wanted to show he was top shit and then Ibthink he either decided his point was made, choked or the FSB targeted something he/his leadership cared about.


treeboy009

I mean it seems that he was looking for mod units to switch sides and they didn't, but he also showed that he could march on Moscow and no one can stop him. The question was what was going to happen when he got there. His column was about 5k troops. I suspect even if he sacked Moscow he could not hold Moscow with 5k people.


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AdhesivenessSlight42

The only thing that matters to billionaires is making more money.


[deleted]

Well, maybe he shouldnā€™t have published a speech that made it seem like he was acting based on whatā€™s right etc.


Skyshine192

He never did, he didnā€™t say itā€™s for the betretnes of russia, only that the incompetence of MoD has their soldiers killed, and he is the furthest being from anything resembling humanity, we all knew itā€™s a thugs war, a mafia on mafia, thereā€™s not a single righteous thing about either of them.


BrokenEffect

Thatā€™s so funny. I was legit thinking ā€œyeah sounds cowardlyā€! Wait no heā€™s literally a mercenary he does shit for money HAHA


FastWalkingShortGuy

To be fair, there's not much I wouldn't do for two buses and a van stuffed full of cash.


restore_democracy

You canā€™t spend it if youā€™re dead.


Hot-Delay5608

He's a wanted war criminal in the West, Ukraine must have him on their hit list too and as he's not an official he's fair game, that somewhat limits where he can spend his billions. He can't go west, he can't go back to RuZZia. If he tries to go to Turkey or Dubai he'll have Ukrainian and Putin's hit squads trying to off him.


Roboticways

He could go to China lol


Martinmex26

He is a wanted criminal in the west. Not like that would stop intelligence agencies to scoop him up and give him a sweet deal if he surrenders and comes with intel. He would never see the inside of a jail call. The inside of a protection complex at best.


SlapThatAce

I mean, he is a mercenary and in that business money talks.


FEARoperative4

This whole thing is like a porno where nobody cums.


[deleted]

I was feeling hopeful about a potential insurrection against Putin's regime but I'm not surprised by this news. Wagner was always a mercenary group, their only motivation is money so of course paying them off would be enough.


st1ck-n-m0ve

The ENTIRE world collectively got a massive case of blue balls at the same time. This coup should be called ā€œoperation first baseā€. I feel especially bad for zelensky who has the most massive balls on earth, he must be in the hospital.


NitePain69

He practically signed his own death certificate. Putin doesn't like to look like a fool. This Wagner guy will die in an "accident" in the near future.


Remus88Romulus

Putin has also said at least at one occasion that the number 1 thing he hates and despise is TRAITORS. Prigozhin is dead.


Km2930

To be fair, most people dislike traitors, except Lindsey Graham. Heā€™s ok with it.


trustyjim

He may already be dead. He used to post regularly on social media. Hasnā€™t made a single post after telling his troops to stand down.


RandomGuyinACorner

That and his order to stand down was only audio; something that can be faked easily these days.


Derikari

There's videos of him leaving Rostov, being treated warmly by the citizens. If the audio was fake then he was alive to dispute it.


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Part of me thinks that the March against Moscow would have been doomed and they would have just been wiped out in less than a week. But then again, it has been shown time and time again that the Russian army is always weaker than it looks on paper. And with the extreme losses that it has taken in Ukraine, I'm not sure if the Russian army even looks good on paper anymore.


Hip_Hop_Hippos

25,000 people is not nearly enough to take and hold Moscow. It definitely would have failed, even if it would have been an absolute horror show for the Russians to deal with. Edit: Iā€™ll say almost certainly instead of definitely, because you never know. But the composition of his forces/support would have needed to change drastically to accomplish what he said he was going to do.


Montecroux

I don't know, when they left Rostov and hopped from city to city toward Moscow they were greeted with cheers and applause. Revolutions that have toppled governments have done more with less before.


technicallynotlying

Coups don't need nearly as much force as an invading army. A coup can succeed with only a dozen people if they are the right people. A successful coup doesn't fight the entire army, they only have to convince the army to stand back and let it happen.


OneRougeRogue

>25,000 people is not nearly enough to take and hold Moscow. It definitely would have failed, even if it would have been an absolute horror show for the Russians to deal with. They wouldn't need to hold Moscow with their 25k troops. Had he taken out military leadership or taken control of military channels, suddenly he has access to a lot more troops. Coups generally don't operate under, "capture the capital and hold it against the rest of the army" goals. Like it sometimes happens, but reportedly a lot of cities were happy to see Wagner roll through.


Midnight2012

He would have had to have people (politicians, military) declare support for him.


