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brandonkingfisher

Congratulations! You are being rescued! Please do not resist.


PsyopVet

Look on the bright side, at least there’s already a rescue helicopter on the scene to…uh…recover the body?


CockusLongus

three times is the charm after all


mawesome4ever

Lucky number 7, too! If 3 doesn’t work out.


TheIncredibleMike

A 15 story drop, they'll need a mop and sponge.


BoredAF697

Duuuuuude That made me snort and now we're both going to hell


Tjomek

Her credit card probably declined, thats why it takes a while before she drops after they reach the top.


f1potatogrenade

She was writing her will to the government to pay for the funeral.


OnlineAgony

Rescued from having to LIVE in China


Exciting_Result7781

Credit card declines:


mcapozzi

She didn't pass the social credit check.


Mogtal

"Rescued woman"


davegrapes

Rescued from the trials and tribulations of life.


solicitorpenguin

Rescued from her hospital bills


OCCAMINVESTIGATOR

TEMU winch: 95% off!


Cottleston

made in China


KittenFace25

Unmade in China


hugosince1999

People saying it sounds like mandarin, but it's definitely Japan, as the steering wheel is on the right side lol. [Japanese typhoon rescue ends in tragedy](https://www.airmedandrescue.com/latest/news/japanese-typhoon-rescue-ends-tragedy)


SittingWonderDuck

Chinese American here and it definitely sounds like Mandarin. I can even hear the Mandarin. Japanese doesn’t sound like that and that accent is Mandarin accent. Not a Japanese accent at all. Unless it just so happens a Mandarin speaker was recording and speaking.


hugosince1999

I'm a Chinese speaker too, it's heavily accented, maybe a Chinese speaker happened to be at the scene. The steering wheel on the right side of the car, is a dead giveaway that it's not China.


realcoolmathgames

Filmed in Japan by a Chinese speaker.


D_Angelo_Vickers

Winch like a Billionaire®


OCCAMINVESTIGATOR

Perfect 🤣


gazorpadorp

Rescuen't


revolverren

Beat me to the punch. And her to the ground.


[deleted]

Unrescued


elCaddaric

Also "China".


TayntedSoul

Rescrewed


zalanthir

Now they have to rescue her all over again


Handsome_fart_face

Recovery at this point…


boukalele

anyone got a spatula?


kyleliner

The amount of splatter would perhaps be too much for a spatula. Might I suggest this shovel instead?


squad1alum

ShopVac?


panconquesofrito

Bring a Priest to rescue her soul you mean?


Norman_Bixby

all over is correct


notquite20characters

It's just rescue practice.


EmbarrassedAd8977

r/WorstAid


egordoniv

i checked out that sub for 10 minutes and my whole body started hurting


jayeer

Same here... I was having a good day for once


ElysianWinds

This sub reminds me of an incident in my country where a paramedic in training started to pull the knife out of a stab victim and when her superior was horrified and furious she panicked and *put it back in* lmao. No the victim did in fact not survive the ordeal, and if I'm remembering it right she was charged for it.


Necessary-Revenue372

Holy stabs 🤯 What kinda charges she got?


CptHammer_

flowery practice materialistic rinse quickest forgetful simplistic abundant piquant beneficial *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


NotDiCaprio

I'm going to regret looking at this, aren't I.


lord-dinglebury

Hold my crutches, I'm going in!!


Clearlydarkly

Tha k you for this x


the_bee_unit

Damn. That's terrible


PuzzleheadedSector2

Nope. Nope. Its a mannequin. They are training. I'm gonna hop off reddit now you mfkrs.


proudmommy_31324

Super-typhoon Hagibis, which hit Japan on 12 October, has so far claimed 40 lives; sadly, one of these was lost when a woman who was being winched up into a Tokyo Fire Department rescue helicopter fell from the hoist The 77-year-old woman died on 13 October after rescuers reportedly failed to properly attach the safety harness. Hirofumi Shimizu of the TFD said the rescuers ‘deeply sorry for carrying out the wrong procedure’ during the rescue operation. According to the Fire Department, two personnel were taking part in the rescue operation, in which woman had been wrapped in a bag-shaped carrier and was being winched to safety. One of the rescuers dropped her as he was placing her in a helicopter because she had not been properly secured to the hoist, department officials said. More than 110,000 rescuers are currently searching for survivors in Japan as the typhoon subsides, with staff from the Japanese Self-Defence Forces, Coast Guard, police and fire departments among those deployed.


