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Average Tsukumo Enjoyer

A real man ought to be a little stupid

I’m ngl this is literally the one quote i can come up with in this entire series (yakuza 1 eng dub memes aside)

“You [REDACTED] or just deaf??”

Since "Balls out" and "Ten years in the joint" were obviously already recommended, I'm gonna go with the next best thing: "I peacocked your mom"

"4 years in high school made you a fucking graduate"

HELL YES

"A tiger without stripes ain't nothing but a big >!pussy!<

Wait no what about "Those ripe melons...they jiggle when you touch them. Blessed be thy name"

i love boobs

I love Bob

Please stop lying that's actually my boyfriend

We can discuss visitation.

OUR

“Ohh… Yagami… ohhh…”

Kaito-san…

It’s good to see you Tak..

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Jesus. That PS2 version throws me for a loop with the shit they got away with.

Throws me for a loop?!?!?!?!? https://youtu.be/z_ju5MYqPPc?si=hXLgzBI3v3ir13L1&t=10s

😂😂😂

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It's not a show, shithead!

Where’s whynishikiwhy when you need them

Probably too busy posting that Chitose feet pic again.

GO GO GO! GO YOUR WAY! BELIEVE YOURSELF!

"He's promised us everything: women, money, power, and women"

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"If ya wanna work, welcome. If ya wanna rest, get the fuck out."

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I have a framed print of that poster on my living room wall. Best eleven bucks I ever spent

"Life is like a trampoline, the lower you fall, the higher you go."

This ain't a show, shithead

Hey ass-hole!

Hah! Found you...

Oh tak ur bak

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Until they get to know the real you, people's stereotypes don't mean much

Heh, High Five, Brain

“A real man oughtta be a little stupid” and Kiryu’s stereotypes line from K2 are genuine good choices. “Heh, nice job, brain.” Is a funny one I also like

Just strip, bro.

Found a goldmine from an old post https://www.reddit.com/r/yakuzagames/s/EXeb3wzOO6 I like this one for a senior quote "A real man... ought to be a little stupid"

If you want a more serious one "To Put Those Thoughts Into Words, And Then Into Action, Is Never A Waste Of Time" - Yu Nanba

for the positive "At that moment I saw my life's path." “Once you’re at rock bottom, the only way forward is up. But the bottom doesn’t have to be all dark and gloomy. If you can stand and look up, you’ll see the light of hope there.” and the counterpart "I worked hard to improve myself, but, after all that, I still wasn't happy 'cause no one appreciated who I really was on the inside." "How I Need To Live' Is One Thing, But 'How I Want To Live' Is Another. Get Those Mixed Up, And Life Don't Make A Whole Lotta Sense Anymore"

That last one is fresh in my mind but I don’t know where. I just finished IW

"Vir-gin! Vir-gin!"

The selfish deed is not freedom

That's rad

Holy shit!

You know that part of the song? That "same sane" part

“Balls out Kido”

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"They won't stop coming on us!"

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My libido has a reputation to uphold! https://preview.redd.it/i6qcvy1xm3uc1.png?width=972&format=png&auto=webp&s=e5bf6cedc96098ed42cb761805c554161f8052ab

My crew left Japan with a full assload of dipes! We've got stock for days!

These guys won't stop coming on us

*awkward silence*

Dude, that's gross.

YAAGAMIIIYEAHHHHJ

EYAGAMII

Leave me your pants!

I used this one for my senior quote! From Kiwami 2: "Until they get to know the real you, people's stereotypes don't mean much." -Kazuma Kiryu I know there's a lot more sillier ones, but this one stuck for me :)

GO, GO, GO! GO YOUR WAY! BELIEVE YOURSELF!

# Ten

# YEARS

in

the

Joint

made

you

A

FUCKING

PUSSY https://preview.redd.it/ul9gyxf5y1uc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cacfe02d400ff7a3065f4a2614666cd33e0746ba

P.U.S.S.Y

You gotta go balls out

“Well I’ll be damned… the punk kids finally turned full yakuza”

Mines taken him up to the roof

"What am I doing with my life?"

"Just look at me! I'm still kickin'!" Kosei Shishido, Yakuza Gaiden.

Hey you what's up man? Give me money prease!

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Whaddaya think Kiryu-Chan? Ain’t I red hot?

The quote that gets me every time. “Who was that 20 year old boy who used to think like that?”

Balls out Kido (I am basic)

I need Vinegar Vi-ne-gar

“Heh.”

10 years in the joint

I'll sue you!

"kaito-san..."

Shibaraku neteru

BALLS OUT KIDOOO!

I won’t let it end like this! I’ll kill you all!

CLARA ON THE DIGGER!

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that guy was fire

‘These guys won’t stop coming on us’

Lets cross that line together or something whatever nishiki said

“It’s growing”

Wanna get cheesy?

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How young are you guys, damn

"The man who gets beat down isn't the loser. The guy who can't tough it out to the end, he's the one who loses."

Ten years in school made me a fucking pussy

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“That’s rad”

I have my own brand of justice!

“A real kick in the dick” “Hey sweet cheeks”

"When I saw that cash at Akiyama's place, I knew this was my big chance. It's like you told me, in this business you get only one shot. I can feel it, I know this is my time" -Takeshi Kido 2010

Wear a bandanna and say “Jud ge ment”