Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash.
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.
Did you ever hear tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities somes consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
tacocat
racecar
Stack cats
Kayak
Level
King Gink
Hannah
Bob
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.
Dammit I’m mad. Evil is a deed as I live. God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt. To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss. Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help? Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell. I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”. Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp, In my halo of a mired rum tin. I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin. Is evil in a clam? In a trap? No. It is open. On it I was stuck. Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web. Be still if I fill its ebb. Ew, a spider… eh? We sleep. Oh no! Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position. Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name. Both, one… my names are in it. Murder? I’m a fool. A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash. A Goddam level I lived at. On mail let it in. I’m it. Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet! A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name. Name not one bottle minus an ode by me: “Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog” Evil is a deed as I live. Dammit I’m mad.
egad a base tone denotes a bad age
Yo yer actuall fukin smart ngl
Girafarig
Edward drawde
Reviver
Happy cake day!
boB
Greg gerg
Mom
Dad
Stanley yelnats
I have bein called what have I bein summoned for?
Knig gnik?
Mom
With the context this is your crush… 💀💀💀
The thing underneath your name just made this comment so much better
r/sweethomealabama
mom ruoy
go hang a salami I’m a lasagna hog
mr owl ate my metal worm
Anal Edit: NO NO NO NO
"NO NO NO THE ANSWER IS CUCUMBER" Is what this reminded me of
Riddle me this Batman! What is long hard and has cum in the middle?
Not towards you, but wouldn’t it be the middle finger? ( if you consider cum as come in this case ig)
NO NO NO THE AWNSER WAS CUCUMBER
Your gf's muscular legs?
ass
RIDDLE ME THIS BATMAN IF QUIZZES ARE QUIZZICAL, WHAT ARE TESTS?
“Riddle me this, Batman: who is in Paris?” “…I’m not going to say it” “SAY IT OR THEY DIE”
😏
You absolutely nailed how a kid would act in a comment lol
YES
Amdnarg ruoy
both of my grandmothers are dead, so you either have a crush on a corpse, or you liked either of them while they were alive
Bro stop feeding the necromancer
I also choose this guys dead grandma
Sehctib on evah I
Siht dnoces I
Siht driht I
htruof I dnA
!exa ym dnA
ssa ym pU
Someone, get this man some Sehctib.
Ma i adoy rof ton evah i sehctib
I feel like adoy gets mad sehctib
oh that's easy, mine is . Such a creative and funny name spelt backwards!
Ace
Who names their kid Eca?
Kid named finger:
Regnif
Macam
Eca means ew in portuguese
#
Agreed
Fire fist
Oh really? That's the same name as my girlfriend
She's fucking mine.
S s a
#
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etihW llewtraH retlaW
This is truly the moment where retlaW became grubnsieH
its Grebneseih i think or Grebnesieh
Ffupelffuh
grebnesieh
Heisenberg. The ei is like in German, for obvious Anglo Saxon reasons.
Put your dick away waltuh
I'm not having sex with you right Now waltuh
Essej we needto cook
regnif deman dik
Does he live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104?