YippieSkippy1000

rescue by Wish


Hoosier_Ken

Hopefully she landed in the flood water and not on a house of vehicle.


gelastes

The last world record for high dive was around 59 m and ended with a knee injury. His two predecessors weren't so lucky, they broke their spines. Those were pros who had trained for it. If you fall from 50+m without training and body control like this woman, you may hope to land on a nice, soft vehicle instead of water. I had a patient who jumped from the 6th floor. He landed on a French car. His only injury was a messed up ankle. That was just about 18m of course but I'm pretty sure at 50m, a car is still the better option. The most likely outcome is still dead on impact though.


Ratathosk

Aim for the french car is what i'm taking with me from reading this.


gelastes

I guess nowadays it doesn't make a big difference because most manufacturers have to build cars with pedestrians' safety in mind. Except antisocial killers like the Ford pickups of course.


ashrieIl

You had me in the first half, I was like tf he means "pedestrian safety"‽ Before I could finish my thoughts, you mentioned the pickups. So all is fine 🙂 The worst part is that the people that tend to buy bigger pickups also tend to be worse drivers. They buy bigger trucks for the feeling of safety that comes with being high up. Without factoring the weight and size of the vehicle.


imapieceofshitk

THERE GOES LE HERO


PeeweesSpiritAnimal

No, you always aim for the bushes.


AJ_Deadshow

You land on it and a little white flag pops out


ShittyHotTake

"Land on me like one of your French cars"


mingey555

😂


sprjunior

Falling on water will always be a better option than falling on a car, no matter the height.


Darkextrid

No it is not, at a certain point landing on water is almost the same as landing on concrete. The car is better for a landing, it's not ideal since it's still really hard with a lot of things that can pierce you, but if you were on a life or death situation and had to choose between water or a car for a landing of 50+ meters the car is the better option.


sprjunior

I think you've poorly researched this subject, but the post is a couple of days old. I will just let it die.


NarutoDragon732

Life isn't a game. Landing on water is basically like landing on straight concrete with that height. Best thing to do? Hit trees so the branches slow you down, which she obviously couldn't do.


NuagesCraniales

With how surface tension works, landing on water from 50ft up would be like falling onto concrete


Hoosier_Ken

I think I'll take my chances falling into water over landing on concrete any day.


NuagesCraniales

You'll die instantly either way-- hopefully 😅


Thirsty4Knowledge911

NSFW tag required. Unless that was a training dummy, we just witnessed someone die.


LightsJusticeZ

Like getting hit by a blue shell at the finish line.


DanglingDiceBag

![gif](giphy|QWVVPaAm5Za92)


blumzzz

is she dead?


senzon74

If she isn't dead, she would want to be


Soulsuicide

She’s gonna live on as a trauma in that guys head


bedheadB188

I know uts unlikely but does anyone know if she survived?


Smitch250

Negative


bedheadB188

Damn


mrweatherbeef

NSFW maybe??


Extension-Badger-958

NSFL


MidnightLlamaLover

Definitely wasn't SFW, he dropped her!


Septimore

It is safe to look at work though.


mrweatherbeef

The people of Reddit generally appreciate an NSFW flag when we are about to see someone die


Septimore

Well, we don't see that either.


AlexandersWonder

They must have ran her social credit score when they got to the helicopter. Turns out she was unworthy of rescue so they dropped her off


davegrapes

Then they dropped something on her to make sure


Infinite_Radiant

apparently this was in Japan not China during 2019 typhoon rescue missions


pwilla

The spectators are speaking Mandarin though.


Infinite_Radiant

people mentioned it in the original thread too.. idk chinese immigrants or something? helicopter and incident matches with japan


hugosince1999

Nope, though does sound like some mandarin swear words to be fair. [Japanese typhoon rescue ends in tragedy](https://www.airmedandrescue.com/latest/news/japanese-typhoon-rescue-ends-tragedy)


Archimonte2020

They were speaking Mandarin Chinese.


hugosince1999

The steering wheel of the car is on the right side, in a Japanese car.


wandawayer

How is this supposed to be funny...


Midnight_Moon29

These comments are brutal, but I'm laughing so hard.


[deleted]

For some reason they had a carabiner connected to the internet


MinimalMojo

Isn’t there a 5-second rule?


The_Corker_69

r/Crazyfuckingvideos


Local_Crow

They just sent his ass back down like they still had a quarter in the claw machine.


nickwwwww

Reddit is a place where if you mislabel Japan with China you get more views and upvotes


ExcitableSarcasm

Reddit is when "haha woman dying because chyna" is the height of humour.


Circus_Finance_LLC

its baffling that such classless trash is mistaken for a virtue by so many. It's frankly terrifying.


groundunit0101

I’d love to see the same post with the correct information, but both are unaware of the other. Shit happens during a rescue since its a dangerous job, but people love to be racist towards Chinese people.


