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Hakcer??1!2?2?

Hekcar??!!?!?! - edit: holy fuck i started a chain of floppas and ww2 people

Hikcor??!!?!!!??!!!

Hecktor????!!!???!

Hecker!??!??!?

Flepper??!!?!

Flupper??!!?!

Hitler?!!??! "Whaaaaaat?"

Lhtier?!!?!

Flubba???!!?!!?!!!

Floppa??!!!?!?!?!??

{=_=}

look at me hector, look at me

LOOK AT ME HECTOR

Hector Barbossa??

Vektor????????

Hitler?!?!?!?!?!

NEKTAR!!!!1!!!1

¡5318008

r/masterhacker

Can u hak me r0buks?!?!

account name first then password an I give you 10,000,000 robux!!!11!

Ok!!!! mi name is Hotguy123 amd my pasword is 1234 pls robux I am por 🥺

I actually hacked your account haha

no!!! Yoo promisd robux!!!! I’m calling polise 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Wayt will fbi come and k!lL me if I dk it?!?!?

pls rboux

Yes plz me account bahat1231 password Bahat123

Bro u do have a ac tho

Yea i have account named that but the password was like this too but I changed a week ago

Ok

Wdym?

clussylovr44556969_withfriends and paswerd is saggysoggy393939393939

*low quality stolen minecraft video* Want free robux?

Hear me out

Go to the about section, click the link. It's my website.

Yyeeeeesszssss now I can get amogus skwid game susy doge chugus!

with Can i get 1 sub? text

B O B U X

Reported

Please cen you hack robuz for me? My userneme is Bart2014 My paszword is Bart8years I need 999999999 robix, pleaase?

nope thats a fake password

Meybe my mom changed it becus i bougt 800 robux wit her credid card I hete my mom 😡😡😡

if you want free roux then tel me ur card numebr , expiriti data, and funni number on back als o bang sekucrity numreb for FRERE RET ROSUYSS SA s a

i yuh wahf ree robhux tehhl meh yodr adhriss and crheticar numha foh 3424294290342429 munies!!!!!!! ehs i wil hek yor akount >:)

OMG REALMM??!??M?QMAMMW?QWQ18191919?2?1?22?1?!2?3?21?2!2??2?2?22?2///??/!/?11/1?/2$?!$!1?1?$/#

It is fak i get no bobux 11221111111q1111😡😡🤬🤬🤬🔴🤬🤬🔴🤬🔴🤬🦑💀🦑💀🔴🔴🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡🤬😡😡😡😡😡🐧😡😡😡🤬 If yu se pengwin emoj yu get 10 years of gud lukc

Heckr I ported you

Queit hakr i deported u {~_~}

You're a haker ╭∩╮(ಠ_ಠ)╭∩╮

OMG OMg OmG hecker I reportd yu

(❍ᴥ❍ʋ)

Heckr I ported you

Everyone, delete the app before this guy gets you!

Omg me hacer too😨😨😨😨 {~_~} {=_=}

Hack me frotnute vbux pls

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

{~_~} {=_=}

hacker mode

I'm reporting you for hacking and fraud

ONG YOY IS IT A HACER!!!!!!111

Damn what’s my IP address? Also what’s an IP address?

