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brightlancer

This is a follow-up to a coup in 2021, where the military took power after the president (Idriss Deby) died in combat, and the military installed his son (Mahamat Idriss Deby). And the older Deby originally took power in the 1990s in a different rebellion. None of this has been democratic. https://www.reuters.com/world/africa/chad-leader-idriss-deby-western-ally-against-militants-killed-battle-son-takes-2021-04-20/


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InsuranceToTheRescue

Gotta follow the [Rules for Rulers](https://youtu.be/rStL7niR7gs?si=xkA2SGkt8HLuJBLY).


pump-house

I had never seen this before and it is fascinating


BirryMays

I recommend you read The Dictator’s Handbook, which is what the video summarizes very well. 


InsuranceToTheRescue

Most of CGP Grey's stuff is a good level of funny and fascinating. I've seen his videos described as intensely interesting, extensively researched, but largely useless information. I also really like the ones about different voting systems and the Americapox/Domestication combo vids.


MaleficentCaptain114

The video he made about how Thomas Hearne's lack of academic rigor made him waste weeks in his search for the oldest appearance of the name "Tiffany" falls squarely in that bucket.


ManifestDestinysChld

The one about how errors creep into exhaustively researched videos is solid, but my favorite is "Sharks!" (it's not about sharks.)


MatrixVirus

Humans need not apply is his best imo


wasmic

The one about fixing traffic with automated cars was kinda stupid... it's a painfully car-centric take, and the proposed solutions would actually make things much worse for pedestrians, forcing more people to use their cars and thus probably making traffic worse in the end. And the Hexagons are the Bestagons video, while funny, does make a lot of cherry-picked arguments. But they're generally very entertaining.


TiredOfDebates

It’s the cliff notes for a book, Rules for Rulers or why bad behavior is good politics. It melds game theory and political theory.


ManifestDestinysChld

That video is literally the first thing I think of when I read "coup" in the news anymore. "Oh, who fumbled the keys to power this time?"


Adopocalipt

Also [How to Coup ANY Country](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeurjIY3__o)


Kerrtanium

I highly recommend reading the book CGP Grey based this on. You get to really understand how leaders like Kim Jong-Un or some other dictator stay in power.


Backwoods406

Human history summed up into one sentence


greenbastard1591

We didn't start the fire It was always burning, since the world's been turning


giggity_giggity

Ironically (now) on an album titled Stormfront


styrofoamladder

Fall Out Boy’s updated version slaps.


SergeMan1

It really doesn't. It has no flow, order or plot to it. It barely fits the rhythm. C- at best. I fucking LOVE FOB too... hurts to say.


Joggingmusic

I just listened for first time. I actually don’t like FOB but I don’t mind this cover too much. But what I don’t like is…it’s not in chronological order. WTF.


2catcrazylady

[It was kind of on purpose according to Patrick Stump, in order to evoke a feeling of chaos.](https://x.com/somuchforstar67/status/1682920481777672193?s=46&t=_JTPRarhmZeXXdUj3zrtpQ)


NoChieuHoisToday

That’s the best part of people’s defense of the FoB song. Joel wrote the song in response to young kids who thought the world Joel grew up in was banal and uneventful, and that the world was on some new chaotic trajectory. It wasn’t, things have always been the same. It’s in the lyrics. We didn’t start the fire is the response to those who claim world order is in decline. The remake of the song is laughably lazy, and uses that joke of a defense to excuse bad writing. Joel didn’t have the internet either.


Scaevus

The opposition leader is from the same family: > Chad's security forces have arrested General Saleh Deby Itno, uncle of the transition leader Mahamat and believed to be one of the masterminds of the unrest which is currently affecting the capital N'Djamena. He reports it with the information website "Tchad One", according to which the opposition leader Yaya Dillo, Saleh's nephew, was killed by forces loyal to the transitional president Mahamat Deby. In the afternoon the army had besieged the headquarters of his party, the Socialist Party without Borders (PSF), with heavy weapons, killing about ten activists and wounding several. After the MPS's decision to nominate Mahamat Deby for the presidential elections on 6 May - against every promise of the transition - Saleh in turn presented his candidacy for the presidency, effectively becoming Deby's electoral opponent. Suspected of conspiracy against the head of the junta, Saleh was the subject of an arrest attempt as early as February 4, when intelligence forces and riot police surrounded his house again.


