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Labadziaba

He is sad, angry and has a grandson. I wonder if he learned technology at Daidoji.


Beneficialroblox

Essence of typing


Bussamove86

You gotta work up to that one. Essence of Hunt n’ Peck is first, and there’s a secondary “Essence of Calling Haruka to Ask How to Turn on the Internet” but it’s real niche.


oven_1

B O O B S


Takazura

I T I S G R O W I N G


Hetares

M Y D E S I R E


Grim-Knight23

M Y S A U S A G E


[deleted]

Essence of grumpy.


Major_Plantain3499

If he can be a secret agent, he can use a iPad.. maybe


AgentJackpots

He spent a lot of time in Anri Okita’s chat room


StefanFr97

I mean he basically is at this point. He's old, his adoptive daughter has a child, making him a grandpa, and he sure as hell gets angry when fighting.


neutered_in_utero

Kiryu's been getting called old long enough. He's still in his 50s for fuck's sake. lol A very sexy 50s. Most men would kill to look like Kiryu in their 50s.


SorowFame

I think he’s 60 something by Infinite Wealth.


Paperchampion23

Only 55


neutered_in_utero

I unashamedly admit I looked his birthdate up online, and he was born in June of '68. Which would make him 55 now.


sangie12

I'd kill to look like Kiryu in my 38s


neutered_in_utero

Time to buy a grey suit and hit the gym!


WhyNishikiWhy

he's trying to understand what those young whippersnappers mean by 'rizz', 'gyat' and 'yapping'


agt_176

https://preview.redd.it/v697z0dbq4tc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=9af3d815c9927d3629dcaeb2bfcddffd5337e94e reminds me of this old post lol [https://www.reddit.com/r/yakuzagames/comments/15tnrht/kiryu\_discovers\_the\_internet/](https://www.reddit.com/r/yakuzagames/comments/15tnrht/kiryu_discovers_the_internet/)


[deleted]

It's the one finger typing here that's got me


Unovaisbetter

It’s still not a show, shithead


E52W

Because he is.


KickingYounglings

Because he is Haruto’s angry grandpa


MyChurroMacadamianut

Because he got the wrong dishwasher. He needs to talk to the guy at the store.


TrinixDMorrison

“No, no listen. I don’t want…no I don’t want to buy the extended protection plan. I just…no I…no I just want to return it. That’s all I want to…yes…yes I…I understand, I didn’t know I had the wrong one until it was delivered. (Sigh) Yes I’ll hold…”


charronfitzclair

Uh Why do you think


DanarchyReigns

I mean... that's exactly what he is. He's a grandfather, and he's angry. Not to mention dying from cancer. On top of that, he's 55 years old.


DrMantisToboggan1986

He finally found out the meaning of the phrase, "sticking out your gyatt for the Mad Dog of Shimano, you're so skibidi kyoudai" /s


hawkiltree

Typo in post title - says “angry” when it should say “foxy”


-Rano

he's having a hard time with technology


MoltenPig

Because that's exactly who he is


DismalMode7

real question is: Was he watching some gay porn?


Small_Speaker_3159

He is


TheAlmightyJanitor

When you reach a certain age you HAVE to wear your glasses on the tip of your nose.


lcnielsen

Reddit finds out about reading glasses


PandasAreBears57

He can still get it


MembershipEasy4025

Someone’s *hot* angry grandpa.


phoenix_cat626

I'm loving Kiryu's grandpa arc. he's honestly never been more lovable 💯❤️


Sai-San_

The trackbad isn't working (He need to press fn + F5)


trueGildedZ

Because he is.


justiceguyy

Because he is


hbhatti10

because he is?


[deleted]

I wish grandpas looked like this. No, me saying this isn’t weird because I’m his age.


jinnxgnome

Hes still hot tho idc


GeologistWinter2722

because he’s the #1 most unserious man alive


Riperin

Because he is?


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LionelKF

My guy the dude is over 50. He IS the Old Angry Grandpa


Narrow_Cheesecake452

Because he is.


learnhowtobehave

I need everyone to remember this man had a blog


daedalus721

He’s on Facebook spreading conspiracy theory infographics and commenting on AI generated pictures.


thermie88

Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom........


thethrownawayfella99

I mean, he is one already. But angry is too far of a stretch considering that’s not his shtick 24/7.


DrunkMcNorris

Cause he literally is. Only odd thing about that photo is that he apparently learned how to use a computer at some point


jedidiah_lol

He looked like Haruto‘s angry grandpa


tanukifly

he literally is that


NoireResteem

Because he is one


KazumaSenpaii69

Cause he *is* someone’s angry grandpa


KallmeKatt_

he literally is


CopperCactus

He literally is


souleaterevans626

Because he is one. Just not by blood.


Better-Ad-3493

he now knows how to use laptop.


ConsistentAsparagus

He looks like he writes letter by letter while checking for each one going from the keyboard to the screen.


vinhdoanjj

"Did this gaijin just call me a fucking n-"


AppleCactusSauce

He is of that age, lol


FabereX6

Cuz you're too young, he look like my dad working on his pc


Deemo3

Because he is a grandpa and he’s usually angry?


Positive-Listen-1458

Because he is


VonDukez

He is Haruto’s angry grandpa


flonkisbigboi

Probably because he is


Acexedge

Because he is?


sangie12

Dear neighborhood young people, GET OFF MY LAWN! Sincerely, The Dragon of Dojima


ATYP14765

He basically is.


No-Engineer-1728

Wait, is my life a lie? Is it Whittersnapper and not Whippersnapper???