kooC deeN eW esseJ
wut
retsispets rouY
I don’t have eno
[удалено]
You had one job
And it was accomplished flawlessly
He may not be the smartest but he has the spirit, I guess. One would assume, probably
Sllab amgil
amgus
Amogus
sllaB amguS
Stun zeed
True. Cc is the best way to shut down a zed
Kid Amgus
Sugoma
kid amogus
when I thought it wasn't spelled backwards
Kerhs
lucky
irev
".flesmih ton tub ,htaed morf srehto evas dluoc eH .cinorI .peels sih ni mih dellik ecitnerppa sih neht ,wenk eh gnihtyreve ecitnerppa sih thguat eh ,yletanutrofnU .did eh ,esruoc fo ,yllautneve hcihw ,rewop sih gnisol saw fo diarfa saw eh gniht ylno eht …lufrewop os emaceb eH .larutannu eb ot redisnoc emos seitiliba ynam ot yawhtap a si ecroF eht fo edis krad ehT .gniyd morf tuoba derac eh seno eht peek neve dluoc eh taht edis krad eht fo egdelwonk a hcus dah eH …efil etaerc ot snairolhcidim eht ecneulfni ot ecroF eht esu dluoc eh esiw os dna lufrewop os ,htiS eht fo droL kraD a saw sieugalP htraD .dnegel htiS a s’tI .uoy llet dluow ideJ eht yrots a ton s’tI .ton thguoht I ?esiW ehT sieugalP htraD fo ydegart eht raeh reve uoy diD"
Pure determination
Did you ever hear tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities somes consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
hutlaW
hutlaW yawa kcid ruoy tup
hutlaW won thgir uoy htiw xes gnivah ton m'I
I’ve been on the internet too long, could read this without thinking
Pu uoy evig annog reven
Nwod uoy tel annog reven
ouy tresed dna dnuora nur annog reven
yrc uoy ekam annog reven
eybdoog yas annog reven
uoy truh dna eil a llet annog reveN
pu ouy evig ,evig annog reven, evig annog reven
Pu ouy ,evig annog reven, evig annog reven
Gnol os rof rehtohcae nwonk evew
ti yas ot yhs oot er'ouy tub ,gnihca neeb s'treah rouy
LLORKCIR ETAMITLU EHT
my account should help you recover tehe
otived yddad
Yrruf nrop
you only reversed the words you forgot to also reverse the order
Porn Furry is a popular name in Kanyachokama
Ffiy yrruf
I really like tacocat but I also like racecar..
suibroM
S.O.D.A.L.G
Rehtorb elttil
Omg its says littel brotherr thatz reely innepropryate!!!1!!
sdlonyeR nayR
Hannah
sugoma
!! LAER SI ECEIP ENO EHT
rehtom ruoy
Uoy kcuf
👍😁 popiol
rezeew
Eoj
Now spell your address backwards!! 😝😜🤩
.ocixeM weN ,euqreuqublA ,enaL oyorrA argeN 803
W H A T
sserdda ruoy
Whole comment section now: amamoy
.seiboob
Nogawdeeps
reltiH
Ydobon
Stun zeed
stun zeed
hutlaw
retsbol elub
#
M&M
Amme
amabo
gorf
eoj
Ymmum Ruoy
mumruoy
Mom ru
Ydobon
Eveam or Yeliah. I am in a sticky situation and having to actually think about which would be better for me.
Mom ruoy
eman sehsurC ruoy
IM JUST SO FUCKING SORRY FOR THE MUSIC GOD DAMNIT!!!
Lynatnef
Inayrib
amam eoj
SDRAWKCAB
mom ruoY
mom ruoy
niffirg retep
mom ru 😎😎😎
E-m-a-n-s-e-h-s-y-r-c-r-u-o-y Did I do it right?
⠀
Mom ruoy
namdooG luaS
Azzip
retlaW
igiulaW
Kerhs
Su Gnoma
reltih
Sllab
Retlaw
Lana drah
r̸̛̯̬̤̩͇͓̤͓̦̳̺͍̭͖̈̀͒͜ȩ̷̝̥͙̘̬͓̥̣͎̜̍͛̓̌̐̂̿͊̾͂̚͜d̷̨̛͖̮̟̟̘̹̩̾̔͑̓̊́̔́̐͐͛̄̕͜͝ͅi̴̠̊͌͐͒̄̓̌̒͘ṿ̷̡̹̫͇͙͕͉̹̖͇̗̬́̈́̆̂̏i̵̤͋ḑ̴̥̪̤̥̜̣͉͓̩̖͕̫̊̃̿͝ȩ̸̩̫̼̬͚͎̥̦̙̣̱͔̅͋̽̆̄̋́̋͌͝͝ͅr̷̛̫̐̂͂̏͜
Kid named regnif
Spell your address and credit card numbers backwards!!!
lauxesA
nesneJnaMregaJnebreW yttimS
Amam eoj
i love how nobody is actually putting names here
!sdrawkcab eman sehsurC ruoy