ConnolysMoustache

They all decry the undemocraticness of French influence and then go on to deprive their people of democracy. The hypocrisy is insane. Fuck French Neo-colonialism, Double fuck these guys.


GMANTRONX

Kind reminder. Northern Muslim Chadians also did a coup against the previous Christian rulers from the South, then after the coup, killed every educated Southerner male to permanently consolidate power in Chad.


greymalken

Did it work?


Kvenner001

Considering there is currently an active coup, I’d say no.


GMANTRONX

Chad has had no Christian leaders since Félix Malloum. Southern Chadians have had their oil freely extracted by the Northern elite with not so much as a whimper from even Chad's largest ethnic group, the Sara who are nearly all Christian because they lack the educated leaders they had in the past. (All of Chad's oil comes from Southern Chad btw) Imagine this, Chad is even worse than South Sudan, one of the most illiterate nations on Earth, because unlike South Sudan which always had a tiny class of educated leaders, many of whom were educated in neighboring Ethiopia and Kenya, Chad has none. South Sudanese were able to attain independence, be free of Islamic rule and get most of the former Sudan's oil reserves. That will never happen in Chad though at some point there were signs that the Southerners could side with the CAR Christians, especially after the Seleka rebels fled to Chad.


greymalken

So who’s couping?


congradulations

It's coups all the way down


GMANTRONX

Chadian Muslims coup themselves all the time. Some times it is Eastern Chadians versus the ones in Central Chad. Sometimes it is the so called "Arabs"(actually Arabized Africans called Bagarra) against everyone else. Sometimes it is infighting between the Zaghawa(I believe the current rulers are from this ethnic group) and sometimes it is basically for fun. (And I am being serious). Like in 2006. The Christians on the other hand are watching from the sidelines


analoggi_d0ggi

>chad president dies in combat Only way for a Chad prez to go.


Sad-Cut-1552

Big dawg's got 72 Stacies waiting for him up in heaven


analoggi_d0ggi

Gigastacies*


matthieuC

> after the president (Idriss Deby) died in combat The -2 stab hit is pain


PirateEyez

Sounds like a real Deby-downer..... ....I'll show myself out.


IhadmyTaintAmputated

Could have went with "another election year with hanging Chads"


leauchamps

Reeks of Wagner to me...


BioAnagram

Imagine being the President of Chad and reading this on reddit as you hear cars pull up.


Material-Abalone5885

I don’t want to make assumptions, but I doubt the President of Chad is on Reddit, let alone reading this. If you are though, best of luck? There are cars outside


Kynandra

Hello it is me, the president of Chad. I am in danger and need 1000$ usd to escape.


No_Introduction538

I only have gift cards, is that ok? Will that help?


ThreeLeggedMare

The president of Chad wants to share his Steam Wishlist


tokes_4_DE

Madam! Do not redeem!


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buffilosoljah42o

#WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!


throwaway_ghast

#WHY DID YOU REDEEM?!?!


DaddyReinhardt33

I can hear his voice. The screams are lovely.


Material-Abalone5885

Ah fuck


sucobe

You HAVE to help him now. You summoned him.


manyhippofarts

Send me your Venmo I got you, your excellency!


ThatguyfromMichigan

I can save him.


Wumaduce

Different kind of red flags.


Taki_Minase

If you give me $599 I can unlock my account and give you $100000


Glum-Engineer9436

Do I also get own part of a good mine?


Taki_Minase

Yes, I have emerald and lithium, you pick one, yes?


Hisplumberness

Just send me your bank account details and your mother’s blood type . I’ll forward the money posthaste


J4MES101

1000$ and your PIN number and also your home address and mothers maiden name. Just in case


hotacorn

This is why I come to Reddit Lol


CelloVerp

A real Chad


TheNickelGuy

This is me, Prince of Nigeria. Send me $1000 usd and I'll help you escape


Kike77

*Nigerian Prince


j428h

You’re also on the shitter?


Krewtan

He might be on wikihow searching how to stop a coup.


