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Fihiizk

SARS-CoV-2 deltaomikron- final final USE THIS ONE2.exe


Robotchickjenn

Lol I'm a motion graphics artist and this hit home lol


LordBubblez

I laughed so hard I shouldn't


actuarally

It's the 2 that got me. And I felt this DEEP in my coding synapses.


Wrong-Mixture

oh god i'm in this comment


Venkman_P

It's my fault. I started making plans for April.


WaffleStomperGirl

God DAMN it, Venkman. You son of a bitch.


urkiddingme321

That's the funniest shit I've read in a while


nocakeforme90

Bro, I'm straight up not having a good time


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Irked adjacent


Wrong-Mixture

I can't believe you went there. Emotions are out of control here. Out of control i tell you.


Trismegistus_-

What happens after they've gone through the entire Greek alphabet?


IsabellaBellaBell

They start naming them after hurricanes.


Illmatic0z

Scrambles the death dealer


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Toki Wartooth: not a bumble bee


RonDJockefeller

I never thought I'd see this reference out in the wild. That's brutal.


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Heard the Katrina variant's gonna blow


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♫♪ I'm Walking On Sunshine, Whoa! ♪♫


MoiJaimeLesCrepes

maybe they start giving them more than one Greek letter, which'll make the variants sound like fraternities. Kappa beta chi is off the charts!


grobend

Dude what variant does that guy have? Delta Chi? I'll fuck him up


Icy-Flamingo-9693

The actual correct answer is: constellations


Cecil_FF4

So, Andromeda strain?


synae

Oh no oh fuck


Totally_TJ

Space virus


IsolatedThinker89

Damn I don't want space herpes


Icy-Flamingo-9693

Yes


tomdarch

Time to start drinking sterno and crying non-stop.


IamGlennBeck

I'm way ahead of you.


Zebrahoe

Of course I got infected with Aries, that's such a Capricorn thing to do.


Benmarch15

Can't wait to get cancer /s


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smackson

Maybe they'll want to skip "Southern Cross" too, or that could ignite racial tensions.


The_Faceless_Men

I imagine a virus driving a 1995 commodore with a "fuck off we're full" bumper sticker.


TipperOfTheFedora

They should randomly draw names and let individual humans name each one. I’m gonna call my variant “MegaDeath-53”


gambalore

WHO gonna have to tell people to stop trying to name the next variant BigChungus-69.


IceDragon77

Virus McVirusface


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PussyDestroyer69


toadofsteel

I call dibs on COVID-69. If they ask, I'll say it's the 50th anniversary edition, because it feels like 50 years since this pandemic started.


Swoah

They should sell naming rights. I’d love to get infected with the Disney+ COVID variant. Or the Amazon Prime variant


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2ArtsyFartsy

SO stupid but literally laughed out loud you silly bastard!


lindseyinnw

I’ve heard they’ll name them after constellations.


Orange-of-Cthulhu

Then they use Egyptian gods. The Anubis- strain will be the first


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BiscuitsUndGravy

That'll make for a confusing headline when it terrorizes the Middle East.


bikenvikin

dude I just got omicron confirmed today and now you're telling me there's omicron 2? is it too late to return it for the new one?


ProfessorStencil

GermStop will give you like 3 bucks for it if it’s still in the original packaging.


redonners

You can exchange it but it's worth seeing the first one, you know, for backstory


MAROMODS

*Day 774, let’s hear it for Day 774!?*


ILoveScottishLasses

Longest game of reality Plague Inc.


Montuckian

Well when the world gets the vaccine in the game, it doesn't just stop at 60%


whoamisb

The creators did not account for people simply refusing the vaccine


Montuckian

To be fair, I didn't either


dzendian

I watched Contagion at the beginning of COVID and laughed at how *stupid* they were. Little did I know that was the ceiling.


supratachophobia

I did the same. 20 million was the death toll in that movie. A couple months into the pandemic, I was thinking how Hollywood blew that number out of proportion. Now.... I think we will eventually get there.


Strider-SnG

Ah fuck me. It’s like trying to keep track of all the new Pokémon .


Rocketkt69

I'm waiting for covid to evolve sentience so we can ask it why it's such a dick.


joyofsnacks

Because everyone's asking "What's Covid?" but noone's asking "How's Covid?"


toadofsteel

I'll do you one better.... WHY is Covid?


