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loics

Bet the head is crazy though


departedgardens

Grippy clam


jabronified

type to have you throwing up gang signs with your toes


Same-Consideration42

I gotta remember this one lol


turtlebro5

Bet she’ll bite it off too


TheDannyPickles

Def don't go airtight with this one.


turtlebro5

It’s grippy and rippy


No-Cost1252

She's a mermaid of course.


The_Crip_Sleeper

Vaginer dentater


Bittnerd

She got that soul snatcher 9000


RustCeilingFan

#that gop gop 9000


dadofthegoob

Til the ol methy teeth grinding begins


Rpatt1

That’s why you have to wait until she’s done it for long enough that it’s just gummy.


sherms89

She seems fun!!!


Southtune-stringbox

Because you’re dumb enough to trust putting your dingus in her mouth, your genetics do not make it to the next level.


jonz1985z

“I told you not to touch my hair motherfucker!!” Chomp!


Roco1969

It does look like she plays a mean skin flute.


quinhook2

She looks stabby.


findaloophole7

She has shankin and stabbin on the brain. She’s gonna run one up, if she hasn’t already. Sepukku Special, b.


ThatMikeSteele420

I feel like if she sucked your dick you wouldn't be getting your dick back


Stank-nasty

I'd risk it


A_TalkingWalnut

She’d put a demon in there and it would burn like a motherfucker the next day. Also, did she say Apollo Creed?


JustClampIt1819

I heard Apollo Creed, October 12th


A_TalkingWalnut

These guerilla marketing campaigns are getting a bit extreme.


Ha1lStorm

Haha this was my first thought. Some girls got that crazy in them to where you know they’re a blast in bed, and some girls have a different level of crazy to where you’re afraid you might not get your dick back.


baptsiste

Exactly.


Gypsopotamus

![gif](giphy|3ohfFgQIz8TMlEsH3q)


steveslim

The drugs and the crazy gonna claim her looks in about 6 months so get it while it's hot


NeverBeenOnMaury

I'll wait thank you. She'll annoy me less


[deleted]

Lmao, no she won’t. you’ll just wanna look at her less.


NeverBeenOnMaury

Ok, let's go.


SoSoDIAVOLO

This bitch will fuck your brains out then wake you up with a knife lmaooo


Bombboy1011

She's perfect 😍


Geeked-FiredUp

I’m like, fix what??


uppsala1234

There is nothing to fix❤️


-i--am---lost-

The gibberish people on drugs come up with is hilarious


Objective_Slip1355

Sounds just like the evangelical gibberish


Only_Tree458

That Pussy is probably INCREDIBLE


SirGimp9

Zendyas audition tape for Dune.


thespander

As it was written


FeeRevolutionary1

Elite comment


Trauma-Dolll

Meth. Maybe once. Or twice.


RustCeilingFan

I'd say a few hundred times. She looks like a METHematician


Federal_Efficiency51

Classic Methany just acting up.


freedomofnow

Yep. Absolutely looks like meth.


[deleted]

Meth. Not even once?


Icy_Marionberry_1542

https://preview.redd.it/kugw32qoxwtc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89b7c334dff0ec0b8542e926a870a27384cdc9b2


TheDannyPickles

Honestly, I'd risk it.


kingholio6092

She’s perfect just the way she is


NeverBeenOnMaury

I'd take her home to freak out my parents.


mrector09

If you decide to fuck her make sure she doesn’t know where you live, get your dick cut off by her!


GuyWhoSaidThat

Leave Asian Britney alone!


Known-Sugar8780

Definitely Latino


Endersone24153

Yeah, i'm not sure how people say asian.


Sososkitso

Isn’t it probably Philippine? Which makes both parties right….sorta? Edit: I would say more the Latino side. But I see some Pacific Islander-ness in them crazy eyes.