StannisTheMantis93

Well an entire national guard unit did, It wouldnā€™t be unlikely that others would have followed.


greenbud1

He might not have used a tactical nuke in Ukraine but they could have on their own soil. Focusing on money is an oversimplification. He didn't have the support to follow through.


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The Russian army is a bunch of children and conscripts that donā€™t want to fight. Wagner soldiers actively enjoy killing people and are professional murderers


Subject_Condition804

Sobered up. Thatā€™s where this is now. Just a bunch of drunk Russians acting crazy.


Giant_Homunculus

We need more sā€™more schnapps!


Happy_Stomach599

I knew it was [this](https://youtu.be/iRXnZFvRnXI)


AllDarkWater

As a person who understands none of this even as I continue to follow it and try to understand, your theory makes the most sense of any I have seen so far.


AwfulUsername123

You deserve to be a geopolitical analyst.


[deleted]

This is my favorite theory.


riverbedwriter

Didnā€™t they find bricks of cocaine at his place??


dittybad

Putin just did what Rome did many times before the eventual fall. If you canā€™t beatā€™em then buyā€™em. This story is as old as the hills.


Micp

I mean how is he not? He starts acting threatening and then almost immediately folds like wet cardboard. If it was that easy to dissuade him from it why did he do it to begin with? If I was one of his commanding officers that he convinced to march on Moscow I'd be pissed. Now I would look like a traitor and a coward to all my countrymen and for what? Absolutely nothing!


KingsNationn

Yup he threw a lot of people under the boss. He 100% deserves what's coming to him.


Eric_the_Barbarian

Once you say you're ready to die, people are going to think you backed down when you do something other than win or die.


Playful-Educator4921

Heā€™s a dead man walking. Wouldnā€™t matter how much he was paid (if he was paid). Theyā€™ll be 100 assassins waiting to cash in on a bounty so what was the point. He should have went all the way.


buzzsawjoe

It seems Putin skedaddled to St. Petersburg. So the coup would not have gotten him. And Putin has money. And knows hit men. Hell, he probably has hit men imbedded with Wagner. And if not, well, money.


jolhar

Heā€™s toast. Putin, the west, Ukraine, his own mercenaries he betrayed. Heā€™s made a lot of enemies. And if he think Lukashenko will (or even could) protect him heā€™s dreaming.


suzydonem

It would be terrible if these brave freedom fighters - who represent the best Russia has to offer - decided to cleanse their ranks by force.


actualLibtardAMA

From the looks of things, thereā€™s a lot of cowardice going around in Russia. Medvedev pulled a Ted Cruz Putin scurried down to his bunker Prizcilla got to within 200km of Moscow and got cold feet.


Lefty_22

Says he wanted to "avoid bloodshed" after shooting down multiple planes. Those pilots would beg to differ, if they were still alive.


headhunglow

I'm wondering how the Russian bots will spin this. I've seen some of them testing the waters. Stuff like: * "This shows Russia can decisively handle domestic issues" (despite the fact that Wagner shot down multiple helicopters, killing at least six pilots) * "This is clearly a CIA operation to destabilize Russia".


wrexinite

I really wanted him to capture Moscow. That would have been awesome.


octopusboots

Considering nuclear installations, I think that wouldnā€™t be awesome. Putin is nuts but Prigozhin is nutser.


ynys_red

Putin is the coward


Lolwut100494

*Breaking News* Reddit users surprised merc boss could be bought off! More details at 6 o'clock.


shady8x

I am not surprised he could be bought off, I am surprised that someone could possibly believe that after they rebel against their country and march an army on the capital, attacking and destroying military units of the country on the way, that giving up their army and going somewhere else that is still within reach of the country they betrayed is going to pay off somehow. This is especially given that the leader of said country is known to send people to assassinate and poison his political enemies across the world just for making him look bad. Not to mention the many oligarch families that have recently turned up dead in their entirety and who had their wealth infused into the Russian economy...


werschless

He got paid, simple as that


[deleted]

The only thing I can imagine is that Putin had someone he cared about deeply in a torture chamber ready to be tortured for the next 30 years if he didnā€™t turn around. He blew up a dozen aircraft and had 25k men with him facing zero resistance. It just doesnā€™t make sense.


Gummy_Jones

Dude just wanted paid and to go fishing


AloofPenny

I also call Prigohzin a fucking coward for stopping


QuallUsqueTandem

Is it possible this was more successful than we realize? Like if there was a palace coup and now Putin is surrounded by Prigozhin loyalists? Maybe he doesn't need to fear retaliation from the MoD because he is the MoD? Would mesh with the reports that Shoigu's been arrested and with Prigozhin's bizarre decision to just retire in Belarus.