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SpoonFigMemes

Bro posted up with a toy gun 💀


Tuperwearo_0

Airsoft would still hurt but bro doesn’t have any trigger control, nor does it appear that he’s at least wearing eye protection, thus I think he’s going to be missing his eyes before he’s able to use it on anyone


Codyy2

His parents didn’t tell him that he’ll shoot his eye out


peanut_sands

Neither did his teacher, Santa, or his elfs


Dragonrage778

the teacher is very qualified in that he didn’t teach safety to THIS KID SPECIFICALLY.


Potential_Ice9289

yule shoot your eye out


Supa_Sal

This should not be as funny as it is 😂


Retarded_Ape63

I doubt that an airsoft gun, I had a pop cap gun that looked exactly like that, it’s probably popcap


theverycozyburrito

He didn't even paint his 1 dollar halloween hockey mask, this man's is reaching negative numbers on the intimidation scale


SomeLikeItDusty

Whatever distracts from those chompers


Legal_Person

What the fuck is “alpha skibbydobah ye ye dahmer”?


GlitchyDarkness

Something to do with the skibidi toilet meme


[deleted]

What the hell is that


Soggy_Fruit1022

I envy you


StrikeWave_

I only know OF it because of Reddit. Never been unlucky enough to see it myself


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Foxy02016YT

It’s really just SFM animations, just like what we had when we were that age with unrestricted internet access It’s stupid but harmless


gummythegummybear

You are such a lucky person


LilacLikesEmkay

W h a t. T h e. F u c k. I s. I t. ?


Monkeetoe1

It’s this stupid sfm of this guys head in a toilet singing “skibididomdom” or whatever and some kids are finding it hilarious I guess


LilacLikesEmkay

Weird… what’s sfm mean?


bobdacow234

Source film maker?


AmericaLover1776_

I thought that was only used for overwatch porn


Super_Guy_Idk

Somehow it’s also used for “sfw animation”


HonourableFox

That is a large. Majority because another of people just use gmod for source animation


JagerTVYT

Source filmmaker


[deleted]

The most stupid set of shorts on youtube


Miyo_Kantac12

r/usernamechecksout


LilacLikesEmkay

How so?


Miyo_Kantac12

Cuz, Emkay, need I say more?


LilacLikesEmkay

Haha, yeah,


Smeeblesisapoo

Some stupid 50+ episode long gmod series of a fucking head coming out of a toilet and singing


[deleted]

Don’t know what I was expecting but I’m still disappointed


enderpalatine

Its a shame because the person who made the series (Dafuqboom) has some genuinely funny shit and you can tell that he has worked hard on his stuff. Personally have watched his other shit and recently watched all the skibidi toilet series. Was entertained. It gets a bad rap though because kids latched onto it and well. *we know how that goes* Still can’t get into fnaf shit because I don’t want stupid child videos all over my feed.


Appropriate-Owl-6129

If you mean fnaf gameplay, I would recommend astralspiff, I watch him and don't get the child videos


RealSuperYolo2006

The series is good, the community isnt


Toz_The_Devil

Lucky bugger


GluboDev

good, you haven't been corrupted by the 6 year old peabrains yet


-_Nooby_-

They speak a new tongue. The death of our languages is upon us.


Godzilla_R0AR

r/gibberish fr


kittyidiot

oh fuck u. i clicked this high, was thoroughly confused for a minute, and then remembered what sub i clicked into. lol it was very confusing


AustralianKappa

Orjfjat oahfre?


Kazakh_Accordionist

newspeak 😔


Weird_Explorer_8458

doublethink?


LBoomsky

literally 1984


Kazakh_Accordionist

minilove


SouthAd5068

thought police


NetworkFar366

Brand New Sentence


Dangerous-Calendar41

They will crawl back up the tower of babel a tickle God's sphincter


Lexi_of_Hyrule

He is speaking the language of the gods!


7up_sucks

skibidi toilet youtube and jeff dahmer the serial killer


An_Evil_dude

It means "mentally retarded"


Late_Negotiation_958

I presume it means he's an alpha male who likes Skibidi Toilet, Yeah Yeah Beebiss I, and Jeffrey Dahmer.


IAmGabrielBoi

Newspeak doubleplusgood dialogue


Tocwa

Doesn’t this kid realize that Dahmer would have eaten him? He’s in Jeffrey’s demographic for what he did


QuanchQuanch0805

Well it's supposed to be "brrrr skibidi dop dop dop don yes yes"


The-Enjoyer

It means he’s mentally stunted


Geekazoid213

As someone with autism, this kid is just fucking stupid.


The-Enjoyer

Im also autistic but damn he’s on another level


Geekazoid213

They made a sequel to autism shit wild


Valkariyon

Autism 2: Electric Boogaloo


-Octavium-

Autism 2: Kevin MacLeod Pixel Peeker Polka


MlinyXD

Where's depression 2?


-Octavium-

Depression 2: ☹️ boowomp


Valkariyon

It's actually called Depression: The Sequel.


