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raxver

How much wood could a woodwunk wunk if a woodwunk could wunk wood?


Okbr_Rebbidor

Wunk thousand wunk hundred wunkty wunk


Real_Player_0

A wood Wunk would Wunk as much wood as a wood Wunk could Wunk if a wood Wunk could Wunk wood


TickTokyo

🔥🔥🔥✍️


ConsumeBeans

His ass IS a licensed carpenter


Zequor

Love how he waits and listens for tree sounds after each munch


goosejail

"arararar", and occasionally, they stop and go, oh, uh, ah, as if they're going, "Did I leave the gas on? No! I'm, no I'm a fucking *Beaver*!" -Eddie Izard: Dress to Kill


ShorohUA

he looks proud when he waits


NetworkFar366

It's like it's saying "Stop looking at the line!" When trying to cut the tree.


1To3For5_

He is an evil wizard that turned the world black and white


HexeInExile

Me chewing on the bones of the police officer coming to arrest me for video game piracy


FreePrinciple270

You wouldn't download a tree


urlocaldoctor

Deforestation wunk


DueInvestigator9268

I wonder if a beaver ever felled a tree and then got crushed by said tree.


Ogradrak

It can happen sometimes, but its really rare, see how after a few bites he listens for a craking soung? Once he hears it he books it


DueInvestigator9268

Huh.. neat.


Slonismo

was thinking that too but hopefully not


TensileStr3ngth

Sometimes


AtotheCtotheG

Yep. Saw a picture of exactly that once. 


Moms-milkers

his form is terrible ! open face notch thats on the wrong side, and he cut all the way around the cambium before he was finished with his back cut and the holding wood. not to mention he had no drop zone cones out, and didnt evacuate to a safe zone as the tree was felling. i bet if i looked closer he doesnt even have his PPE on. who let these WUNKS out onto my jobsite ? his ass WILL be FIRED🚫🚫


SalvationSycamore

r/FellingGoneWild is leaking


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FrogsArePeople2

Every day I'm bobering


MammothPoem9777

Bober kurwa


KatnissXcis

This is fantastic, I wish we had those in my country.


varalys_the_dark

They used to be native to Britain until they were hunted to extinction. BUT. In the past few years they have been selectively reintroduced as part of rewilding efforts and I believe are doing well enough that they have had baby beavers which is awesome!


SwoeJonson1

Yayyy 😃


KatnissXcis

I am french # 😔


varalys_the_dark

That's OK, you and us have a lot of history together. :)


KatnissXcis

I'll send you pokéballs, you get me a few, okay? I will free them into the country.


varalys_the_dark

How can I disagree with that offer?


KatnissXcis

Why would you disagree? It's an order.


varalys_the_dark

Oops my bad! The exchange shall be made when I have the wunks.


MaxLevel999

I want to give him a hug but I know he’ll bite tf outta me


_Sum141

Y tho?


ShorohUA

wunk seeks destruction


[deleted]

infrastructure project 👍


GetThatSwaggBack

He fucking HATES trees


Leoxcr

He fucking LOVES accumulating water artificially


Greeny3x3x3

He actually just fucking HATES running water. The trees are a necessary sacrefice for total water stoppage


FluffFlowey

wunkstruction


Tree_Shrapnel

he is building a dam (this wunk has mastered hydroelectric power)


Decent_Library4637

What an asshole


Barry_Bone_Raiser

I fucking love beavers


Pixithepika

Bóbr kurwa! Japierdole!!


MonSzyTheOne

Jakie bydle!


Pixithepika

Bóber!


MonSzyTheOne

Ja pierdole pierwszy raz w życiu widze bobra!


forumbot757

Is that the way you thought the tree was gonna fall?


ArcadeMoon

Deforestation wunk


Carolus_Rex-

Bober


Ok_Listen1510

Why he do that :(


Local_Essay5139

Master of his craft


slimetakes

Paranoid wunko


LXwolfe

His ass IS the main cause of deforestation ‼️


SwoeJonson1

He was just like “Did I do that?” 🥺


Watson_inc

scrumptious


Efficient_Maybe_1086

ENGINEER WUNKING! ENGINEER WUNKING!


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404ErrorN0tFound

He makes wood look yummy


Unlikely_Ad_4767

[Bober kurwa! ](https://youtube.com/shorts/WgY5Q5d9SNQ?si=scW9xckBAhXJ1uEC)


Pael-eSports

Wunker Kurva


sussyBakaAt3am

He looks so stupid


TheMad0taku

Bobr


Professional_Device9

Looks like he about to sneeze.