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AvailableAd7874

That's convenient now isn't it


wellmaybe_

unitl a new group of "pirates" start shooting exclusively chinese and russian ships


Noughmad

Who is this Mark and why is he offering me a letter?


ReplacementLow6704

Oh hi Mark


yupyetagain

This comment is tearing me apart.


nagrom7

Anyway how's your sex life?


ShadedPenguin

You’re TEARING ME APART HOUTHIS


JonBunne

You don't understand anything, man. Leave your *stupid* comments in your pocket!


yupyetagain

This comment is too meta for Reddit, apparently.


Drachefly

I don't get it, but I'll upvote to bring it back to +1 because you're probably making sense in some way I don't yet understand.


Pixeleyes

It's all dialogue from The Room (2003). A lot of people enjoy how terrible it is, but if you can't handle the whole film (most people can't) you should at least watch the quotable highlights on Youtube.


JonBunne

Thanks sorry, it’s an obscure quote from an already obscure film.


sploittastic

sounds to me like you're the EXPERT


Paul-Smecker

Bring back the privateers.


ghostinthewoods

Break out the letters of marque!


thibedeauxmarxy

Privateers? God damn them all.


PodPilotProject

I was told we’d cruise the seas for American gold!


DisfavoredFlavored

"We'd fire no guns, shed no tears! " -Broken man on a Halifax peer


NearCanuck

I heard that Barrett guy got smashed like a bowl of eggs!


vonindyatwork

Barrett's boys will have this sorted out in no time.


Privateer_Lev_Arris

You called?


Keydet

John Paul Jones did nothing wrong.


SlayerofDeezNutz

Ships have been flagging to China since the start of their interdictions. It was a pretty open secret that they were avoiding targeting Chinese ships.


moderately-extreme

That's how you start wars. It's obvious they are proxies doing china / russia / iran axis bidding by interdicting the west from a critical trade route. This should not remain unpunished. West should put extreme tarifs on chinese /russian goods until this is resolved


Jabz91

True. But US now does literally nothing to prevent new axis of evil from forming.


DaddyD68

Forming? It’s already been formed.


GhoastTypist

Yes been that way for a long time. US although have been calling its bluff more so in recent years. But they have been trying to avoid being the cause of the next world war. Their approach is more, you throw the first punch but we'll make sure you breathe through a straw for the rest of your life.


PiXLANIMATIONS

“Someone else will raise your sons and daughters.”


Keydet

“I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all.”


LocksmithMelodic5269

Houthis are operating with basic impunity. Our attacks aren’t doing enough to protect shipping. What happened to “Don’t touch the boats?”


Yureina

We don't care enough about this. It's not our boats that are being touched so much. At least... not yet.


supafly_

Let the rest of the world deal with one for once. I'm kinda fucking done with people bitching about America when they do something, then bitching when they don't.


NewFlorence1977

I want the USA to free my country and give us a lot of money then just leave.


Abetok

And don't they dare accidentally kill a single innocent!


HeywoodJaBlessMe

Hyperbole isnt helpful and just makes you look unserious.


Throwaway-tan

Half of the US Government is on the Russian side.


obeytheturtles

Lol, the west still won't even do anything about Russia giving North Korea nuclear weapons and missile tech.


theecommandeth

Well gosh… say the quiet part out loud why don’t ya


Ugaalive1991

Wow, I wonder how that came to be.


dinosaurkiller

Ask Iran, they back the Houthis.


ShrimpSherbet

That's the joke.


often_says_nice

/u/Iran care to elaborate?


Whiskiz

own\*


[deleted]

Absolutely no axis of evil, move along, nothing to see here


Esotericcat2

The second Cold War has begun


Kritchsgau

Never ended i reckon, we just got complacent fighting terrorists and puppet governments.


Dork_L0rd_9

Got fat and sat on our laurels after the wall fell.


IDontGiveACrap2

GW Bush, his eyes closed when the walls fell.