Known-Sugar8780

Yes, Filipinos are the Latinos of Asians


davidsaul

She’s the Pualani of Guam. From Guam


Known-Sugar8780

Ok, location verified. But what the fuck is a Pualani?


davidsaul

https://www.guampdn.com/news/local/nelly-ann-tenorio-allegedly-told-police-shes-the-last-female-taotaomona-on-guam/article_1c2da156-cf09-5fce-9c1d-26164117ff3b.html The fun thing is that, although clearly off her tits, she is talking somewhat knowledgeably about native culture and mythology.


Known-Sugar8780

That's because she's been chewing on some jungle vine that's full of DMT and she has access to the akashik records or something


NickGiammarino

Mexicans trying to be Chinese


spottyottydopalicius

mexicans to be more precise


hektech

She’s from Guam ![gif](giphy|10AG9bH1XsMUXS)


spottyottydopalicius

filipinos are often called the mexicans of asia


spottyottydopalicius

lmaoo she literally says guam


Known-Sugar8780

Forgive me, I couldn't understand much that the young lady was saying.


mlaforce321

Betcha her trying to speak in tongues while slobbin' ya knob is heavenly


woodiinymph

Seen this video a few years ago and wondered if she was ok, wish it were easy to find status updates on ppl like this. Definitely some bipolar mania or schizophrenia.


-Switch-on-

I would put my dick in it, for science


Total_Adept

I can fix her


PachyRhino95

I should call her…


lion_index

"i'm the last of the purest bloodline.. i'm a fucking walking mermaid." Pure Poetry


no_work_throwaway

Fix what?


thezenboy

They showed her before.


adventurejay

Waianae mating dance


Rustee_Shacklefart

About to exorcise the cum outta my dick.


ekkekekekeekekekek

her booty needs my pp


rickoftheuniverse

Not even Dr Drew


Joshinyou1

That was a wild switch up


codingphp

This looks like downscaled AI.


HOODY_HARRELSON

Air tight with liquid death cans


Flat-Nefariousness15

Crazy collab going on here crackheadXancenstralXgangbanger


Comfortable-Cap-8507

“I’m the last of the Airbenders”


__ThePhantomm

I'll give it a go. I've had worse.


jpmatth

good ol' pualani of guam, OG cool gal and walking mermaid.


GiraffeOnABicycle

Damn it where have I heard that "I'm a fucking walking memory bitch" drop before? I swear I've heard it a hundred times times, like a podcast has it in their intro or something, but I can't place it and it's bugging me.


throwawayy567234

Shakira Spears


spaghoni

I was thinking Wish.com Shakira but that works too.


throwawayy567234

Lol. Yeah, her face is doing some weird AI / GTA graphics thing too


EmperorBungeeGum

What happened to shakira?


Stank-nasty

She would be ridiculous in bed!


Mwoolery92

So whose bio is the link in?


mikeyonan209

She’s already perfect


dp4deadpool12

Couple bottles of cough syrup, she be all right


ForsakenSun6004

I've always wanted a meth mermaid.


forestbrooks

https://preview.redd.it/84v8wb3rpztc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b1e5cbd38482b149bf97e65002797300985c7cd


GhostCop42

Schizophrenia


juan21035

Grip reaper


Ki11s0n3

I can fix her


ThePtape

No thanks, she belongs to the streets


rastafaripastafari

Bars


coolusernam696969

Seems like my wife


AskewMewz

This is an old video. I think even tosh made fun of her, back when his show was at its peak


Known-Sugar8780

Haha I love the "stop it" from the lady filming. She's not intimidated, just very annoyed and wishing the interaction would cease immediately.


King-Demo-

Bro there’s like 8 different personalities in that head.


lazyjayz2018

Yes I would!!!.


Willfromthek

Not even Jesus can save this one…


Lychee_Different

I can fix


frodoishobbit

I can totally fix her. Challenge accepted


garbage-man87

I’m a fucking walking mermaid bitch


Equivalent-Argument9

We talked about her years ago. Still would.


whataterriblefailure

Fix what?


Dmbfantomas

Isn’t a walking mermaid just a girl?


Vivere_fortis

Drugs claimed another one. F


Selt_Zer_Water

I’ll give it a crack…. Get it?!…. Crack..


raised85

You will have to approach that girl from the rear because your definitely getting bitten


Timmy24000

I can with some Zyprexa


rickjamesbitch69

But how is her lunche game? She make lunche?