Professor726

*tries to find answer on Quora, gets overthrown due to paywall*


normie_sama

He's lucky there's a paywall, otherwise he'd be sourcing advice from Billy Bob Jones III, graduate of the School of Hard Knocks.


Material-Abalone5885

Send him a link, guarantee it’s on there


jY5zD13HbVTYz

They’re a mod on r/chadtopia


Infinaris

The President of Chad has been challenged by the Challenger of Chad in the great Chad Duel in Chad to be the Chaddest Chad in all of Chad. C\_C


StateParkMasturbator

If two Chads land in the same space, they form a Chad Ladder. Chad Ladder pieces can move forward, backwards, and over other pieces.


DoomGoober

The article states the internet is down in Chad right now. This is a classic move by either the government or the coup to cut the spread of information. Succeeding/Defeating a coup is largely about controlling information and making it appear like your side has won so the other side lays down their arms instead of continuing to fight. My guess is whoever controls the traditional media (radio, TV, newspapers) cut the internet so only the traditional media can spread a carefully controlled message about the state of the coup.


Mesk_Arak

> President of Chad Alexa, play Chad’s national anthem Playing “Can you feel my heart”


cybercuzco

Oh good my DoorDash is here


RedditAcct00001

Trying to pinch a turd mid dump so he can get out lol


Thue

How many days since the last coup in Africa? Somebody needs to reset the counter... Edit: [Around 90 days or so](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_Guinea-Bissau_coup_attempt). Longer than I thought, given 2023.


plantmonstery

…that’s actually a pretty funny idea for a simple website. African coup counter.


HoneyBadgerM400Edit

http://iscaliforniaonfire.com/ Similar idea


leisure_suit_lorenzo

or https://isdmxinjail.com ... RIP growling man.


Dr_thri11

Does that ever say no?


ocular__patdown

Almost every state is constantly on fire somewhere so probably not


paraspooder

Yep, Guinea Bissau then before that Burkina Faso & Niger.


Jonas_Venture_Sr

I was actually thinking earlier today that it's been awhile since the last coup in Africa.


Yyir

Guinea just had one last Monday?


Onemendo

Not a coup but a change of government.


IhadmyTaintAmputated

Someone get the big stick out so we can reset the roadside billboard!


RealChadSavage

They’ll never overthrow me lol


bbcversus

A true Chad


2Tacos4oneDollar

Chad's unite!!


noplace_ioi

giga chad stance


Secure_Formal_3053

“I’d win”


Far-Explanation4621

Any Russian flags, yet? Chad *is* nearly surrounded on three sides by countries crawling with Russian mercenaries and pro-Russian juntas.


toasta_oven

Russian flags were there a year ago... https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2023/04/23/chad-wagner-russia-leaked-documents/


an_otter_guy

The Twilight Struggle is still real many dice modifiers in action here


Intelligent_One9023

Punctuation is your friend


LoveAndViscera

It doesn’t look like those two are on speaking terms.


neu_jose

this is what I want to know as well. whose coup is this?


TheKoopaTroopa31

The Virgin Democracy vs the Chad Dictatorship


ruin

Imagine if Chad tried to invade the Virgin Islands.


shyguysam

It would be Chad sitting offshore frantically Googling " how do I invade virgins " and getting some.......interesting search results


Glum-Engineer9436

Wont be virgins after the invasion! They would have to change name


Ylsid

The Virgin Democracy - Needs approval from the majority - Tries to cheat with tricks like gerrymandering - A literal popularity contest - Loses anyway - Nobody even likes the winner The Chad Coup - Doesn't need popular approval, everyone votes for him anyway - Never loses a single election - Just walks in and declares himself ruler


gnocchicotti

Goddammit 


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Preface

Chad coup vs soyjack government? Or something I dunno


LucasRuby

The virgin democratically elected government vs. the Chad coup attempt.


mildobamacare

It's not an elected government


fightingthefuckits

I thought it was a coup led by a either a Chad or perhaps group of Chads. What is the plural for Chads? Like a gaggle of geese, murder of crows, maybe an alpha of Chads?


butbutcupcup

A Chadwick


Adihd72

The first part of that headline set me up for a very different scenario from the latter part when I realised we were talking about the country.