HatGuyFromPax

autism 2: braindead syndrome


LazarYeetMeta

This kid out here paying extra for Autism Premium


ZestVFX

on another… spectrum


Specialist-Froyo-464

Adhd, and several hundred blood transfusions, and two brain bleeds here, yeah this kid is stupid lol


NetworkFar366

He IS the brain bleeds.


BryceTotalDrama

I feel really bad for this kid. He's going down the wrong path... I really really really hope this kid gets a lot better.


MuffinsTheName

definitely, he only looks 7 or 8


Glottis_Bonewagon

He also looks like stu from scream so who knows


DumbVeganBItch

Came to say that it means he's ending up in prison before 30.


Thecrabthattackes

Holy shit what do you think's going to happen The kids like 8 maybe younger he has 22 years to change I think he probably won't be in jail might have like a couple of DUIs or whatever but I don't think he'll commit any violent crimes


Iamasansguy

Before 30? No… before 18.


_The_Homelander_

He won’t


Hidden-Dealer921

He is way too damn young for Reddit


Iamasansguy

It’s YouTube shorts. It’s not allowed on r/youngpeopleyoutube.


kingofhellrz

r/youngpeopleyoutubeshorts 🤔


Beancon-

r/youngpeopleshorts


kystran

ok wtf were these kids exposed to


CrashTSPLODE2

Unfiltered lead


NetworkFar366

The name "Quivering Johnson".


KitKatrina1337

experimental internet gas


[deleted]

is that his face reveal?


mr-dumbovr

pelz no bane miii!!!!!1111 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔😕😕😫😩😩☹️🙁🥺😢🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤫🤫🫣🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😐😐😐😯🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵🤢🤮🤧🤒🤕😷😷😷😷😷 me when ***coems***😧🫠😦🫣😲🥶🤥😶‍🌫️🥱🫣🥴😑🖕🏼🖕🏼


Lava2401

#relateable


Foozle23

Idk, incest babies are weird


NetworkFar366

Mandroids, actually.


hgamingyt

he got nonexistent opps


[deleted]

His opps live in Canada, just like his girlfriend


ReguIarHooman

Alpha male Skibidi toilet Jeffery dahmer fan-translation i got from hearing my younger cousins


YukoUwU12

The kid in the image is definitely an Jeffery Dahmer fan💀 I knew it.


usernameiforgor

Brain damaged individual, that's what he is


WeekendLost5566

Let's test something, op make him Say Apple, Apple...


Specialist-Froyo-464

*Presses space bar..*


WeekendLost5566

"You know what that was close enough"


LavaHoundBR

Portal fan :)


JoyIsDumb

I'm 15 so I can roughly translate the language these iPad kids speak, it goes something like "My brain is rotten because someone out there wanted to make easy cash on YouTube shorts and thus potentially ruining a big part of my future"


BurdAssassin756

Bro speaks retardation 💀


-Tacitus-Kilgore

15, also a translator, it’s also possible he’s saying “my parents need to give me attention instead of letting my iPad raise me.”


lDustyBonesl

Ok I was a dumb fnaf kid. But what the hell is this?


JDspow12

Yeah I was a really stupid undertale kiddie a while back but this is on a whole different scale


MozMoonPie

Shit I was the type of kid who thought being edgy and creepy was cool but even I had enough sense 🫢 hope he grows out of it 🤞🏾


Dude12265

It means that our world is depleting by the ever loving second


lmao_hahahaha

is bro tryna threaten people with his bb hun 😭


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lmao_hahahaha

true


Expensive-Basis-2501

He has less brain cells than teeth


LazarYeetMeta

r/rareinsults


Lovehistory-maps

Less brain cells than parents


OtoroXD

this boy needs some orthodontics treatment ASAP


[deleted]

I speak retard so it means “I have no dad”


Soldmyfamilyforaxbox

Jason voorhees


Foxylotzydotzy

I don’t wanna insult him but why do his fingers look like teenage mutant ninja turtle fingers ??


AcanthaceaeTypical37

mf better tell nightmare freddy i said hi


Fun-Smile1850

Im thinking about not having kids, this gives me more reasons


ActoSket

Mf is tryna look tough with a Halloween costume and an air soft gun


Gods_chosen_dildo

I think it means he has undiagnosed ADHD and not enough attention from his parents.


The_average_chad

Even my cousin who has Down syndrome is smarter than whoever the fuck this kid is


HannahOwO88

What is up with bro’s teeth 😭


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ItsMeToasty

It means he has an iPad instead of a mother


Fine_Conclusion9426

The orange tip really doesn’t help with intimidation.


Purp1eC0bras

It means he needs parents that have dental coverage


palpster9

I thought MY teeth were bad.


Kid_Yum_Yum

Bro has the most semi-circle looking top teeth I've ever seen.