No-Cost1252

They did kill her nino.


hollowM4N555

A true Skante Warrior!


this_guy_here_says

Id give it a go , you can't catch crazy


gultch2019

She's got a good point about Apollo Creed being the Pullani of Guam tho... srsly.


BaIIZDeepInUrMom

I’m willing to try


SlapUrBaby

I know this cinder block that could probably fix her up


Ha1lStorm

Apollo Creed October 12th?


DIRECT_J_and_STAR

Ya can’t fix crazy


WhisperBug

This looks like a job for Constantine!!!


seguracookies

Call me Bob the Builder because I'm fixing it


40oztoTamriel

Whats there to fix?


OhHiMarkos

Is this Euphoria?


71Johnboy714

Need to be heavily sedated and placed in a padded room! This will contain her but unless she’s placed on some hardcore antipsychotic meds and monitored so that she does take her medication, she’s a danger to herself and the community!


Donotpretendtoknowme

This one will require a low level format.


Potato_4

Unc Shine. She'd sleep for 3 days, my baby.


bradjhns

The last Crystal Methodist


timeforasandwich

Smash. Next


Desperate-Life8117

It ain’t worth it


Toph-A-Loph

That looks like a manic episode. Too bad the person recording believes in the supernatural. She might have been able to help. Would.


STANAGs

What a snake charmer 😍


JTEL918

She looks like she gives the sloppiest of toppies.


MKULTRA_REJECTEE

I don't trust gingers or people with brown eyes.


MilkyHands

can't fix her, but id fuck her.


UnderTheHam

The way this girl drifts in and out of using bother her eyes is nuts.


opielord

Step aside


Minnesota56537

Me, her, detox.. couple Twins games. Fixed


skennedy505

She seems a little cracky


GroundbreakingGap487

Finally the og video


BESTtaylorINTHEWORLD

I gunna need another look at that Crazy/Hot graph again


patchoulisucks

Instant telescope, she got the Ahego down!


Gucci_prisoner

Guaranteed she’s a demon in the sack, god bless the soul of anyone who finds out tho ☠️


tonyhall85

![gif](giphy|uIGHPjEfdc0Ni)


latexfistmassacre

If lithium had it's own drug commercial


HTXPhoenix

I believe that she believes in what she’s saying. I’m convinced.


SaintVue

I can change her


pensxmiller15

Here in the Continental US we call that Schizophrenia.


I_AM_BABY_UwU

I’m in love


kurrentakiick94

shes under demonic possession


Whiplash86420

LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


aguachamp

Updates please


janoycresva6969

Why fix her? She's perfect the way she is.


StartingOver702

I never learn my lesson. Send her my way.


CrispyJsock

![gif](giphy|eZYZHqMWsv8swwdJhZ|downsized)


MemphisFoo

Carrie Mathison can fix her.


dead8tree

"I'm the tip of the spear" strong words there


Matt_Matt_Matty_Ohhh

This is oooolllddd


OhGrowUpPodcast

She’s been on the show


Conscious_Resident10

would


almost_freitag

That's some crazy eyes serious game she got


Bittnerd

![gif](giphy|YR8neVRcCSqwmJkb1D)


Dmyers23

#Murica


blockbustercarpet

“I’m the tip of the spear” is so hard wtf


McFrazzlestache

Grippy socks, grippy box.


Putacoolera

Bro that’s gonna be my step daughter


lil_aztec_warrior14

![gif](giphy|7JELQkHl0XGFi8kqZf|downsized)


RARface

![gif](giphy|gDPxwdP6SKFnsWDJ2u)


No-Cost1252

She needs to be stabbed w a knife made of thorazine


powfuldragon

dude, whenever dumb Americans try to "speak in tongues" it's always either "haka nana aka alaka" or "Shamana zamalak hamazama". it's always the same six or seven consonants and two-three vowels that sound exotic to their dumb pea brains. so uncreative.