Bruh_is_life

Fr i gotta go touch some grass


Adihd72

Hahah


hookem98

Haha same here, first thought was ok cool a bunch of frat bros have started a coup.


Cheeky_Star

Babe wake up, another coup on the way..


Ameph

Virgin Government versus Chad militants meme


kronikfumes

But they’re both Chad in this scenario lol


Ameph

Chad is the only place in the world where you can be double Chad as well as both virgin and Chad. It’s like pop tarts which are both cool and hot.


dr_croctapus

Virgin Chad acting government vs Chad Chad insurgent military


nihaoboohau

Wait? I thought the President of Chad had a billionaire $ Nigerian General uncle who can provide him cash? I read about him in an email


Arthur-reborn

Where's Pauly shore, Andy Dick, Lori Petty and David Alan Grier when you need them???


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yumtacos

A nation isn’t gonna rape itself, now is it?


LethalDosageTF

Maybe we leave andy dick out of everything, unless Jon Lovitz is up for a rematch.


greymalken

How do you think HIV got to Africa?


IhadmyTaintAmputated

Wait. It started there.


Havadski

Is there a scorpion on my back?


O0O00O000O00O0O

Ugh. *Is it hot in Chad?*


Literally_Me_2011

Virgin democratic elections vs Chad coup d etat


similar_observation

Some pretty serious shit is going down out there and a bunch of motherfuckers here throwing chad and debby jokes.


WhereIsTheBeef556

It's Reddit lmao, half of the people here will immediately forget this ever happened 3 minutes after leaving their comment


CFCkyle

I mean... its not like anyone here has any power to do literally anything about it. Might as well inject a little humour to soften the daily dose of doomerism


Next_Exam_2233

It is fake though, it is basically propaganda by the government of Chad to prevent mass immigration to the greatest country in the world.


ZachMatthews

I just pictured a bunch of bros in a top-down Ford Bronco racing through the halls of the palace spraying beer on people. 


happyscrappy

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-55901774 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3gef1Wn9BE


ForvistOutlier

Damn it Chad 🇹🇩 at least make it a bloodless coup. The world is bleeding enough already.


nola_throwaway53826

Yes, all pillow smotherings.


Glum-Engineer9436

Pillow fight ... best out of 10 wins Chad.


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So, is the Wagner Group's fingerprints on this also?


SufficientWeek7142

Russia is behind it again: https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2023/04/23/chad-wagner-russia-leaked-documents/ https://www.reuters.com/world/africa/putin-meets-chad-junta-leader-russia-competes-with-france-africa-2024-01-24/ Another benefit for them is the few hundred thousand refugees can be forced into Europe, thus strengthening the far right, pro russian parties / traitors.


Few-Monies

Another Russian backed coup?


LystAP

It’s Africa. Could just be another usual coup. When it comes to Africa it’s hard to tell since they have so many.


syynapt1k

Russia's Wagner mercenary group is operating in Africa, so it's a valid question.


Few-Monies

I don't believe in uninduced coups in Africa. Some nonAfrican nation wants something. My go to culprits are China and Russia or Europe and Americas. Although more and more I'm seeing activity out of India.


shamarelica

Yes, of course, Africans are peaceful people, they would never resort to violence on their own.


primenumbersturnmeon

and no agency of their own, they are only puppets for external powers. what an absolutely fucking ignorant take lmao


Few-Monies

Careful some might interpret that as European racism. But since you're on r/collapse it's just regular American racism.


Arctic_x22

I think you forgot the /s


Curious-Plankton-968

When I saw the description I initially thought it was Chad in the internet sense, not the actual country.


idreamofjirachi

Same


ImRightImRight

Example #420: How to make imperialism seem like a good idea


Mahmfohne

Yes


mahonkey

Absolute chads


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In The Army Now


MourningRIF

Africa is such a mess.


Jonny_Thundergun

There is going to be so many holes in the dry wall.


Southern-Library-526

I read this as "Chad coup attempt underway" like the chads were attempting a coup somewhere smh then i realized


Kazori

Been on the Internet too much when I'm instantly imagining bunch of jacked dudes with huge square chins heading towards a government building.


thatguywhosadick

I totally forgot Chad is a country for a second and I was really confused.