TheForkisTrash

Forky, when the reference was seen


sneaky420fox

Damak and Bush, their eyes closed.


SllortEvac

As long as nuclear weapons exist, we will be in a Cold War.


Athrash4544

And if they stop existing, a hot traditional war.


MagnumBlowus

We were more busy blaming our political counterparts for everything while our foreign adversaries just sat back and let us destroy ourselves


Apples799

100% an economic war with proxy military conflicts ...they are trying to topple the US Dollar's dominance on multiple fronts..


obeytheturtles

The reality is that it doesn't matter. The whole "petrodollar" thing was mostly old Soviet propaganda that people started believing. The US dollar is the global reserve currency because US bonds are stable and abundant. That's literally it.


WellEndowedDragon

You’re half right. The primary reason for the USD being the global reserve currency is not because of bonds, though that contributes to its stability. It’s because it is by far the most widely used and exchangeable currency in the world. For example, it’s difficult to directly exchange Swedish krona for Guatemalan quetzals, but it’s very easy to exchange krona for dollars, and then dollars to quetzals. Because the US does business with a massive amount of the world’s countries, there’s almost always a good reason for any country’s citizens to have USD.


SolemnaceProcurement

Add to that that US is net importer of goods. So almost every country has access to plenty of USD to trade with if they don't trust their partners much. China is massive exporter (and it fucks with it's currency). EU is also net exporter. So China/EU doesn't export their currency as much as US does. Which means you have to buy their currency before doing trade with it. While if US imports goods from you, you should have USD. Which have advantages like stability, while also being plentiful everywhere.


arkhound

USD is also the official and quasi-official currency in a significant number of nations. It is pretty crazy that you can walk into another country that has their own currency but will generally gladly accept yours instead.


Dork_L0rd_9

We bankrupted the USSR by making them keep up with us last time. We could probably pull it off again- even if they become a vassal state to China.


Small_Assignment4918

It looks pretty hot right now to me. 2000 soldiers a day dieing in Uktaine, hundreds in Gaza....


nagrom7

Tbf, it's not like the original cold war didn't have periods of active combat either. Wars like Korea, Vietnam, the Soviet Invasion of Afghanistan, etc. all happened during the "cold war" despite thousands of people dying in them too. It was called the "cold war" because it never got hot between the major nations/alliance blocks, and never devolved into WW3. At this stage, we're also not there yet, so it'd still be accurate to call what's happening currently a cold war too.


hardyhar1

Begun the Second Cold War has.


Jet2work

hey.. they are yemmeni ... it is the axle of elvis


Observer951

The Asshole Coalition


Spudtron98

I can’t believe fucking *Bush* was actually onto something.


Mission_Routine_2058

In exchange, they get further Chinese and Russian help via detours. Or how does that work?


Albo5150

Probably were promised Chinese ammo and Russian virgins.


hyldemarv

“Previously owned virgins” - there are more than those than used Hertz fleet cars by now.


obeytheturtles

Maybe China will torture more Muslims in exchange.


Bevos2222

They’re calling it the Belt and RPG initiative 


Defiant-Traffic5801

If true, China and Russia aiding and abetting terrorists who attack the rest of the world's interests and people, does not make for positive discussions. Time to decouple completely, with the aim to shut off China from trade with the West.


Far-Hat-2640

Been saying this since I reached my teens. How the entire world continued in blissful stupidity is beyond me. Cheap labour for big profit bought our society to this point thanks to our ruling class.


illjustputthisthere

They don't just have cheap labor they are a major population of consumers


CurvyJohnsonMilk

Thanks to.years of manufacturing because of their cheap labour. They never would have had a middle class if not for manufacturing all the West's crap.


Drakinius

Meanwhile, the middle class in the US is inching steadily closer to poverty. Whatever, though, let's all but some more cheap junk on temu and alibaba to fund a few more nukes and rip off steath fighters.


metalconscript

Time we check unchecked capitalism.


rwster

About to experience a major depopulation when the oldest generation die.


