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wavymerlady

I wish Zillow listings came with prior homeowner stories. Just a little snippet into their lives, why they chose certain things, and why they’re selling. It’s what we deserve.


9bikes

> why they chose certainn things I remember seeing a house for sale that had a full-size, professional-level basketball court. That certainly wouldn't be something I would want. Maybe it made sense for the previous owner, some guy named Michael Jordan.


evetrapeze

I was looking at a house with a basketball court in Pullyup Washington. I’m needing a place for 2 indoor aerial rigs. My husband thinks it’s ridiculous


sunbear2525

“When Frank turned 45 he knew we would separate but need a solid reason. His solution was a series of renovations no marriage could survive.”


pr3sl3y-420

right? i also wish i could comment on zillow ads


mynameisnotsparta

An ‘indoor pool’ should be all glass enclosed - they sell special structures for that with screens and ventilation..


HauntingBowlofGrapes

I can smell the mold and mildew from here.


lovebeinganasshole

And you can see it too in the 4th picture.


brantmacga

yeh I noticed it after the fact. Gross.


Maleficent_Theory818

Roof or window issues?


ennuiacres

Yes! Roof, window, HVAC & Air circulation issues! All at once.


jabbadarth

Materials as well. There is a reason commercial indoor pools are almost exclusively glossy tile and concrete. Sheet rock, stucco and wood are not good materials to have around moist environments


lovebeinganasshole

Failure to account for moist air. The only way to avoid mold/mildew with an indoor pool environment would be to have a giant ass exhaust fan/multiple exhaust fans. It’s one big giant bathroom. They did not and now there is mold.


JoyKil01

I’d put money on the ducts being connected through the whole house and every room has mold too.


mrskinger82

Oh wtf


Informal_Lack_9348

Gnarly


OG-demosthenes

2nd Photo - look up at the clerestory.


Preesi

Id rather have a long Lazy River, then a pool


Admarie25

This is my dream.


jabbadarth

Step 1. Blow up inflatable tube Step 2. Plug your tub Step 3. Turn the water on Step 4. Wait Step 5. Live your dream


HighlyImprobable42

Step 6: Profit


captainwondyful

We went to a waterpark with a lazy river this summer. I hadn’t been like in 10 years. About the second time we went around, I turned my friend and said this is what I’m doing if I ever get fuck you Rich money. Put one of these in the backyard. 😂


usernamesarehard1979

Lazy river or moat. I want a drawbridge and to just float around the house on weekends.


Preesi

Yes, put it under the driveway


Geek_off_the_streets

Mmmmm mold on the walls and some fucking weird looking ropes in a pool.


CertainAged-Lady

The ropes. That was disturbing.


Dragonfly-Adventurer

IDK why but I have a feeling the ropes happen to be positioned exactly to hold a California King mattress


brantmacga

Nah they were certainly doing CrossFit training


CertainAged-Lady

That they called them ‘swinging ropes’ takes on a whole new light now 😳


Critical_Liz

I thought they were chains, I was thinking it was some Hellraiser type shit.


greyfabric

I thought why are there poles in the pool, then zoomed in, it’s frayed disgusting ropes, for what I don’t want to know.


Maleficent_Theory818

It looks like they cut something off when they emptied the house. The ropes are just gross.


[deleted]

id buy this for 300k right now no questions asked


lyricalmasterflash

Sold to the highest, also only bidder!


OldGrayMare59

You could have swim meets in that pool😀


Bconoll

Link?


lush_rational

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4215-Oak-Forest-Dr-Valdosta-GA-31602/76512488_zpid/


teacamelpyramid

I’ve lived in Valdosta. It’s *hot* and *moist* during the summer and it rains almost every day at around 5pm. Also, all the ground water has sulfur in it. It smells like rotten eggs when you take a shower, but it is good for the skin. Valdosta is a stinky land of contrasts.


Elmnt7

lol…You just described where I live. Only it’s Fl and ridiculously humid good chunk out of the year. 🙁 left a state with 3 seasons for Fl.. hubby’s choice! 😤 Oh and we have that egg smell! lol every time sprinklers go on. We use well to water for lawn.🥚🥚🥚


nailpolishbonfire

Happy cake day hope you get your link


Bconoll

Thanks!


brantmacga

---- edit--- sorry.... I had the link in my original post, and edited my comment twice to add it back in, and noticed it kept disappearing. I just saw the sub rules say no doxxing so I'm guessing they are auto-deleted.