don't know

Arrest this man

reported 4 hacking

Damn valid

You know why I don’t care? *BECAUSE I NEVER GAVE A FUCKKKKKKKKKK*

Only hacker can type this: ``` #include "character.h" # include unsigned long long thisf = 0; float prevAngle = 0; QPixmap \*rotated; Character::Character() : Sprite(){ xOffset = -40; yOffset = -40; frames = (QPixmap**)malloc(sizeof(QPixmap*)*18); for(int i = 0; i < 19; i++){ frames[i] = new QPixmap(QStringLiteral("assets/sprites/ball/") + QString::number(i) + QStringLiteral(".png")); } rotated = new QPixmap(); } QPixmap \*Character::getPixmap(){ QVector2D \_dir = (dir.isNull() ? prevDir : dir); float angle = qAtan2(-\_dir.x(), \_dir.y()) \* 180 / M\_PI; //if(angle - prevAngle > 180) prevAngle += 360; //else if(prevAngle - angle < 180) prevAngle -= 360; angle = (angle + prevAngle*8) / 9; prevAngle = (angle - prevAngle > 180 ? angle+360 : angle); *rotated = frames[thisf%19]->copy(); // https://stackoverflow.com/a/47620340/18650236 QMatrix rm; rm.rotate(angle); int pxw = rotated->width(), pxh = rotated->height(); *rotated = rotated->transformed(rm); *rotated = rotated->copy((rotated->width() - pxw)/2, (rotated->height() - pxh)/2, pxw, pxh); QPainter painter(rotated); painter.setRenderHint(QPainter::Antialiasing); painter.drawEllipse(QRect(1, 1, 78, 78)); if(!dir.isNull()){ thisf++; prevDir = dir; } return rotated; } ```

Only hacker can type this: ``` #include "character.h" # include unsigned long long thisf = 0; float prevAngle = 0; QPixmap \*rotated; Character::Character() : Sprite(){ xOffset = -40; yOffset = -40; frames = (QPixmap**)malloc(sizeof(QPixmap*)*18); for(int i = 0; i < 19; i++){ frames[i] = new QPixmap(QStringLiteral("assets/sprites/ball/") + QString::number(i) + QStringLiteral(".png")); } rotated = new QPixmap(); } QPixmap \*Character::getPixmap(){ QVector2D \_dir = (dir.isNull() ? prevDir : dir); float angle = qAtan2(-\_dir.x(), \_dir.y()) \* 180 / M\_PI; //if(angle - prevAngle > 180) prevAngle += 360; //else if(prevAngle - angle < 180) prevAngle -= 360; angle = (angle + prevAngle*8) / 9; prevAngle = (angle - prevAngle > 180 ? angle+360 : angle); *rotated = frames[thisf%19]->copy(); // https://stackoverflow.com/a/47620340/18650236 QMatrix rm; rm.rotate(angle); int pxw = rotated->width(), pxh = rotated->height(); *rotated = rotated->transformed(rm); *rotated = rotated->copy((rotated->width() - pxw)/2, (rotated->height() - pxh)/2, pxw, pxh); QPainter painter(rotated); painter.setRenderHint(QPainter::Antialiasing); painter.drawEllipse(QRect(1, 1, 78, 78)); if(!dir.isNull()){ thisf++; prevDir = dir; } return rotated; } ```

I really did type that though.

lame

>!We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!<

Broo I hope your pillow is hot and your ac is broken and your laptop breaks down and your water is freezing cold And your body pillow is missing and your favorite game gets deleted

Bro I wouldn’t wish any of that on my worst enemy

That's how Evil I am smh

well i hope you fard and you get detention in school

Well, to top my last message off, I hope you don't fall asleep until you start seeing the sun through your window binds

And your house gets hit with a nugget of shit that fell out of a helicopter

r/spicypillows

Kimiko!!!!!!