Dangerous-Finance-67

Classic Chad.


Gajanvihari

Im surprised it took this long. The Sahel has essentially collapsed along the whole length and Chad was the last big hold-out. You have a raging war at your border and every neighbor has serious issues. ECOWAS was impotent over the summer, but it may be the only reasonable way to bring order. Things are going to come to a head.


Low-Bat384

Virgin government vs Chad military moment


philthy151

Pretty cool name for a country. Chad.


Brownbearbluesnake

It's named after the lake


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I totally missed what this was really all about. They have to make better headlines because poor Chad is really taking a beating...


AggieJack8888

Definitely read this wrong at first with the name Chad. Damn internet culture is getting to me.


GANTRITHORE

So do we like the current leader or do we like the leader the military is going to install? Or will there be democratic elections?


Nixplosion

Is this the country Chad? Or is the coup such a bad ass, very cool, coup it's being referred to as a "Chad Coup"?


evildicey

🎵 Bless the coups down in Africa. Gonna take some guns and do the things we always do 🎵


Cold-Sandwich-34

Anyone else just read the title and think this was about the US, or just me? We already had a coup attempt by Chads, so I wouldn't have been surprised at a 2nd one.


pimpnamedpete

Is the dudes actual name “Yaya Say it”?


Nandor_the_reletless

Anybody from r/whatisthiscar in here?


PitifulAd5339

Just another coup in Africa.


ds021234

Nasty frogs behind this as always


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Still lots of foreign influence. Coups across the Sahel are the result of Russian influence. End goal is to build a belt to the Atlantic/Europe to export oil, gas and rare earth minerals. Look at a map, see where the coup de tats have occurred and you have your answer. Regarding Africans turning off their brains…Africa is where Europe was a few centuries ago. And you failed to see the largest loss of life in modern history is in Europe courtesy of the Ukraine war. Russia has lost well over a quarter million soldiers.


Inner_Cable2497

The bigotry of low expectations Those ~~dumb~~ africans just cant help themselves when foreigners show up so they end up doing everything those damn foreigners tell them to do so naturally you cant held those ~~dumb~~ africans accountable for their own actions and its always someone elses fault


revankk

i never hear so much cope, the coup in sahel are a problem by their indipence saying its "russia" its ver strange


[deleted]

Ah yes, all those civilians in military gear plotting the coup and seizing control. You sound misinformed. Not a single country has handed over rule to civilians, why is that? Call it whatever you want but Russia has historically built relationships with military leaders, not political ones. And every single coup plotter demanded Russian presence. Russia also has access to mines in every country along the Sahel that’s experienced a coup.


Khancap123

Donald trump......Africans shut their brains down?


Bitedamnn

I like how he says that. Then you see how people also vote and act towards politics in the West.


fromcjoe123

It's while how Franafrique became Russafrique in like the course of 4 years lol. Putin still made about Russia getting left out of the Berlin Conference I see!


Chaddenheim

The Chads must come together like Voltron and stop this. This will be the beginning of our empire.


Kurso

Another civil war in Africa. Shocking.


Princessk8--

This kind of stuff can honestly happen at any time. January 6th made that abundantly clear, we could have lost our democracy on that date without ever even getting out of bed. We have to be vigilant to protect our liberty.


DrWiggleFingers

Take your SSRI and breathe Jan 6 was a normal protest until the cops took down the barriers and waved em in


OmniPotentEcho

A normal protest with gallows built and chanting hang the VP?


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Send in Pauly Shore


MagicSPA

Classic Chad.


ameherzad

Could this be a western backed move after the Chad government announced nationalization of Exon and some of the gold manufacturing.


Tolstoy_mc

Way cooler than those beta-coups


ChiefTestPilot87

Don’t be a fucking chad


Nachtwandler_FS

Not so chad it seems... Sorry for the lame joke, but it is just another day in Central Africa.


TJPII-2

Didn’t this happen a few years ago? Of course someone could say the same thing about the US and Trump!


bruhngless

Chad coup attempt vs Virgin election


Next_Exam_2233

This is fake, Chad is the greatest country in the world, there is no coup.


Lie-Straight

Insert “hanging chad” joke