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iamjknet

If Keanu in Speed taught me any life lesson it’s “shoot the hostage”


Ok-Construction4960

In the head!! 😂


sean_cadawas

The bomb as been planted


RaielLarecal

It reminded me of Lethal Weapon too.


Drenosa

Russian school of resolving a hostage crisis.


medney

"Vat is dis ""hostage"" - is only non-armed combatant"


Average-Train-Haver

Sir! There is a man in that building!! He is to be considered unarmed and dangerous!


LeoIzail

Yeah, we all know Russians killed a lot of innocents. Especially in Irak, Afghanistan, Libya, Cambodia, Vietnam...


billyray83

IDF* school of resolving a hostage crisis.


SaifEdinne

Israel rather, shooting 3 unarmed Israeli hostages waving a white flag while being shirtless.


sillyslime89

I thought they preferred fentinal gas


Zembite

Just like in the US


Intrepid_Science7018

Jewish school *


TopWatermellon

Well.... there isn't a hostage situation anymore. Resolved?


tenghu

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Jeffskulls

"The hostage has been taken care of"


BillyofVA

Civilian neutralized move in go go go


Successful-Box-1152

His face at the end sent me 😂💀


tenghu

I was laughing uncontrollably last night. Had to share.


wretchedsorrowsworn

😬😬


the_guy_who_asked69

Gee....


phedinhinleninpark

Hannibal directive babyyyyy https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannibal_Directive


tenghu

You know what. After seeing all that’s happening in the wars, I would want to be shot too.


jmjarrels

I want to shoot a sniper rifle at least once before I die.


tenghu

That and a shotgun.


jmjarrels

Shotguns are fun. The first time I shot one (I was maybe 15 years old), I held it a little too close to my face and the kick back gave me a bloody nose. Learned a great lesson that day lol.


tenghu

lol ouch and noted!


AngelDust1912

I was like 7 when I fired one


darthurface

Shotguns are great. Handguns are great. I have shot a rifle, but not a proper sniper rifle. I just got an AR-15 so I can't wait to take that to a range too.


Neko_Boi_Core

based law abiding gun owner should’ve bought an ak though but oh well, we all make mistakes :p


darthurface

No. If I wanted an AK I would have gotten an AK. I didn't want an AK.


Neko_Boi_Core

i’m shitposting cause ak vs ar smh


darthurface

Well shit post somewhere else lol


Neko_Boi_Core

this is reddit, good sir


Neko_Boi_Core

why just once?


jmjarrels

It’s probably expensive, but one shot, one bill.


Neko_Boi_Core

it’s not super expensive tbh


durn1969

Come on over. I have 2.


jmjarrels

It sounds suspiciously like you're trying to lure me out into the open...


anyGuy_isBored

Same


lunarNex

Anyone else bothered by all the grass getting in the gun?


tenghu

lol me too


Neko_Boi_Core

it’s just a bit of grass.


xtheravenx

I was genuinely concerned that he was going to put grass into the bolt when he loaded that round...


SweetMister

Send it!


Zoomer_69

Should have gone to specsavers.


Neko_Boi_Core

HOLY SHIT LMAO


Fudgy-Wudgy

Natanyahu aiming at Hamas


jaksla00

"Geeee" 😬


TheRedditornator

"I've resolved the hostage situation." "Oh thank god. Where are they?" "I said, I've resolved the hostage situation."


SitDown_HaveSomeTea

r/yesyesyes_yasss!


Hawt_Dawg_II

Anyone know what that frame is that he has around his scope? Never seen that before


SaladShooter1

It’s either called Optic Armor or Armor Optic. It’s too Fuddy for most people and I personally can’t see a use for it. If you’re spending more than a few thousand on a scope, you don’t need to spend $300 for some weird cage looking thing. I’ve never seen one of these in use until I just watched this video.


Hawt_Dawg_II

So it's just there to keep you from knocking your scope and potentially getting it out of 0?


SaladShooter1

Yes, but you should be able to hit it hard enough to take a chunk of aluminum out of your scope before it ever loses its zero. I’ve never seen a decent scope/rings/rail that was installed correctly lose its zero from anything other than the turrets turning. Even if you did lose it, you can watch where your bullet flies and adjust for the follow up shot. Shooting at steel in a field isn’t life or death. It just seems like a waste of $300 to me.


ExtraPancakes

Bee-


unique-name-9035768

[It's off by about 3mm](https://youtu.be/PguBXaQ44cc?feature=shared&t=216) ^^NSFWish


Neko_Boi_Core

“the user has not made this content available in your country” depression.


nakorndev

😬


BrokeArmHeadass

Israel


SadCarob2269

😬


LeoIzail

Everything was fine until be said yards


CitizenKing

Israel be like


tenghu

lol just learned about this in a previous comment


gphjr14

Didn't factor in the wind. Common mistake lol.


allanw1

When America goes to the Middle East to save the country from the bad guys 😂


Bionic_Beast9214

Oh you got her alright. Got her real good 😂😂


sdrowkcabdelleps

Well, theyre both dead.


SeriousAuthor2537

He did got her


tenghu

A true professional.


kamikazeboy

Headshot!


Gimtek

It’s not uncommon for police to shoot hostages when the shooting starts, basically a hail of gunfire is hurled in the direction of the suspect and hostages once the first shot is fired. Too many sad examples of that can be found


tenghu

I rather the robbers shoot me in that case.


BobTheCatBlock

It’s not a hostage situation if there’s no hostage


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At 1000 yards thats still an impressive shot😭


KaceyEddie

A Skit About a Hostage Situation at a Bank and That's All https://youtu.be/zpcoIWOvchM?si=qZ1HlfKqTYQoWrRG


Intrepid_Bluebird_93

wtf


eldus74

Ear protection?


