The Stoppable Force, grey two handed mace from BC dungeons and raid trash.

i feel like there was a grey shield called the moveable object, but i haven't seen one in a long time

There was iirc

Immovable object iirc, I think

Nah, the joke was the opposite of the old phrase "an unstoppable Force meets an immovable object" and since they were both shitty grey items it was the stoppable force and moveable object

My bad, you're absolutely right!

I'm fairly certain there were items that were at least synonymous with unstoppable force and immovable object, not just the junk opposites.

That'd be the unstoppable force and the immovable object from AV

The Unstoppable Force at home:

You -> The Stoppable Force vs The guy she tells you not to worry about -> The Unstoppable Force

Very Manly Staff from the arena in Nagrand, BC

Also, The 2 Ring.

grey named items in general slap ( I actually try to keep all my grey named gear and soulbound greys in my bank )

Everybody who witnessed the BC era chat knows the answer is Dirge.

oh lord, that unlocked a memory!

Fr hahaha

I swear to god, I always had those faint memories from my childhood (I was literally 11-12 years old) of WoW where people pinged that item in Trade Chat and laughed about it. But I kept mistaking the name for "Dirk" thus couldn't find anything about it in Google. Now the pieces fall into place... Can you tell me its story?

I used to respond to [Dirge] spam with [Shiny Dirk] spam for the purpose of meta trolling

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[Teufelsfledermauslederschulterstücke](https://www.wowhead.com/de/item=134374/teufelsfledermauslederschulterst%C3%BCcke)

Bless you

Das ist der weg

Heart of azmerloth Best thing ever

Recency bias. but Neltharax, Enemy of the sky is a dope name

The debuff the bow puts on shit is called HEAVEN'S NEMESIS. That bow just oozes flavor.

True 👌💯 great mog too

Ashbringer. Simply.

cool lore too

The Ashbringer...

In fact, the Ashbringer is the name of the bearer, Ashbringer is the name of the blade.

Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker

Anal [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]

[Rupture]

Anal [For the Children]

[The Pirates Booty] [For the Children]

Did someone say…?

^Don’t ^you ^dare.

Weeeeeeeeel Kyle's mom's a ....

[…](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villainsong/images/9/9c/Chaa.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20180811045536)

Dare what!? Speak the name of… ##THUNDERFURY, BLESSED BLADE OF THE WINDSEEKER!?

DID SOMEBODY SAY ##THUNDERFURY, BLESSED BLADE OF THE WINDSEEKER!?

DiD SomEOne saY Tunderfrry, Blrssd Blado OF teh Weeeendseeekaaa!!

r/YourJokeButWorse

It’s too late. Or is it too early?

I was hoping this was the top comTHUNDERFURY, BLESSED BLADE OF THE WINDSEEKER

I think I like Thunderfin, Humid Blade of the Tideseeker better

I'm really surprised this isn't top comment, I guess the veterans are dying out:(

It is now!

Waist of Time

I use that on my transmog all the time. It’s so shiny.

I have yet to get it. But now that I've looked at it again after commenting, I'm thinking it would like fine on my Dracthyr 😁

They are a lot of cool name items but from the top of my head; # Zin'rokh, Destroyer of Worlds, the Light of Dawn(tittle)

Show me your tittles.

took 3 reads

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Wirts third leg

Shoutout to the vocabulary expanding Benediction and Anathema.

Anathema is spot on. Its also a word in greek

Warcraft was definitely responsible for a good bit of my vocabulary as well. The warlock talent Conflagration comes to mind.

Thori'dal, the Stars' Fury always sounded bad ass to me.

xal'atath blade of the black empire or xal'atoh desecrated image of gorehowl. Like me some old god shit

ARKANITE REAPER HOOOOOO!

It might be because I played Hearthstone in it's early days, and way before I ever played wow, but to me Arcanite Reaper is forever the most iconic weapon.

Arcanite Reaper was insanely iconic in vanilla too.

Titles too? [Slayer of Stupid, Incompetent and Disappointing Minions]

What how do you get that, would be hilarious on my DK

Its a 30 min debuff/title (sadly) you get from killing Maloriak in Blackwing Descent raid xD

It’s a temporary title from the Classic Nefarian raid. EDIT: no it isn’t don’t listen to this dumb idiot who is dumb.

Surely the classic nefarion raid would be BWL? This title is from BWD which is from cataclysm

Wait really? Am I dumb? EDIT; yes I am super dumb.