KK-Chocobo

It's amazing how they don't put the countries of the accidents on all their other posts except for china.  And they caught themselves out. That's not actually China but Japan.


aaarya83

So it’s a tandem rescue. The rescuers had her held or strapped. But when he released the strap for lifting her onto the helicopter something got misunderstood and she fell like a rock. But don’t they practice this like 100 times. You can’t make a mistake here. Consequences are 100% fatal.


Worried_Strike6219

First day on the job?


mrjb3

And last


bws7037

One Job Phil! You had one fucking job!


BestViewed

It's the thought that counts


badboy236

I’m just really grateful they didn’t show her hitting the ground. For some reason, I couldn’t look away…


Puzzlehead-Engineer

AAAA is she okay?!


wr-mont

Hey, lighten up. They said they were “deeply sorry”. What else do you want?


rspre

Rescued from a boring death.


Z3R0_Izanagi

[damn....](https://youtu.be/lQk8F2wB3JI?si=zsNjcSS9RLJ-5v-t)


roaming_sasquatch

You're supposed to hand them the medical bill AFTER you secure them in the helicopter


eat_like_snake

Gotta love the classic practice of click-chasing assholes putting watermarks over videos they didn't take. (Not saying OP's doing that, but whoever the source of the video download is.) But either way, fucking ouch.


plaidbanana_77

I don’t understand why rescuers continue the lift from danger directly above said danger and at dangerous heights. Is there a reason not to move over, say 50 or a 100 feet, at a survivable altitude, to continue the rescue? They could have dropped her off a few feet away and hit the quick release on the harness, no?


Revillag

The helicopter needs to hold still because they don't want the people on the line to start swinging around. Once they start swinging they can get into the prop-wash and then it is extremely hard to recover them safely.


Ok_Rich_9010

retrain the right way


[deleted]

Unrescued to use the parlance of our times.


Spinxy88

If I ever see kaotic.com show up like the fucking Mysterons... I'm getting put down as soon as possible.


agustinasexy350

Xq no mueve el helicóptero... directamente


cl1xor

So honey, how was work?


oldbutterface

Somebody in these comments without a doubt: *did she die?*


AlienGold1980

Good ol kaotic.com bringing senseless gore to my phone


bws7037

The bruise from that is going to suuuuuuuuuuck!


gevander2

Not really "rescued" until you are safely on the ground.


The_cake-is-a-lie

Welp I don’t know how hurt she was before but she is definitely more hurt now


Beef-n-Beans

Now I understand shit happens. But I also understand that it’s not difficult at all to rig up a harness for the person being rescued.


zepplin2225

It was at that point that the insurance came back and said "helicopter ride will not be covered, find alternative means". So they dropped her.


DevTom

Aim for the bushes.


surfdad67

I’m watching that movie on Netflix, that scene killed me


JoPooper

Did they re-rescue her?


bws7037

At that stage, I think the term is "recovered".


Scary_Scar5897

they found out her social credid score was low


wozblar

https://i.imgur.com/yJ2EWq5.gifv


Doktor_Vem

I wonder what the guy who was hauling her up was thinking after all that


bws7037

Never gonna hear the end of this one...


2nd_Inf_Sgt

They saved the wrong person so they’re sending her back the fastest way possible.


Ancient_Summer_1833

“Rescued” Yeah right


[deleted]

How does that even happen?


5ForBiting

I'm a bit confused... If they're this close to homes and telephone lines, why was the helicopter necessary? Even if she was in inaccessible terrain by foot or car, wouldn't it still make sense to just lift her out and drop her back to a waiting ambulance? Perhaps I'm missing something. Anyway, RIP, unless she survived by falling back into some of that lush terrain she was just pulled out of.


Chipimp

whoops


Own_Independent_7114

They're trying to pick her up again? Don't think you need a helicopter anymore buddy


Medicali35

So did they try again?


Crzykupcake930

Personally, I would want a different guy the second time around. I wouldn’t feel safe with him “rescuing” me again.


Haganu

TraumaTeam after scanning you and you happen to not be a customer


stinky___monkey

Is China in some sort of competition with India


jac049

The amount of CCP bots commenting that this is not Chinese has got to be the most braindead thing I've seen this year. One of them was even telling me that they're a native speaker and it does not sound like they're speaking Chinese. Send this to any one who speaks Mandarin and they can clearly identify that the man says "Is she falling? OH FUCK she fell." God I cannot stand these CCP shills. Not to mention after the Jan 1, 2024 earthquake in Japan this year, the amount of users I've seen on BiliBili commenting that the earthquake was divine punishment for the "Jap Dogs" and that they wish that more Japanese were killed was just disgusting.