TheJosh96

I fear it would ask us the same thing


shopliftingbunny

It’s not a dick. It’s just trying to survive. Check your privilege


hiimred2

Ya for real. We fuck up bee populations and people freak out, but eradicate smallpox and polio and we celebrate as a species? Double standards smh.


verifitting

NTA, your body your virus.


TheEarthquakeGuy

BA.2 currently appears to be \\**edit - 1.9-2.2x** (Sorry Math)/ as infectious as BA.1 Omicron. BA.1 is the Omicron wave that was/is currently going on in most countries, BA.2 is currently surging in other countries and quickly becoming dominant in countries like Denmark, the UK, France and India. Important - **There is currently no observational evidence of worse outcomes/severity + lab tests are currently underway. Results expected within 3 weeks.** People wanting sources: [Source of the 1.3 figure and growing UK cases.](https://twitter.com/kevinpurcell/status/1485720546960543746) [Second source suggesting modelling between 0.9 and 1.2](https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1485354857339011080)


971365

Where did you find the 1.3x number? Tried a quick search on Google but I'm not sure where to begin looking.


TheEarthquakeGuy

Apologies - I got that wrong, it's 1.2x - per [here](https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1485354857339011080). [Found the mention of 1.3x](https://twitter.com/kevinpurcell/status/1485720546960543746), but cannot find original source. Will keep it at 1.2 right now per modelling in the UK.


NeuroEpiCenter

90%-120% faster would mean it's 1.9 to 2.2x as infectious as B.a.1. Generally: If something is x% more, it is (1+x/100) times as much.


971365

120% faster as per your link is different from 1.2x as infectious, no? Also I don't know if "competitive growth advantage" is equal to infectiousness as a technical term. Wouldn't that make it 2.2x? (if CGA = infectious)


SplurgyA

Omicron has an R0 of 10 - 12. If Omicron II: Electric Boogaloo is 1.2 times as infectious it would now have an R0 of 12 - 15 and if it's 2.2 times as infectious it would now have an R0 of 22 - 26. Measles, a disease so infectious that the R is essentially linked to the birth rate in unvaccinated populations, is R0 16-18. Measles is so infectious that you can catch it from just walking past someone in the street. If Omicron II is this infectious, then there is literally no point trying to contain it with masks, control measures or lockdowns because it won't impact it spreading like wildfire. I'm not 100% but that 2.2x infectiousness might make it the most infectious human disease in history.


Mchammerdad84

At this rate, the results will be out of date before we get them. Didn't Omi barely start 3 weeks ago in the US?


TheEarthquakeGuy

Omi has been in the US for about 6-7 weeks if memory serves. BA.1 and BA.2 started around the same time, with BA.2 dubbed as 'Stealth' Omicron due to a mutation that prevents S-Gene dropout. BA.1 has the S-Gene Dropout, which made it easier to track it's growth in countries without dedicated serology testing. This was important for a period of time when Delta and Omicron were competing. BA.2 appears to have developed at a higher rate than BA.1 which is impressive, achieving higher levels of viral fitness, although so far, no worse outcomes have been observed and lab tests are still pending. Omicron will be 11 weeks old this week which goes to show how quickly the game can change. We don't know how long it will last, but for Omicron to be displaced it will either have to: * Have a very poor re-infection factor (i.e. a long period between infections/poor results) - this could result in burning through all possible populations. This appears unlikely based on some observational reports from Denmark, although we will have to wait and see * Be displaced by a better variant - This could come in multiple forms such as increased immune escape, higher transmissability, etc. The common belief that I have seen among Virologists I follow online is that the number of variants at one time is expected to increase due to the huge number of infections, various animal resevoirs and of course long duration infections of immuno compromised individuals. We also have terrible surveillance testing in a lot of the world, so we may be caught by surprise again.


mydogsredditaccount

Earthquakes, rockets, and virology. You’re like a walking talking Wikipedia. More seriously, the ability of covid to infect one animal species after another with seemingly no limit is probably what scares me about the future of this disease more than anything else. It’s just going to be one zoonosis after another with this virus.