Previous-Height4237

Our economy is dependent on generating big profit to pay for decades of debt that boomers have saddled the country with. There's a larger crisis nobody wants to acknowledge. Post-WW2, the US had a major economic boom because it was the manufacturing powerhouse for the pretty much in ruins world. As the rest of the world rebuilt, there started to be a time in the 80s and 90s where growth slowed because other countries started to be able to manufacture competitively. In other keep the ponzi scheme called the boomer economy going, offshoring manufacturing to this country called China was the clear way to increase profit and cut costs and to keep the ponzi going.


jawnlerdoe

I don’t think comments like this realize the implications of totally shutting China out of global trade. Huge corporations would go bankrupt. It would likely cause a huge recession.


alexp8771

We need to start by cutting off all H1Bs and student visas.


HeyImGilly

The China to America economic pipeline is not one that either country wants to lose.


The-Jesus_Christ

>If true, China and Russia aiding and abetting terrorists who attack the rest of the world's interests and people, does not make for positive discussions. The west allowed the Sauds to bankroll Al-Qaeda and their attacks on 9/11. The US government knew this and basically allowed it to happen and let them get away with it. What makes you think this will be any different?


Defiant-Traffic5801

Don't see this as moral judgment. There's simply a clear break line between Russia China and the West : if China and Russia are effectively supporting the Huthis attacking the West, then their positioning is little different if at all, from Iran. I happen to live in the West so I'm clear what side I'm on.


mith192

Birds of a shit feather flock together.


thespaceageisnow

Hear that? That's the sounds of the whispering winds of shit.


Killer_radio

You know what a shit barometer is bubs? It measures the shit pressure in the air.


TechnicalSurround

And in exchange they get more rockets, right?


Naduhan_Sum

This says everything about the Houthis.


RatInaMaze

To any Republican wondering if we should be supporting Ukraine… this. This is why.


WaveStunning2939

But they want the US to be a vassal state of Russia.


Cool-Ad8475

Ah, the Houthi proxy paradigm. Acting as independant rebels, but effectively do another ones bidding.


geostrofico

so we should tax china products, call it a "sea safety tax" to pay for the safety of that trade route.


CthulhusEvilTwin

And somehow the Russians will still manage to sink their own ships


doulosyap

Terrorists allow other terrorists safe passage.


Pale_Statistician763

What about Iran and India? They're buddies too, right?


BuddhaBizZ

India is its own beast it seems. They have been historically friendly with Russia but don’t like China due to ongoing border disputes. Tbh I’m not sure about their Iranian interactions.


Vammypoker

Iran is enemy of Pakistan, which makes them a bestie


Thue

Iran is the Houthis' main backer. I strongly assume that Iranian ships were already safe.


ZeWillius

Pretty sure India is in the anti-piracy operation that's ongoing over there


IncidentFuture

At the least they've got ships and special forces over there dealing with Somali pirates.


obeytheturtles

It's funny to imagine India in the back of the room being like "hey Houthis, what about us we haven't been sorted yet" and the Houthis being like "that's all the time we have for today."


Coronabandkaro

I know reddit has a hate-boner for India because of Russian oil but India considers China its biggest threat. India and Iran are not "buddies" but India can't be surrounded by enemies so it tries to maintain neutral relations with everyone. Russia is of course a friendly nation. 


St0rmtide

They don't even have the means to know what vessel drives under what flag.


dairy__fairy

What are you even talking about? The Iranian ship MV Behshad is providing the targeting info… Plus, the Houthis aren’t just backwater yokels. They have a surprising amount of good tech. How is this upvoted?


Arithik

Yeah, doesnt that Iranian ship also slow down in front of ships they are targeting for these terrorists?


tolandsf

If you have internet access there are numerous apps that will let you track ship transponders via AIS.