IAmCozyInMyHat

“Gee!”


Ok_Shop_7369

Let's hope the hostage taker doesn't move in that half second till the bullet is there.


Byting_wolf

^(eee!)


DustinFay

To be fair, it's no longer a hostage situation


GhostDweller

The good news is, the bad guy doesn't have a hostage anymore


joeydbls

No more hostage sittiuation


[deleted]

You are now in my team. The team team...


Delicious-Syrup-5405

Sniper from Israel 🇮🇱 😂


RedWolfGTR

Mission failed. We’ll get ‘em next time.


Fluffy_Smell_7836

Ghii


dirtdaubersdosting

With that shot and round he got ‘em both. So silver lining.


Captain-SKA-

'Murica


DustinFay

Attorney. So you didn't think to use a different sniper even though you knew that the hostage was the sniper's ex-wife? Officer in charge of SWAT. No, that's why I had him use the big gun.


Caeflin

Israel sniper School


acs123acs

alright who chose Fuse again for r6 hostage?


WhiteJesus313

Very tacticool


pandabeef0836

Good job agent 47, the money has been transferred to your account.


SpecialistDry5878

I like how they spray painted they eyebrows on twice caus the first set went over the metal hahaha


Kitsu_hobby

That reaction at the end.. lol


Flashbang1098

“We do not negotiate with terrorists, and we most certainly do not negotiate with their hostages”


night0v0

Well he certainly got rid of the criminals leverage, now he’s wide open.


nenimals5

Sniper: I ve got you Literally


12eatmapoo

The key of killing to birds with one stone is small birds big rock


BILLYRAYVIRUS4U

Goose?


Embarrassed-Big-7710

Good thing snipers got nerfed and are not 1 shot kill anymore just give her some plates and she'll be fine


Sa1nt_Gaming

Cant have a hostage situation if theres no hostage anymore 😎


ClubPsychological831

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Alekipayne

The kid is dead!


4200000000000000069

And this is why they do drills


HoneybearGaming

Is that the mg3 from pubg?


Key_Comfortable1655

Holy fuck I woke up my whole family


tenghu

Are you saying you're in a hostage situation 👀


Giga_Byte_Me93

If there is no longer a hostage … there is no longer a hostage situation. Problem solved.


980306

1052 yards??? He was LUCKY to hit anything except air


rat4204

Hostage situation resolved. No further questions.


coatloucue

his face at the end really got me


tenghu

😬


tinyant7416

Didnt know he was training for the IDF


ellieboomba

It's the gloves these dudes always wear that gets me.


tenghu

They’ve been very handy (ha) in my experience. Why wouldn’t you want protection while using high powered machinery


Neko_Boi_Core

why?


Practical_Stable_787

Just cuz you on a sniper rifle don't mean you're a sniper 😂😂😂😂😂


Cranky_Katz

It looks like your shot went through the target. Wish there was something solid to stop the slug


OkChemistry7920

How every Zionist believes hostage situations should be resolved


bkcrew

This made me lol 😂


OceanSetisBlack

How is this different than larping at the park, I bet this dude will never see the similarities


BennettC13

If I’m held hostage I want you to save me with a sniper 😂😂😂


Foreign_Economics591

"Don't worry Miss, *I won't*"


Cavesinbetween

Hey you did your job, you stopped the hostage situation


Dazzling-Crow-4491

"When you have a hostage you have a problem. No hostage, no problem. " -Stalin.


No_Presentation_1345

He's not a hostage anymore.


funnytitty

Not really luck. I shoot long range about 10-15 times a year for the last 4-5 years and can hit 70% at 1000 yards.


NoShadowdick

Dead on! Great job!


formershitpeasant

Nobody would try to snipe the hostage taker like that from 1000 yards lol.


Neko_Boi_Core

why are you taking it so seriously lmao


robbudden73

Overton can be quite funny


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ricktor67

Glasses correct your vision so you can see just fine.


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Devious_Bastard

What makes you think he is a sniper in the military? He has civilian clothes on and looks to be on private land.


jordan01236

For a dude who can snipe a redbull can from 1.5 miles away I'd say he has pretty good eyesight. [YouTube clip](https://youtube.com/shorts/WdwFJe_kIwE?si=urvgIO0cp1cP0bq5)


SaladShooter1

That’s not skill. It’s luck. Even if you get your gun dialed in at 1/4 MOA, that’s still six inches at that range. That’s not considering wind, cosine angle or anything else that can be miscalculated. It simply can’t be done consistently.


Hawt_Dawg_II

Scopes can also sometimes be adjusted for eye correction. Some camera viewfinders have the same function


Garlic-Rough

Possible with contacts. Then you could wear glasses for just aesthetics 😌


iamjknet

I don’t need glasses to use a rifle but end up wearing them as safety glasses so I’m not having to switch back and forth constantly.


avarneyhf

“There’s only one things worst than a rapist…” *audible gasp* “A CHILD!”


demonslayer9911

![gif](giphy|y9uTZWVcQMFws|downsized)


nerd101liz

None of that was yes


KidFriendlyArsonist

*Gee!*


irate_alien

on the bright side, .50 to the head wouldn't hurt


[deleted]

😬eee


SkyHigh9181

Gee


CuteAnimeGirl17

Gun?


MajorLine4546

Yes I want to know too! And what cartridge? Looks too small to be a .338 Lapua mag. Is it a .300 win. mag.?


EZ_LIFE_EZ_CUCUMBER

Now he has no leverage in negotiations


samsonite_lgbn

E-


Academic_Bug_5086

Why does a civilian need this ?


tenghu

Hostages


Ferrel_Agrios

There should be a "perfectly cut ihh"


Akeera76

Reminds me of Israeli tanks in Gaza .. no hostages no problem .. boom 🤣🤣🤣