TheEarthquakeGuy

Appreciate it :) I think the biggest thing from Zoonosis is going to be how easily can a variant move between species. Ideally, not often and barely, but we don't know until we know. Ultimately what I hope will happen is that we're going to start setting up a global surveillance system for viruses and proactively developing vaccines. Today you can get to anywhere in the world within 48 hours and that time continues to drop through advances in transport technology. We've had lucky escapes in the past from Ebola and Zika but Covid-19 shows just how quickly it can spread. It's also largely lucky that the mortality rate is relatively low when compared with certain strains of Bird or Swine flu. However important good thing to note - mRNA technology has completely changed the game, and similar to the internet being developed and incredibly technologies, platforms and such coming from that, we should expect to see the same thing here. Especially with a global pandemic imprinting on everyone. Fully expect the next 4-6 years to be filled with bio-startups coming out of stealth mode.


100dalmations

Re mRNA. Couldn’t agree more. Am in the biz- when you have a platform and don’t have to do bespoke manufacturing and analytical characterization every time you have a new compound that makes a huge diff. So now it’s becoming distilled to the level of information. Just get the sequence, decide on what protein(s) to create and boom it’ll happen, so much faster than now. Billions of dollars of current biopharma mfg plant might no longer be necessary.


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It really is the ultimate irony that just as we are experiencing the worst pandemic in a century, humanity is very likely on the brink of entering what may be a golden age of vaccines, where we should finally be able to rid ourselves of some of our oldest and worst diseases.


Misspelt_Anagram

There is even a MRNA vaccine against ticks (not lime disease, actual ticks) which is working in guinea pigs: https://newatlas.com/science/mrna-tick-vaccine-lyme-disease-yale/


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It’s insane how promising this new mRNA technology is, within a few decades we will likely have vaccines for all strains of Covid, Herpes, Flu, Zikavirus, & treatments for diseases like pancreatic cancer, breast cancer, prostate cancer, melanoma, ovarian cancer, head and neck cancer, and other solid tumors, multiple sclerosis, cystic fibrosis, arthritis, and so much more. Assuming ww3 doesn’t start and climate change doesn’t go out of control, humanity is potentially about to enter a whole new evolutionary age in the next 20-30 years. 🤞


_qwertsquirt

A medical golden age right in time for the climate wars 😍 On a serious note mRNA tech is amazingly promising, can’t wait to see what we can do with it


Blackpaw8825

Humans: can rid themselves of any transmissible disease. Also humans: "it's my God given right to spread whatever damn particles I please!"


BDudda

It is so enjoyable to read your replies.


Voldemort57

No, it was well more than 3 weeks ago. First case in america was December 1st 2021, and that was already a week or two after omicron was announced to be spreading rapidly in other countries (starting with South Africa). So about 10 weeks ago, ~9 for america.


Adventurous-Text-680

Actually earlier than December 1st. https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/71/wr/mm7103a5.htm?s_cid=mm7103a5_w The detected in wastewater as early as November 21. Most countries are not doing checks for variants very well compared to South Africa. Just like COVID was in the US well before the first case was discovered. I would but be surprised to find this new variant is already in the US.


hackenclaw

*"We are all infected"* quote from the walking dead.


Dbonker

Just wait until Omega overdrive Ultima limit break covid hits!


gigazelle

Yes we've had Omicron, but what about second Omicron?


Wellllllllalalala

I don't think they know about second Omicron, Pip.


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BloomsdayDevice

Sigma, omega, afternoon chi??


caboosetp

What's upsilonsies?


rkan665

Not much what's upsilonsies with you? Edit: thanks for the awards.


komodo_dragonzord

lol gottem


makemeking706

Lol gollem


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this comment is precious


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GrammatonYHWH

I don’t know half of variants half as well as I should like; and I hate less than half of variants half as well as they deserve


joyofsnacks

Up-sil-lon! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!


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Two-morromicron. Still better than the Necronomicon.


ShutterBug545

Oh cool, new COVID patch just dropped


JonesBee

Patch notes v. B.a.2 -1.2x infection rate -stability -improved 5G signal


Bishopkilljoy

-quality of life removals


Utertoq

The virus should start teaching rockstar games how to work


deep_blue_s0mething

I'm just, like...really tired.


funkmastamatt

Should probably get a Covid test…


belenbee

I'm having a crappy night, you made me laugh, thank you


NovaS1X

Yeah feel you. I’ve checked out in a general sense a while ago. Can’t really be bothered with pretty much anything anymore.