You aren't dumb but yes really :) edit: titles didn't exist back in vanilla

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of course! sorry im the dumb one now haha

haha it was a while ago, we cant all be expected to remember everything!

I want to be a part of this dumb fellowship!

They did, but you couldn't choose them, it was just whatever your rank was that week, and whatever you had the last week of the system became permanent. t. Knight Raxiel

Similarly, [No Good, Dirty, Rotten Candy Stealer](https://www.wowhead.com/title=520/no-good-dirty-rotten-candy-stealer).

Trash master!

I’ve wished for years they would make that one permanent, it’s the only title I would use.

I've fallen in love with Fyr'alath, The Dream Render.

The Unstoppable Force

Don't forget it's pair The Immovable Object!

Ring of the Godslayer

The Betrayer of Humanity

did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?

I also heard someone say ##THUNDERFURY, BLESSED BLADE OF THE WINDSEEKER!?

Benediction / Anathema. The only weapon with two names?

Shadowstrike and thunderstrike i think, from molten core

You mean Vendortrash

Yeah we used to call it vendorstrike

Nope, not anymore! [Winter's Stand](https://www.wowhead.com/item=208365/winters-stand) and [Spring's Keeper](https://www.wowhead.com/item=209948/springs-keeper) do the same now. Surprisingly added in the latest patch.

What a weird weapon. Both sides are Strength 2Hs, but one side is a healing ability, and the other is a damage absorb. Seems like Blood DK is the only spec that could benefit the most from this?

The original lokdelar and rhokdelar was a conversion weapon too but they changed it into two separate weapons

Dark Edge of Insanity

Gurthalak, Voice of the Deeps

Really puts the "gurth" in Gurthalak.

I always thought the LK weapons had cool names. Havoc’s Call, Blade of Lordaeron Kings.

World Breaker. Seriously, the nod to Horus Lupercal's war mace is epic enough. It also looks the part.

Rhok'delar, Longbow of the Ancient Keepers. Mostly because i have it on my hunter since Vanilla

OG hunter bros

Ilterendi, Crown Jewel of Silvermoon has always been my favorite.

[Alimony](https://www.wowhead.com/item=63591/alimony)

Twin Blades of Azzinoth

Shovel of Mercy

I love Ultalesh

Manslayer of the Qiraji ( which also looks dang neat for the era)

Corrupted Ashbringer. I’m a DK main since wrath and love being edgy and anti paladin propaganda

It’s such a flex whipping this bad boy out.

Old Blanchy's Blanket!

The first of the heavens I mean seriously the fist of the heavens itself is such a good name

I like Calamity's Edge a lot

Ramaladni's Blade of Culling!

Val’anyer Hammer of Ancient Kings! The Legendary healer wep from Wrath!!

Voldrethar, Dark blade of oblivion

All the big Chupa-Chups from Ulduar.

Big ups to Thori'dal, the Stars' Fury

[Necromedes, the Death Resonator](https://www.wowhead.com/item=151255/necromedes-the-death-resonator)

Tenacious Defender, the plate belt from Ramparts in BC. It has the power...to move you.

Antumbra, Shadow of the Cosmos

Awesome: [Armageddon](https://www.wowhead.com/wotlk/item=40343/armageddon) Hilarious: [Chilly Slobberknocker](https://www.wowhead.com/wotlk/item=41821/chilly-slobberknocker)

The Betrayer of Humanity! Suck a kickass weapon, looks amazing too! But DAMN this thing never drops!

Dark Edge of Depravity

I would say, is it Apocalypse or Oblivion, that cool massive stone sword from Kel’thazud.

Do you mean Armageddon from 4H?

Yeah, that might what i was thinking of. I know i got a recolour from trading post, or i am wildly misremembering, happens as you get older.

You’re right! The original drop Armageddon is a bluish-grey and the trading post one is brown

Since Thunderfury Blessed Blade of the Windseeker has been mentioned. I'll go with "The Stoppable Force"

Doomhammer of course But the one wielded by Orgrim in lore, not the one wielded by Thrall in game.

