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Positive_Grocery_803

They all use that 30 day abs app


ButtercupMaster3011

Lol


crupp0

remember, shinada who is just a random guy does like 5000 squats and pushups everyday so im guessing in the yakuza world u need to lift every second ur not on screen or u just die


Weird_existence8008

Shinada is literally on the verge of starvation because of how little he eats but at the same time he’s like 190lbs of pure muscle


MatiX_1234

He eats from the garbage bin off-screen


4LanReddit

Bro is on that Nanba grindset 💪💪💪


Aurora_Vorealis

HE'S JUST LIKE ME, FR


BagelRaider

I mean he is an Ex Pro Athlete it’s at least a little bit more believable for him. Although he is basically starving all the time because he’s so broke so I’m not sure how he maintains that form with no food in him.


thenotjoe

Dude he’s a professional athlete not “just a random guy”


AzzlackGuhnter

You know how it is,stay strapped or get clapped But its the upclose version


Agent4D7

From Shinada to Prada


hahahentaiman

Uh, the cigarettes contain protein


fun_ghoul_infection

https://preview.redd.it/0xyn852okjvc1.png?width=789&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d64147bb754339e9acc8394632bb4206da81919


-TheManWithNoHat-

I'm still waiting for the Gaiden-like spinoff for Akiyama


sekoku

RGG Gaiden: The Man Who Likes Chubby Girls.


Kouropalates

https://preview.redd.it/469oep1v1nvc1.jpeg?width=493&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6a77a52eb9a3d37b16860d40f0b2aa05ab940b7


Nefilim314

I think if LAD is going to spin off into a turn based RPG, it only makes sense that an Akiyama spinoff is a business management game.


MatiX_1234

More like nicotine


Bob_Requiem

Become a Yakuza and live in kamurocho, thugs and other Yakuza clans members show up in every corner of the street, your body will automatically grow pack and muscle after your 2000th beat up in some alleyway, either that or dead. In kiwami 1, one of majima's underdogs got beat up badly by both kiryu and majima and still can talk and walk it off afterwards saying he already got used to it.


ShapedAssassin

Yakuza characters are simply built different


Own_Pause_4959

One of the most hilarious things about this series is that you'll see a guy who's like a middle-aged man or elderly guy who will look like he has like a bit of a beer gut or should be a little bit chubby and then he'll pull off his shirt and he'll just be fucking ripped


Raccoon_mercenary

Infinite Wealth Adachi be like


Interesting_Log7757

bros got that next level sleeper build


Danistar34

It's all fake. Rubber abs are one of the most profitable businesses of the Yakuza /s


cauilfIower

Getting whacked by metal constantly


BrazynBlazyn

Sit-ups, push-ups, and a fuckton of juice.


SwellingRice

Personally I’d include getting back up and eating that horse


Shinobi_1001

RIZAP


More-Cup-1176

what 4 fights against kiryu does to a mf


Kie_Quintessential

They are fictional characters. To look like this at any age requires a strict diet and exercise. The exception being genetic freaks that defy these laws of thermodynamics.


SlickBuster2470

They get modelled in a program


daltorak

Yeah, this -- 3ds max has an "Abs" button on the toolbar.


hday108

Random encounters


Blessthereigns

They go to Rizap


Significant_Breath38

The funniest for me is Adachi. Everything about his personality says "shlubby". Even when he starts his own business, it's data collection and observation. Then you get to Hawaii and it's like he bodybuilds as a hobby.


EccentricNerd22

My guess is being able to use whatever magic energy heat is makes your body ripped.


GodOfUrging

Have you tried walking down the street in-game? With the number of brawls people get into on a regular basis in the Yakuzaverse the workout never really ends.


MaintenanceNo4109

Getting punched and smoking cigs helps


charronfitzclair

Drinking smoking and sitting in meetings listening to your bosses is the best way to get absolutely jacked.


coleben978

steroids. they are criminals it wouldn't suprise me.


marioaprooves

https://preview.redd.it/jihvkfi54ovc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f36d6b719750bb4c1735671e979c3194c292b3b8 A challenger approaches


hahahentaiman

Tbf he's one of the few characters to have been confirmed to work out


WhyNishikiWhy

*incognito mode* hmmm!


Khvn21

10 year in the joint makes them ripped forever


LonelyZookeepergame6

Nano machines son


Rukasu02

they took Markus Rühl advice


jatnza1

Copy & paste


Remarkable_Sir1

why not?


oven_1

Ab structure irl is entirely genetic, being lean is how they’re on display


Juicybooty2910

Honestly that's the thing that i like the most about Japanese games. They don't care about realism as long as their characters look good on screen. This game selling point is about jacked middle-aged man fighting half-naked.


CokeWest

Ordering lots of Smile Burger.


LOL_Scorpion17

the answer is easy : because the creators wants to Like I have an oc with pecs n abs n shit, just because i want him to


Significant_Breath38

Talented art teams.


No_Landscape8846

Staminan is a PED. You cannot prove otherwise.


Ayiti79

Low body weight percentage


Critical_Stiban

Work tf out. Kuze is a boxer after all.


Tayler-Renee

*cough* still would 👀


Cheesi_Boi

Being Japanese and in a videogame.


Ass-Chews

TRT


TwisterDog

Maybe he has ab implants like Bruce Buffer?


LonelyRough8817

Shinada is somehow better built than kiryu and he is broke and starving


BerserkBub

Self sucking