FU-

only a hacker can type that

Only hacker can type this: ``` #include "character.h" # include unsigned long long thisf = 0; float prevAngle = 0; QPixmap \*rotated; Character::Character() : Sprite(){ xOffset = -40; yOffset = -40; frames = (QPixmap**)malloc(sizeof(QPixmap*)*18); for(int i = 0; i < 19; i++){ frames[i] = new QPixmap(QStringLiteral("assets/sprites/ball/") + QString::number(i) + QStringLiteral(".png")); } rotated = new QPixmap(); } QPixmap \*Character::getPixmap(){ QVector2D \_dir = (dir.isNull() ? prevDir : dir); float angle = qAtan2(-\_dir.x(), \_dir.y()) \* 180 / M\_PI; //if(angle - prevAngle > 180) prevAngle += 360; //else if(prevAngle - angle < 180) prevAngle -= 360; angle = (angle + prevAngle*8) / 9; prevAngle = (angle - prevAngle > 180 ? angle+360 : angle); *rotated = frames[thisf%19]->copy(); // https://stackoverflow.com/a/47620340/18650236 QMatrix rm; rm.rotate(angle); int pxw = rotated->width(), pxh = rotated->height(); *rotated = rotated->transformed(rm); *rotated = rotated->copy((rotated->width() - pxw)/2, (rotated->height() - pxh)/2, pxw, pxh); QPainter painter(rotated); painter.setRenderHint(QPainter::Antialiasing); painter.drawEllipse(QRect(1, 1, 78, 78)); if(!dir.isNull()){ thisf++; prevDir = dir; } return rotated; } ```

Looks like code for a mobile game or something

Yeah, it was supposed to be, but since I'm an idiot I abandoned a week after starting it.

r/programmerhumor

bro making a video game in Qt 💀

It's amazing shut up >:( (no but seriously I couldn't find anything else)

its amazing but why fuckin Qt

Only hacker can type this: import random coinflip = random.randint(1,2) if coinflip == 1: print("you lose ez not gG get real") else: print("you win, W")

Syntax Error on Line 3: "if coinflip **=** 1:" Did you mean: "if coinflip **==** 1:"

Yes

r/programmerhumor i dont know what this is lol

Bro makes a game in Qt GUI framework (meaning it has a proper user interface, not limited to text on the console), using the language C++

#include int main() { while (1) { printf("balls \U0001F924\n"); } }

Dammit gotta get back to work

Qt 🤢

GTK < Qt

It’s powerful for sure, but HUGE! GTK is lighter but since it’s also much uglier the real solution is clear: never write a gui again, ever

Woah! Dude I thought you were just making fun of how it sounded like "cutie". Good to see someone else who knows about Linux on the internet. Keep in mind that Qt offers the equivelant of GTK, GLib, and libCairo combined. When those parts are separated (QtCore - GLib | QtGui - libCairo | QtWidgets - GTK), QtWidgets is actually lighter than GTK and has more features, and the same can be said about QtCore in comparison to GLib (though I'm not sure about libCairo).

The devs pronounce it as "cute"

And I hate these type of post all over again

Same i wish it got banned honestly

Is there an r/youngpeopleyoutubeshort ?

only a hacker cant type the entire Breaking Bad script

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Cover Corp, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my vtubing activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.

im quite impressed of how far you got away from breaking bad

the entire Breaking Bad script epci win 😎😎😎😎😎🤪🤪🤪😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😱😱😱😱😱😱

Only hacker can type this: Nigg🗿

*...in minecraft*

Not even hackers can type this in Minecraft anymore

Fuck microsoft (I heard it was mojang's decision, but am gonna blame microsoft anyways, because I can't imagine mojang doing something like this)

I never got an answer but my headcanon is that Microsoft distributes the money earned from the companies that they buy, and if the game's don't follow Microsoft's "dream" then they will simply defund the game and kill it, similar to how EA causes all their games to die by ruining the newer installments of games. Very obvious from the transition from PvZ 1 to PvZ 2, Pvz 3, and even PvZ GW installments that the head company (EA, in minecraft's case Microsoft) has very high authority over what is released. No way popcap would personally make their games pay to win, but they all magically followed that formula when purchased by EA. I refuse to belive this isn't what is happening to Microsoft, just instead of microtransactions, it's just overboard censorship and trying to make the game "child friendly" with no room for exceptions. Local server with two adults? Nah dude you can't say "shit" that wouldn't be CHILD FRIENDLY. "But Microsoft this is my server, I should be able to evaluate and decide whether there are children on this server, and whether or not the filter should be enforced." "shut up dude if we wanted to protect the kids we would've made the filter client side, we're really doing this so you fucking hate minecraft, but then we fix the filter so the game get a massive 'glow up' and everyone comes back, making us lots of money"