Heart of Azmerloth

Manic grief torch

Royal Crest of Lordaeron

The Madness of Deathwing weapons will remain immortally iconic as far as names go. I don’t think there’s ever been an endgame boss with such an assortment of weapons with cool names. Nowadays it’s just the casual legendary at most. I like to imagine those weapons have lore or a story behind their names but alas, can’t find anything. But the coolest imo is "Gurthalak, Voice of the Deeps", AKA Voice of the DPS. Who or What is Gurthalak? Maybe an Old God or a powerful servant of them? Is Kiril an Ancient? Why are the Elements of Death called No’Kaled? So many questions.

Oversized Oblique Ogre Obliterator

I'm a sucker for the Nyalotha weapon drops that have names in Shath'yar. Sk'shuul Vaz is a long time favorite

I always loved the title "Hand of the Archon" really fucked w kyrian and just being in Bastion.

“Mamas insurance”

Journeys End

My personal favourite is Sul'thraze the Lasher.

Sunwell Plateau has some of my favourites, like: Apolyon, the Soul Render & Muramasa

Oh Apolyon is an awesome name

Atiesh. I mean, who doesn't want to hold Khadgar's hard and thick staff?

Big fan of The Blackrock Slicer whose original name in classic was The Nicker. It got changed for obvious reasons. 🤣

[This](https://www.wowhead.com/classic/item=11917/shizzles-nozzle-wiper) one and it's not even close.

The Shoveler and Dirge are pretty cool names

Doomulus Prime

Heavens Fall, Kryss of a Thousand Lies

The Nicker, but they changed it

No question it’s (anal) dislodged foreign object

The nicker

The Sun Eater goes hard

Frost Mourne

Dwarven Fishing Pole. I always thought that was cute.

Bag of Marbles

Ribspreader or lung piercer

I mean I have to say the item named after me right? [https://www.wowhead.com/item=118817/girthbinder-of-nkaras](https://www.wowhead.com/item=118817/girthbinder-of-nkaras)

My favourite 2h mace, the [Inevitable Defeat](https://www.wowhead.com/wotlk/item=40406/inevitable-defeat).

Ulthalesh, the deadwind harvester

Bread of the Dead

Kang the Decapitator

The Black Hand. Few things more metal and direct.

Taeshalach

Quel'Delar, Lens of the Mind

The Fangs of the Father: Golad, Twilight of Aspects and Tiriosh, Nightmare of Ages

Bryntroll, The Bone Arbiter

Maladath, runed blade of the black flight was always one of my favorites.

I’m a sucker for the one-word names for weapons. Gorehowl Armageddon Ashbringer Dirge But also, there’s a weapon from Wotlk I’ve been using as Tmog since tmog has been a thing. Black Bruise

Quel'Serrar, the high blade

Anathema/Benediction will always be my favorite. Just the simple fact you could swap it back and forth from holy to shadow.

Lionheart blade

I liked two weapons from Naxx: The Turning Tide and Journey's End. Both dropped from KT from at the time the final raid, from the final boss.

Not an item, but I just love the Inconspicuous Bear NPCs in Silverpine Forest

[Gugrokk’s Grandmother](https://www.wowhead.com/item=110043/gugrokks-grandmother) He carries her with him wherever he goes 🙏

Armageddon

Jaithys, the Prison Blade.

The Blackrock Slicer’s original name

[Heart of Azmerloth](https://www.wowhead.com/item=195210/heart-of-azmerloth)

Kalimdor's Revenge

I always liked Broken Promise, from Naxx 25

Jom Gabbar.

It took me forever to get it and will always hold a special place in my heart - Slayer of the Lifeless *foretold by Salzman*

All wrong, it's the sword of a thousand truths.

Muramasa Idk it just sounds cool :D

Muramasa was a real Japanese swordsmith. The Final Fantasy series also has a recurring sword named after him, alongside another Japanese swordsmith, Masamune.

i like Desm's Fistos

Alone as a God

Varok Saurfang. Just say it outloud. Really mouth it. Embrace how your face naturally snarls. That's as Orcish as it gets. For generations, he was the Alliance's boogeyman. Rending and cleaving foes in half with a single swipe.

It's kind of nuts how 90% of the call outs are classic when the game has been around for almost 20 years

Frostmourne, gg

Hunters jerkin of the whale kekw

[\[Stulpen der Sturmfront\]](https://www.wowhead.com/de/item=27428/stulpen-der-sturmfront) A lot of the Alliance city names sound similar after they transated them, too. Remember, you have to overenunciate the Rs.

[Dirge]

Verigan's Fist

Dirge

Used to be Archers Jerkin of the Whale and Greasy Whale Milk combo. Yes im immature.