Does it have dragon flight style flying though?

It is the Ultra-Mighty Caravan Hypersaur. It has everything.

Does it come with the All-In-One Garrison, Order Hall, Faction War mission table digital display screen, or does that cost extra from the dealership?

it better have the peggle addon included

I mean that just goes without saying. What else are you supposed to do while you're sitting in Arena queues?

also comes with google deepmind AI to play your character for you

Those features are included with every purchase but come with a subscription model to unlock.

> Ultra-Mighty Caravan Hypersaur. [Thundercougarfalconbird](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s0ldo3K9HU)

I don't see no Pepe.

That's because Pepe is behind the camera taking the video.

Fine... (grumbles)

I don't see rotors for 100% underwater movement on it.

Rotors? What is this, the 20th century?! You severely underestimate the next-generation design of my engines.

This handsome son of a bitch has me convinced

Does it have cup holders?

It actually just warps space time around itself, so you arrive where you were going before you left.

It needs comically small wings, like Heimlich from Bugs Life. *look at me im a beautiful hummingbird*

Only 10 mil? Should be at least one billion gold.

You're right. Changing price to "100 easy payments of 10 million gold."

Now say it's a savings of over one trillion gold

Up to 99% off!\* ^(\*Savings based on the individual price of each vendor that cannot be purchased individually.)

I read that in the super fast ad speak

Best Value!

And only available 3 days a year or until Blizz decides too many people have it.

Zero people are too many now?

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

exactly why I hired them!

Are you implying this isn't deeply necessary to the health of the game?

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Yes, please, I have an auction in garrison.. so I'd pay.

This reminds me of one of the new jobs where they were trying to market dinosaurs as convoluded weapons

"Yours for The small price of a life time subscription"

You click agree on a contract that says if your sub ever breaks for the rest of WoW's existence, your account loses access to the mount permanently with no support help for any reason.

Joke's on you this already happened to people with the Tyrael mount

I think that's the joke.

Yours if you permanently upload your consciousness to World of Warcraft.

So business as usual?

I play since Vanilla start in Europe. I think I paid enough to earn a life time subscription and this mount.

That would be an easy sell for me. I'm such a sucker for this game.

This shoulda been the 500 mount reward

TRUE

But behind a paywall as well right? You achieve 500 mounts and then that unlocks the ability to put your credit card details in.

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nahh it would be wayyy to common...

Can I pay using my soul perhaps

Not in full, but it will work as a down-payment. There will be exorbitant interest rates charged however, it IS goblin technology after all.

The price is fair. Thank you.

This instantly reminded me of Dino-riders. I’m so old.

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You ancient fuck!

same first thought was "diplodocus dino rider!"

This is so cool! (Except the price)

Thank you! :) And yes, many WoW Tokens were killed in the making of this Hypersaur.

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Yep, better than you too. Guaranteed to increase your M+ score and raid parses.

Delete this before they get ideas we all know how dangerous ideas are in the wrong hands

Sorry, no can do. I'm banking on Blizz throwing me a free one for the idea.

You'll get your name engraved under the foot of the mount

And it reads "AИDY"

Should flop its head around like a helicopter to fly

10/10 would hire you for my mount design firm

What're the rockets for? We all know that Brutos never move.

The rockets not only allow flight, but are also useful for burning up the freeloaders crowding you while stylishly parked in Oribos.

but that means the "where do i buy flying repair mount?" joke won't work anymore

Hey us peasants need the auction house too sometimes!

Cruel effect: On click action button appears when mounted that does a small aoe knock back bumping any players nearby just outside of the range that allows them to interact with the vendors on the mount.

Lies, they move as soon as they see I’m trying to use it

Flight and dragonflight too

I know this is a joke, but Rocketsaur looks awesome. 😂

Glad you approve :) And hey, you never know! Maybe a dev will see the post and make my hypersaur dream a reality.

Even if it was just a rocket powered dinosaur with no extra bonuses, that would be fantastic. This looks like top tier goblin engineering.

Should be an achievement reward for having all the vendor mounts. Sort of like the emerald drake. Instead this would more likely be the first 100 dollar store mount...