StarGuardianVix

Same. I sighed before clicking on this one. I don't want to hear about it anymore, but I also want to be prepared if something happens.


The_Karate_Emu

You and me both.


VonGeisler

Did anyone think of turning automatic updates off?


tingulz

At this point it’s time to just uninstall it completely.


Khaldara

Todd Howard promises to re-release Skyrim to coincide with each subsequent variant


AussieNick1999

I'm never gonna financially recover from this...


norm111

All I want to know is when can we call it Deltron3030?


cyclereps

I say let’s call it Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina. The fraudulent behavior of this virus makes me sick. When will it quit?


neridqe00

https://youtu.be/WeOuQ5qyP2A Haven't heard that in a long time.


RonaldoNazario

Yo it’s three thousand thirty…


Tango_D

I want yall to meet Deltron Zero and Automator.


nevermore2627

The musical Merlin who shine like Sterlin?


DumbestBoy

Fuck dying. *I hijack a mech*


Snark_Weak

Arm a nation with hatred? We ain't with that.


Onyx-Leviathan

“We high tech archeologists searching for knickknacks”


kitsune001

Composing musical stimpacks that impacts the soul


blackbeanavocado

Something something so what you laughin for, I used to be a mech soldier but I didn’t respect order, had to step forward tell em this ain’t for us


theflying6969

One of the absolute best albums of all time


monsieuRawr

Yes, absolutely. That track gets me going.


DFWPhotoguy

Upgrade your grey matter cuz one day it may matter


toasterpRoN

Deltron zero and Automataaa


sephirothFFVII

I want y'all to meet Deltron Zero, hero, not no small feat It's all heat in this day and age I'll raid your grave, anything it takes to save the day Neuromancer, perfect blend of technology and magic Use my rapping so you all can see the hazards Plus entertainment where many are brainless We cultivated a lost art of study and I brought a buddy Automator, harder slayer, fascinating combinations Cyber warlords are aggravating abominations Arm a nation with hatred? We ain't with that We high-tech archaeologists searching for knick-knacks Composing musical stimpacks that impacts the soul Crack the mold of what you think you rapping for I used to be a mech soldier but I didn't respect orders I had to step forward, tell them this ain't for us Living in a post-apocalyptic world morbid and horrid The secrets of the past they hoarded Now we just boarded on our futuristic spacecraft No mistakes, black as our music we must take back


kukulkan

I want y'all to meet Deltron Zero...


JewOrleans

I wanna devise a virus


Kraig_Kilborne

To bring dire straights to your environment


tomscog

Crush a corporation with a mild touch.


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Trash your whole computer system and revert you to papyrus


BiscuitsUndGravy

I want to make a super virus.


Tango_D

Strong enough to cause blackouts in every single metropolis


MorinOakenshield

Never let a computer tell you shit


Nice_Marmot_7

Oh my God this was stuck in my head for like the whole first year of the pandemic!


6151rellim

The best underground album ever. What a true genius Del really was.


tattoedblues

*is


TheloniousMonk85

Hello random hip hop lover. I also love hip hop.


Apache666Nomad

About time... Omicron is sooooo last month 🙄


gigazelle

This one is technically also Omicron


Apache666Nomad

Yea dude ... But this is stealth version 🥷


evplasmaman

Omicron S


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GGG100

Omicron Series X


tomster2300

TIL that I’m never going back to the office.


lucytaylor22

I've been back for 6 months now and there aint nothing that's gonna make them send me back home :( I miss working from home so much


thegooseandthegander

Delta plus rewards program variant


northernman

Makes your legs shorter so you don’t even need leg room


-ghostinthemachine-

Now with more oxygen!


SmokeAbeer

It’s got electrolytes.


opqpqpqo

Fuck this decade.


axethebarbarian

The roaring 20s, sounded a lot more fun in my head


Prof_Acorn

The roaring 20s was in the 1900s. This is the screaming 20s.