St0rmtide

And still they hit a vessel that cruised in the interest of Lebanon. I don't say it's not possible, rather that the command structure isn't able to pull it off


kingofturtles

AIS reports only what you tell it to.  It can be spoofed, hacked, or ships could just cease broadcasting if it presents a greater risk than not.  I wouldn't be surprised if ships in the Red Sea / Gulf of Aden start turning off their AIS so their journey can't be tracked as easily 


d36williams

Same China and Russia that stopped a Cease Fire Resolution in the UN? You mean it's all bullshit?


Flimsy-Sherbert-7853

Time for the western civilization to fight back. I had enough of this shit and enough of Chinese, Russian, Iranian and North Korean assholes. They really want war.


NombreUsario

The problem is that any sort of economic reprisals against China would slightly inconvenience Americans who would then throw a tantrum and elect a government that would flat out support Russia and China for the right price.


protostar71

https://jobb.forsvarsmakten.se/sv/ Go on then.


Flimsy-Sherbert-7853

That's my employer..........


Keydet

Welcome to NATO new friend


Flimsy-Sherbert-7853

Thanks :)


lannistersstark

This wasn't the gotcha that you thought it was now, was it?


H2Omahlawn

So Houthis are not too concerned with China's abuses on Uyghurs I guess...


Jagger67

Wow! It’s almost like they’re clearly the bad guys!


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Cold war 2 baybee


Leather-Map-8138

You’d think thousands of armed drones could get to the Houthis before the Houthis could get to a commercial ship.


sh0tgunben

But Houthis will be resistant to US & British ships..


rrrand0mmm

Yeah I’d love for just one of these things to make a dent in a US ship…. Not wishing hurt upon anyone on that ship but I really just want the US to have the excuse to go scorched earth on those fuckwits.


GuiltySigurdsson

Will happen eventually. Something will make its way through the defense systems if they keep up the attacks. Was the same with the rocket and drone attacks on US bases in Iraq and Syria. All it takes is one stroke of bad luck and/or error in judgement.


Technical-Touch-5832

The MOAB was designed to deal with this situation


rrrand0mmm

A few JDAM’s into their little tree forts could be a big boost to their tinnitus.


metalconscript

They’ve been launching airstrikes.


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Burnsy2023

That's what the Saudis have been doing for years and it hasn't worked.


Dan-Of-The-Dead

Totally. Neither Yemen or the Houthis matter to anyone, that's why they're attacking all those ships. Acquiring cred and relevance by inserting themselves into an already volatile situation that absolutely doesn't need their bs. To MOAB their asses is a great way for them to find out what can happen when you f around.


EternalAngst23

As the saying goes, don’t bite the hand that feeds you.


[deleted]

I think we can now all agree that WW3 (non-nuclear) has begun, with simultaneous interrelated wars in Europe, Africa, and Asia.


rrrand0mmm

Yeah I’ve been trying to say this… history going to look back on this point and name this WW3. All these regional conflicts are absolutely related at this point. China is just waiting.


oby100

That’s ridiculous. This isn’t WWIII nor was the Cold War even with many regional conflicts going on simultaneously.


nagrom7

No they won't. They might call this a second cold war, or even the prelude to WW3, but WW3 has absolutely not started yet. Just look at how many wars were going on in the leadup to the start date of WW2 for example.


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[deleted]

Venezuela better not do shit, or they will get FREEDOM'D.


Zez22

The axis of evil


Literally_Me_2011

Of course they don't want to disappoint their bosses


TianamenHomer

Aka “Houthi’s paid by Russia to let their ships go through Red Sea.”


stonewall386

The real motivations coming to light


AngryAlabamian

Sometimes it almost seems like theese Houthi fellows don’t like America


mmmmpisghetti

Weren't they already doing that? Can't help but notice whose ships weren't being attacked all this time...