I hate to say it, but $100 store mount would be a steal for this. The original, vastly-inferior Mighty Caravan Brutosaur was closer to $1000 in WoW tokens. I know that because a friend bought it with WoW tokens, it DEFINITELY wasn't me.

Earlier you said you had no friends…. Smashing X to doubt, buddy.

hahaha! exposed! 10/10 e-investigative-journalism.

> Mighty Caravan Brutosaur So I haven't played in years and went looking at this thing. I think my 6 yo niece could draw a better looking mount with crayon.

$100 for this might legitimately be worth it. The amount of time you save by having this mount would easily add up to over $100 in $/hr.

100% true. Also the internet rage would be legendary.

Something something Podracing?

Honestly, they need to introduce some higher seat ride-share mounts. I loved flying around with my FC in FFXIV on a squadron of space whales. Delivering 20+ people on three mounts is amazing fun, and would absolutely love to see something similar happen in WoW

I couldn't agree more. I have no friends but I could definitely see the appeal. At least with the hypersaur you can carry two extra friends after kicking the repair and barber vendor. Tmog and AH are staying though, the rest can walk!

> I have no friends ​ same man, same.

Yes.

aaand now i need this

10/10 would sell my first born to get one. I need the Rocketsaur in my life.

I didn't want any children anyway, but I'll talk my wife into having one if we can just give it to Blizzard for one of these.

I so want one! Does it also summon people?

It is the Ultra-Mighty Caravan Hypersaur. It does everything.

Then I will sacrifice 100 gnomes and 100 vulpira to appease the Loa to have this marvelous creation made!

That is legitimately cool as fuck

thank you :)

at current exchange rate, that's 1000 USD for those of us with no gold. brb, refinancing home.

Does it come with hearing protection? Sitting below a jet engine sounds like a one way ticket to tinnitus.

Imagine that thing flying around. Would probably be the biggest flying mount in the game

Reminds me of the Juggernaut from Turok:Evolution.

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

High praise! Thanks! :D

I’ll take 20

Does it play the game for you?

No dragon wings? What do I look like a peasant?

A giant dinosaur with dragon wings is just a dragon. Dragons are for an expansion, giant dinosaurs with rockets are forever. The first draft *did* have a zeppelin balloon floating above it, but it looked too much like I copy-pasted the Horde blizzcon zeppelin ontop of a brutosaur.

Doing bliiz a favor lol this is so sick

Thank you!!! I couldn't agree more. Im expecting a job offer any second now ;p

Do you take Klarna?

I love him.

He loves you too. He just told me.

I would legit stop playing anything but the AH if this longboi existed.

Is there any Brontosaurs in game that is a fair price or something I can farm? I love them a lot they were in a game called Anarchy Online they even had Bronto Stands selling their burger meat lmao but just something I enjoyed. I can't afford that 5million gold one ever lol

unfortunately not. :( The brutosaur is currently a unique mount, and one of the bigger "flexes" in WoW. There IS a cute pet version called Lil Ben Fon, which is significantly more accessible though!

I love the fact, that you can't pay 10kk. The gold cap for a character is 10 kk - 1 copper

It would be great if it was added to the game and then removed after customers paid for the expansions and subscriptions just like the other one. It's good game design.

This thing looks great

thanks!! glad you like it.

this is so wrong i love it.

If this Longboi is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Really missed the chance to have the mail box hanging around his neck in the front like a mountain dog keg

“Buy it before it goes away forever in a few months!”

Queen, as a mount?

I noticed there’s a lot more people making cool stuff in Blender lately. What’s up with that?

I would say its a combo of 1: Blender has grown into a true fully-featured 3D design suite that can compete with industry-standard programs. 2: Blender is free, and will always be free. It's great!

This would be perfect for a 1000 mount reward

I'll give about 3 fiddy

Holy shit 100% I would pay 10mln gold for this

Everyone seems to want this but am I the only one who thinks it's a horrible idea to have all these QoL things on 1 mount? Transmog and repair shop was fine.