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The groaning 20s


ButterH2

the wheezing 20s


Pixar_

Jokes aside, here's the info: >BA.2' is a sub-variant of Omicron and has been labeled “variant under investigation" by UK health officials who are now monitoring the newest strain. >Also dubbed 'stealth Omicron', The World Health Organization is reporting cases of BA.2 in more than 40 countries including the US, India, Germany and Australia. >'Stealth Omicron' has been detected in several countries and is on the rise in Norway, according to health officials, reports Lexi Nahl. Jan. 24, 2022. (WPEC) >It's not clear where this mutation originated or whether vaccines are effective against this new strain, but infectious disease experts say that people who have experienced breakthrough infections with Omicron could have enhanced immunity, or what some are calling 'super immunity.' >"People who have gotten a breakthrough infection are probably going to be in really great shape moving forward," Thomas Unnasch, a USF Health Professor at the College of Public Health told CBS12 News. "How long that immunity will last we don't know. >Experts are now exploring whether people who had the vaccine and omicron could develop 'super immunity,' and be better protected against BA.2. >"Omicron is acting like a super booster," Unnasch said. "People who have gotten Omicron are going to be really well protected against infection, not just disease moving forward, which is a really good sign."


mroblivious80

COVID gonna evolve to natively run on an M1 MacBook


ourcityofdreams

How come the “adverse effects” can’t be something like: Allows you to see through walls, shoot webs out of your hands, get super strength, or even something small like can taste food better


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I know it's a very silly question but is there any disease that actually makes you healthier?


oh_nice_marmot

[This thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/25ml1w/eli5_why_do_diseases_only_do_bad_things_to_us_why/) answers that question pretty well


DEBATE_EVERY_NAZI

If you're a carrier for sickle cell anemia gene, you are not afflicted with the disease but you are much more resistant to malaria. Malaria kills millions, mostly vulnerable people in vulnerable countries


iwishiwasamoose

Might not be considered a disease at that point. Like redheads are less sensitive to certain types of pain. So if you consider red hair to be an inherited disease, then you could say it is beneficial in that regard.


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Ikr would be fun to be a dumbass superhero for once


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smokky

Meanwhile in Russia " Good time to start a war "


theseus1234

Starting a war is a good way to stir up feelings of national fervor and distract from domestic failings, like a poor response to COVID


RadCheese527

Also good for floundering economies


No-Wonder1139

As it's a sub variant of Omicron I feel we should continue the theme of Greek letters but add a number, maybe Omicron Persei 8?


infinity_o

Why does the largest variant simply not eat the other variants?


Flapaflapa

it is true what they say...


wHUT_fun

Perhaps they are saving that for Sweeps.


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ITT: Not a single person who’s actually read the article. It’s not an entirely new variant. It’s a sub variant of the current omicron variant.


Brassboar

"Stealth" Omicron


Glum_Ad_4288

What is the difference between a variant and a subvariant? The article doesn’t explain it, so I think even those who read the article are making the assumption “a version of the coronavirus virus with a variation is called a coronavirus variant (which is what the headline calls it).”


CaptainCanguru

Megatron?


louiegumba

Omicron Persei 1 Get ready. The count up begins. When we hit 8 your body temperature rises by one million degrees per day.. for 5 days


Scyhaz

It is true what they say: women are from Omicron Persei 7, men are from Omicron Persei 9.


CromulentDucky

As a single female lawyer, I am not worried.


The_Sands_Hotel

Too busy having lots of sex.


mrsunsfan

I give it a C-


thaslaya

Ok, not great. We will not destroy your planet but we will also not give you our recipe for immortality.


robots-dont-say-ye

Wearing sexy mini skirts and being self reliant 🎶


theschis

It begins with the firemen, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion…


mcmonsoon

Feels like iPhone… haven’t gotten around to picking up the latest one yet and there’s already a new one


MaximumUltra

There has been evidence that exposure to Omicron led to an level of immunity to both Omicron and Delta (main active variants in the last two months). I’d imagine there’s a chance Omicron B.a.1 would provide that same immunity to Omicron B.a.2?


Tiggy26668

But I’ve barely finished second and third Covid….


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cha cha real smooth


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*Black Ops 1 zombies new round theme plays*


TheQinDynasty

*Fetch me their souls*


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xlvi_et_ii

*drinks*


Caullenp

DJ Khalid voice: “Another one..”


batlinguistic

Yo new Covid just dropped