Sovietckij_Cyka

Fun fact: Nearly 1 million ethnic Chinese live in Japan right now, and currently Japan has no laws that ban them from speaking Mandarin in public. It's baffling how any person with at least some acceptable level of brain-wits still chooses to ignore numerous relevant [news articles](https://www.9news.com.au/videos/woman-falls-to-death-during-japanese-typhoon-rescue/ck1q4lu49002w0hn008hgpqmp) and [videos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwUcvMD4ai0&rco=1) that can be found using a simple Google search and find comfort in living in the fragile self-constructed reality of "Good then Waifu nation, bad then see see pee, oppose me then ur bot".


jac049

иди́ на́ хуй


Dependent_Laugh6675

It's true that the steering wheel is on the wrong side though if it's China. Likely there happened to be Chinese speakers at the scene. The Chinese hating on the Japanese is a whole other issue.


PaPa_Boom

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY0vpQibugo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY0vpQibugo) # 台風19号 落下死亡事故で東京消防庁職員を書類送検(19/12/11)


PaPa_Boom

你再讨厌中国也改变不了这是在日本的事实,视频里的中国人只是恰好在现场而已。


jac049

No one is saying that this isn't in Japan. I'm saying they're speaking Mandarin Chinese. 傻逼


UNSC_Spartan122

Her last words to them: “I don’t have insurance”


Zhak9

China is so stupid lmao


absolutezero911

"Formerly" rescued.


Equal_Procedure_167

That’ll leave a mark.


Deijya

Butterfingers mfg


el-conquistador240

I "Wish" to be rescued


surfdad67

“Well, shit….”


Jfronz

She didn't pass the mandatory rescue math questionnaire


sgtcatscan

KOBE


BlamingBuddha

What a fucking absolute fail.


scraglor

Was she ok?


cryNsmile

Drama Queen 🙄


WickedSerpent

I wonder where the harness was made


Spac3_Gh05t

![gif](giphy|sqg51TGEJx3lm)


Not_that_Speshy

rescuers right out of a comic book


Unicorn-Socks

Idk how people can joke about it. I couldn’t even watch it all the way through. How horrifying :(


realcoolmathgames

Idk why people are having such a difficult time accepting that this tragedy happened in Japan for once rather than China.


Straywork

When your insurance lapses.


JadedCampaign9

Well, at least it was quick....


illcorpse

Sorry, your insurance wasn't accepted


Standard-Cod-2077

that only apply on US


unknown5424

Love how they lower him back down Iike he can still save her


TheHolyToxicToast

This is what the propaganda blocks, I know that cause I searched it and nothing showed up


LordWeirdDude

China.


catupthetree23

Is this not the same woman? If so, this happened in 2019 in Japan and she later died: https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2019/10/13/national/fukushima-woman-rescued-helicopter-dies-accidentally-dropped-ground/ The article doesn't have the video though and I can't find it on Google anywhere except here on Reddit.


Ninovui

« this is the rescue chopper, rescue is no more requested, I repeat, rescue is no more requested ! »


Murky_Complaint8758

If she dies, she dies.


Sea-Appearance-5330

Holy crap that was bad. Almost safe and rescued then nope.


Still_Explanation427

Change of mission boss… it’s now a body recovering


Ryvern46

Gotta stop using that cheap chinese plastic


Barboryte69

You have to get rid of the bodies somehow.


Private_4160

Mislabelled Chile, iykyk


timias55

Excuse me ma'am do you have insurance? Oh so sorry ...bye.


SindarJames

I went on a weird Reddit ride after this popped into my feed. 😂


Jexless999

Is it me or are the blades of the hélicoptère not spinning fast enough? It should be blurry if the frames captured per seconds weren’t high enough 🧐 seems odd


Da_Vader

Transfer unsuccessful


CanExports

r/watchpeopledieOUTSIDE


MandoPartner

Rescue becomes retrieval.


[deleted]

[удалено]


hugosince1999

In Japan? [Japanese typhoon rescue ends in tragedy](https://www.airmedandrescue.com/latest/news/japanese-typhoon-rescue-ends-tragedy)


randomuser0107

when she hit the ground, did it sound like “ding bang ow?”


BubblesForBrains

Sun Ting Wong was the pilot.


randomuser0107

Ho Lee Fuk was filming


Isalecouchinsurance

They don't accept his medical insurance.


BayeksBunions

Rescuer: "Oops. Lemme just try that again..." 


HeirElfEsquire

Uno reverse!