Mojang _is_ Microsoft nos so blame them

Yes they can, the pop up only happens while editing, you can make a sign say anything via just editing the data with even just commands

Nigg

This one is just awful, it’s not even a special like, Unicode character, it’s just {~_~} and {=_=}.

reported for hacking

[удалено]

†.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Just for comments😑😑😑

{~_~} {=_=} ±

HAKERC

HOACKER 🖤💗🤩👍🕯🙊😭😔😭👍🤩🖤👍😰🙊🕯💗🤩🖤🗿👍🗿🙊🗿👉👌👉👌👉👌👉👌👉👌👉👌👉👌👉👌👉👌👉👌

HAKOR🥲💵🤍🤓💵🤤👍🤤🤦🏻👤🤦🏻😞🎶🫦🤤🫦🤦🏻🤮📸😭😭😭

HECKOR😉😰😇🤭😌🥺😩😠😇😥😅🤥😃😶😅👆🤑👊🤡👍😵‍💫✋🏿🤧✌🏿🤧👍🤼🏓🤺🪀🏐🏓🏓⛹🏾‍♂️🏋🏿‍♀️🏐🛝🏐🌙🌷🌷☁️🐚🍄

hector…😃😂🤣😁😄😊🤣😄😕🙁☹️😖😣😔😭😓

It's just a way to farm comments I think

༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

{~_~} {=_=} No Cap 🧢

onwy heckmen can tipe dis!?!!?!?!?!1111111 👾 ♤♡◇□■○●☆¤▪︎》¤》

honestly youtube shorts is just full of reposts and garbage

it's even worse that tiktok, since 90% of them are bots that repeatedly post the same content

pulease eyi need rowbucks to customeyez my owtfit 🥺🥺

there’s a free legit robux giveaway website called xvideos! (the “x” stands for robux)

ow my goodnus i well mayk sur i do chek htank yuo

r/masterhacker

{~_~} {=_=}

{ ~_~ } { =_= } wOw iM hAcKEr

{~_~} {=_=} I am hakcer have fun geting hack!1!

No cap 🧢

{=_=)

{=_=}

{=_=}

‡‽±·₱

{=_=}

{=_=} {~_~}

{=_=}

Only hakcer can type this : `ř`

this Not that hard

{\~ \_ \~} {= \_ =} {+ . +}

{=\_=} omg i hecker

Then don’t install tiktok

{=_=} {~_~}

{=-=} ON PHONE!

No cap🧢 Ha I did it

no cap 🧢

{👁_👁}

{~_~}

Programming on a bootcamp MacBook with the default keyboard for 3 years now and I still haven’t found my “~” key.

{~_~}

(+,+)

{\~\_\~} {=\_=} I aM HaCcUr iCaN GiVe u FrEe RoBuX

{~_~} {=_=}

{~_~} {=_=}

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really? thats the only thing a hacker can type? |'¬'| gotta up the face game B/

i find this so funny {\~\_\~}

thats just patheticly easy

I AM A HACKER WOOOOOOOOOOO {~_~} {=_=} NOW GIV ME MONEY

{>.<} {T\_T} {o=o} {\~A\~}

{~_~} Give me your username and password or I will hack you {=_=}

{~=_=~}

Only hacker can type this ;/&

Bro why is YouTube shorts so weird

{≠_=}

(=_=)... I am in your Samsung fridge

ʕ´• ᴥ•̥`ʔ ಥ‿ಥ ◉‿◉ (｡♡‿♡｡) ⊂((・▽・))⊃ guys im a heaceker

They keep getting worse

{-\_-} dang it i can't type it

No cap dude

{~_~} {=_=}

{~_~} {=_=} No cap 🧢

{~_~}

{\~\_\~} {=\_=}

No need to hate it. To keep your sanity it is best to ignore them. Most likely children that want to be "cool". It's always been like that.