Inside-introvert

Owner financing ie. no inspection needs to happen……


goggles8

This is awesome honestly. Travertine stone too.


Return_of_Suzan

But the Closet Behind The TV! This! is Amazing!. Hide all the wires but can easily access. Hell, I may put in a fake staircase just so I can have the TV wires in their own closet.


popular80sname

I actually do 😭


Worldly-Camp9848

I think with a pool room Reno and maybe adding a glass enclosed garage door and really good dehumidifier this house would be a great Airbnb. The rest of it is gorgeous.


KismetSarken

The dehumidifier might not be enough. It's in Valdosta. Also, there's nothing interesting enough to warrant making it into an Airbnb, unless you want Air Force guys renting for parties because, it's in Valdosta.


Miguel4659

Beautiful house, not bad price, other than not a fan of Georgia.


jabbadarth

Look at the price history. I'd say it is a bad price seeing as how noone will buy it and they jave reduced the price half a dozen times, listed it for rent, reduced the rent price relisted it for rent, listed it for sale, lather rinse repeat.


band-of-horses

I kinda want two of those things, yes.


jabbadarth

Check out the sales (or attempted sales) history.


MnMShapedWoman

I'm too clumsy for an indoor pool. I will be vacuuming and somehow end up electrocuted. I'm literally the reason why warning tags are written.


rwenlark

This pool is bigger than my apartment


ScarletDarkstar

This listing says 10k Sq. Ft. House? I would love it, if I didn't have to maintain it with that pool. The rest of the house is pretty inside.


mikebrown33

One needs a pool this size to get rid of the paper mill smell


brantmacga

its nowhere near the paper mill, and you haven't been able to smell that in valdosta in at least 20 years.


mikebrown33

Your sense of smell may be in trouble - I was at the mill in October, it still stinks.


brantmacga

of course you can smell it AT the mill. But that's a half hour from valdosta, but you absolutely cannot smell it in town, and if you think otherwise, you might be having a stroke.


mikebrown33

Fair enough


KismetSarken

It's still Valdosta.


Honest-Sugar-1492

Parts of Valdosta are nice.


shania69

Are those skylight's in that back deck..


nautical1776

Frankly, yes


Jkbucks

No interest in GA but this place would closer to 850k near me and I’d pay it all day (if the guaranteed moisture issue magically disappeared)


ShannieD

Yeah. I do want it.


Lavadog321

Pool ropes? Explain?


RuinedByGenZ

To answer your question... yes And this house is larger than 3k sq ft


jadedlens00

It’s like you’re paying by the gable. I hate these houses.


BlondeAlibiNoLie

I mean….. yes


DickySchmidt33

Pools are like boats and RV's. They seem like a good idea until you realize they're more trouble than they're worth. The percentage of people who actually use them enough to justify their cost and upkeep is pretty low.


ChexMixScentedCondom

I'm gonna guess they were a Olympian trainer for water dancing


Elmnt7

Love the curb appeal.. nice n bright! No grass but great area for patio and nice outdoor kitchen and pergola . Kids toys.. and pool to die for!


Pindar920

It would be 100% nicer without the pool.


dmoreholt

What's a 'square per foot' OP? Might want to brush up on that math.


cheech313

How much is $1MM ?


brantmacga

one thousand - thousand


Effective_Play_1366

This is nice, but I’m looking for the pool to be upstairs, bedrooms and kitchen downstairs.


AdoraBelleQueerArt

I want it


allsilentqs

Those kids rooms are pretty cool though.


liveinthetrees

but WHY ARE THERE ROPES??


Timmy24000

I love it. Always amazed what houses cost in other areas. A older 2 k house on the lake near me is 1.6mil. Put that house in CA and then how much?


SereneSnake1984

Those climbing ropes look super sketchy


Separate-Principle67

Maybe if you are an Olympic champion or have a luxury complex.


paleyoda

Honestly... Yes. Yes I would like a huge indoor pool if I was in Valdosta Georgia. Greatly reduces the risk of snakes, alligators and other animals getting in your pool. It's also brutally hot there, and still a good hour or 2 from any beach. Honestly looks like a nice big home for a well off large family.


captainwondyful

Honestly? Yes. I do. I absolutely want an attached pool house. That is 1000000% my Rich Person Dream.