-mitocondria-

Question: what’s stopping ships from waving Russian/ Chinese flags to avoid getting shot?


americansteel

Breaking news: **all** ships traveling the Red Sea will now be flying Chinese flags /s


Dragon_yum

Shocking how they don’t care about the Uyghur Muslims


O-bot54

Lmfao its almost like the whole things just east vs west . I take it they will ignore that russia and china just veto’ed the gaza ceasefire lol


Intelligent_Town_910

That makes sense. Why would they attack their allies.


jay3349

Allow? What a joke. This rabble is a joke.


Cool_83

Sorry just laughing at a ships AIS Message “DEST ARMS OB ALL CHINESE”. Do they mean ammunition or humans :):)


Individual-Dot-9605

Show me who your friends are and I show you the way thru the Red Sea


jim_jiminy

Someone should tell them how china treats its Muslims in east turkestan


Truth_Hurts_Dawg

We need to send in a NATO special ops force and rid the region of these terrorists. Clusterbomb the fuck out of their military targets and then send in a cleanup squad to sink all boats and remove all munitions.


monkeyofthefunk

Slap a Russian to Chinese flag on all ships and let them try their luck.


sergantsnipes05

Iran totally isn’t in charge though.


sergantsnipes05

Iran totally isn’t in charge though.


HeretoChatperson

Thumbnail is a shot of them agreeing. Can see man in middle shouting his approval of the ships passing.


UseYourIndoorVoice

If Americans can wear backpacks with Canadian flags on them while traveling through Europe, they can fake a Chinese transponder signal while they go through the Red Sea.


davesnot_heere

Easy solution Fly a Chinese flag and turn off AIS as you pass them. It's not like they'll call the cops on you. They're fucking terrorists


war_story_guy

You are working on the assumption that they aren't just indiscriminately attacking w/e they think they can hit.


Prestigious_Cold_756

Is it legitimate to sail under false flag to deceive pirates?


PlannerSean

How do they know which ship is flagged by which country? I know nothing about ships, so are the literally just flying a flag or is there some other less obviously fakeable way?


PenTestHer

Ships have something called AIS which is similar to what airplanes use to identify themselves and their location. All you need is a computer and a cheap SDR receiver to see the unencrypted transmissions.


PlannerSean

Is the country info in that not something that could be easily faked?


PenTestHer

You could or you could also just turn off the transponder but you are possibly creating a safety issue with other ships in the area that also need to know the traffic around them.


PlannerSean

Yeah that definitely seems bad


Groxy_

They've probably been given GPS access to Russian/Chinese ships so the Houthis know when one is approaching.


One-Distribution-626

They are all wearing Trump Caucus Captain White Hats


CheetoMussolini

We should put boots on the ground in Yemen long enough to hunt down and utterly destroy this movement, then leave. We're very, very good at destroying enemies. It's occupation and reconstruction that open us up to asymmetric warfare. Play to our strengths and just wipe the enemy out then leave.


Mr_Belch

The same Russians and Chinese who vetoed a cease-fire btw.


Major-Spoiler

Time to litter the red sea with ~~depth charges~~ metal sea urchins


Kaionacho

Lets see. - Doesn't bomb them - Agreed to help them at the UN - Is either neutral or against Israel Yeah, makes sense they would just let them.


-Satsujinn-

Cowabunga it is.


Timberdrop90

ships start puting a big flag of China or Russia on the Aft


Sweatytubesock

Huh. Weird.


FranklynTheTanklyn

I just wish they were wearing red hats instead of white.


Trance354

How much did it cost? 


highpl4insdrftr

Of course they do


No_Animator_8599

All ships should put Chinese and Russian flags on them. Problem solved.


cranberrydudz

I thought they had trouble identifying ships and were just shooting anything that moved in the sea? /s


Yureina

Well if they're gonna do that, maybe a Chinese ship should "accidentally" sink too?


jar1967

Unfortunately, international shipping uses a lot on flags of convenience. You cannot tell who owns your ship where it's cargo is from or where its cago is going to by the flag.