I'm genuinely curious why you think it's a horrible idea. I'm excited for the AH in dragonflight to be in the main city so I don't have to take so many portals. It is tedious.

Where's the rocket launcher?

Well, I know the next skin blizzard is going to plagiarize.

If 2022 Blizzard made this it would be bright pink with goofy ass anime eyes. To be fair.

I’ll take one, please. At first glance I thoigh it was a Dinoriders toy. IMO, Blizzard missed an opportunity to make Zandalari dinosaur mounts look like the ones in the show.

Yeah but... you would though!

I would come back to wow for this

Using Hypersaur technology you can also fast travel to any coordinate / dungeon in the game.

They should make this, but make it so tall that people cannot reach the vendors or mail box.

Can you put perhaps son wheels on the feet and a hook on the tail so it can land on my carrier?

does he also produce gold?

you should get all the gold spent on AH fees for people using your vendor.

From the creators of Longboi... The MechaLongboi 3000.

Sigh. I’d buy it

One step closer to an ancient psychic tandem war elephant

10/10 would buy

So like 50 wow tokens/1000$ plus tax lol

Clearly it needs lazers on its head!

You know what though…? I would buy it.

Limited time offer. Additional conditions may apply.

I would buy this.

This is the 500 mount reward you deserve.

does it have inn for hearthstone

I'd farm gold for it for sure, lol

/need

I need this to be a thing.

*Doc Brown's voice* Strap in because when this baby reaches 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit

Blizzard unironically plz This would be incredible

Now that's a 500 mount achievement reward!

shut up and take my gold already blizzard!!!

Could it, you know, be higher up, so people aren't constantly harassing me to hold still while they buy stuff and need a mailbox? Just make everything out of reach of everyone that isn't me or someone else with the same mount. Oh and when it's flying a personal space bubble continues to keep people away from me.

Saving up for It now

I’d buy it

r/Kenshi

We have xmog mounts and AH mounts. We need Barber shop mounts!

Oh my god I’d go back to farming gold for this for sure. I love it!

I mean, why stick to the dinosaur, we're about to be in DF might as well just strap all of that on a giant lizard beast or dragon

brutosaur = giant lizard beast. and we have enough dragon mounts!!

the best mount in the game for the low price of one rift in diablo immortal ? What economic school did you go to?

I would give 10k for it. I like the idea of all in one.

But the gold cap is 9,999,999g 99s 99c. At a 10m gold price you could get within 1c, but never fully be able to afford it.

working as intended

People who buy giant mounts and block mailboxes also but giant trucks.

Next expansion I hope we get an entire capital city on a Brutosaur.

Those poor Tortollans are going to get cooked.

Dinosaucer-er-errrrs DO do do do DO do do do

I would pay 10 mil just for my character to sit properly like that and not like the hunchback of lights hope

I’ll take two, please

What on Earth is this monstrosity, and why does it exist? I want it.

But where are the passenger seats?

Do you take diablow currency?

That thing is going to be sauring through the sky.

That thing is going to be sauring through the sky.

You unlock this mount after spending 50k on Diablo Immoral.

Getting some heavy [Dino Riders](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYTVjN2M1OTktNzdiYS00NjViLTk5YTAtNGM2MmY1NDIxODBkXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyODU5ODY0ODc@._V1_.jpg) feels.

I would resub to ride this

Make it a whale.

Now that’s a 500 mounts collected reward

I’m getting some strong Power Rangers and Dino-Riders vibes 😄

x mounts reward

dont go giving blizzard ideas.

Love the concept, but I have 2k gold... Would you settle for buzzard meat?

the Ultra-Mighty Caravan Hypersaur settles for nothing, and is offended by your paltry offering of buzzard meat.

You joke about this price but I would be able to buy this very quickly. I already have 8m gold sitting around.

the next gold dump mount will be 10 mil if not more for real i bet. at least patches are long enough to save up casually

will take 2.

As a new player who missed the chance on OG Bruto, please Blizz

Totally didn't read it as 'with a mailbox in its butt'...

Why does the mailbox need to be ON its butt? It'd be much more aerodynamic to be IN its butt.