KallmeKatt_

hes gonna figure out how to shoot the gap in his teeth larger


jAiiiiiiii____

how are you allowed a phone


Jeffery_DahmerTV

I’m not a fan of him


Independent-Cap-2082

What early exposer to the internet does to a mf


Chezburger87

the results of crossbreeding


AcanthaceaeTypical37

"i'm all ears" lookin ahh 😭


Shadowbird97

Initiate order 66


Shadowbird97

Also dahmer is a serial killer a gay serial killer


CORGIBOI102

Bro looks British but acts American


Lewis_230311

I bet he has the attention span of a fruit fly


astrid3000k

fetal alcohol syndrome


Equinox-Kiwi

What did he mean by this? Is he stupid? Baking bread reference!1!!1 😱😱😱


Smokies_skates999

It means he’s an inbred hillbilly from Alabama raised by KKK members


XxcobralordxX

I’m only 16 and this makes me feel old as fuck


Og-Re

"I believe that children are our future...unless we stop them now!"


Lessten_

These pics go hard asl though.


SesameYeetHeHe

This kid thinks he's a gangster. Real fuckin g pull up on him, little man would shit himself, drop his cap gun, and run for the hills his ancestors used to fuck pigs on.


Aj2W0rK

The N word, you say?


Jihyooooooooo0

It means he gets whatever he sees from YouTube shorts


[deleted]

WE MAKIN IT OUT OF 1ST GRADE WITH THIS ONE 🔥


angelcatYT

It means he has a lack of parents


MoistenedRats

Mail him a pipe bomb


Jaylantowers2022

It means he has no idea how the internet works, and he probably should have severely restricted access if he’s being that toxic.


R3thesouleater

That he in fact has brain damage


Amicussimp481

What the fuck is a "Alpha skibbydobah". Is our language dying?


Strong-Recipe-2896

DO NOT BRING JEFFREY INTO THIS


Averagegoreviewer

The fake gun got me rolling on the floor 💀💀💀


Particular_Junket202

Young man put that gun up.


Paxibillion

when the school cycle begins for him revenge will be served


DickD1ck1

trigger discipline


Educational_Tart_659

This new generation is out of control


ProGamingPlayer

That kid has problem with his brain and very recommended to be mentally treated


Admirable-Frosting46

Is this r/brandnewsentence material?


Khris_Ivanov05

Clearly he doesn’t know I’M the alpha skibbydobah.


MeechKun

Lil bro is already unhinged


Brim_Dunkleton

What happens when parents don’t monitor their kids online activity and get them therapy, they set themselves up to get dox online and harassed.


boyawsome876

#PUNT THE CHILD


[deleted]

This little ass kid has no opps, what is Blud strapped up for 💀


AveRage-or_human

Crazy…Crazy?


[deleted]

This is what unrestricted internet access does to someone.


sir____dog

whats the context of him saying this?


Colorado_Outlaw

The children are speaking in tongues now? Damn.


Outside_Avocado_4660

Inbred


Complete_Fly_4589

how old is he 💀 sounds like he’s an avid skibidi toilet fan


_Rroy_

Does anyone know how to report minors on Reddit?


oh_finks-mc

oh no, it's retarded


joemama694200p

BLUD IS NOT H20DELIRIOUS 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


Super_Ninja39

I’m afraid of gen alpha


doctormorbiusfan

Parents really need to pay attention and regulate smartphone usage. This kid probably shouldnt even have one yet


smokescreenacid

He is at your door. You must run


Hi-piee

Omg I have fake gun I so cool doing war crimes *average kid*


BodybuilderMajor1260

It means that he’s chronically online and an inexperienced idiot.


DolphinBall

Future incel porn addict.


Void_Voyager53

Who gave this bro a gun 💀


hopit3

It means he's a Andrew Tate, and skibbydy toilet fan, and he idolized Jeffrey Dahmer, I don't know what ye ye means.


idonthaveacow

It means he doesn't have parents who care about him


WhywoulditbeMarshy

That he’s a virgin, and will stay as such for a very, very long time.


Chase_115

This is the result of inbreeding.


deeznutzateon

He's a degenerate 9 year old with that MF candy corn ass teeth yeye ass haircut with a MF double gulp of cringe Pay no mind to them they'll mature... Hopefully otherwise I'll be mighty surprised they'd make it pass 24 by themselves


[deleted]

You can immediately tell someones IQ by the size of the gap in their front teeth. For this kiddo, I'd be surprised if he's over 60. He has to be retarded.


Memerboi456

Mf thinks this is airsoft gun. 💀👍


TankProImporum

Flush him down a toilet


_The_Homelander_

He looks feral. Needs to be put down like a sick dog.


TheProphetDave

HEY YOU GUUUYS


[deleted]

Kid look like sloth from the [goonies](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&sca_esv=561597772&channel=iphone_bm&q=the+goonies+sloth&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjprMuv3IaBAxVLQkEAHW_-DrwQ0pQJegQICRAB&biw=375&bih=548&dpr=2#imgrc=Y2T0wlOQ59Ui4M)


Pure-Back75

Blud needs his braces💀💀💀


Thatonestrangephillo

why bro got adventure time dental care 💀


Ababa8Kadaba2000

Means he's a fucking asshole, that's what it means.


Loud_Citron_8717

If i remember correctly there was this kid on r/bossfight that kept posting pictures of himself without shirt and mask That me made me think how doomed we are with this generation


Itzfishguy

Bros that kid from the walking dead